gym goers btfo

>Wearing of HAL® leads to a fusion of “man”, “machine” and “information”. HAL® assists a physically challenged person to move and enables him or her to exert bigger motor energy than usual. HAL® is also considered as the system that accelerates a motor learning of cerebral nerves.

>>40553696
BIG

TESTOSTERONE

FILLED

OGRES

>>40553696
Imagine wearing one of those but also being fit

>>40553696
That cyborg should really start training legs.

AKIRA wears a POWERED EXOSKELETON and picks up TONS of CHICKS SIMULTANEOUSLY while you go to the GYM and down PROTEIN to grow your INFERIOR human MUSCLES.

>he doesn't even squat below parallel

>>40553696
>veet
>veet-veet
>k-chsshhh

>>40553780
>200lbs
>impossible
japan knows better than this.

what's the deal

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>>40553696
I disavow my gym membership and /fit/.

>>40553696
I can't wait for my exoskeleton suit so I can goblet squat lmao3potatosacks

>>40553878
this is just a prototype, the real deal will be able to lift 225lbs

Jason blaha has functional strength from his 500 pound deadlifts

He can carry 200 pound bags if jasmin rice EASILY. That's A LOT of rice.

I'd love to see any of you "aesthetics" fags do that.

>>40553896
oh shit nigger what are they doing?!

>>40553896
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADNESS

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>>40553780
>he can't curl 200lbs

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>>40553917
>>40553931

>>40553780
---CYBERDYNE--- ON BATTERY PACK

HhahahahHAHAHAHaHAhHAHAHAHahHHhHAHHAhhahahahahahahahhahahahah

So i get the one thing I cna be proud of taken away from me ahahahHAhaHAHHAHhahahahahaha
oh this makes so happy lelelele so fucking ahappppay sshahaha

>>40553696
oh damn, the whole reason i was lifting was to be a really good warehouse worker
now my hopes are crushed

>>40554047
no, the reason is to lift heavy things or were you unnironically lifting for girls?

>>40553780
>HAL
>CYBERDYNE

They're really going all out with the references huh

>>40553696
BRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

>>40554068
yeah m8

if it does go down horribly we can recycle the movies as documentaries.

>>40554066
well then im still lifting heavier than the person in the robo-suit
are you aware cranes exist, anon? why lift when a machine can lift tons?

Or I can get 20 Mexicans for a dollar.
I mean this is cool but what's the point, since it requires a lot of effort put into something that' isn't impressive in what it does.

>>40554614
technology improves nigga

in 40 years we'll be able to go to work with one huge leap despite the travel being 3 miles

>>40554641
>tfw you're late to work because you drank too much coffee and accidentally leapt to Africa

>>40553696
>Heh, so what if you have a huge dick?
>I can just go and buy a dildo for my girl!

>>40553696
Couldn't they modify this so it provides resistance instead of assistance?
Why bother going to the gym when you could get massive leg gains walking 5 minutes to the shops instead, then get swole as fuck lifting your bag of groceries home?

>>40553696
>tfw you want to go leave humanity behind
>but that means never making gains again
maybe as my endgame

>>40553696
A weapon to surpass metal gear ...

>>40555038
>2040
>Everyone is cucked by Robos

>Machines are stronger than I am
This is not a surprise. Forklifts have been lifting heavier than I have for fucking decades. What's different about a forklift you can wear?

Think of the fitness potential for something like this though. It would sense the neccesary assistance for each lift, to give you maximum gains during your workout.

>go up to squat rack, 500lbs loaded up
>as you squat the exoskeleton adjusts each second to put the appropriate strain on your body depending on if youre going for 1-2-3-8-10 reps
>maximum bodily strain but also safe if you fail.

could be awesome.

>>40556971
Also, easy supersets. everytime a rep is completed, it adjusts the weight down a fraction so you can continue

>>40553696
>Tries to have a quick work wank
>HAL®: I can't let you do that
>pls

>>40553696
I want my HAL weaponized so I can fight crime like Iron Man.

>>40553917
>>40553931

what if I told you, version 1.1 can lift 250lbs?

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>>40556714
but on the bright side

>>40554641
My squat powered legs already propel me everywhere I need to go faster than any vehicle ever could, so...

>>40553874
why the fuck did this make me chuckle?

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DAMN GLOBISTS

>>40553696
Guys, serious question!

Knows someone if mortal man can buy the HAL®?

Im a paraplegic that can walk a Little bit again!
the HAL® would be very helpful.

2 years ago i sent a mail to HAL®... but never got an answer...

>>40558393
it's already been sold in japan

>>40553696
If a guy wears this will he be a chad?

>>40559075
>Mech Chad!

>>40558393
>Paraplegic
>Posts on /fit/

Hahahahah where are my sides, has anyone seen them

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>>40559211

>>40559292
>never skip leg day

>>40559323
Well due to very good leg genetic material i dont Need to much Leg Training...
My legs look like of normal People if not better.
True Story.

I Need to start posting on CBT threads...

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- 6 foot 5
- 4 foot vertical jump
- runs at 6:40 miles for 15 miles
- doesn't stutter or say "y-you too"
- doesn't need rest days

[YouTube] Introducing Handle (embed)

While YOU are out of breath after pumping inside your woman for a lousy 15 minutes this guy can go all night without needing to catch his breath.

When SHE is in bed at midnight and is thinking of a bootycall do YOU think SHE will REALLY think of you when THIS guy can be at her door in 2 minutes? He isn't getting HAMMERED at the bar or seeing his "friends", and will be fully COMMITTED to HER.

While YOU have been saying 6'3 is best height THIS GUY is just shaking his head and thinking to HIMSELF mmhmm and rolling off to YOUR girlfriends house and REPLAYING the video to YOUR girlfriend and LAUGHING with HER at YOU

>>40560359
>tfw robochad steals your onitis

WE /TEMPLAR/ NOW
GAS THE BOTS

>>40554085
Underrated

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>>40553696
SOON

>>40553696
That is the most cucking cucksuit i have ever seen

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Tfw women are so hypergamous that they will be fucking robots over you within our lifetime.

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>>40553696

>>40553780
>305lb zercher squat
>impossible
maybe for nippers

>all these retards in this thread thinking that being able to lift 200 lbs and being able to effortlessly hold 200 pounds in a curl position is the same thing

how retarded are you guys?