>walks into gym X GONE GIVE IT TO YAH X GONE GIVE IT TO YAH

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slides into gym
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE

>Strolls into gym
>I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAY
I see flocks of sheep

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>WE GOT CARS
>WE GOT CARS
>WE GOT CARS
>WE GOT JACUZZIS
AND YOUR BITCH BE ON MY DICK

RAINDROP

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>driving to gym
>see it coming up
>roll my windows down
>floor it
>turn on my radio
>ram my car through the window
>DO YOU LIKE... MY CAR?

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>Walk into gym

>I AM A LOST BOY FROM NEVERLAND

>Pull up to the gym

I AM THE ONE
DON'T WAY A TON
DON'T NEED A GUN

>grip the barbell

>I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIIIFE
>FOR MY SON AND MY WIIIFE

>enter the gym
>GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA
>GANGSTA GANGSTA GANGSTA G

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>*prances into gym*

YOU SHOW THE LIGHTS THAT STOP ME
TURN
TO
SSSTTTTOOOONNNNNEEEEE

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>>40484596
>Walk into gym

YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN

FASTER THAN MY BULLETS

>>40484596
I fucking wish


>please dont make any sudden mooooves
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU

this literally happened 4 days ago

>walk into gym
>DA DA DA DA DA
>IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING D O DOUBLE G
>SNOOP DOGG!

had a stupid fucking grin on my face and people noticed almost lost my shit then and there

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>>40484596
>walk into the gym
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free

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>>40485536
F

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>unrack the bar
>YEAHHHHHHH
>YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE

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>>40484609
>>40485437
>>40485503
Not even that bad. You don't even want to know the shit my gym plays.

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>walk into gym
>*double high hat*

>>40485582
Tell us anon

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>>40485595
Oh God, that song that goes:

>Who's got the lighter?
>Let's start the fire
>oooooh get of myback

JUST

That's just one example I can think of off the top of my head, you goyim haven't seen shit.

>>40485656
That's "We didn't shart the fire" by billy idol

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>>40485680
This must be a remake, it's a really annoying sounding chick.

>>40485696
>missed the joke

>Walk into the gym
>JIBUN WOOOO

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>walk into gym
>THAT LIL BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

>walk into the gym
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL

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>stagger into gym
>WELLLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>>40486266
>GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY

>OPEN YOUR EYES
>OPEN YOUR MIND

>>40484609
All the fucking time...

>>40485591
let the bodies hit the floor?

>WITH ARMS WIDE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEN

>>40486266
Holy fuck I didn't know anyone knew about this song

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>>40484596
>walks into gym
>I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>40486533
Why not just take the whole back and smack it?

>>40486557
wouldn't be as satisfying.

>>40486566
He doesn't seem to be happy to be doing that anyway

>>40486577
How else is he going to eat though?

>>40486577
you mistake his steadfast determination as a lack of passion

>>40486598
How hard is smacking frogs though? Sounds cathartic to me.

>>40484609
not that bad as long as it's the abba original version

>I GOT THAT SUNSHINE IN MY POCKET
>GOT THAT GOOD SOUL IN MY FEET

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>>40484596
FUCK WAITING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOUR OWN X GONNA DELIVER IT TO YA

Flies into gym
>YEAHHHHHHHH TAG TEAM IS IN EFFECT

Crawl into gym post-legday
>I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

>walk into gym
>headphones in
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivvcAD1-60
>set a new PR on deadlifts

>>40487341
are you 16?

> Drives into gym
> I JUST FUCKED A BITCH WITH ANOTHER BITCH
> PUT A KNIFE TO HER THROAT AND I TOOK HER SHIT

>>40484596
>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
>SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY
>TO THE SKYYYY

today rebel yell was playing as i walked in
shitty workout tho

>>40488182
SHE YELLED MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40485503
Tbh I would have set a pr immediately

>>40486431
Never played Dead Rising?

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>>40486266
i fucking wish i heard that at my gym

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>I'M LIKE T_T
>JUST LIKE T_T

>TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME
>AT JUST ABOUT HALF PAST TEN
>FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY
>IT'S GONNA START RAINING MEN

>>40484692
DROPTOP

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>drift into gym
>GAS GAS GAS

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>walk into gym
> "im ruby the cherry"

>>40486194
X went mainstream and I hate normies listening to my music

>not home gym masterrace.
>not blasting true gangster music.
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE

>>40486286
Guano apes?

>>40489991
I unironically listen to the initial d soundtrack when I lift.

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>walks into gym

>Aiyyo, first things first
>It's time to shake ground in the eighth round

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>walk into gym
>AYAYAYAAA

>>40490749


AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

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>>40484596
>I'M JUST GETTIN OVERRR
>ANOTHER SOBEEERRR
>SATURDAY NIIIIGGGHHHT

>frolics into gym

IT'S AN ORDINAAARY WOOOORLD SOMEHOW I HAVE TO FIIIIIIIII

>>40488174
>SEE MY PR's RISE!!

>Walk into gym

What are you?!
Ally to good! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!
KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Today at 5:00, the greatest action cartoon ever made. Dragon Ball Z. Put some hair on your chest. Only Toonami.

The owner of my gym is a younger guy and he and his wife are total weebs. Every Friday at 5:00 PM he plays audio for an hour straight of old Toonami promos.

>walks into gym
>JAKKU JAKKU JAKKU

>walk into gym
UPSIDE DOWN INSIDE OUT LIVING LA VIDA LOCA

>walk into gym
>been here all night been here all day
>got me walking side to side wee

At least when the videos on for that it's a test boost

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>walk into gym

I SEE NO CHANGES

>>40490421
I unironically listen to the initial d soundtrack when I'm driving.

>>40486431
Post the lyrics over in /v/, they'll put on your dicky hat.

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>sneak into gym
>what a mess we made
>what did all went wrong
>I'm NUCLEAR
>cqc the qt at the front desk
>I'm WILD
>fulton a barbell
>I'm breaking up INSIDE
>break the gym's twink's neck
>a heart of broken glass
>OHP in the squat rack
>Defiled
>Make a gym without frontiers
>Deep inside the abandoned child
>Hide in a box

>walk into gym
>it ain't me starts playing

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>hijack boing 747 like the CIA operative taught me
>crash the plane with no survivors into gym
>Ummet-i kadlehe fecrun Fergubin nasral mubin Devlet-ul islami gamet Bîdina issadıkıyn
>Devlet-ül İslami gamet Bi cihad-ül müttakiyn Kaddem-ul arraha hakka Bi sebatin ve yakin

waltz into gym

>ISNT IT IRONIC
>DONT YOU THINK

>>40491007
underrated

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>strolllllllls into gym

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAH?

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>enter gym
>WE HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO IDENTIFY THE PARTICLE SCENE IN THE IMAGE BELOW

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>>40491968

>Teleport into gym
>pshhh... nothing personnel kid

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>walk into gym
>BAAA DEE YA

>mosey on into the gym
>WOOOAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH

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>March into gym
>Throw snow covered fur to door-maid
>grab mandatory pre-workout mead
>Battleaxe stand is full
>Gottacarryitinstead.runestone
>slowly descend to ragnarok for sicc ice-golem gains
>Get overpowered by 15 snowogres
>wake up in vallhalla
>Hear something
>Musicofvalkyrs.Lur
>THOR! ODIN'S SON PROTECTOR OF MANKIND
>Run outside dinnerhall
>Eternal war already started
>MFW

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>Enter the gym
>I NEEDA ONE DANCE

>walk into gym
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL

>>40490053
i found him out a month ago but still hate everyone else who listens to him

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>walk into gym
>no music, just deadlift screams

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>>40484596
>Walks into gym
>Dubstp version of Platoon
>dubstep
>version
>Platoon

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>>40492853
>proceed to squat rack curls

>>40485591

???

>tiss
>tiss
>FLOOOOOOOORRRRR

how was that enough information for me to know exactly what you were talking about.

Fuck.

>>40486235
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

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>walks into gym
>RRRRRRRABADOOO
>*DU DU DU DUUUU*

I go to a local gym, in my Christian, fuck-your-sister type town. So of course, the gym owner is very Christian, and plays nothing but Christian rock all day.
Walk into gym
>HAIL KING OF THE JEWS CROWNED WITH THORNS
>BEHOLD I BRING HIM TO YOU
Kill me.

>>40492701
>descend to ragnarok
Ragnarok is an event, not a place.

>overpowered by only 15 snowgres
Not gonna make it

>march into gym
>SS MARCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND
>UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED

>>40490749
WHAMUUUUUUU

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>I'm still sick of that same old love

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>>40484596
>Walk into gym
YOU AIN'T GOTTA GO TO WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>>40495521
HA HA HA HA HA!

>WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY-A-AY
>TO GET INSIIIIDE GIRL
>WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY

>>40496875
>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

>>40484609
This is by far the worst song to be played in any gym ever. Literally the gym's anthem and homage to 'bad gym music'

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>ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO TE-ZE
>MADOBE KARA YAGATE TOBITATSU

>>40484596
DMX would be great to lift to

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>walk into gym
RATTLESNAKE

>>40489932
CROCKPOT

>>40484596
>walks into gym

DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO

>>40490749
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40484596
>walks into gym
NINE MOTHERFUCKAS CAUGHT A CLIP FROM G

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>walk into gym
SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

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>>40497926
>Fail to break new pr
>Walking out gym
>I know
>I know I've let you down
>I've been a fool to myself
>Choke the girl in the front desk

>>40490749
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40484596
>walk into gym
DIE FAHNE HOCH

>walk into gym
SHOUT OUT TO THAT MOTHERLAND
12 YEARS OLD WITH GUNS IN HAND

>>40498026
THOT THOT THOT

>>40492701
underrated post.

Walk Into Gym

>RULES OF NATURE

>>40484684
papyruse

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>juggle 150lbs dumbells into the gym
>DEATH RELEASE ME
>FREE ME FROM MY EARTHLY PAIN
>ODEN I ASK THEE PLEASE
>TAKE ME HOME

Fucking blood eagled my PR

>>40488050
My boi

>Benchpress
>IM A TRUMPSTER MOTHERFUCKER
>DU
DU
>DU
>DUDU
DU
>DU
DUDU
>DUDU

>>40495479
He obviously meant Jötunheimr, bro.

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>>40484596
>shuffle into the gym entrance

LAST I HEARD, YALL NIGGAZ WAS HAVIN' SEX WIT THE SAME SEX
I SHOW NO LOVE, TO HOMO THUGS
EMPTY OUT, RELOAD AND THROW MORE SLUGS
HOW YOU GON' EXPLAIN FUCKIN' A MAN?
EVEN IF WE SQUASHED THE BEEF, I AIN'T TOUCHIN' YA HAND.

>>40484609
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
IS IT LIKE THE OCEAN

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>walk into gym

*glass breaks*

Hold your ground!
When you're fighting those who fight
Death is waiting on the hill
No surrender, shoot to kill!
You have to
Hold your ground!
Kill the warrior in your sight
Death is waiting on the hill
No surrender, shoot to kill!

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>walk into gym
>all the single ladies
>all the single ladies
>all the single ladies
>all women zumba class

>>40501511
everytime i hear takyon i scream the lyrics as loud as i can and it sounds terrible

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>walk into gym
>WHITE, WHALE.
>HOLY, GRAIL.

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>walk into the gym
>THEYRE THE 189
>IN THE SERVICE OF HEAVEN,
>THEYRE PROTECTING THE HOLY LINE
>IT WAS FIFTEEN TWENTY SEVEN

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>>40484596
>walks into gym
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
>LIKE WE USE TOO!