Whats the best routine for getting good at bashing the shit

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>>40500287
>tfw literal satanists cast spells against you but Jesus is with you

3xF browse #frogtwitter

>>40500287
>lurk article
>got the headline
Witches encouraged by Lana Del Rey gather at midnight to hex the president outside Trump Tower... but they can't conjure up much of a crowd
Goddamnit britbongs, it's a fucking newspaper, why the bantz?

>>40500303
Why would Jesus be with Trump, he doesn't believe in him?

man this board is shit

sage

These leftist temper tantrums are getting a bit silly. I remember on Election Day some lib writing an article about how us dudebros can dull the pain of a Hillary presidency with lifts and steroids or some bullshit. It was meant as a smug fuck you to the right. Seems like it would have been a more mature coping mechanism than sitting in the street blocking traffic and casting magic spells though.

>>40500465

Globalist

>>40500329
Because Jesus chooses who we works through, not by their beliefs but by their inherent holiness.

Trump is chosen by Jesus to do the lords bidding whether he knows it or not.

>>40500470
Meme magic got Trump into office, it could get him back out. The problem here is that the enemy witches are weak memers.

>>40500287
>adult humans who literally believe in magic

their parents should be made an example of.

>>40500287
>NOT FITNESS RELATED

r e p o r t e d

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>>40500659
The left has ineffective and inoffensive milquetoast memes. Drumpf was their best attempt during the election cycle and that looks like /pol/ satire of bad memery. Our memes were organic and a result of rising populism. Their memes are a reaction to our memes and feel like manufactured corporate media memes.

Furthermore, our meme magic relies heavily on the will of Kek. A chaos god for the "chaos candidate". So long as his will aligns with the will of the current administration Trump can not be stumped by mere mortals. The godless left needs a deity if they even want to put up a fight in the meme game.

>>40500494
lmao

>>40500287

>Newspaper actually prints 'witches' without quotes or anything
>Not 'mature women pretending to be witches, maybe we should call a psychologist?'

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>>40500494
Anti scriptural
There is no such thing as inherent holiness, romans 3:23 says that all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God

You can only be holy by being saved
>In him you also, when you heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation, and believed in him, were sealed with the promised Holy Spirit Ephesians 1:13

Trump does profess to believe in Jesus anyway, and your right that he was divinely placed in his position

>>40500751
imagine having this much autism

>>40500796
You spelled awesome wrong.

>>40500287
14x88 squats

>>40500793
>Trump does profess to believe in Jesus anyway

You can't possibly actually be this dumb

>>40500844
>>Trump does profess to believe in Jesus anyway

Where is the subjectivity in this statement
Please, make your claim I need more theological argumentation gains today

>>40500287
Is that a cat carrier bag? Did this lady really bring a cat with her?

>>40500897
Witches have cats

>>40500922
is the cat there to catch the rabbit if it escapes?