/fit/ Humor Thread

>>40501877

based johnny

>>40501938
kek

>>40501929
Accurate.

>>40502097
xDDD

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>describe /fit/ in one image

>>40501929
I have always loved how bitter this grapic is. Cause the people in pic related get laid all the time and have girlfriends, jobs, and a social life. Yet some how some redpilled neckbeard has found a way to feel superior.

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>>40502202

>>40502199
Lol

>>40502266
top kek

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>>40502097
xdd

Did Johnny Bravo subconsciously program us to lift but never get a gf?

>>40503152
FUCK
>the whole cartoon was a conspiracy

>>40503152
I think it just shows that our problem isnt new, fit people always struggle getting gfs

>>40503152

>Implying people have never been aware that bodybuilders are compensating for their insecurities such as their height or social skills until /fit/.

>>40503486
or people that can't get gf's get fit because they think it will help them get one

>>40503152
really woahs the ol' mamas

>>40502060
/pol/ please fuck off.

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>>40503901
>really woahs the ol' mamas

>>40503901
Kek

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>>40502060
Pretty sure this is one of the earliest /fit/ comics ever made.

Remember seeing it in 2009.

>>40501915
nice-u

>>40501938
can relate

>>40502269
Funniest one here

>>40503952
?

this was made on fit, and has been posted in every fit ylyl thread for years, and no one has ever cried pol, so how new are you?

>>40503971
>I have good aids
>Lick my discharge
>I sniff cocks
im dying over here

>>40503971
>eat cunt till i die
>savage my anus
>i lick rape pussy

where can I buy these

>>40504481
thai-na

rolling for varg

>>40503802
>height or social skills.
You misspelled and

>>40504792
Ayy lmao

>>40503971
>Up bum no baby
Words to live by

>>40504923
stop everything

>>40501915
english not main language, I dont understand?

>>40503952
>Not hating niggers
Even if you're a shitskin yourself you're retarded if you like them

Anybody have little miss muffet, queen of fit?

>>40504792
MOTOROLLING

>>40502202
Man thats some real good sportsmanship.

>>40505129
op is a retard anon fucked his ugly whore mum

>>40504792
what must i cease varg

>>40502211

fuck off, you.

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>>40502202

>>40503971
>I WILL RAPE U
Jesus

>>40503952
>anno domini 2013 + 4
>not authentically hating niggers and preparing for the racewar

you are not gonna make it

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>>40503952

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
a

>>40501915
lol, top kek

>fucking rekt

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>>40501915

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
rolin

>>40504792
I'll do it for EVROPA

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
rolling
pls help me

>>40504792
aight varg

>>40504792
i accept

>>40504792
ayyyyyy

>>40502084
If you are an adult and can't row a purse you are probably a terminal cancer patient about to die

>>40504792
help me O Varg

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Roll

>>40504792
Rall

>>40504792
Give me your wisdom.

>>40504792
based varg

>>40504792
rollin

>>40504792
i accept

>/fit/
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>40504792
ayyyyyyy lmaio

>>40504792
varge is a shit dont tell me what to do

>>40501938
10/10

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
Let's find out!

>>40502202
Nigga Das gay

>>40504792
dont stab me varg

>>40504792
What shall I remove from my life today?

>>40502060
>>40502084
>>40502097
>>40502136
These are great

>>40504792
Come at me

>>40504792
What should I stop?

>>40502266
What's funny about this? One liter of water weighs exactly one kilogram, so it makes good sense

>>40502591
This one is stupid. The guy was actually correct regardless of his experience. And he was even more correct about the guy who watches and studies a sport. It's still cringey that he never leaves his house but he's not wrong in how you can study people from that circumstance. I've made conclusions about things I didn't experience yet, then I try it and confirm my own hypothesis (which is nothing substantial). There's nuances that You may over look but the main point remains the same.

>>40504792
rollin for quads

>>40504792
Okay then

>>40504792
Roll

>>40506872
please r9k
People are just trying to have a good time living. Why do you have to act like this is such a shit endeavor. Girls like nice handsome men and guys like nice pretty girls. This isn't hard to believe and it makes sense. Yet even thought this is true you still see unatractive people dating attractive people. Yet every r9k sociologist has to say shit like all girls are evil, or the guy is cucked. You ask them how they know this and they say they have studied people for 20 years.(their "studying" is looking at ms paint, and /pol/ comics. Please go outside and talk to girls. They can be nice and they have a pussy. That is what this is all about isn't it? They have pussy that you want and you can't have becasue you are to busy studying on r9k.

>>40504792
Okay

>>40504792
roll

>>40503971
Straya, is that you?

>>40504792
roll

>>40503971
Omfg i have One of those mine says fuck lady boy

>>40504792
varg plz

>>40504792
varg the barg

>>40504792
pls no

>>40502202
Cute af desu

>>40504792
Doing it

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does anyone have that thread cap of the femanon that liked squatting on her period? shit was fucking abhorrent

>>40504792
Roll

>>40504792
(you)

>>40504792
dig

>>40504792
'oll

>>40507446
That is not funny and no one wants to see it.

>>40504792
oks geko

>>40504792
rollan

>>40504792
Rolling

>>40504792
Whelp

>>40504792
niggers

>>40504792
kek roll

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>>40504792
rollan

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>>40504792
rolling

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>>40503901
Guh faw

>>40504792
Tell me

>>40501929

>Agree with 90% of this image
>Fucking love cycling, train HIIT on a bike 4-5x weekly and am 10x fitter than any gymcel whose only cardio is the occasional 10 minute stair-climber sesh

Cycling makes you impotent is a meme. I can fix 99% of dick numbness cases with an allen wrench and a single adjustment of your saddle (just slide it farther forward, dingus), and the other 1% just need to shop for a marginally wider saddle and you'll be set.

9/10 image, but I'm still triggered.

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>>40504792
I counter this roller with a roller of my own

>>40507613
WOOOO LEGGO

>>40504792
rollerino bby

>>40504792
rolling

>>40504792
ILL FUCKING DO IT

>>40507677
dissapointing

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>>40507613
gimme a fuckin 7

>>40507613

ayyyyy

>>40504792
Rollin

>>40503971
I really want the "Dr. Gay" one.

>>40504792
Roll

>>40507613
Dumpy one is the true patrician's choice.

>>40502591
desu all my girlfriends, ALL approached me first and asked me out, never asked a girl out in my life cause I'm too pussy

why do they say they don't approach??

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>>40507686
enjoy your hog bitch while you get fat too

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>>40503971
soggy waffle

>>40504792
Roll

>>40507613
yeee

>>40504792
roll it

>>40507822
reroll

>>40504792
rol

>>40504792
sure

>>40504792
well fuck

>>40504792
pls

>>40504792
op here, rolling

>>40507613
Benis

>>40506352
sam hyde is a legend

>>40507686
rerollin this shit

>>40507613
f-fug !

>>40501929
agree with all but cycling. easy way to get jooci calf muscles.

>>40504792
Rollin

>>40507613
ROLLAN

>>40504792
ROLLAN

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>>40507613
rollan

>>40507613
LET'S GO

>>40507613
Roll dem bones

>>40504792
R O L L

>>40507613
Great counter, Anon!

Welp, here goes nothin', better get rollan!

>>40504792
lk

>>40504792
rolling

>>40507613
Rolling for 3

>>40504792
rollyney

>>40501929
cringe
>having a problem with bicycles, a fucking water bottle and fashion
sounds like a fat neet who browses /fa/

>>40504792
roll

>>40507613
rollyney

>>40504792
rollin'

>>40504792
check em

>>40507613
rollin' again

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>>40503971
>shit the bed
>I love ladyboy cock
>I am a cock
>I no like rape
>what the fuck
Holy fucking shit lmfao I can't breath

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>>40507613
I'll roll and contriboot too

>>40507613
k lets try.. just because I miss my gf and Im hella bored

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>>40508411
Perfect. Reroll! Pic related.

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>>40508411
>>40508422
Well, what have I done now? Double doubles?

>>40504792
Get it

>>40504792
Uh why not

>>40504792
k

>>40504792
Rollerino

>>40504792
reroll

>>40504792
one more try

>>40501897

I could no joke, laugh at this all fucking day.

>DID YOU PUT YOUR SCOOPS IN THE GOBLET OF GAINS HARRY

Lost it.

>>40508437
Reroll since I'm not a faggot who worships Ancient Egyptian bullshit.

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>>40507613
>>40504792

I'm ready for whatever destiny has in store for me.

>>40504792
Rollerino

>>40504792
fuck me up mang.

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
rawl

>>40504792
rolling

>>40507613
lets do it

>>40504792
R O L L
O O
L L
L L

>>40504792
come on varg dont bullshit me give me a good one

>>40504792
rollololololol

>>40504792
COME ON VARG I KNOW YOUR HEAR JUST LET ME GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET ALREADY IDGAF!!!!!!!!

>>40504792
yo varg my boy, in need of discerning insight desu pham

>>40504792
Help me get my life together Varg. What should I do?

>>40508902
huh, well I'm agnostic so that was easy.

>>40504792
varg look me in the eyes and tell me you love me my man

>>40504792
varg just fuck my shit up dude i dont need any of this shit but i just need to hear it from you cause you have good discernment

>>40504792
mr vargman roll me a dream

>>40504792
Roll

>>40507613
Breh

>>40504792
Tell me, varg.

>>40504792
t

>>40504792
Help me varg.

>>40507613
rolling

>>40504792
nonono

>>40504792
pls not 1

>>40507613
Roll

>>40504792
rolllllin

>>40509386
im an alcoholic though give me motivation

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
Rolling for the varg

>>40503971
>Fuck off man

Hahahaha

>>40507613
rl

>>40507613
Rollins

>>40504792
rail

>>40507613
Rolling for slut

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>>40509505
>Right on the money

>>40504792
i will do none of these

>>40504792
decide me fate

>>40507613
pls

>>40504792
hit me then you murdering commie

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>>40509581
this roll is objectively the best thing that has happened to me this whole week

>>40504792
roll

>>40507613
heh

>>40504792
reeee

>>40507613

CAll me Seth Rollinz

>>40503952
This is from before /pol/ existed. Newfag fuck off

>>40509635
Re_lawlin

>>40504792
Rolling

>>40502191
story behind this?

>>40507613
rollan

>>40507613
Rrroll

>>40504792
I'm game.

>>40504792
Reroll

>>40507613
you goys are fucking degenerates

>>40504792
K

>>40509678
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/photograph-of-boston-police-officer-delivering-milk-to-family-during-lockdown-goes-viral/
Here's you go anon

>>40504792
A

>>40509770
cheers, didn't realize it was shopped

>>40507613
Rolling

>>40504792
Let's see

>>40504792
i shall try

>>40507613
Rollio

>>40507613
AYY

>>40504792
Shlomolling

>>40507599
>>40508011
>agree with all but cycling
So, what, you're fine with not using soap during a shower?

>>40504792
Rell

>>40507613
Roll

>>40509833
Bc that makes sense

>>40509829
Hell nah. Reroll

>>40504792
roll

>>40507613
i must know

>>40507613

>>40507613
My gf doesnt love me anymore

Yay

>>40504792
stop watching porn

>>40504792
you got me. lessee

>>40506872
how does it feel to be screenshat and laughed at on a tawainese underwater basket weaving forum?

>>40507613
rolling for nerd or tomboy

>>40504792
fucc

>>40507613
ROLLING PLZ NO 0

>>40509962
rerolling because im atheist

>>40502112
Clarence Kennedy?

>>40504792
hey

>>40503971
>I am a faggot
>I <3 cheese cock
>shit the bed

>>40504792
Motorolla

>>40504792
shut up varg

>>40507613
Roll hard

>>40504792
Rolll

>>40504792
rolan

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792
jghj

>>40504792
pls not anime

>>40504792
O

>>40504792
Here WE GO

>>40504792
pls not anime or christianity

>>40504792
rollin

>>40504792
Rollerino

>>40507613
rollan for glory

>>40503971
>i <3 my self
>i <3 my mom
>i <3 my boyfriend

aw

>>40504792
Roll yo

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>>40503971
top 3 are
>Shit the bed
>Lick my discharge
>I tromboning

honorable mentions:
>Eat cunt till I die
>I sniff cocks
>I my mom
>I have good aids

>>40504792
Be gentle

>>40504792
sure ok

>>40510227
BORING

>>40504792
rollin

>>40507613
Beep

>>40508063
S U R F A C E

>>40507613
rolling for 2d gf

>>40507613
Rollin'

>>40507613
Fine then

>>40504792
Fuck off Varg

>>40504792
rollerino

>>40501915
Does anybody ~actually~ find these reddit screencaps with all the ebin reaction images shown funny?

>>40504792
Roll

>>40504792
okay i guess

>>40503152
Johnny Bravo is canonically 5'9", of course he couldn't get a gf.

>>40504792
rollin for 3333

>>40507613
rolling for thicc

>>40502211
A guy that jerks off and smokes weed all day and relies on adderall to focus is the epitome of success right faggot?

>>40507613
pls gib tomboy

>>40504792
roll

>>40502202
This is a gif retard

>>40510388
rip me, rerollan

>>40504792
Roll

>>40504792
rolll

>>40507613
rerollan

>>40504792
rolling

>>40504792
lmaoo

>>40504792
lps

>>40504792
show me the knew me

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>>40507613
I love these a lot

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>>40504792
rollin

>>40504792
rolly polly

>>40504792
mej

>>40507613
roll

>>40507613
Roll

>>40504792
k

>>40502266
ded

>>40504792
make it stop varg

>>40504792
Please 3

>>40504792
rolling

>>40504792
roll

>>40504792

leggo

>>40507613
rul

>>40507613
rollin rollin

>>40504792
rolllllllls

>>40507613
roll