Why are kids allowed in gym

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>Be me
>be at shitty public gym that is literally part of a school
>Be 300lb dyel
>be doing assisted pull ups
>asstons of downtime
>gym partners are all at different weights
>GP1 doesn't need any assistance
>GP2 has 3-helpful-weights
>*CLUNK*
>a wild pair of kids appeared
>one of these shit heads grab unto one of the bars
>6 eye deathstare
>"why do you have a mouthguard"
>"because I clentch my teeth on high weig-"
>"why don't they have mouthguards"
>"they don't clench their tee-"
>"yeah they do"
>"can you get off the mach-"
>"is she your GF"
>this is the breaking point
>"yes she's my fuck buddy now can you leave"
>both kids taken aback
>they get off the bar
>"Go"
>all 3 of us shooing them
>notice something is off
>workout has lost all intensity
>mfw

Why are kids allowed in gyms /fit/?
I just want to work out in peace