Have a heart of steel.
Be a son of Odin.
Hail and kill.
Die for metal.
Always remember that The Gods Made Heavy Metal
>>40527305
Ever Day Is Upper Body Day + Leangains
This will ensure very slight muscle increase in the upper body while keeping you essentially skinnyfat.
Also, fight and slay Jormungundr at Ragnarok.
Kane Roberts mode is superior
>>40527477
He truly lifts heavy metals.
Fuck Manowar, how do I Danzig mode?
>don't be a whimp
>don't be a poser
>Swear that the blood upon your steel will never dry
>>40527989
Start out by being 5'2"
Do exclusively chest, and arm workouts.
Make awesome underrated music
Get btfo by some fat guy backstage for being an asshole
Guest spot on Portlandia show
>>40527305
>entire band's image is built around borderline homoerotic hyper masculinity
>be dyel
Be less ripped than old band mate
>odin will never set forth unto you the berserker rage
>ywn kill men and horses alike
>>40528090
>dyel
>>40528077
>Get btfo by some fat guy backstage for being an asshole
That was Danzig
>>40528094
Doyle is pretty damn ripped for being 6' 3''
>>40528402
Yes, which is why I responded to anon who wants into Danzig mode