Redpill me on under the desk mini exercise bikes/ellipticals /fit/

>>40538099
you'll use it for a week and stop.

>>40538099
Easy way to make money off sedentary people who want to lose weight but also don't want to put in any work.

>>40538099
I hope it makes a really annoying grinding or buzzing sound. That way, in case they missed the little abomination on the ground, they will still know to stay away from you as they know you make poor snap decisions and could attack at any minute.

standing desk is far superior for posture and ability to stick with the program

just standing instead of sitting through a work day will burn a ton more kcal and has tons of great benefits

>>40538099
Connect to a dynamo, so you actually have to work to do work

>>40538166
They are made to be silent

>>40538198

rip back, knees and foot arches

>>40538143
To be fair this guy did the math and burned 750 calories pedaling for 135 min: https://www.reddit.com/r/GettingShredded/comments/31o1jv/my_review_of_a_desk_elliptical_tldr_its_alright/?espv=1

Seems like it would be good LISS or active recovery at least.

>>40538198
It doesn't burn a ton more but it definitely burns more than practically nothing sitting down. Standing for too long also has its problems from what I've read. Might be goof to have an alternative if you need to sit down.

>>40538198
this guy is right

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>>40538198
standing for long periods of time is bad

squatting is superior in every way