Who /gymbully/ here?

>>40528038

>when the curlbro's curl form sucks shit

I'd have fucked him up with a 5kg plate if I'd seen him do that to somebody

>when his calves are the same size as the guy he's targeting

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>>40528038
>dyel manlet asks for a spot on 6pl8 bench (315 lb)
>"sure thing buddy"
>help him with the lift off
>does 5 solid reps without my help and i help him rerack it
>compliment him on his form and ask about his routine
>make pleasant smalltalk for the next five minutes or so
>he doesn't know that i was doing it all ironically, and was just about to start a manlet hate thread when he asked me for a spot

>>40528045
So when everything is normal?

>>40528038
he has literally chicken legs lmao

>>40528038
Haha his legs arent able to support that weight.
Is this chickenlegs thread?

>>40528113
>>40528083
>>40528073
How would you come back from what he did to that guy?
>take his hat
>make clucking noises

>>40528038
isnt that, that prankster guy youtuber?

>>40528156
Say nothing and just stare at his calves. Chuckle softly.

>>40528156
Come back? It wouldnt even happen. Anyway is this normal in USA or wherever it was filmed? Because if somebody did that in my gym (eastern europe) he would probably get right hooked or worse....

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>>40528075

> when you call a 3pl8 bench a 6pl8 bench because you're a fucking tard

>>40528075
You dumb motherfucker, 315lb is 3pl8. Should have asked your mama for extra brain not femur.

>>40528038
Wow! Rude much?

>>40528217
3 plates on each side. 3+3 = 6

>>40528038
how can that skinny korean even lift a dumbell...

>>40528847

you put 3 plates on. each side. of course you're going to load it evenly. It's a 3 plate lift. Stop being bad.

>>40528846
Foussrytube is hated by everyone. Fuck that faggot.

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>>40528075
>6 plate = 315 lb

>>40528847
jesus christ

>>40528847
This will still be a /fit/ issue 10 years from now.

>>40528038
Pathetic forearms. Sure would suck to do some actual exercise and not just curl/bench

>>40528868

im confused, aren't there six plates on the bar for a 315 lb lift?

>>40528217
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>>40529345
>>40529369

Baited WAAAYYY too easily

>>40529455
No you're right, I DL 6 pl8s 315lbs

>>40529490
>i was merely pretending to be retarded

>>40528075
>6pl8 bench (315 lb)

A pl8 weighs 45lbs. 6 times 45 is 270lbs, retard.

>>40528038
What an asshole, I hope his boyfriend really tears his ass up tonight.

>>40528038
Nobody could care less about the asian guy but we're all making fun of that idiot curlbro. I hope it taught him a lesson

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>>40529538

No, you're the retard, you forgot to subtract the 5lbs from when they drill the hole. 6 x 40 is 240lbs.

>>40528075
>6
pls no buli

>>40529799
I don't think you took into account the time of day, temperature, or the location in relation to the equator.

>>40528038
Thats actually pathetic...

>>40528156
LMAO i only squat and that guy doesn't look like he could use my weight without crippling himself

>>40528038
>shitty physique
>shitty form
>looks like a guido from 2006
this is just sad

>>40528038
>his calves
Cannot be unseen

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what a prick

>>40529815
fuck, anyone have the screenshot?

>>40530829
>cannot be seen
ftfy

>>40528216
America. That guy got knocked out by tiny nigger for taking a bite of his pizza.

I don't bully anyone at the gym directly, but now and then I'll switch up my exercise order to fuck with someone doing the same thing.
>guy OHPing with gf
>lol 0.75plate
>supposed to FS and OHP today
>was gonna FS first
>fuck it, OHP first for fun
>190 working sets
Good times were had by... me, alone, with no friends

>shit form
>no calves
>weak chin
>butt ugly
Jesus, who's the real loser here?

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>>40528038
>You will never be asian

>>40528075

> counting all the 6 plates

Cmon now

>>40528038
What a fucking loser lmfao

I bet that asian kid makes 10x his salary. Fucking chicken leg dumbass

>>40530889

nobody gives a shit. I went to the gym on Saturday and another regular was there benching 275. I bench 185 and you know what went through my head?

>nothing

it's the gym, it's not a competitive event. Nobody gives a single shit unless they are a)a child b)an immature adult

>>40528878
nobody likes Palestinians, they are a cancer upon the human race.

Actually Moroccans and Slavs are worse, but that's a given.

>>40529345
include me in the screencap

>>40528847
that's not how it works you little shit

>>40529511
>>40529762
Wow you guys are new.

>>40528038
Gym bully reporting in.

Not really a bully but legitly got this dyel asian to wipe my ass for me.

>in gym lockerroom after legday about to take glorious post workout shit
>in walks one other person in lockerroom
>yup dyel asian
>take fake arm cast out of my locker
>put fake cast on arm
>go to stall to activate bankai
>hear dyel asian still in my gym lockerroom
>tell him I broke my arm and need someone to help me wipe
>he reluctantly agrees as I can be pretty convincing
>he kept gagging the whole time but didn't complain and surprisingly does 10/10 job like he's done it before
>after he's done I stand up and thank him as I take the fake cast off and put it back in my locker
>"Haha you wipe me long time thanks jackie chan, you better be back here tomorrow at the same time to perform your duties."

Haven't seen him since.

>>40528038

I cant take that guy seriously with those chicken legs.

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>>40528038
>calves

>>40531629
I found the (((them)))

>>40528038
>Who /gymbully/ here?
Not you, obviously, you're clearly the DYEL asian faggot on the left.

>>40528038
>has to cheat curl 20's

Accidentally did today. Went to rent foam roller and couple of manlets were there with my bag on the ground and clips still on the weight. Have a back injury so probably was 10x a dick then I needed to be

>see 5'2 Manlet I graduated high school with at my gym
>know he has a history of mental health issues
>he's swole as fuck now
>has a 5 foot girlfriend that lifts with him
>she's kind of hot
>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to
>I could ruin his life

I chose not to act on my impulse. But I could have...

>>40531871
On one hand you did the morally right thing on the other you've left her open for someone else to steal

>>40528038
>Yousef "there hasn't been a single moment in my life that wasn't staged" Erakat

>>40528038
>that guy's calves
Speaking of bully

>>40531939
Game theory

>>40531746
>when some asian skelly has bigger calves than you
Calvecucked

>>40531983
*calf

>>40532002
Dont worry, it won't catch on anyways.

>>40531746
>rekt

>>40531651
this never happened

>>40528083
holy shit I've seen this clip several times and never noticed that
his legs are fucking awful

>>40528038
we /ostrichmode/ now?

>>40530889
...this literally happened to me the other day

>>40531746

I don't usually advocate making fun of calves because it really is kind of tough to get big calves, but holy shit

>see dyel poo in loo on my bench lifting bitch weight
>walk over to him and stand over him during his set
>tell him that the cute desk girl asked me to tell him to come talk to her
>DYEL faggot believes me and walks up to the desk after some encouragement and spills his spaghetti all over the place
>unrack his bitch weight and start warming up chuckling at him attempting to interact with a female
>he comes back over and says he wasn't done with his set, pretend I don't hear him because of headphones
>after he waves at me I pause music and ask "what?, I have a few sets left then you can have it"
>as he walks away sulking his head I say in my best indian accent "Thank you come again!"

>>40531871
yep I'm sure she'd want to leave him for you anon

So I go to LA fitness for the sole purpose it is walking distance from my work. I've trained there for about 2 years now. Roughly 3 months ago I was doing squats in the squat rack and made eye contact with this guy. Didnt think anything of it, until he is right in front of me while I am finishing my set. Mind you I still have the bar on my back and he asks loudly "If I have a fucking problem". I say "Ughh no" He then asks what the fuck am I looking at then. I just laughed and said "What" he continued to get in my face, and I got upset and told him to fuck off and get out of my face. Quickly a employee of the gym stops the confrontation and thats the end of it. People at the gym were like wtf is that guys problem yada yada. One of his buddies later on comes up to me and sort of apologies for how his friend acted and said he has issues and that he is 16. Mind you he is about 5'8 and thick. Like probably around 225 pound a lot of muscle. I honestly thought he was around my age or maybe a few years younger. So I just told his friend dont worry about it, its not a big deal. Well today I went to the gym and he was there with his chronies. I noticed him staring at me multiple times, but just ignored him. On my way out of the locker room, he happened to pass by with his chronies, obviously was staring me down, I just smiled and as I passed by he says "bitch" and does one of those pro wrestling "Wooo's" Honestly I hate to say it, but he drives me nuts, in my younger days I would of done something, however I have a great job and a lot of other reasons why I dont smash his face with a brick. Any advice for this jobber?
>tldr some young punk at my gym is giving me a hard time, what do?

>>40532363
he is suffering from roid rage

>>40532363
it warms my heart to think that there are people who take these gymbully threads seriously

>>40532363
Be an adult and seduce his HS crush and pound her senseless. Then play him the video next time he gives you shit.

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>>40531651
>bragging about gay shit

>>40531596
Of course it's competitive, just because you try to believe that it's not doesnt mean it isnt. Its literally one of the most objectively competitive things to do because it's by nature objective and you can compare your strength to anyone else.
The other guy was 100 lb stronger so of course it wasnt a competition for him or you since you couldnt even do 2 pl8 and for him it's his 12 rep max or something.

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>>40532844
Is this your first week on this board you fucking dyel cunts?

>>40528847
jesus christ when will this stop.

>>40529538
dammit /fit/, this is always triggers me before i realize i'm getting bamboozled.

>be 18
>walking back from filling up water
>brush arms with older guy (~40's)
>think nothing of it, sit down at my bench to do dumbbell press
>fucker waits until I lay back with 80's in my hand to come over and ask "do we have a problem?"
>"who are you?"
>"do we have a problem?"
>stare at him confused, go to put down dumbbells
>"that's what I thought" and stomps over to the locker room
>guy beside me looks just as confused as I am
>laugh and continue doing my sets

>>40532363
Get with his mom or better yet, his dad

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>>40528038

>MUSTN'T ROOK! DO NOT ROOK!

>>40528038
>those legs
How the fuck can he have such thin legs? Looks like he has bone and tendon there and nothing more. Someone force feed this cunt a sandwich.

>>40528156
Pick him up and start squatting

so i heard there is some dyels trying to act tough in this thread, try to match this

>me and the boys roll up to the boneyard to smoke ciggies and do squats
>this dyel asian is on our rack squatting like 1pl8
>he's wearing squatting shoes and a belt
>actually brought the SS book with him
>approach him and he starts taking the weights off the bar
>say "nah it's ok bud you can test your 1RM with us"
>4 pl8s to warm up with
>throw dyel under the bar
>my boy vinny takes an XL undertaker-class squat plug out of his mischief pouch
>put plug under the dyel's ass
>make him unrack it
>mumbles something about hip drive
>his legs are shaking
>vinny pulls his pants down
>tell him "hurry up this isn't the math club"
>he starts to descend
>say "wait you don't need this, that's for whites only"
>unclick his belt
>he falls
>his puckered dyel asshole kisses the plug
>tries to resist, but the valsalva can't save him now
>it enters his ass and slides all the way in
>dyel screams and blood leaks from his ass
>entire gym is losing it
>he collapses and the bar crashes down
>pick his dyel head off the ground by his hair
>say "you can't drop weights, there's a price to pay for that"
>drag him to the locker room
>bend him over a bench and say in his ear
>"choice 1: you can either be my cock ride, or -"
>"choice 2: I toss you off a skyscraper just like your cousin"
>he picks choice one
>vinny comes in with a horse outfit
>dress the dyel up in it
>take the squat plug from out of his ass
>replace it with my cock
>ride the dyel like a cowboy throughout the gym
>get on the interstate
>ride all the way to the nearest feminist rally
>vinny pulls out a MAGA hat and puts it on him
>blow my load so hard he goes flying into a crowd of purple-haired fat chicks
>they eat him alive and parade his dismembered corpse around on a live MSNBC newsfeed
>we all high-five, the boys have to be wheeled away by paramedics because their sides hurt so bad
>go back to resume our squat session
haven't seen him since

>>40534203

Haha, you the man Big P!

>>40528081
lmfao

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>>40534203
>they eat him alive and parade his dismembered corpse around on a live MSNBC newsfeed

So it was a Korean BBQ?

>>40534203
XD

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>>40528038

HOLY SHIT WHATS WRONG WITH HIS LEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking love big p posting

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>>40528075
>6pl8 bench is 315 lb

>>40531871
>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to
keep telling yourself that, you'll get a gf

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>>40530850
nice

>>40532363
old pasta

>>40528038
He would have gotten kicked from the gym I go to.

>>40528038
Poor guy. I hope this was staged.

>>40530889
you shoulda stole his gf too

>>40534203
>mischief pouch
>his puckered dyel asshole kisses the plug

WTF where did my fucking sides go??

>>40531871
>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttt

>>40535739
Probably back at /r/fitness.

>>40529596
Kek

>>40528038
those legs lol.

>>40529497
I DL 6pl8 too! (585)

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>>40531871
>that feel when you could steal his girlfriend from him if you wanted to

>>40528038
That tiny man would get ktfo.
I'm not a mean dude, friends with everone. At my gym we all help each other. If someone did this disrespectful shit he wouldn't have any help from the other regulars either.

>>40530889
>and while you tried to find a way to impress strangers
>they didn't even think about you
Pathetic manlet.

>>40533885
I can get 33 reps at 2pl8
Should I cut harder? :(

>>40528038
I bet he has to sit down to sneeze or his legs will break.
An infant has bigger calves

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>>40530832
>tfw you will never prick Yukari with your prick

>>40534203
>he picks choice one
keep up the good work Big P

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>>40534203
Fuck me this actually got me hard

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>>40534203
>"that's for whites only"

Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

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>>40538997
>not really a bully

>>40531651
>>40531651
saw this in a gym bully thread about 3 months ago

Nice copypasta : ^ )

>>40530889
>I do work outs next to people so I can feel good about myself
Guaranteed he never even noticed you.

>>40531651
>demand that he comes in the next day to perform his duties
>he doesn't

sounds like you're the beta dude, he got one up on you by ignoring your demands

lulz, so does bullying happen mainly to asians? why?

>>40528038
https://youtu.be/VmkL2YX3OCk
Sauce on OP

>>40538997
you've done it again Big P!

>>40531034
how much are you willing to bet?

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/fouseytube

>>40539140
>implying those revenue projections are anywhere near accurate

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>>40539082

>so does bullying happen mainly to asians?

Not really, happens to skinny people in general. When I had just started liftin I got bullied by gym chads who would take equipment they knew I had waited for and take plates off my barbell ;__;

>>40529490
Dude's been derailing threads all day with it.

>>40539082
Mainly just twinks, but it's hilarious to see the face of disbelief and betrayal when a fellow asian bullies them

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>>40539246
>tfw skinny

I fucking hate the fact that ever since fat hate became offensive skinny people became the new target

>>40534203
This was literal shit moulded into a made up story kys my man

He's mocking the Asian's form

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>>40528038
>be me
>manlet
>on some machine
>legs dangle off like rollercoaster
>swole monkey laughs

>>40528075

Fuck you stupid niggers. He clearly stated that the manlet was lifting 3 plates which is 6 plates because there literally is three plates on both sides of the bar thus adding up to 6 plates.

Fucking brainlets.

>>40531596
You noticed how much he was benching, though.

>>40531871
>tfw you're Broly and he's Krillin

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>>40528075
>6pl8 = 315 lbs ??? in wat universe
>585lbs = 265 kg

not only is he using retarded units he is also retarded himself, wew lad

>>40528038
>doing 4.5pl8 leg press
>Focused
>hear right next to me "TSUUU, UHHHH, TSUUU UHH"
>CLANK CLANK CLANK (every rep)
>manlet detected (5'3 tops)
>heard him say something in spanish while rowing 2 pl8s (does 6 reps)
>Walk over to his machine and take it right before he super sets. So he goes to the machine next to me
>make eye contact as I add each plate until I was rowing over double what he was
>Maintain eye contact as i do each rep
>UGHHH UGHHH UGHHH UGHH ROAR REPS FOR TRUMP
>start grunting mockingly, doing 12 reps at this point
>drop the weight, the slam is heard by everybody in the gym and i feel the machine rock from dropping it.
>stare at manlet
>he looks at his shoes, and whispers something. Walks to the other side of the gym (never to be seen beyond the manlet pit ever again)
>I smile and look at the couple that had been watching me the whole time I was mocking him
>"when will they learn"

you bullies are fucking assholes. I'm 5'6 and still get called a manlet by you faggots. the gym should be a safe place for all heights

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>>40528038
>spot dyel goblinsquatting near my pl8s
>start jump and stomp in place next to him until him moves
>didn't even want those pl8s

Gym bully here

>doing 1 pl8 OHPs
>manlet taps on my shoulder
>ignore him
>manlet taps on my shoulder
>turn around smiling in my 6'3 glory
>"How many mor-"
>"Sorry I didnt see you down there :^)"
>manlet walks away

>>40528038

And thus another member of /r/AsianMasculinity was born

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>>40541754
>never heard of this subreddit
>check it out
>8th top post of all time is "All White People Are Racist"
>it's not a joke

jesus christ that's insecure

>>40541785
>>40541754
lol ive never met a masculine asian desu.

>>40528216
>Anyway is this normal in USA or wherever it was filmed?
No. It's literally one douchebag trying to get cheap laughs and he routinely gets called in his shit.

>>40541827
People on the subreddit seem to be mad that asian women are 'fetishized' while men are not seen as sexual.

Hmm...could it possibly be that east asians of both sexes have more feminine traits? Reverse of Africa.

>>40541827
Slater from /fa/ is the only one I know

>>40528038
One could easily punch his stupid face, as he lowers his guard ti curl.

>>40539535
fuck you newfag

>>40541785

I know right, eerily similar to a certain board here when they talk about black people.

>>40528847
Is this your first day lifting weights?

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>>40528038
Yao-Ming in the foreground.

Not really a bully but me and this Asian dyel at the gym play this little game. There's this dyel asian with a little dick who is so small it just pisses me off. Not really a bully but I have this prank I'll do to him sometimes. I watched him enter his combination into his combo lock a couple of times. Once I got his code, I'm off to the games. What I do is I wait until he grabs his towel and goes to shower. Then I'll take all of his clothes and walk out to my car and put them all in my trunk. I've done this so many times my trunk is full of like a weeks worth of dyel asian clothes. Next I walk back and find a spot to watch with a good view. Lol then he has to walk out of the lockerroom in just a towel and leave the gym through the lobby. Bonus points if he's late for work after an early morning session. I'm always out in the lobby sitting on the couch laughing my ass off when he comes out. I think he knows it's me because every time I'm always there laughing but he hasn't said shit to me. Guess he is a sore loser that he loses our game. Kek also replaced his BCAAs with hormone pills lock me up moms gonna freak

>>40530850
kek

>>40531746
did this guy just make a miraculous recovery and get up out of a wheelchair after years of not walking to bully some asian kid. Damn that's dedication

a few of my greatest moments

>DYEL benching 155lb
>wait till he leaves for water fountain
>steal a 10lb plate from one side of his bar
>he doesn't notice when he returns
>tries to bench it and fails bad, old man has to come to his rescue

>go to water fountain
>few people behind me waiting
>take a long time to drink up
>finish drinking and start browsing /fit/ on phone
>these losers are so beta that none of them even ask me to move
I do this one very often. I find that ~80% of people are too cuck to step up and ask someone to gtfo

>take dumbbell pairs ranging from 30lb-65lb and pile them up in front of bench
>doing shoulder press with very long rest periods, progressing by 5lb with every set
>see guys looking for dumbbells I have
>they visibly upset and aggravated
>none of them step up to ask if they can use my dumbbells (If they did have the nerve to ask, I'd still tell them no)
LMFAO

/fit/ I seriously hope none of you are like these spineless cunts at my gym. Too beta to whisper at a lion, that's why you'll always be a sheep

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>>40538997
>>40534203
>Big P has a tiny PP

>>40529815
>I don't think you took into account the time of day, temperature, or the location in relation to the equator.

Or the position of the moon.

>>40543775
The very fact you use dumbbells is how I know you're a faggot

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>>40543775
>be at gym
>walk to water fountain
>nearly reach tap when i nearly trip over some weights
>look down, it's some 4'11 200lb halfling struggling to reach the tap
>failed-DC9-acrobatics-roll.png
>orzammar resident takes forever to get water going, even longer to drink
>5 minutes later, he manages to finish
>mumbles something under his breath
>takes out phone, pulls up /fit/
>he is giggling to himself as he slowly punches out some story about bullying power fantasy
>this takes another 10 minutes as his fat fingers keep pressing the wrong keys
>the hobbit's giga-autism makes him completely unaware of his surroundings
>we all feel too sorry for him to ask him to move
>his tard wangler eventually carries him away

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>>40543775
>maxing out on DB shoulder press at 65 lbs

>>40543886
>>40543859
>>40543818
good to know everyone still falls for that copy pasta even a year later.

>>40543895
Have another (you)

>>40543886
Me and Nicky workout together. When we do shoulders, Nicky helps me up with my seated 60lbs DB press. Then Nicky maintains contact with my arms throughout full ROM. After I'm done with my 8-12 reps I slam them on the ground and give Nicky a high five. Me and Nicky run that bitch.

>be at gym
>been bnc for 2 years and currently on tren so reasonably big, often times the biggest guy there
>take time to help people if they ask
>gave this kid some advice on getting started, steered him away from hypertrophy workouts and on to starting strength for now
>see him again a few weeks later and he's done all sorts of research and asks me to check his form because he's worried about some lower back soreness
>its perfect, tell him to keep at it and have some confidence in his lifts because his form is clean
>feels good to help new guys

>>40528038
A few days back, an 'ole lady went shitzo on me. She was whacked! I'm actually probably 3-5 years older, but crazed granny.

She appeared to think in the video training/dancercize room was hers alone. No one owns private space in this gym. I said, "What, ma'am you did not learn to share toys or space in the sandbox. She filipped. She screamed bloody murder! Manager came running, he knows me.

I while doing cardio on a treadmill got to kick it with himself and the assistant director( a tough young babe). He thanked me for allowing grouchy granny her own space. She's not svelte. Told the assistant director that I'll bring granny a bag of jelly beans, next time. She called me a 'wise guy' and laughed.
Also, at another club around 5:30AM, another granny flipped when I was doing backstrokes and breaststrokes around her at x3 speed.

Yeah, I'm extremely fit and conditioned. Peace.

>>40544076
in what country do people talk like this?

>same forearm size as the asian kid
>same calves size as the asian kid

The fuck?