How much do I need to lift to get a girl like this?

>>40513458
she looks about ~200lbs

>>40513458
nothing

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>>40513477
Bullshit

If you can lift the fridge you'll have something similar

>>40513458
That's literally the average (not morbidly obese, so maybe not average) white girl.

>>40513458
you don't, you just need money

>>40513524
gross bro have some self respect

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>squat 2 plate
>begin to feel like a big boy
>still no gf

>squat 3 plate
>no gf, surely any day now

>squat 4 plate 3 weeks ago
>still no gf

i-i'l just keep at it then lads

>>40513458
Lift? LOL none at all, in fact you should SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH and START EATING PIZZA everyday, get nice and fat and diseased, because that girl is FAT and she won't feel comfortable around someone who is not also FAT.

>>40513664
by white you mean american

>>40514796
You get a gf at a 3pl8 bench, and 2pl8 ohp

You fell for the squat meme

>>40514796

Why didn't you believe them when anons told you grills don't care how much you can squat?

>>40513458
> Fat, ugly, cheslet, hiplet.

Shouldn't need to lift anything

>>40514955
I wouldn't have put it as harsh as this guy, but hes right.

>>40514796
> thinking girls care about squats

If you genuinely lift for female attention then just bench, curl and crunch.

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>>40514796
>tfw when hot, high test chick smiles at me awkwardly but I don't say anything to her

>>40515046
Thread quality dramatically increased

Otter

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>>40515005
Kek

>>40513524
me in the back

>>40515099
Add asslet to that list. With a shit tattoo, good bait thread.

>>40515046
fuck your girl OP, disgusting

This girl is fucking gorgeous.

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>>40513458
>How much do I need to lift to get a girl like this?
She isn't going to settle for anything less than 6'2, 200 lb, 10% bf, earning $100K+ I'm afraid OP. Maybe if you work hard for a few years a girl in McDonald's will let you buy a McFlurry

>>40513458
Zero,

Why do girls weigh much more than they look?

Or maybe I just can't accurately determine their general weight

>>40515201
What did he mean by this?

>>40513458
>>40515099
>those buoys just a few meters from the beach where the water is still waist high

0/10 would not swim

>>40515201
They usually wear clothes that hide any extra weight and boobs toss an extra bit as well.

>>40513458
Pretty bad when thats a goal.

>>40515099
Did she dig that path way to lay her eggs?

>>40513524
>that face
ugh

>>40513458
you need a BBC.

>>40515664
She needs a BBC

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>>40515525
What's wrong with it?

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>>40515852
Jesus Christ man just stop already..

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Based Fridgemode

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>>40513458

>>40513524
> That face
> How much do I have to lift

Just don't be a loser, take care of yourself, and get a decent job.

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>>40513458
>>40513524
>How much do I need to lift
as long as you can lift a paper bag to put over that face you'll be good.

>>40515519
10/10

>>40513458
4 plates

>>40516590
hail lord scooby

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>>40516590
Guess again

>>40518290
>0
fuck she has those leggings high up to cover up that muffin top.

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how many marathons do I have to run to get a guy like this

>>40518846

you done psychoanalyzing pictures on a taiwanese image board?

>>40513477
150-160

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>>40515046

>>40515201
You probably just are bad at accurately determining the weight of someone much smaller than you.

>>40513664

at my fattest i was no where near this. i know american women are on average big but arent most teen girls really body conscious and have fast metabolisms? either you have low standards or im above average, nice !