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>>40525554
I work as a dock worker and truck loader for a window company.

I would say that it does. After moving and throwing 600+ windows in a day, you end up pretty exhausted. Gotta avoid exercise 2 of the days I work, otherwise I have literally zero energy.

M-F is running/lifting, Thurs-Sunday is four days, 10 hour shifts or more depending on how many trucks we have to load.

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>>40525554
>you will never sniff their butts

>>40525554
>he has to work for money

lol, peasant

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>>40525582
>You will never lick their smooth armpits

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>>40525631
>they will never rub their feet on your face

I work for a government-owned company and study at university. It's a nice and secure 9 to 5 job but school is what makes it sometimes difficult to go to the gym. Some days I get home at about 8PM

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>>40525644
>>40525631
>>40525582
>tfw you're too autistic to be so starved for attention so much that you would want things as disgusting as feet in your face and nasty armpits in your mouth or shit in your nose

>>40525554
i teach tennis.
being /fit/ is part of the job tho atm being sorta bigger than most tennis players can hurt business at first.

>>40525554
I work accounting. There is a 24/7 gym on the 2nd floor of our office so its not that hard to stay in shape. its free for employees along with trainers

POG Marine current stationed at 29 Palms. I workout at 0400 everyday without any issues. I'm almost done with my enlistment (thank God) and I will be back to normie life taking supplements and going to the gym during peak hours. Most of my bulking is done at the chow hall, which means your tax dollars are helping me make my gains, thanks /fit/.

I'm a QA for a software company, there are times when it's easy for me to take off early to go lift, and there are times where I need to work late so it's tougher for me to fit in gym time.

>>40525676
*currently

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>>40525554
>What do you do for a living?

Apply to jobs and agencies over and over and over

i work carpentry
i love being outside in nature, so it's a good fit for me and it's a great work out for forearms and at the same time you learn how to build things can't beat it

I'm a farmer if anything it helps my gains

>>40525582
breh right...........

>>40525554
I'm studying Oceanography and am an infantryman in the National Guard lmao

I also host at Red Lob 3 days a week for $11 an hour

>>40525554
Some pleb jobs ITT so far

EE master race reporting in

>>40525777
do you even have a job? or are you just studying EE in college atm?

I work as a Field Engineer for oil and Gas companies. Do a lot of traveling which is fun, in China right now. Make a lot of money

But it does make it hard to lift when you're traveling so often. Especially since a lot of countries don't have decent gyms. Worst is in the middle east.

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>>40525673
mfw I have to balance the debits and credits

>>40525753
Part time farmhand here. Both helps and hurts. It has helped my work capacity and I think my forearms look better, but it burns so many calories and often you have hard days that impact your lifting days.
Also the dusty environment makes me really tired in the head if I have a long day, and it makes me unfocused and tired when lifting. I've still hit PRs on hard days, but it's draining.

Unemployed degenerate

>>40525676
>Marine
>POG

Why did you choose homosexual marines corps and especially why did you choose to be a POG? When I was going through MEPS I was with a Marine who was going on about some shit about how he chose Marines because of "being apart of something greater" and he "wanted a sense of achievement that only the Marines could give him" ... .. He was going in as a cable repairman

>>40525554

Firefighter/Paramedic

Yes, we don't have equipment at our stations and if I run my ass for 24 hours I don't have the energy to lift the next day

>>40525704
Applying for jobs online is like going on tinder and expecting a hot girl to come to your house. Might work if you're a 10/10 but otherwise you're fucked

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>>40525554
>you will never have a gf like those girls

just take my heart, just rip it out

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So how many of you guys work in a office setting? I work in retail and I've been thinking about just being a office cuck because I really want to leave my retail job for various reasons.


Is it really a suicide tier job setting?

>Accountant

Sucks sitting in an office all day, but my schedule is pretty lax, tuition is covered and the gym is half a mile from the office.

>>40525930
Why would you want to be with a bunch of stacys that will cheat on you and completely fuck you up mentally and emotionally?

>>40525942
Retail is worse

Though, join the military if you want a nice change to pace. The infantry is always hiring

>>40525942
>Works in retail
>Calls office workers cucks.
Wew

>>40525554
math tutor, feels good

>>40525957
Fun fact. Sex with a pretty girl is better than sex with an ugly girl.

>>40525942
I've got it pretty good 2bh. There are shit aspects to it but my office is spacier than most and if you're concentrating on your work its all just background noise. I can even wear headphones if I want

>>40525814
Senior graduating in 2 months with a job already secured

>>40525942
Depends where you work. It can be, but only if you aren't bettering yourself otherwise. The same can be said for any job, though.

>>40525980
>join the military
Yeah I always get that from people on here. I'm not really interested in it though. I don't feel like I will get through with it because I'm pretty mentally fucked.

IT/Construction Administration

I sit at a desk for 8 hrs everyday, but I go to the gold's gym that's across the street from my office

>>40525957
>stacys

Go back to /r9k/.

>>40525554
junior graphic artist at a design agency.

Fitness is encouraged there.

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>>40525672
>tennis

>>40525999
Nice trips.

Every job is "cuck" tier, bro. I've heard people call others who are in the STEM field cucks.

That word has lost its meaning.

>>40526015

>job already secured 8-)

They just say that to make you work harder during your internship.

>>40525930
Better than getting cheated on

check>>40525957


Can vouch that beauty gets to a womans head and they panic looking for compliments and thirst when they feel like they look bad.

>>40526049
>graduate in 2 months
>working an internship
Are you retarded?

I accepted a job offer with a company that I didn't intern for.

>>40526020
Everybody in the Infantry is mentally fucked. Just fake it during the initial examinations like everyone else and you're solid.

>>40526052
Yeah, thanks for the anecdotal evidence.

>>40525673
I'm working on becoming a CPA myself. It's just so that the FBI is more likely to accept me as a field agent though.

Currently studying business but it's total bullshit to me. I am applying for a leo academy and try out for some cool guy job when I graduate. Propably going to do a degree on law or mathematica after that.

I'm pretty much at a loss right now.

>>40526106
>business
Thats the right degree for a manager if you want to be a loudmouth pain in the ass that occasionally organizes things

Work at investment firm. Hours are 8-5. Don't have to stay late very often. So it's pretty easy to stay fit and loaded.

>>40526159
Something like this except I work in a software company. Hours are more like 10:30 - 5 and the gym is 2 minutes away, though.

>>40526132
Depends if he's studying general business or business management.
General business>business management.

>>40525554
Programmer. That's right, I sit on my ass for 9+ hours a day, I don't want to end up like my coworkers.

Just graduated as a police officer

>>40526242
Nice. Killed any niggers yet?

>>40526222
2nd year of medical school. The amount of study is high, but i still can manage to lift 3-4 times a week. Also actually knowing anatomy and physiology is really handy when it comes to realising what works and what doesn't

>>40526261
Umm can you please refrain from using that word? Its really mean.

Thank you!

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A cook at a hotel. Regularly work from 5am to 2pm because no one wants the breakfast shift. Hit the gym with a qt from 4 to 7pm.

Been studying the Asvab and gonna join whatever branch of the military takes me in. I just wanna get outta here.

>>40525554
names? give me sauce pls

>>40526267
Not sure why this was directed to me, I wasn't making an excuse, I do lift.

TV actor, russia. Hohestly i have no idea what to do with my life. I even don't like acting, but i need to pay for my fucking rent.

>>40526302
Sorry.

Have you "self-defensed" any niggers yet?

>>40526302
uuuuum hi everybody

>>40526324
Well, that sounds fun. Have you been on Кyхня?

>>40526305
That sounds like a fucking retarded shift system. When I used to be a hotel receptionist we would work from 8am to 8pm and 8mp to 8am. Why the fuck would your shifts start before dawn?

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>>40525554
You will never use their soft buttocks as a pillow for a good nap

>>40526336
You said it again, Anon.

This is a work safe board, so you're not allowed to say that word here. I'm assuming you're new to this site, so I will not report, but if you say it one more time then I will have to report you to moot.

Please keep this board clean.
Thank you!

>>40526408
I don't understand.
What is the proper way inquiring if someone has murdered any niggers?

>>40526302
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Right now I work in Exercise Rehab and do some Personal Training
Ironically my schedule is so packed that I can't train like I'd want to, but the good news is that my core endurance and stability have gotten pretty goddamn good because I show people how to do exercises that address those things 6 days a week.
But now I have to do some of my cardio at home which sucks a fat dick because I hate cardio and like to just zone out listening to podcasts and shit on the elliptical/stair stepper and I can't do that at home.

>>40526408
>>40526438
>>40526438
I think he is saying you should use a less aggressive term, like "tranquilized"

ex. "He tranquilized three niggers."

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>>40526408
Stop it.

Also, tree trimmer here. Yes, it gets in the way a lot when you're busting your ass from 7 to 5 dragging and pulling and feeding the wood chipper in the Georgia summer heat.
Although it burns a shit ton of calories, so. Eh.

>>40526020
You don't have to go infantry man, go air force or navy and get a cushy desk job.

>>40526468
Ah, I understand now.

So, anon. How many niggers have you "taken off the streets" since you started?

>>40526408
You need to go back.

CPA

no, most other CPA's are fat.

>>40525857
How did you get this job? I grew up on a small farm and always loved the work. I've fantasized for years about dropping out of school and working on a farm

>>40526501
Not in my experience, most are just average looking people.

Going to college for finance currently. During breaks I work 50 hours a week at a woodshop/factory. Good money there, and I'm looking for part time work during the semester currently but I set my classes for midday two days a week which is a deal breaker for most places when I say I can't work Tuesday or Thursday.

>>40526305
w2c shirt

>>40526372
How many days? If you get 8 hours of sleep this leaves 4 for shitting, eating, lifting, free time, etc.
How do you manage?

>>40525942
>>40526159

I work for a private equity group, very small only 2 partners and 6 employees. We own 13 businesses and I assist in the operations and back-end management for 3 of them. I'm very low level at 24 years old and make $35,000 salary plus generous commissions when I help close deals or save the company money. Last year I made $47,000.

Some downsides are that I get no benefits (health, dental, vision, etc), very limited paid-time off (2 weeks per year), and I am always "on call" to a certain extent. The money is also not very good for the amount of responsibility that is placed on me, but I understand that it takes time to build a career in this industry.

Some benefits are that I can come and go pretty much as I please. Our work hours are 9-5, but they are more of a guideline because I often come in late and leave early if nobody else is in the office. The people I work with, including the partners, are very generous with their knowledge and have taken a personal interest in my life in a sort of "mentor" role. My dream is to have enough money that I can live off of interest or own a few companies while other people run them. I want to create passive income streams that require very little active management from myself, this is a great position to learn how to do that.


>Does your work make it hard to actually be fit?

No. I can eat at my desk all day if I want to. I leave early and come in late a few days per week so that I can visit the gym during non-peak hours. I have an office that is entirely my own, so I normally get up to stretch and do some push ups every few hours.

>>40526477
>You don't have to go infantry man, go be a pussy.

fixed

>>40526478
None man. Canadian cop

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anyone here involved with finance? Undergrad in finance here, how much is my career going to effect my gains?

>>40526562
Well, no it was a 2 day system. Work 2 days, rest 2 days.

>>40525753
>be farmer
>something is ruining the crop!
>uses cardio to run over to stop food destruction
>bunch of Jim Crows munching on all the wheat
>it's just their genetics
>grains goblins

>>40526372
Breakfast starts at 6am. I gotta prep from 5am

>>40526668
Don't you have a kitchen staff or something?

>>40526310
I don't think he was implying that you were making excuses. I think he was trying to support you (i.e. "Hey anon, I too also have work that demands sitting on my ass all day and I too have found a way. It ain't easy but when there's a will, there's a way" or something)

>>40526599
Seconding this question. Would love an idea.

>>40526310
woops didn't mean to quote you actually, misclicked
but i support what >>40526684 said

>>40526503
Family. It's my uncle's, previously my grandparents'. But it's a pretty normal side job here anyway, I live in a pretty agricultural part of the country.
If your parents still live there ask if they know anyone nearby that needs a farmhand. It's a tight knit community and farmers are getting old and injured often.

>>40526681
>kitchen staff
I wish. Its just me, myself and I. After it ends at 10am i got till 2pm to clean and prep for the next day. I.work alone and i love it.

>>40526681
He is the kitchen staff you dumb ass that's the entire point of his shift

Biggest pain in the ass is commuting 90 minutes every day. I could finish my workout in that time

>>40526761
Find a better job or see if you can get a transfer. Where do you work?

>>40526708
>>40526599

I'm >>40526584

I interned with a hedge fund and a commercial bank while I was in school and got offered a $65K + benefits + bonus job with Morgan Stanley out of college. I didn't take it because everyone that I knew in IB worked 50+ hours per week and unironically had horrible personal finance management. They still lifted but their lives pretty much revolved around working and getting fucked up while spending their money (nice cars, expensive dinners, etc). It's all cool shit, but I have a much different perspective on what is valuable to me.

If you really like to *work* and want to spend most of your time *working*, IB will be a great fit. Personally, I like spending my time with other things and just want the benefits of the finance industry (big pay). I gave up the big pay for the ability to learn from some veterans, however I'm working only 30~ hours a week on average and get to really enjoy my life. I also think the big pay will come to me sooner than the IB big pay (senior partners, vp, etc, take 6-9 years).

If you aren't going IB, than commercial or retail banking will be a good fit but a slow steady grind and the pay is meh. Accounting is the same as any other office job, but it's getting mostly automated so you'll have free time to lurk the internet and basically waste your time.

>>40526036
$40/hr bro can't complain

GIS development for my states agency of transportation, can't complain, decent pay, can work from home, government employee so kickass benefits, retire after 30 years and get paid for the rest of my life.

>>40526267
Do you regret becoming medfag? I start pre-med in the fall.

>>40526789
Planning on buying a house next to work in a few months. I just live too far away [spoiler]with my parents[/spoiler]

>>40526943
Don't buy a house. It's a huge meme.

>>40526816
Neat. Side note, where did you go to uni? I'm transferring from my community college at the end of this semester and I want to know if there's anywhere you'd recommend. I'd guess NYC?

>>40527029
My dad owns 6 homes and doesn't work because he makes enough off the rent checks

I just don't know what I want to do in life.

Fresh out of uni with a degree but I hate my major.

Is chasing a dream stupid /fit/? Should I just get in line for a safe easy well paying job even if it crushes my soul?

>>40525844
how did you start in that line of work? I love travelling and have a mecheng degree

>>40527077
How did he afford those homes? He probably bought them pre real estate bubble

>>40526222
Studying Comps sci, can attest, everyone here is a lardo

>>40527081
>Is chasing a dream stupid /fit/?
I'm wondering this.

I have a generic job in IT, but my dream would be to work in the space industry, to work with the guys discovering exoplanets like the TRAPPIST-1 discovery

But maybe working so hard doing that would be more soul-crushing.

>>40527081
Get a safe job that holds you in the middle class with the possibility to move up to upper-middle class. When you have a safe job, do the things that you crave and lust for subjectively.

>>40527029
I predict house prices in this area are going to rise massively soon.

Renting is more of a meme to me. Might as well just burn money. At least with buying I will see a return

>>40527163
I get scared that what if I eventually get sick of my dream job if I ever got it, what the fuck would I have to live for then?

I think we just need to grow up and jump in the rat race and grind our way to the top.

>>40527174
I like the way you put that. Hopefully having a steady job won't tire me out too much to pursue my dreams in my down time

>>40526408
nigger

>>40526222
>>40527160
How was university/college?

Currently in my second year but a lot of shit just doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'm just not practicing enough.

>>40526159
Hey, likewise. I'm an aquisition and financial analyst at a REIT. Work 8-5:30/6. Some weeks get long some are shorter. I always try to get my best work outs on Saturday and Sunday cause I get more done than after a full day of work

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>>40526618

I study and work as a carpenter/joiner; I do custom ordered furniture these days at my family's company.

This actually got me into working out properly. Sure I've always been physically active but considering my disability, I felt somewhat inadequate because I didn't think I was strong enough, to carry material and such often.

So I started hitting the gym just to gain strength and now I'm a health and fitness freak. the job itself is quite a workout sometimes, except on days I do finer shit like marquetry and such, or technical drawing.

>>40526587
Some of us have three digit IQs. I'll let the high school dropouts shoot the muslims and defend israel

I run a dairy produt company I started with my mate.

Staying in shape is easy because we built a gym in a shipping container behind our premesis.

It doesn't have much but it has a makeshift rack, bench, parallel bars, makeshift oly flooring, an oly and a power bar, an EZ bar, one of those attachments you use to do t-bar rows, a straight pull up bar, an ab wheel, straps, wrist wraps, bumper plates, a foam roller, resistance bands and adjustable dumbbells. in the summer we're going to build some basic cable machines and a buy a trap bar. The only thing I want that we can't facilitate is a prowler, there's no space for it.

>>40525554
Geneticist. I just flew back in from a 7 month stay in China where I lived 12m away from my office and lab, unable to leave a single part of the building for 21 hours each day.

The Chinese stole my gains AND my research.

Software dev. I expect to get over 80k first year here but I'm only a few months in. Great benefits. Like crazy good. Cost of living is dirt cheap too. Work is easy as fuck I just give it to contractors I'm mostly being prepped to be a project manager.

>>40527664
Where do you live anon?

>>40526587
>signing your body, mind and possibly life away to politicians to prove how tough you are
i get why guys join the infantry and respect them, but joining for this reason is a special kind of cowardice

>>40527677
south

>>40525554
I am a doctor, I have 14 night shifts in a month on top of 8 to 17 a day normal work routine of everyone, yeah, it is pretty hard

>>40526909
nice, I'm trying to get into the field. I am almost done with my GIS cert/degree. What enterprise programs do you mostly use?

>tfw no employer wants environmental sceience degree

>>40525866
>Get paid the same as grunts
>Actually learn real skills that will help me secure a career in the civilian world
>Can walk around in my dress uniforms and tell girls I was a rifleman kicking down doors and killing insurgents like a bad ass
>Never loose my gains because I have only been deployed once
>Normie civilians pay for my lunch and thank me for my service

Life's pretty comfy as a POG, tbqh

I work as a senior aquarist taking care of fish and other animals. Basically a zookeeper for sharks and shit. The job can be somewhat physical. I dive in the exhibits regularly and I'm always on my feet. It can be tiring but I'm usually able to get my workout in. The only shitty part about the job is the pay honestly.

>>40527841
How is the pay for that? Honestly sounds cool as fuck.

>>40527642
i was thinking about doing my master in biotechnology in china, how much i will fuck myself for doing this? i already live in 3rd world country so i think it will not be that bad

How was your experience there?

>>40525554
They were cute until I looked closer at their feet

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Senior engineer working for a vehicle manufacturer. Make good money but the commute and work is a mental/physical gains killer. Living and breathing coffee with moody old men which i can feel are stealing my life energy.

All in all its pretty good.

>>40527886

Starting out, the pay is shit (average is probably around 25k, sometimes less sometimes more)

I'm making about 36k now which is alright. If you work long enough at it to become a curator or director you can make some decent money but that takes time obviously.

It really is a cool job though. You get to work with a lot of great animals, not sit at a desk all day, and everyone you meet who you talk to about your job find it really interesting unless they're a PETA faggot.

I'm a resident at a department of orthopaedic surgery. Aspiring to become a surgeon, but competition is killing in this field.

>tfw stereotypical chads of medicine

>>40528072
>medicine
>chads
aren't they all pajeets and nerds? never met a doctor who wasn't a boring old fart

>>40525671
I'd agree if we were talking about girls like the one in your pic but the others are pretty white girls.

Naval architect. My job involves a lot of sitting down so by the time I'm done I actually cant wait to go to the gym.

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>>40525554
Any Registered Nurses in here, especially male nurses? Sick of my job and I want to go back to school and become and RN. Someone want to give me the quick rundown on +/- of nursing?

>>40525704
Good luck bro. Been there as well.

>>40528092
I'm >>40528072, eurofag country, so hardly any pajeets here; most colleagues of mine are 30-45 yo.

>>40527089
The company I worked for out of college(and the reason I chose it) sends their engineers out to plant locations around the world to support their technology.

That's how I got my foot in the door and it's been pretty easy to stay in the field since.

If you're not lucky enough to pick a company out of college that allows you to do that then no problem.

Here's a couple simple tips greatly increase your chances.

1. Learn Chinese/Indian/Arabic. All three countries outsource a massive amount of their engineering needs. Any foreign language will do really(spanish for example). But those three are in my opinion the most useufl.
2. Get an FE/PE. This is a must if you want to do any contracting jobs(which are common with Field Services Engineering).
3. Do an oversea's internship if you're still in college.
4. Get a Six Sigma Green Belt.
5. If you're interested in Oil and Gas consider Exxon/Schlumberger/Honeywell/Haliburton
6. IF you're American and none of those apply consider working for a European company that has American sites(pretty common). Many tend to have a rotational program that will send you to their European plants/locations. This'll give you international experience.

Once you have your foot in the door you'll be there as long as you want because of the insane turnover rate. I've done it for 4.5 years now and I'm like the grandad in terms of experience when I go to a site.

>>40526010
This is a fallacy.

This is not true.

Yes and no. I work in a warehouse. I basically push a computer about on wheels all day. Its a good deal of activity but difficult to measure in terms of expenditure. Makes cutting risky and most bulking is approximation. However, Im built like skeletor so I just eat like a pig all the time. 10 hour shifts 4 days a week means i get at least 2 days where i can get a good session in. I fit 2 more in before work.

>>40525704
tfw I put my CV on totaljobs and got a job offer the next day.

>>40528134
>wanting to have a job with shit hours during which your time is spent being spoken to like a child by doctors between wiping shit out the asses of diseased old people
literally would rather clean up toxic sludge than be a nurse.

>>40528134
You will literally be the bitch of the hospital/clinic.

>>40528149
All useful information, thank you very much.

Mechanical engineering student, but my part time job is setting up events on campus.

Loading chairs and tables doesn't give you that much of a workout, but I guess its better than nothing.

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Do you guys even enjoy your job?

>>40525554
Wish I had sauce on the left girl, I want to choke her until she almost dies as I fuck her tight little butthole

>>40527240
college really depends on professors and school, but once you get the hang of it it's not that hard to jump around between languages

>>40525942
Depends on the company. I used to work for a gaming company. It was an office setting but hours were flexible and you could dress however you want.

But after working for 3.5 years I was laid off a month ago so now job searching is suffering.

>>40528548
I do, but only because i run the show with a friend.

If it was only me I'd like it far less, and if it were me doing what we do for someone else I'd enjoy it a hell of a lot less.

>>40525942
Depends. I let my employees do whatever they want so long as it doesn't infringe on me or on their work. As far as I'm concerned, they can drink, smoke, do whatever they please, IF the work gets done and they don't risk my company in any way.

Example: there was a receptionist who worked really fast and I used to let him go home early and pay him for the extra hour he saved. I ended up giving him a driving job, but he smoked in the van carrying chilled food so I fired him.

>>40528634
Wow you seem like a chill/reasonable boss, but do you ever feel like some of your employees will take advantage of you?

Anyone else work in and office and try to get up every hour or so to stretch a little or just walk around?

I'm wondering if the benefits are worth looking strange to people in the office

>>40528707
Not really. I know what I need them to do and all I ask of them is to do it. The ones who don't do it stick out like a sore thumb and if they don't do their job properly they don't keep it. I go out of my way to be as fair as possible with people cause we all have our personal shit going on, and I fully understand that they probably don't enjoy their jobs, but if they start taking the piss its obvious and I take it personally, even though I definitely shouldn't, so I hire someone else.

This is very rare though, I've only fired 3 people.

>>40528634
Wouldn't mind being employed by you. I work really fast at my job too, however I doubt there's any such reward. Best case scenario, no one notices, worst would be the management just take it as an excuse for me to work an hour less than others and therefore pay me less.

>>40528761
i wouldn't mind employing you. people like you are who i value most.

I work two retail jobs. I'm a supervisor at an edgy mall store. My gains just mean that I have to lift heavy things. My second job is just a CSR at a video game chain. My gains mean that I throw the garbage a lot and I'm often picked to deescalate belligerent customers but I have a high charisma and diplomacy score IRL so this is easy.
My height however is the reason they keep me around. I can reach most of the stuff on the top shelf without a ladder. Its just that being 6'8" inspires animal fear on most people when I look down at them. Sometimes girls get flirty, mostly teenage fat chicks.

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>>40525554
Currently unemployed
>graduate uni in december
>software engineering degree
>did 2 internships, one android, one teaching java
>send out 100+ emails
>contact people I know who work in software
>ask for advice
>so far only 2 interviews
>get called by pajeet recruiters and can't understand them
>talking to a handful of companies recruiters, but no interviews
What do I need to do to get the sweet programming gig? preferably in mobile

>>40528829
>6' 8
>gains
>not being roided up to the ears
pick two

>>40526599

I work at Morgan Stanley. Most roles are around 9 to 5, I just go the gym early in the morning before work. Gains are fine and not much harder to make.

>>40526587
>don't be a pussy, be a man, go infantry so you can ruin your back and knees by age 40 and spend the rest of your life a cripple

>>40525554
Is that sue heck on the right?
>yup

>>40528342
>>40528426
???

>>40528832
From the sounds of it your resume is bad. Try having someone else look at it / seeing if there are any ways to improve it.

>>40528866
I do a lot of heavy volume training non stop 4 days a week and eat like 6k calories a day and then sleep 8 hours plus a nap. My whole life I was a chubby WEEABOO nerd so its like I just woke up and I have all this energy. I'm literally hyped all the time and wanna just do nothing but work out and fuck and scream at things.

>>40528901
i've known nurses before, all of them stressed out as fuck, bafs under the eyes, working constantly etc

not to mention the disgusting specifics of the job. removing bandages on stinking, septic wounds, mopping up piss, puke, blood and shit, watching people die constantly, being around depressed family members and patients without any of the feel good benefits of helping any of them. oh sure they'll tell you what a hero you are, but you're not. you're a glorified servant.

that is the problem with being a nurse, its a total no brainer to avoid that line of work at all costs.

>>40527029
t. rentslave

>>40525554
I'm a NEET-student. I call it that way because my degree is worthless: history

>>40528924
I think my cover letter was poorly written, so a few days ago I re wrote it. I don't think the content is bad, with the app I created, and the internships I did.

damn she's ripe

>>40528956
It's really a job that requires female hormones. They get high on helping the helpless. The more disgusting and decrepit they are, the better

>>40525554
I'm a pilot.
I'm still in training so we have forced phys normally 3 times a week and its mostly strength and stability training so it works out pretty well.

I do roadside assistance.
On call for 12 hours 5 days a week.

I have zero qualifications for anything so it's the best job I could find.

My schedule is regular enough that I can get in a quick workout at least 4 days a week, but some days I bust my ass to hard at work and can't do shit the next day.

>>40525554

Male nurse. On my feet literally non-stop for 14 hours at a time is good for cutting, and doing CPR is (ironically) great cardio. That said, it is fucking impossible to eat well in my job. I frequently don't get time to eat at all, and when I do it's only a few minutes so I end up cramming calorie-dense shit down just to keep me going. Soda, chocolate, that sort of thing.

>>40525554
I'm currently a NEET, I was working in carpentry with my dad, but he's run out of work at the time, and looking to retire soon. I love doing things with my hands, and I love physically active work, such as what I was doing before. I'm staying with my mom in my home town right now, and I'm a huge puss, so I'm afraid to apply for work. I work really hard and I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, does anyone have any ideas for what I should do? My plan right now is to apply to the college my friends go to and work toward a welding degree while I look for permanent work.

IT Sales - can work from home if I want to but there's a gym in the office so it makes sense to go in.

Canada-land so most of the gym equipment is cardio and shitty cables - glad they put in a power cage last year.

>>40526618
>grains goblins
You made my fucking day, anon.

>>40529074
Yeah I had feels for this one girl back in high school. She got a job at a hospital where she works a shit ton of grave yard shifts.

She went from a skelly to whale mode in just 2 years.

I also find it funny when out of shape doctors and nurse yell at people for not watching what they eat.

>>40525903
Feels bad

>>40526302
Not at all. Everyone thinks you are smart af, it's interesting and if you are decent at It money awaits you. It's a Long road but i love It so far, good luck famalam

>>40529184
lol nigga what?

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>>40525554
I work at Mc Donalds as a crew trainer and I go to the gym after work usually in the night since I do a closing shift

Self-employed boat mechanic. Navy reservist. I'm master race though so I have little excuse not to train.

>>40525554
work for the CIA
>Does your work make it hard for you to actually be fit?
Yes

>>40529320
I, along with anyone else who read your post, does not believe you

>>40529158
i fid it funny when doctors give out any advice regarding fitness, including diet. most docs don't know ANYTHING about fitness besides "do ur running XD"

>>40529361
I'll take a doctor's advice over /fit/ advice 11/10 times.

>>40529359
i wanna do that though. Why is that hard to believe? Its a cool job to have.

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>>40525554
vet tech, i get to lift dogs and squat a lot but i want to be a firefighter

>>40529408
i went to a doctor's office once and he refused to refer me to physio because i do "dangerous exercise" (oly lifting), and when i asked why he thought it was dangerous, he said it was because i didn't do low weights and high reps.

sorry but doctors are someties retarded. got a heart problem? go to an expert, a doctor. want lifting advice? come here, cause doctor's are about as retarded in that respect as the lay person

I pick up bodies for the county coroner and a few funeral homes. Always having to lift fatties.

>>40529126
Tree fag here.
Be a tree fag.
Outside all the time + get tons of overtime + get to go on hurricane work and other various storm work all over the place and meet new people and experience all kinda cool stuff.

Cons are there's a tough learning curve as a groundsman and the pays not so great.
If you have any questions just ask.

Microbiology student, will be writing a dissertation on the viability of human hookworm therapy (it's exactly what it sounds like) in treating autoimmune disease next year.

Depending how that goes ill be going on to masters and then a PhD in parasitology or immunology with a thesis hopefully based on some manner of parasite based therapy for AI disease/allergy.

This is no way helps or hinders my lifting other than that my uni gym is quite nice.

>>40529505
I live inland Cali, is that work still available here? Do you ever stay in the same place, like do you have a home that you constantly stay at, or are you always on the move? And whats the hourly starting wage?

>>40528832
As >>40528924 said your resume is next level terrible.Go to a resume workshop or pay a Resume guru to work on it for you.

I assume you've already posted your resume to various onlie job boards so that's a start.

Make sure to emphasize any less well known programming languages.

There is no reason someone with 2 internships shouldn't be getting a job.

>>40528442
No problem glad to help. Just keep in mind the job is taxing as hell and you won't really have any permanent friends/gf.

That's fine for me since I do better meeting new people than keeping relationships going but a lot of people struggle with it.

>>40525929
Bullshit, if you have a decent skillset and cv you will get contacted by agencies. I literally had to take off my cv from reed and cvlibrary.com because fuckers wouldn't stop calling me after I already got a job. Took me less than a month, and I didn't do any searching myself, just put some effort into my cv.

Exterminator.

I make 50-60k a year (CAD). That includes having a company vehicle and phone paid for.

Its a fun job. Every day is different. You have to have people skills, be a problem solver, work well under pressure, the list goes on.

My biggest gripe is the lack of income progression. Someone with 5 years experience makes about the same as someone who just started.

>>40525554
Househusband with a daugther to watch. Just perfect.

>>40528548
Most people don't like their jobs.

>>40525671
>feet in face
>disgusting

Anon, please

>Tfw you own your own business
>no boss to tell you what to do
>can lift on my own schedule
>nervous as fuck that nothing is guaranteed in my future
>still worth

>>40529613
I guess the 12 gauge and the badass Harley make up for it

>>40528149
>Get a Six Sigma Green Belt
Does it matter where I get this? Should I just pick a random online course?

Consulting. Hours suck, the pay is good, gym is open 24/7. All according to keikaku

>retired at 29.
>played poker 17-28.
>tfw got in on a one time boom.
>tfw got in on bitcoin to buy tren 5-6 years ago.
>tfw have house in bay area.

Still lost 500k to Isildur1 when he was a fresh faced kiddy in '09.

>>40526618
>grains goblins
fucking kek

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>>40529549
Well I'm a long way from Cali, but a quick Google search tells me Asplundh (company I work for) operates there also. Although if you're in a metro area I imagine it would be more difficult than rural areas.
Basically, what we do is trim back tree limbs so they're 15 feet back from any power lines. We focus a lot on rural lines, though, so we run a Jiraffe (pic related) and also have a tractor with a mower attached to it. I used to just walk and tie pink ribbon to shit under the lines all day so my guys wouldn't run anything over or harm the equipment, but lately the power company (we're contracted under them, so they pretty much run us, although we have our own chain of command per say) assigned us a wood chipper and started making us take the trimmer into suburbs and shit. Which is hell on earth some days, seeing as how the Jiraffe can trim in an hour what you can clean up in 3.
But in Cali they'll probably just give you to a bucket crew. You've probably seen those trucks around, with the hydraulic lifts. Most cable and phone companies have them.
But yeah, I'm always at home unless I'm on storm work or working out of town, which isn't very often.
Also dirty south reporting in, so cost of living is low. I started at like $11/hr, but you'll probably be making more + if you're in metro they get paid more

>>40525554
I work as a musician full time. It doesn't usually make it hard to be fit, but sometimes the scheduling can be intense and sleep can be hard to come by then.

>>40529721
Oh and I have a few stories also if you're interested

plumbing designer, so basically a CAD monkey

it's alright

currently work at a supermarket, not bad co workers are cool but some of the people I have to help are just terrible people

also help me out fit
>just got accepted to uni
>friends go there, seems like a good school
>no idea what the fuck I want to do

heres my options

>kineisologly
Seems very vague, but I like to workout so I figured it would be appropriate for me

>psychology
always have been interested in psychology, but getting a stable job with this major is what worries me the most

>business
taking some management courses now at community college, it's alright but I'm not sure what I would do for a career

>>40529713
Haseeb Qureshi?

>>40529761
How old are you?

>>40529786
20

>>40525554
Grad student graduating in 2 and a half months.

I've had a few job interviews but nothing locked in yet.

>Does your work make it hard for you to actually be fit?
Dealing with dumbass undergrads all day combined with the stress of teaching, defending, and taking class? Muhfugga if I didn't work out I'd go insane.

>>40529839
Study classics

>>40529565
I've thought about travelling jobs already and it seems that you and me are very similar in regards to being good with new people and not maintaining relationships.

I've always desired to be independent and really see myself working abroad for a long time

>>40529697
The only two legit Six Sigma certification's are the American Quality Society and the International Association for Six Sigma. So something that focuses on them I guess?

Keep in mind though that Six Sigma certification in-house or in-company are usually viewed just as highly as those.

Usually most engineering companies and some colleges have a six sigma program that will pay and provide all necessary tools to get your certification.

My own company provided me the tools, training and a six sigma project to lead as well as payed for me to take the tests. If you work for a company there's almost certainly some part of it that offers a way to do this.

Full time student, part time freelance soft engineer
I've been looking into financial investment for the coming chink invasion
My dream would be to be a filmmaker, though

Im a lawyer.
It doesnt make It hard, but i sleep like 5 to 6 hours a day.

>>40529903
what

>>40529981
Side note: Most companies want to see how you instilled Six Sigma concepts into your work. Not just that you know it.

>>40529761
>kineisologly
Not too bad. In my experience a lot of qt's in this major, but ymmv. It's not as much about working out as it is movement function, though, so you're going to learn about rehab for large chunks of your time. If you want more working out type education, look more into sports training which often has it's own program.

>psychology
Don't do this unless you know you're going to grad school for the field or you want to fuck around for a couple years. Not to pull the STEM meme, but psych degree programs are piss easy and highly accessible to retards. Even if you go to a school that isn't awash with increasingly biased teaching methods, your peers in the major will not be people you want to associate with if you prefer people that don't think in the lowest common denominators.

>business
If you're not going to go for a career in this but you still want to learn more, I'd delegate this to a minor. If you don't quickly make connections, your business undergrad will be pretty difficult to utilize. Depending on the program, an MBA will do more for you than an undergrad, but these are becoming the psych degrees of graduate work.

>>40529721
Just checked out the website for employment, and California wasn't on the list of hiring areas. But the line of work seems right around what I'd like to do, so appreciate all of the info on it. I live in a very rural town, so I think I could find a company looking for new people. Always see those types of machines on the highways and back roads trimming away the trees.

>>40528548
Love mine. I'm an artist. Also leaves plenty of time for gains

>>40530006
Classics. You know like Greek and Roman literature/philosophy/history/language.

>>40530042
You can always apply for lineman for the actual power companies too.
And I'm sure there's different tree companies out your

>>40530078
Your way*

>>40530042
>>40530078
Oh and if you can move up to Jiraffe operator you'll be set.
It's air conditioned and heated and all you gotta do is drive lol
Pretty cush

>>40525582
these girls arent even all that, right is a 4/10, left is a 7-8 at a push/10 all they have to offer is their tight bods

>>40528966
>who needs student loans when you have a mortgage huehue

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>>40525554
phd in math

Any job i want, 300k starting !

Well at least that's what the meme say

>>40530078
There are, I'll definitely look further into it, seems like something I'd enjoy. I had looked at a lineman apprenticeship program a year ago, looks really interesting so I'll probably pursue that. I appreciate all of the info and advice man

>>40530205
Also it's the best, i choose whenever i want to work and there is a free gym at my uni.

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>>40528548
im a cop. love my job and i find the shifts make it easy to go to the gym.

>>40530165
and they're still out of your league.

>>40525554
i'm a data analyst. no it makes it easier cause when i get out of work i'm not exhausted.

brb instantly going to the gym and then for a run everyday after work.

easy gains.

>>40530228
No problem man. Good luck!

Working with a Cybersecurity Consulting company. Hella traveling and work, but all the hotels we stay in when we fly to clients have gyms that you can hit in the evenings. Not the ideal set up, but good enough for maintenance

>>40530276
>runs everyday
>easy gains

lol something doesn't add up.

>>40530276
What makes you say that you insecure faggot? When I go clubbing I pull much better looking

>>40530015
>ymmv
what? sorry I don't frequent this board often

what's your experience in kinesiology if you don't mind me asking

>>40530315
>your average /fit/tard who believes that cardio kills gains

cardio is probably the best thing you could ever do for yourself physically and more importantly, mentally.

been in the best shape of my life and had the best gains since i started running. mentally and physically i'm at my peak and i've been running everyday for a year.

>bench 315
>can run a half-marathon
>making 30 dollars an hour
>lastly and most importantly, happiest i've ever been

>>40530335
>ymmv
"Your mileage may vary", as in it might work for him, but not be for everyone

>>40530347
Thank you, the cardio kills gains meme is complete cancer. If you want to be healthy and live long, cardio is essential

>>40530323
>insecure faggot

cause you had to randomly rate, on some random image board, two girls on a thread that had nothing to do with them.

>ayy muh cope
>i didn't get hole when i was young so now i have to make up for it by calling hot girls a 4/10 at best
>i p-pull much better at the club

you're a faggot dude. it's one thing to lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself.

how do I figure out my career /fit/

>>40525844
Nice. I graduated in August with a Petroleum Engr. degree. I work as a Project Coordinator for a pipeline construction company. Good pay and I get to work outside but long hours

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>>40530372
>stop rating women every woman is a beautiful rose

>>40530359
>Thank you, the cardio kills gains meme is complete cancer. If you want to be healthy and live long, cardio is essential

How do I bulk successfully then? Do I just make sure I'm eating a fuck ton at a caloric surplus?

>>40530486
Yes, cardio is amazing for your overall health. Just make sure you're eating enough. That's all there is.

Also leave cardio for after workouts, cardio DOES kill gains if you do it before lifting.

>>40526587
Lmaoing @ ur life rn
You know nothing about the military if you think the infantry is better than an airforce office mos.

Pharmacy tech / University student

Thankfully I only work weekends, pretty chill job

>>40530473
ayyyyyy

I do the vast majority of my work downstream but you mid/upstream fags are alright in my book.

>>40528442
If I were you I would steer clear of any downstream company ie Schlumberger/Haliburton they will not be hiring anytime soon until the oil price rises back up which may not be for a few years.

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>>40525554
Paramedic. It's actually very bad for health. I really wish EMS would jump on the fire bandwagon of taking pride in one's physical fitness. I'm one of the only fit people at my job even though our state is bottom 3 in obesity.

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>>40525554
I work in security. No. It actually makes it easier. I can even claim my gym membership as a tax deductible work expense because being big4u is a requirement.

>>40525554

I work as a high school teacher.

I find it creepy when my female students compliment me when I'm cutting before I go on a bulk.

>>40530584
That's one thing I love about the consulting firm I work for. The company pays for our gym memberships completely.

>>40530565
I tried getting into downstream. Even had an interview lined up with Schlumberger but they canceled and recruiter just kept leading me on so I ditched it. Plus I'd rather work 60 hrs

>>40530610
than 2 weeks straight of 80+hrs

>>40530597
What do they say to you? What grades do you teach this year?

>>40530582
Almost every paramedic I've ever seen was a 300+ lb female hamplanet

I joined the Air National Guard, I'm going to basic in 3 months. I hear they're kinda big on physical fitness there.

>>40530632

I teach music so 9-12. I wear my school ID and it was taken when I was on a bulk back in September so now I'm 20 pounds fat off lighter.

>Mr. Anon do you have a girlfriend yet
>Mr. Anon when are you going to get married so we can all go to one
>Mr. Anon you are wearing those pants to show off

>>40530580
Depends on your career level. If you're entry level now is a pretty good time to get into downstream.

When companies like Schlumberger or Haliburton need to cut costs they fire mid level engineers who have had lackluster careers and hire new college grads for cheap.

>>40530656
Wow that is kinda creepy. On an unrelated note, do you have any meme spouting faggots in your classes by any chance?

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>>40525554
IT "analyst" for a large energy/gas company . If anything it's made lifting easier because I'm like one of the only people who uses the company gym.

Finishing up my masters in materials science right now. Currently working for a drug design company. Kinda terrified about what I'm going to do after graduation.

Most of my experience is in biotech (kinda just worked out that way) even though I want to do materials. It puts me at a disadvantage for materials jobs. Not to mention there's like no entry level positions for masters degree. Shit load of stuff for people with 5+ years work experience, but that aint me.

Part of me wants to stay at the company I'm at now. It'd be super convenient. I'd get good pay, I'd get to stay in a city where I know lots of people, I wouldn't have to figure out moving, etc. At the same time I don't know how much of a future I have in biotech, and it feels like staying with it now will basically lock me out of materials.

It'd be cool to get a job doing polymer design for 3d printing or something like that.

>>40530708

There's one kid who emails the occasional 'rekt' memes with the kids yelling and like "OHHH" and it's basically just YouTube poop.

>>40530664
>>40530610
>>40530620
Two things:

1. Schlumberger is a dick company which is why it's better known as Scumburger
2. Scumburger does Upstream. IE oil extraction. Downstream is oil refineries type stuff like Exxon/BP/Sinopec etc. They do do a little bit of downstream but it sure as hell isn't their focus.

>>40530739
yeah I meant upstream my b. I'm glad I didn't go with them because those first few years as a field engineer would've killed my gains

>>40530721
>>40530656
I always remember my highschool music instructors being real bros
I hope you're a bro

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>>40525554
I am a lifegaurd, baby

Get free gym membership and unlimited coffee on my shifts, and a discount on protein bars.

Tight with all the regulars, work quiet hours, really comfy.

To bad i make shit though.

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Working in a third world country outsourced by cisco.

Work as a email security engineer 10hours per day and earning less than 700 USD.

>mfw

>>40530165
>a 4/10
what utopian perfect female world you from pal?

Calibration engineer for aerospace company
Depending on the day it can go from just lifting papers to fucking emergencies that require you to stay after hours
Night shift at the moment so I don't feel so good when lifting, but wont stop can't stop

11b so its my job

>>40530945
london apparently, these chicks don't even scratch the surface of attractive imo, try going outside

I'm a cam whore. I don't show my face, so I don't make too much money. I will sell my cum stained panties and that will be enough to where I can pay off some bills. I also bartend on the weekends and I make good tops because I flirt with all the rich old guys.

>>40530266
Local, state? What's an average day for you? Pretty interested desu

>>40531125
Jesus. I know a girl who does that, and she fetches $300/pair on some of them. She also advertises online as being a "virgin", which is blatantly false.

>>40525554
Gym owner so I just lift at the end of the day.

>>40531348
You have any good stories of kicking people out?

>>40525942
Do you like small talk?

If you do, being an office cuck is sweet as hell. I have a company gym and the company pays for a gym membership of my choosing. I can flash a letter from the company at a dealership and pay 1% off invoice, no haggling. I get discounts at most local stores. The company provides free counseling services. I get a platinum healthcare plan for $70/month. I do 2 hours of real work a day and make almost six figures in middle America, which lets me live pretty well.

Most of my day is spent chatting with coworkers about family, football, animu, vidya, the news, shit like that. Lotta Dilbert jokes and office-type humor. Pretty normie, desu. I probably wouldn't like it if I was shy. Also, spending most of your day in an office can make you a fatass pretty quickly.

>>40531197
Well I'm new so I don't charge too much. Just $50-60 a pair.

I make like 400-500 in tip when I bartend so it's cool. I'm just hoping I can get into nursing school. I can't do this shit forever.

>>40531364
Only been at it a year so not yet. Also I'm in a relatively nice area so nothing really happens.

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>>40531377
I worked an office job as a teen for 2 years. Literally did less than an hour of actual work a day.

I'm the ~swole teacher~
I teach English.
I'ts pretty chill, i have enough time to do my own stuff. To be honest i just want to move to another place. I wish i could teach in Canada, that would be great. Aside of that, good career.

>>40530752
ayyy. i miss being a lifeguard. run/bike to work. swim during slow hours. lots of sloots during the summer. fuuck....

>>40530750

I try to be. Not during marching band season though.

Librarian curator.

Not at all it's pretty easy to do some calisthenics against a wall at times.

>>40525554

Currently engineering intern. It fucks with my gains hard, since I work in the field. Been out for a month now, no gym, shitty food, and only occasionally going fo runs.

>>40525554
GM at an aerospace company, normally I can be out by 3:30 but when govt contracts go sideways I can be at work 12 hours a day, weekends too.

Security engineer, looking at moving to another company in a few weeks

>Company contacted me today to do a drug test
>Have a home test kit
>Failed home test for thc
>Will wait some time before taking the test
>Hoping thc won't kill my chances at this new company

2 part time jobs. One as an associate automation technician, the other in retail. It isn't great but thankfully I still am able to make gains

>>40531657
>working at a company that drug tests
>esp in security

Sales. I made over 200k last year. Ask me anything

>>40526599

I'm an investment banker. Work 70-80 hours per week, but you can make time for the gym. All of my coworkers eat very healthy and work out religiously (early in the morning, taking a break from work in the evening / around dinner)

"Transportation Coordinator" aka babysit these phones at night. Kinda works for me because I can hit the gym when I wake up, be in there around 10 AM when there aren't TONS of people around like early in the morning or after a 5 PM shift. Take my time making breakfast and lunch after that. It is a pretty lazy job though me at a desk ninety nine percent of the time.

>>40525554
Yes

I'm a field service engineer and travel 250+ days per year, much of which is overnight. Still doing SS but sometimes have to cram my 3 workouts in per week, they're on inconsistent days and my diet is shit.

>>40531775
medical sales?

>>40529988
as someone who works in the industry, you probably don't want to be a filmmaker.
Go try to make a short film and if you love it, it might be. But I've seen so many people show up saying "I quit my job in X to work in my dream job in film." They always have some idealized version of what it's like and fucking hate it in a year.

>>40526020
Its a meme i can believe u cucks havent caught the military is the worst sht u can join only losers join we started tht meme in the zyzz era when on his crew mem who ddnt lift join n was quickly forgotten i cant evem remembered his name we would dpam just join the military brah whenever some fag would write a blog post

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>>40525929
>Back in my day I got my job by walking in and spoke to the manager. Just have confidence!
>Sorry sir you'll have to apply online.

ER nurse - with a bachelors

Just started this month after graduating. Work 3 12hr shifts a week. 23 years old. Life kicks asssssss. Gonna get some experience than go for my Nurse Practicioner degree. Definetly will do some travel nursing also

Plenty of time to lift. Love my jerb. Iz nice. I'd tell more about if anyone's interested, currenty on my phone and takin shit ( fuckin toilets are the worst gain goblins)

>>40530266
Currently studying criminology and justice aiming to be a fed. If your pic is related you're in vic police? What's it like? From nsw but studying in lelbourne here

>>40531736
What is the problem?

Work in retail. I hate it, my co-workers are alright but it's a pain having a manager who wants to verbally direct your every movement. The only half decent part is pretending stock is damaged so i can go eat it or steal it.

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>>40529652
he isn't alone in that m8

>>40530599
If I suck your dick (no homo) will you practice case interviews with me?

>>40532139
Your life sounds kick ass. I'm currently in my second semester of an ADN program, hoping to follow the exact same plan as you RN->Travel Nurse->Nurse Practitioner. If you live in the U.S., what part of the country do you live in? Did you basically have your pick of where/when you want to work? Could you tell me more about your job?

>>40525554
doing an electricians pre-apprenticeship course.
I wash dishes for money, 16/h, shits so cash.

>>40525942
they should rename the act of being forced to suck a dick in jail as being forced to work retail.

>>40525676
Poolee trying to pack on muscle here, how often do you get to eat and lift because i hear your job takes all your time.

>>40531966
Trust me I'm aware
To me, filmmakers have always been artistic businessmen
If I ever did get into films, I'd be fully aware of what I needed to do and I know quite a bit how it works already

>>40528956
Pretty much. I watch all of the employees and the nurses and CNAs have it the worst. They have to deal with the patients and family members in their worst moods. They have to wipe asses and watch patients slowly die over the course of days/weeks knowing the only thing they can do is attempt to make it painless but even that doesn't work sometimes because the hospital wants to cheap out on the medication.

I was working on the ER a week ago and some lady was trying to go into a staff only area and threw a fit when the nurse stopped her. I was cleaning the room across from her so I saw some of it, the nurse held her arms up and barely touched her then the lady started crying "assault." They eventually had to call security and I had to listen to her bullshit her story for fifteen minutes while I was in the area before she told security to call the police so she could file a report. She then started playing the racial discrimination card (she was black). I don't know what happened beyond that but I hope the bitch was charged for filing a fake report and wasting everyones time.

Long story short, I'm glad I'm not a goddamn nurse.

>>40529408
Depends on what advice you're looking for. The average doctor isn't well-versed in fitness stuff and will just recommend whatever carries the least risk.

Feeling a bit of pain doing a certain exercise because your body does something affecting form? Doc will tell you to stop doing it altogether, rather than helping you figure out how to get around it.