How to achieve swole xenomorph mode?

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>>40546985
>Not face raping someone and then reincarnating through their chest.

Come on now

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>>40546985
Higher res for fellow alien bro

>swole
>can literally see his ribcage
>non-existent arms
>giant head

he is literally the "i workout in the library" guy

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>>40547025
You mean loads of cardio kek

>>40547025
>>40547041
and still stronger than 99% of fit

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>>40547021
Thanks senpai. Goal body right here.
>>40547005
>Not backbursting
>Not becoming a neomorph
>Not being ottermode of the alien race
cmon son
>>40547025
you forgot
>over 7 feet tall
>strong enough to OHP a human with one harm
Stay mad manlet

>>40547064
*arm

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>>40546985
>>40547005
>>40547064
Step aside Xeno scum, true badass rolling through.

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>>40547064
>Not frauding up and leaving both humanity and alien life behind

Step up nigga

>>40547085

>Xenomorph claiming to be the ultimate super predator, structurally perfect and perfectly violent and aggressive

>Predator hunts these things for fun

You tell me which is superior

>>40547287
>fun
>because it's dangerous

while predator is obvi superior it is more of an even fight than you would lead people to believe

>>40546985
>Invade world 1x1
>Kill native life 1xf
>Lay eggs 1xf

Repeat 3x a week

>>40547813
Hi, my name is Xeno Morph, I have a Phd in Infesting Colonies and was named 'most perfect predator' from Weyland Yutanis BioWeapons Division 2146! Today, I'll be sharing my secrets of how my workout helped make this all possible.

This simple but tough workout, done 4 times a week will make you into 'the perfect killing machine' [terrified Colonial Marines, circa 2142], just like me:

> 20x100 metre vent crawls
> 30 rapid body drags (40 if women or children)
> 5x30 second ceiling hangs
> 40 prey lunges
> 25 tail whips superset with tail impales
> 10x10 inner mouth jabs (for dat jawline)

>>40547085
>>40547287
>needs weapons to stand a chance agains an Alien
>got shrecked by humans in H2H multiple times
>superior

Kek.

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>>40546985
>Implying The Engineers aren't the swolest ayys
Also shameless Covenant new trailer bump
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

>>40547049

proof that calisthenics is the way to go

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>>40548024
>do 20x20 inner mouth jabs
>jawline outta control
>T H I C C queen mirin hard
Am i gonna make it brehs?

PURGE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD

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>>40548024
kek

>>40547085
nah, i wish they'd make a predator movie that showed more of it's ingenuity. like trap making, luring prey, crafting of unique weapons, stealth and mobility. i love predator don't get me wrong, but it's like watching jason or a slasher movie if the antagonist had super high tech weaponry. i would like to see a predator use it's wits against one xenomorph. i still give it to the xeno.

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>>40548767
Only movie to be interested in this year to be honest.

>>40549563
New predator movies is incoming, apparently directed by 1 of the actors in the 1st movie

the most swole alien are the Orkz

>green is best
>the bigger you are, the more boys follow you
>eat all the time for dem gainz
>access to fighting juice (makes you bigger and stronger)
>bigger than punny humans and faggy eldars
>no penis
>no females
>asexual

green is best anon, green is best

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>>40551468

>>40547143
That actually speaks to me.

>>40550517
personally im looking forward to this or colossal the most.

>>40550522
o SHIT shane black was in it

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>>40547085
Funny that you mentioned predators. In the original movies they are depicted as athletic and agile, but not overly huge. They actually have a very pleasing aesthetic, sort of resembling a hunter-gatherer.

>>40551468
>>40551479
and they can will things into existence

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>>40552089
Yeah they seem to have a functional strength type, doubt they juicing.