How long should it take me to poop these out?

>>40524448
0 calories, WTF

>>40524448
you won't ppop them fucking moron, you metabolize the nutrients from food in your anus, these noodles are 0 k.cal which means they can't be used as energy therefore they won't go in your anus

>>40524448
I hope you chewed them well, because they come out exactly as you swallowed them

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>>40524815
jesus christ

How can they be zero cal? Is it non-digestable?

>>40524815
No one can be this stupid, can they?

>>40524772

It wasn't bad at all, actually. Made a big bowl of chicken alfredo, only 220kcal

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>>40524772
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>>40524448
Straight up mother fucking fibre.

OP, i hope you're prepared for how much your butthole is gonna stretch when you shit a concrete cinder block.

>>40524962
Yes

>>40525365
getting butthole gains

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>>40524448

This is almost like that one kid on here who killed himself by eating too many psyllium husks.

>>40525475
what are they?

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>>40525475

You don't know how to google, do you?

>>40525511
Whoops, I meant to point this at
>>40525489

>>40525526
>he doesn't even know how to post correctly

>>40525535
>he doesn't even know how to use greentext correctly

>>40525556
>>40525535
>>40525526
>>40525511
>>40525489

oh well at least i'm not gonna have the bloody asshole like OP will