>mfw the best part about having a scale in your bathroom is

What's your record /fit/?

My average is 1kg of waste (includes urination during defecation)

Lost like two pounds after going to the bathroom. Not talking about British currency.

I can gain or lose like 5lbs of weight in a matter of hours depending on how much food/water I've had, but I tell people my weight with the extra 5lbs of food/water.

>>40496468
About 9 curecs.

There was blood on the paper, tears in my eyes and splashback on my arse, but damn that thing was a beauty. One solid piece, perfect natural buoyancy, so much so that it wouldnt flush. I laughed so hard I cried, went and told my workmate and he was in awe of its majesty

‘d been a confarmed bowl-splatterer for yars b’yond contin’. ‘d been barred from t’facilitites at o’t’ trook stops twixt hair’n Nork for yars. T’wallpaper in de loo a t’ome hoong in t’ese carled sheets froom t’wall, ay till yo. But now woon dey … ay’ll remaember’t’always. T’were a wake to t’day ofter ay stewed oop for me ninety-day chip. Ay were tray moents sober. Ay were thar on t’throne a’t’home, yo new. No’t’put too fain a point’on it, ay prodooced as er uzhal and … and ay war soo amazed as to no’t’belaven me yairs. ‘Twas a sone so wonefamiliar at t’first ay tought ay’d droped me wallet in t’loo, do yo new. Ay tought ay’d droped me wallet in t’loo as Good is me wetness. So doan ay bend twixt m’knays and’ad a luke in t’dim o’t’loo, and codn’t belave me’yize. So gud paple ay do then ay drope to m’knays by t’loo an’t’ad a rail luke. A loaver’s luke, d’yo new. And friends t’were loavely past me pur powers t’say. T’were a tard in t’loo. A rail tard. T’were farm an’ teppered an’ aiver so jaintly aitched. T’luked … constroocted instaid’ve sprayed. T’luked as ay fel’t’in me ‘eart Good ‘imsailf maint a tard t’luke. Me friends, this tard’o’mine practically had a poolse. Ay sted doan own m’knays an tanked me Har Par, which ay choose t’call me Har Par Good, an’ ay been tankin me Har Par own m’knays aiver sin, marnin and natetime an in t’loo’s’well, aiver sin.'

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>>40497024
I could understand all of this, I'm from the Missouri.