*starts working out right next to you*

*Tries to finish whatever I'm doing as fast as possible and move to another exercise*

>>40552309
>constantly flexing from that point on
>posture better
>sneak looks at her when she's doing her sets
>walk past her during rest periods and sniff the air
>pretend to ignore her until she leaves
>tell everyone this chick at the gym wanted my dick

*teleports behind you and unzips my dick*

Hey you are very beautiful. How is your workout routine?

>>40552309
how did you get into my apartment?

>>40552338
am i the only one who does this as a way of asserting dominance and sending a message of "you are shit n i will leave at any point in time during the relationship because its only pussy"

>>40552352
India or Mexico?

*whips out dick*
You have to eat this.

>>40552362
Yeah man, I don't care about anyone especally women
fuck I love being a sociopath

*posts about it in a mirin' thread on /fit/*

>>40552362
You're confusing dominance with autism.
>>40552367
holy kek
>>40552383
>Yeah I leave as fast as possible when a woman gets near me
>I'm such a sociopath lol I'm so cool
>I hope she talks to me
I'm cringing

>>40552339
This, nearby qts make me dig deep and get out that extra rep, probably activate some biological hidden energy cache. I don't know why people complain about them.

>>40552362
I don't leave right away, but if I need to move after I'm done with whatever I'm doing I'll go, I won't wait around just to try and watch her or hope a conversation will start. I don't let them think pussy power has control over me.
I think between the ages of men from 27 to 35 pussy power loses its control anwyas. You're not raging with hormones anymore always looking to have sex but you're not too old where you know you're either stuck with your wife or only old worn out women and you want your last chance of perky ealry 20 year old girls.

>tfw a gymslut starts deep squatting with a 20lb barbell literally 1 yard in front of me as i'm sitting on the bench

Literally what is the right course of action in this situation, lads? Am I supposed to look away as if I were some faggot? Am I supposed to pretend she doesn't exist?

I just look straight ahead, right through her, because fuck you I was here first.

>>40552309
"stop tanning, you look like shit"

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>>40552309
*doesn't make eye contact and thousand yard stares between sets*

>>40552309
:farts:

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>>40552475
>tfw you unrack a heavy squat and you can feel people looking at you

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You are a fallen women and must be stoned until dead, Inshallah!
Pffft...nothin' personnel, kuffar...

>>40552575
"Ew why is that guy just starring at that woman squatting "
"I'm telling management"
b-but I was looking there first! #1!1!11!!!

Why would a woman be in the weights are?

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>>40552309
*starts contemplating life together*

* I nervously glance at her but quickly turn my head away to avoid harrassing her and looking like a creep. I start thinking that maybe she started excercising next to me to get my attention. Nah, that never happens. I realize that no girl will ever want me. But maybe this time? Oh shit, she just looked at me! I look at her and she turns away. Fuck, what a fucking creep I am. She was propably looking at something else. Gotta finish my set and cut the workout short so she wont think I am a creep. Okay, put the dumbells back. FUCK, i dropped one right on my toes. Man that hurts but I gotta break contact. I srat speed walking away from the gym and feel sorry for myself because lifting wont get me girls *

>>40552728
Because Chads aren't in other parts of the gym.

>tfw you are doing bench presses and a girl comes to do some glute bend shit so close that you cant unrack the barbell

Fucking commercial gyms reee

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>>40552309
I do this motion.

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>>40552775
Fuck, this was accurate. Man, this hurts

>>40552309
*loses conciousness and drops bar on neck because all bloodflow from my brain goes directly to my dick*

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>>40552367

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>>40552775
I feel

>>40552309
ask her if shes planning to get impregnated tonight

>>40552362
Tren did this to me. Gave me this absolute alphanness that meant i saw these sloots as just shallow vain fucks ttying to goble my gains, so i ignored most cardiobunnies while at the gym. That shit also gave me 100 numbers in a month so i aint tripping

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>>40552775
stop

>>40552565
This. God this!!

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>>40552759
stop anon it hurts

>>40552759, quickly followed by >>40552775
feelsfuckingbadman

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>>40552775
Fucking hell. I'm not the only one?

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>>40552775

*cums*

>>40552309
BLLLEEEEEAAAAAARRRPPPPP

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>>40552309

>>40552775

Ring to end my life.png

If I was a girl I would do stuff like that all the time. Wear the tightest tights I have and a crop top, do stretches and deep squats right next to or directly in front of typical /fit/izen-looking guys, then raise a huge fuss when I catch them starting and get them kicked out of the gym. Just for lulz.

>>40552775
You are Polish, or at least slav.
Tell me how right I am.

>>40553220
slavs are niggers and don't get anxiety over sex because sex means nothing but "muh dik" in their culture.

>>40552309
Jesus fucking Christ I want to punch her in the face so bad. Everything about her, from her goddamn expression to her posture and shitty "haha lol im a gril :))" thumbs up is so fucking infuriating. She symbolizes every privilege that girls ignorantly and unknowingly have over guys, while also symbolizing the pain and strife of the insecurities of every guy. She can have anyone she wants. Most guys can only dream of a girl like this, and she's so happy and ignorant of her place on the top it's sickening.

Fuck off.

>>40553218
most women already do that

seriously they fucking do, it's sick

>>40553243
slow your roll autismo

>>40553243
is this some new type of bait?

>>40553233
Don't be mean
I'm a Ukrainian and I was literally scared of girls until probably ~16

>>40553243
Kek

>>40553243

Hi Elliott.

>>40552347
your dick zips?

>>40553261
they'd get laughed at if they did that here

>>40553351
where you live

they'd get laughed at back in turkey as well

I WANT TO GO BACK ;-;

>>40553377
your poorfag neighbor

>>40553573
w-which one...

Greece?
you are not just a neighbor you are a brother, no matter how much negativity there may be between us, a lot of our culture is indistinguishable and our genetics are very close too

>>40553605
y-you too

>>40553605
are you two faggots gonna kiss?

>>40552309
*farts*

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>>40552374

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>mfw some girl does weighted hip thrusts beside me

Like seriously, she was pretty much dry humping the air with a medicine ball on her lap.

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>>40552347

>>40552775
This is too real, exact thought process.
How the fuck do i break out of this shit.

Think about fucking her and hope she picks up on it telepathically

>doing weighted dips with 3 plates
>girl walks up and asks to work in
>says 135 is really impressive
Wew

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>tfw girl I had a one night stand with started to go my uni gym
>While me n my mate are working out she and her friend work out near us and constantly giggle
>she texts me asking if she saw me in the gym
>dont reply
>today she was there again giggling

I cant take it bros

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*catches you staring from a mirror*

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>>40554170
Angle for the threesome anon. Believe in me who believes in you.

>>40553288
>not having Velcro

>>40552362
Yes you sociopathic autist.

*ignores you completely and continues focusing 100% on my workout*

how dare attempt you sabotage my gains, whore

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>>40552775
Fuck man...

>>40552906
100 numbers, like 100 phone numbers?

what was your opener?

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>>40552775
today

>>40554170
What is the problem here? turn that ons into a FWB
>>40552775
This was me till 30, now its >>40552565
poor pp, starting to fade and barely used

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>>40552775

>>40552775
this hurts me man. stop

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This is what she texts her friend later

>>40554561

I changed my mind. Shariah law can't come soon enough.

>>40552367
Fucking savage

*smile
*say something relevant to our workouts, maybe make a light-hearted joke
*introduce myself
*just made a new friend

I think I had that issue where every girl has to be a target for sex. By having a casual friend mindset, it takes the edge off interactions and by chance you do think she's cute, you guys will see each other more at the gym and build natural rapport

This only applies to intimate situations like the gym or school, where outright indications of interest can seem awkward or creepy

>>40554561
>I was suppose to
Bothers me almost as much as the rest.
Question, if this grill doesn't like her bf, why not just break up? She says she feels bad, but why not just quit cheating if it makes you feel bad?

>>40554642
because humans are programmed to mate and this increases her chance at doing that

>>40553243
I know her irl. she dates an investment banker if that helps fire up your autism even more

>>40554647
she's also programmed to get a partner to help raise the child to adult but this drops those chances pretty hard.

>the more obscure the captcha, the more likely you can just click random shit (select all stairs and I picked all the not stairs)
Take that skynet, I'll delay you as much as I can.

>>40552309
*go away and secretly stare at her in the mirror*

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>>40552628
>tfw the reason people look at me when i'm squatting is because i can only squat lmao 55 kg

>>40553243
Rodgers back from the grave.

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>>40552309
Let me tell you about my gym experience today /fit/

>10/10 blonde cutie that is always lifting whenever I'm there
>Looks like one of those cute youtube fitness girls
>Sit down on incline bench
>She sits right infront of me and starts doing dumbbell rows
>Fucking yoga pants juicy ass busting through the seams
>Sweating my dick off
>Can't stare, won't stare
>Do my sets as quick as possible while staring at my phone during my rests
>rest as quick as possible
>She's gyrating and vibratin
>She's staring right at me through the mirror infront of us
>She's lickin her lips
>Get freaked out and leave
>Don't even unrack my weights
>I take a quick look back and she's pissed
>Go sit down to do some seated OHP
>Some random Chad starts chatting her up
>Literally blonde beast
>Sit downs behind her and spots her Dumbbell OHP
>Just stare through the mirror as the Chad rubs his body on hers
>Think to myself what if I wasn't a pussy

>>40552362
what? you just look like the other beta retards who hurry up to move onto an exercise. just because you think it makes you badass doesn't make it true.

if you really wanted to show her you'd continue without giving a single fuck that she was near you.

>>40553243
too true, I agree with this 100%

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You guys are so fucking embarrassing. Please kill yourselves, ASAP

>>40552628
>tfw new to weightlifting
>have managed to progress to lmao 2pl8 deads
>assume position, grab bar
>lift
>let rip the loudest fart in all of existence
>sounds like my ass cheeks actually tore
>3 people were behind me when I started
>WERE

How do I stop this

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>>40552775

>>40553243

Literally Elliot Rodgers

>>40552362
>>40552565
>>40552575
Women at the gym literally do not care about you at all unless you have olympic-level lifts.

The only time I care about other people at the gym is if they are in my way, or lifting super heavy and I'm impressed. Even then, I just glance and continue my workout.

What the hell is wrong with all of you?

>>40555113
I do this but with 4 plate plus. It's how I stop people talking to me.

>>40552775
like Nicholas Cage in Adaptation, good stuff

>>40555298
>not getting complimented on your lifts by randomers 90% of the times you gym

You have not made it my son. I have had a qt personal trainer and the girl she was training stop to watch me dl 200kg, which isn't even that much. Then they attempted conversation with me but the autism was too strong for their normie giggles.

>>40553233
Don't you ever compare slavs to niggers.

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>>40552309
fart as loudly as possible.

>>40552775
Holy shit nigga too far

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>>40555366
>the other day a grill came up to talk to me about how much I was deadlifting when I was finished
>Asked me to just leave the plates on
>used that for her warmup

>continue to stare at the ground and avoid all eye contact

dont you just love being such an alpha

>>40552775
hittin too close to home man...

>>40552355
This

>>40555372

but all the same rules apply

>>40552775
DELET THIS

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>>40555400
why didn't you punish her with the dick right there?

>>TFW Slayer as fuck, low bf% chiseled face, thick boned, aesthetic skull/face walking around the gym like I run it
>>Notice hot girl on a bench doing some incline dumbbell presses, blocking the only entrance to dumbbell rack
>>Guys around her are working out 10 feet away from her but close to the bros
>>Other dudes are too scared to approach to pick up the 25s or 15s
>>Wait for her to finish set/not make it awkward
>>Then slowly walk to dumbbell rack and pick up two 35s
>>Walk away from her to the opposite side/Pulley machine
>>Start doing 3 sets dumbbell flys, and finish
>>Look through my mirror to see if she's finished yet
>>She finishes, and goes to get a drink of water
>>My chance to rack these bitch ass dumbbells
>>Walk back, set them on the rack, noticing her looking at me
>>Shrug it off completely
>>Return to my spot to adjust the height of the pulley
>>Start doing tricep pull downs on Pulley machine,
>>Twenty minutes later
>>As I'm adjusting the weights, I look up at mirror,
>>It's the same babe walking to me this time
>>Sets bottle and towel down marking her territory
>>Goes to the other pulley, 4 feet away from me
>>Try to keep my cool and do my work out/not make too much eye-contact
>>She adjusts her pulley to the bottom
>>"Oh great, she's probably just doing light Bicep cable curls"
>>Notice her getting down on her knees
>>"Oh maybe she's just fixing the heig –
>>She puts her hands on the bar over her head, in full submission
>>Starts fucking bowing down to me, weighted mind you


Never in my fucking life has this ever happened to me. That was the day I learned I had become a God-tier Slayer

>>40552309
A power lifter chick asked me to spot her on squat the other day. She gave me some pointers on my squat form as well. Too bad she was fugly, she was a nice person.

>>40555461
had a crush on her ever since, even though I lift more than her now.
P sure she's not into dudes.

>>40555462
you're only a slayer after you slay that pussy anon. You better not fuck it up.

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>>40555366
damn even clarence only gets a half clap

OKAY.

HERE IS THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO NOT LOOKIN LIKE A CREEP AT THE GYM

YES HOS ARE UP IN THERE IN SKIN TIGHT CLOTHING

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING
HOWEVER THIS IS AMERICA BITCH DEAL WITH IT

YOU MAY LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD OR IN A NEUTRAL DIRECTION AND IF A FINE ASS IS THERE THAT'S OKAY
YOU MAY GLANCE AT EACH HO AS YOU OR THEY ENTER THE WEIGHT ROOM AND DRINK THEM IN FOR 1-2 SECONDS 3 MAX

YOU MAY NOT

SWIVEL YOUR EYES OR HEAD TO FOLLOW THEIR ASS AROUND

MOVE TO GET A BETTER VIEW OF THEIR ASS FOLLOWING RULES 1 AND 2

SNEAK PEEKS AT THEIR ASS IF NOT IN RULE 1 OR 2
>they are alert to this, every female has a creep detector built in

HIT ON THEM COLD OR START A CONVERSATION THAT ISN'T NATURAL

a fucking car flys through the window or some dude offs himself with the Smith machine, yeah, talk to nearby chicks about. otherwise, STFU, mind your business and enjoy the free show, and don't creep, because one time will ruin your chances(slim as they are) at the gym forever, women have a hivemind of creepy creepers. They know you're looking and you're thirsty, but they want to know who's also civilized enough to hold it in.

>tmyk.jpg

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>be former incel fatass
>go to club
>girls move to dance inches in front of me
>autismo heatenings kicks in, leave

what the heck am i supposed to do. grab em or creep in closer or what.

>>40555462
>a girl was doing an exercise
>???????????
>I'm a god

Hello manlet

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>>40552309

>>40555511
"man that guy just decapitated himself doing bench presses on the smith machine, pretty crazy huh?"

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>>40553243

>>40555568

this is a legit cold open, my dude.

>>40553243
She's a qt and you're a turbo autistic faggot. Rethink your life.

>>40555652
"Wow there's blood everywhere lol. Anyway I haven't seen you here before, did you just join up?"

>>40555516
this was me oh fuck it hurts to think about

>sometime in 2014
>go on cruise with parents and older bro for vacation
>not /fit/ yet, mind you, still full autism and lingering over oneitis
>first day, get in line for this hibachi grill
>end up getting in line behind this super qt blond with a nice ass
>she's with some dude so I don't pay any mind to it, but bro is pretty social butterfly now thanks to his job
>he strikes up conversation, end up finding out that he's her brother
>get our food and part ways, bro and I talking about 'game on!!' even though we're both kv's and never had a gf
>hell bent to at least try to ditch one of our v's on this trip tho
>next day or day after, idr
>see her again but without her brother
>both talk to her for a little bit, bro seems to be having better luck
>decide I'll back off and try to push him to the finish line
>we part ways
>fast forward a few nights later
>bro and I go to 18+ dance club/bar
>first year I'm legally able to drink, feelsgoodman
>just kind of chill, I'm awkward af and alone, awful combo
>"Is this seat taken?"
>look over, it's qt
>tell her no, she can sit there if she wants
>she does, every muscle in my body tenses up
>we small talk a little, she goes to get another drink
>I'm feeling it Mr. Krabs
>she comes back, not much talking goes on now
>she asks me to dance with her, I tell her 'I can't dance, idk how haha'
>the look of pure disappointment on her face
>"can you watch my drink?" she asks, I tell her yes
>she goes out and dances, just generic club dancing
>then it happens
>she looks straight at me behind her shoulder, shakes that ass and boy does it shake
>when she stops she smiles and says something to the girls she was with
>they giggle and look over at me and start talking
>she comes and gets drink
>silence
>30 minutes later she leaves
>get off the boat the next day

I have never been more ashamed of myself in my life. She was a personal 9. Nice ass, tits, cute face, blonde, just.. ugh kill me

>>40555490
>damn even clarence only gets a half clap
because that's bitch weight for a clean. those are 25s and 10s

>>40555682
>somebody doesn't try to pick up chicks at disasters

missin out on poon....

>>40552309
Try to finish whatever i'm doing ASAP so the gym regulars don't think i'm trying to sleaze up this random once a month stacy

>>40555511
man shut the fuck up, you dont know what ur talking about or your some fat bitch who has been in the gym for like 6 months.

>>40552362
You're beta as fuck if you even notice or take the time to process that a woman is near you for once.

>>40555684

I'm sorry dude that was your moment.. Wow.. You literally missed the boat

>>40555682
>"He always talked about it, but I never thought he'd go through with it... what about that smith machine am I right? I'll take an extra squat rack, any day. I'm anon by the way, I don't think I got your name?"

>>40554662
post more pics

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>>40555706
>180 kg
>approaching 400 lbs
>bitch weight for a clean

>>40554528

When you're on tren, you don't need an opener.

Your sex drive and confidence are through the roof. You basically just brute force it. Get 100 numbers by asking 1000 times.

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>>40555684
this's gon be me ad eternum less they find a cure for autism

>>40555824
interesting. Does that shit change the shape of your head tho?

>>40555684
Damn that hurts to read, sorry breh. I honestly think it all depends on confidence, not skill when it comes to dancing in social situations, as long as you look like you're having fun the grills will come. I know because I suffer from this personally, used to lack confidence and my now ex gf would make fun of me for my poor dancing skills, making it all the worse. Still haven't quite recovered yet but we're all gonna make it.

>>40555770
it's a lie, look at his Spanx weights

>>40552309
Yea, that's happened to me before. It's really weird. There's a bunch of open space, why are you right next to me? I either think nothing of it or just assume that's lady autism.

>>40552309
Oh boy another pathetic chick dying for validation from attractive men.

I don't see that ever fucking day wherever I have to try and get my shit done in proximity to insecure brainless whores.

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>resting at rack
>girl comes up and eyeballs me
>starts doing weird ass exercise like pic related in front of the rack and the water fountain, high traffic area
>try to avoid making eye contact
>listening to comedy podcast because deload week
>start giggling
>make girl self conscious and she moves across the room to do her kamaro dance

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>>40552367
Spot on

>>40553261
>>40553218

Women don't do this
I'll let you all in on a big conspiracy: women go to the gym to workout just like men do.

Nice bait tho

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>>40552347
>not unbuttoning dick

>>40554225
S-Sabina! I was just wondering where the superior Tatyana is.

>>40555113
just poop before you lift
duh-doiiii

>>40556883
What if I can't get everything out?

>>40552309
>go and workout right next to her

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>>40553243

>wanna do any sort of exercise
>grill is there
>skip until she's gone or don't do it at all
A-ALPHA

>doing deadlifts
>qt receptionist comes into weight room
>looks over at me mid-lift
>I get nervous and drop the bar faster than the spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>I see her smirk as she walks away

I want to die.

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>>40554662
fuck that makes it worse
>>40555655
she's not qt she's a whore

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>>40552775

>>40552443
>he doesn't get the joke

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>>40552362
>running away from a girl
>asserting dominance

>>40555298
I don't know about that, lad. I've had qt fit girls comment my 5plate squat and my 3plate bench.

Autismal though, so I didn't land any of them.

>>40555684
I've had so many of these I don't even get ashamed anymore. It's just natural now.

>>40552309
I am sorry lady but what are you doing in my house?

>>40554670
That's because the kind of partner that enables you to raise a child well has changed quite a lot. In the past you would want the biggest meanest motherfucker who can fuck up any enemy. Now you need a beta male pushover with stable income. This confuses the broads. Their instincts still tell them to fuck the big mean assholes.

>>40552309
* "accidentally" drop 120 lbs dumbbel on her feet*

>>40555470
I'll never understand squat spotters. Drop it if you can't do it.

>>40558250

You can't drop lowbar and most gyms absolutely hate people doing the roll off the back, since it has a tendency to damage the bar if it hits something or clean up errant lemmings near the platform.

>>40558245
Do you think if I "accidentally" drop something on her feet and bow down to pick it up I will be able to get a whiff of the smell of her sweaty legs?

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>>40554225
Good luck, I'm bouncing my gaze off 7 mirrors

>>40554577
nearly spat my drink out

>>40555462
respectable bait is respectable

>>40554528
I never needed an opener lol. Neither would anyone really. On Tren, your body is full os testosterone and tren, which supposedly makes you emit this pheromonal sweat that makes bitches gravitate towards you, esp if you're working out/sweating.

>>40555850
It changed the shape of your face. You get the Zyzz jawline within a couple weeks if you start trennin at medium bf% e.g. 14%. If you start at 20+%, it would happen at say a month, provided you're going to be lifting during said month.

>>40552628
>tfw the strongest in gym with a 80kg squat
24hr gym and i don't know how to feel

>>40552362
perfect definition of autism

>>40552589
This. Orange bitch.

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>>40552775
Why anon? Why?

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>>40552775

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>>40552309
"Fuck outta here bitch with your fucking hot dog legs. Get the fuck out of the squat rack with a 10lb plate on each side doing half reps like a cunt. No amount of squatting is going to do shit to your pancake ass. I swear to Jesus Christ himself I would whoop your ass in a fight all fucking day."

>I'd say that in my head but I'd probably avoid eye contact while walking away to drink from the water fountain

>>40554225
If there were Asian qt like this at my gym, I would've already conquered like the Huns.

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>h-hello
>hi
>fall off the treadmill

>>40552309
That scoliosis tho

>This thread has over 170 replies

Get laid or get necked you pathetic losers.

>>40555706
>>40555770
>clean

>>40555706
>180kg (396lbs) Snatch
>bitch weight

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>>40552775

>>40552309
I stop doing my workout and sit there until they go away, obviously you fucking bellend.

I read a psychology textbook about how human attention is directed at

1) Movement
2) Sound
3) Smell (In theory)

If they come near you they obviously don't fear you. Although in my highschool years I creeped a girl really badly and she spent the last 4 months of the year staring at me whenever I went near her.

I developed a passive peripheral vision during this time. I call it NEET vision when I'm around my IRL /r9k buddy.

>For example I'd focus on the motion of this girls ponytail, assuming she's a normie her head moves where her eyes does.

I have no reason to suspect nor doubt in my mind she would be looking sideways, it's beyond normies.
However in the last three years I've stalked this highschool girl as revenge for staring at me I often zone out and think about how badly I'm creeping and all the police reports about my attempted suicides.

I've sent her and her sister over the years, but in the case of a girl entering my personal space I find it's best to shut down immediate body function, direct your gaze at at the very least 35 degrees below the horizon and switch to NEET vision.

Point of OP's statement, the closest I've had one of these beautiful shitting machines she was using a treadmill about 5 meters from my right hand, I stopped peddling and stared at my phone, I used the reflection from the screen (Advanced NEET Vision) to see if she was looking at me. She left after 20 minuites and I resumed my workout.

Fucking women need to fuck off honestly..

>>40553243
this bait

>>40555298
>Women caring about your lifts at all
L O L

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>>40552775

>>40555941
This. When he was competing in the European weightlifting competitions, representing Ireland internationally, he was well known for trying to use his own fake weights

>tfw my gym has different areas for females to work

I've literally never seen a female workout since I've been here

>>40552309
>start doing hip thrusts
>show that bitch my thrusting skills
>she mires hard

>>40554577
Islam is the final redpill. There is no reforming leftists and women. Repression is the only way. Salam

>>40553243
this post made me glad I'm not a virgin beta neet autistic self hating liberal

kys

>>40558701
What the fuck nigga...

Sometimes I feel like a total psycho and beta and THEN I read shit like THIS

I would continue to work out but would make side glances at her every 30 seconds.

I would also emit a low humming noise which would rise and fall in pitch between reps.

Every 4 minutes and 30 seconds I would get up, stop humming, walk over to her and stare directly into her eyes for 15 seconds not saying a word (however of course keeping my distance). I would then nod to myself and go back to my activity resuming my humming glances routine.

I would also make sure to drink twice from my water bottle in between sets, the first gulp will be silent while the second I will emit as much noise as possible including the swallowing and release of my lips from the water bottle. I would interchange the order of this every two sets.

If she had continued to stay after I finish my workout, I would proceed to stalk her.

>>40552309
I swear there are some nude pics and gifs of this woman. But I can't find them.

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>>40552309
"I was watching you try to sit down on a very low invisible chair with weight on your back and it was good. So how many kids do you want and what's your viewpoint on bread. Plz respond."

>>40559424
Sounds good. At what stage do I cut off her head and store it in my fridge?

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>>40552367
damn, son

ruthless muthafucka

>>40552309
Say "excuse me" so I can get to the heavier dumbells.

>>40552309
*smiles*
*she smiles back*
>hi my name is anon whats your name ?

*doesn't smile back*
>tried to finished whatever im doing as fast as possible go home and masturbate

>>40552309
>please don't squat more intensity than me, please don't please don't please don't please oh god please...

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>>40554920
this. feelslikeshitmane

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>>40553243
Ahahahahaha! Well meme'd, my friend.

Srsly tho, women are pure AIDS. And they don't even know it.

>>40552367
I don't get it

>>40552775
DELET

>>40552309
*grabs him by the throat

-back the fuck off!?!?

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>>40552775
You can't just post that shit you bastard. Delete this

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>>40552775

>>40552775
You can't make this shit up ;_;

>>40553243
>ignorantly and unknowingly
you wish

>>40552775
haha i love how you just fucked up the vibe of all these betas

>tfw my 7.8/10 girlfriend comes to the gym with me now and i cant stare at the 10/10 cardio bunnies anymore
feels fuckin bad

>>40552362

I do the same thing to be honest.

Women need to be reminded of their place at all times. Especially in gyms where they are simply trying to demonstrate that there is no-where we can hide from their self-absorbed, self interested ways.

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>>40552775

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>>40552367

There's loads of attractive University students in my new gym, and honestly it just makes me feel depressed. Doesn't seem to affect the quality of my workout.

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>>40552775

jesus, right in the feels

>>40553243

you are actually right, but still autismo.

>>40553243
>sickening

IT SICK IT PISS

>>40552367

someone explain this shit.

>>40555768
>>40557184
https://www.instagram.com/isabella_gray/?hl=en

>>40552309
>not using shit clothes so you always look like shit and no girl compliments you

I just wore an oversized shirt tucked in my shorts for swimming. Step it up, faggits.

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>>40553261
>most women

>>40554577
Kek

>>40552565

t. mr erectile dysfunction

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>>40565106
>shirt
>swimming

>>40554984
its okay buddy, youre still gonna make it

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If i notice anyone mirin i always grab my cock

>>40552367
MVP

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>>40552775
delete this

>>40564934
>>40560950
Indians and Mexicans are notorious for writing shit like that

>>40554577

fucking lmao

>>40552309
oh hey i went to school with her

>>40566061
post tits

>>40566061
sorry, no tits, but shes known to be a sloot

>>40552338
Fucking this.

>>40555490

You are like that middleschooler who juggles 3 balls to get female attention

it doesn't work like that

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>>40553243

fucking lol

>>40552775
u guys r babies

>doing heavy deadlifts
>cute girl stands right behind me watching, in between doing pulldowns
>do weighted pullups in another area
>she comes over, starts doing standing bent over rows right in front of me
>I stare at the ground until I complete a number of sets that doesn't make her think I am scared of her, but also doesn't make her think I am doing more sets than necessary so I can watch her.

>>40555518
retard

>start using machine next to girl
>she stops mid-set and moves to the other end of the gym

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>>40558701

>Advanced NEET Vision

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>>40552775
fug

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>>40552775

>>40552775
yeah but i wouldnt cut the workout short

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>>40554577

>>40558701
Best post in the thread

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>>40558701

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>>40552775

>start working out next to girl
>she immediately walks away

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>>40552309
*spreads ass and vagoo*