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>>40538028

>be me
>teaching english
>job easy af
>two weeks in
>my students are all 16-18
>minors mirin me everywhere
>girls and flamboyant boys ask to feel my muscles
>my country is a mess, i can fuck anyone 16 or higher

ALL COMING UP MILHOUSE

>>40538028
You gotta cash in on dat mayne, dont be an autist and play ur cards right :^)

>>40538028
so say hi and ask her if she'd like to get some coffee or whatever

>>40538028
>Go to gym early morning usually only a few people there
>doing some heavy squats and bench
>Just get done with a heavy set of bench when I stand up to shake it off
>Catch someone miring in the corning of my eye
>Smile and start flexing a bit
>turn to admirer
>looking at mirror
>goddamn I look good today

>>40538028
What's the "if they look where you look test"?

>>40538060
Be careful, here in Canada we've got the same 16 is legal shit, but if you're in a position of authority like teaching it bumps to 18

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>>40539852
If you think someone is looking at you, look at something near them, if they look at where you are looking, it means you're winning. For me it was just some random dude in front of her.

>>40540095
I don't understand, if they are looking at you, why would they look away from you?


If a girl smiles at you and looks down while smiling is she miring?

>>40538055

>wide face

Downy detected

>>40539852
I really want to go teach in Canada. I love that place.

>>40540215
People, Monkeys and dogs tend to look at whatever you're looking at. Its some weird biological thing.

>>40538028
>Start new job 2 months ago
>Filled with 7 18-23 yo qt's. 2 40+ yo's work there and then the boss and 2 other guys.
>First day almost all off them are flirting with me. Even one of the guys who is gay.
>They are at work so their make up and hair are only semi done
>Second day I'm there they all suddenly have their hair and make up done really good, wearing more tight and revealing clothes
>Boss pulls me aside to ask me to not start a serious relationship on the workfloor and to be carefull not to use one of them
>He told me the girls kept gawking over me when I am off
>1 month ago at the ny reception everyone got drunk
>They were constantly talking about me and how fun the place became since I work there
>Tell me I look fucking good
>They saw pictires of me when I was a chubby insecure bitch and can't believe how I changed
>Become really close "friends" with 5 of them
>Became fwb with one
>2 weeks ago the cuttest there changed jobs, we started dating then and she keeps coming over to banter during slow hours

It's kind of a mire, it's just fucking awesome to be in an environment where I'm wanted and girls are arguing over having time with me. I used to be the nice guy now I just insult them all in a jokey tone and command them around and they fucking love it. I call them my psycho bitches and score them on their psycho behaviour. One of them became single after her jealoustype bf thought she was cheating with me.