Aesthetic lifestyle

>>40517641
>Fuck random sluts
>lift a few times every week
>go to festivals shirtless

I'm not gonna go to edm shows and try getting laid in better places

>>40517717
>be me
>be 7
>at friends house for a play date
>he has to go poop
>I follow him into bathroom and help him construct a bridge of toilet paper spanning the toilet bowl
>he poops and it lands on the toilet paper bridge
>mom walks in
>sends me to gay conversion camp

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>>40517717
>go to festivals shirtless
Good choice my man

>>40517641
man it's been a while since i've kissed someone

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>>40517641
> you will never be her

>>40517734
tfw this will never be you

>>40517641
fuck off jeff we know it's you

>>40517641
>Heffer
>pls
>go

>going to raves to pick up sloots
Dude, just go to have fun and make friends. Rave sluts are a mess.

>>40517734

I'm turned off by a woman who would do this so easily. No fun in the hunt.

>>40517641
Vacuous and hedonistic

>>40517641
Fun for a year or two, until you try finding someone real

>>40517641
The exact same and I probably still hate myself

>>40518491
You must be a idiot

jeff would you PLS go

>>40517641
Stay home and watch anime and play video games

>>40517734
>licks sweat off your abs
>deposits it into your mouth

why the fuck would anyone want this

I forgot that /fit/ is mostly underage and worships degeneracy.

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>>40518957

>>40517641
I don't get why the fuck you would do this at a festival.

Why the fuck aren't you paying attention to the actual on stage attraction that you most likely paid money for?
WHO THE FUCK GOES TO A LIVE CONCERT JUST TO NOT EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT IT LOL

id still be here playing payday with my friends and i wouldnt touch the mouth of a girl i met at a fucking rave if you paid me 20 dollars and paid my car insurance i wont drink water after my own fucking mother let alone do that shit no thank you not very much

>>40518957
>jeff's lifestyle is degenning

your post wreaks of cope. i fail to see him how having a nice body, going out and living life, WHILE BEING SUCCESSFUL, is degeneracy. it's almost certain that he makes more money than most people. he's young, successful, and living his life.

you sound like you have a lot of issues that you're failing to actually deal with in your life. please seek help.

>>40519669
If you don't stop shitposting, your cookies are gonna get burnt Jeff

>>40519669
Jeff, pls go

>>40518801
you must be tame in the bedroom. I'll make out with my gf after going down on her and vice versa. A tiny bit of sweat is nothing mixed with all the saliva in your mouth

>>40518491
Agreed. A club pull every now and then isn't awful, but it gets dull quickly. also drunk/ high sex is just never as fun.