Inside the disgusting life of the chocolate golem

>>40483724
>that vid
>that house
>that body

poor bastard is wasting away

the only thing he'll have left is his golem gut

>>40483724
>his teeth are so white they are almost transparent

why do americans do this to themselves?

>>40483724
What happened to his leg, why is it wrapped?

>>40484640
got hit by a car for like the 5th time

>>40484722
How do they not see him
You don't just see a hairless Bigfoot and think GEE IM SURE MY PRIUS CAN HANDLE THIS

now this is JUST

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>>40483724
>Nothing suspicious here officer

>>40483724
a true non-cookiecutter house

Why is he coughing so much?
His body must be completely failing.
Lennys gonna die.

>>40485128
>Lennys gonna die.
We are all gonna die.

Are his eyes yellow due to illness ?

>>40483724
Can I get some backstory on this Lenny guy?

>>40485266
He's the Tom Platz of abs

>>40485128
Lenny is going to live to 150.

And he's coughing because of the mold. Nothing to do with his own body. Just mold

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>40485066
So what's behind the fridge?

Jay Masters is the legit king of /fit/.

>>40483724
>house is a literal shithole
>calls it "low maintinence"

This guy needs help

>>40483724
Holy shit he fucking has no problem living like that.

Jesus, he's literally /fit/

>takes every supplement
>no light in bedroom because bro science test boost
>prefers trannies (not gay tho)
>thinks he's mired by any girl who is in the vicinity
>has a shit job to pay for a shit apartment
>lives off steak, eggs and milk
>takes injections but claims natty

Thank god the only thing /fit/ lacks is his confidence.

I don't know Jason seems more like /fit/
>autistic
>manlet

>>40485650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip6-1uhT1nU

Do you do haters reps /fit/? Does it help your GAINZ?

>>40485570
What's his job?

>>40485570
He claims natty?
No fucking way

First time ever watching this shit. I always expected Lenny to sound a lot stupider.

>>40485673
Hater reps are the shit.
Lou Ferrigno in Punping Iron.
>ARNAHLD!
>ARNAHLD!
>ARNAHLD!
Shits piss.

Lenny makes me sad, honestly. Its obvious he uses working out/bodybuilding as a coping mechanism/ form of denial for whatever the hell went wrong or is wrong with his life

>>40485650
>cheats on every single dumbbell rep
>has legs like tree trunks because he feel for the Squatz meme
Is he dare I say it ourguy?

>>40483724
I'm sitting in the gym during my break between sets and chocolate golem put my keks onto the top shelf. I have no idea why please make it stop oh god why

>>40485692
He's a cook at a hospital
Yes he handles food for sick people lol

>>40483724
This guy seems alright, what's the issue?

Leave Lenny alone. Direct your hate on m'lord

>>40485972
Jesus Christ. They should inspect your home if you serve food.

>>40483724
How the mighty have fallen

>>40483765
shut the fuck up cookie cutter

How does Jason even have big forearms and calves? He doesn't even workout

>>40483724
Whoa, they're coming out with even more Lenny videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ENExKaFNNA

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It looks like he has a big shit boiling in here

>>40486268
His grizzly bear forearms and man getter calves are the result of a shit load of dodgy prohormones, 10 years of lifting, and in the case of the man getter calves good genetics.

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>>40483724

>>40485233
Too much melotan.

>>40486306
The guy looks like a fucking caveman

>>40486268
>be Jason
>all you do is go to the gym
>first video in 2010 shows you struggling to get 3 reps at 225
>6 years later can barely get 9 reps at 225
Jesus Christ how does the happens?

why does he keep twitching his face

how can anybody live in a dump like that
fuck that's filthy

>>40486453
Lose all your will to live except for lifting. More than you already have.

>>40486389
He just goes to the gym to work out for like one set now.

Also, is Lenny right about Phenibut making it impossible to cum?

>>40485175
Wow great addition man, real fucking deep there, you must be so proud

>>40485356
Yes.. 'mold'..

>>40485767
Prolly raped as a little kiddy.. its always raped as a little kiddy..

>>40486301
Is he one of those deep water crustaceans?

Does the retard have a job or get aspie bucks?

man do i love lenny episodes. absolutely riveting. it's like i'm falling off a cliff and laughing on the way down. but i love the guy.

>>40485694
he does
but he was showing off his HGH and IGF in his fridge in one of these videos, so any doubt about his status has been 100% demolished

>>40485694
>>40486795
hes never claimed hes natty ever

>>40485440
Jay benching 500 raw was fucking nice. as fun as this Lenny saga has been, I really do want to see more of Jay lifting.

>>40485570
He doesn't claim natty, but he doesn't attribute his infamous gut to the HGH

>>40486829
>>40486889
He claimed natty multiple times in his first appearances. His philosophy now seems to be, "If your body makes it naturally then it's not a big deal." But yes he certainly tore into drug users and frauds way back.

>>40486829
He pretends some drugs don't count while speaking in the same vein

>>40486262

this

I remember when /fit/ wasn't full of a bunch of namby-pamby cookie cutter faggots. Fucking pathetic.

He needs like, meters of intestines removed

so many drug addicted, porn watching, starbucks buying, cookie cutter fucks in this thread

he looks like a reverse turtle

>>40483724
I want to feel bad for him, but Leonard seems to be totally okay with his life and himself. So fuck it.

>>40485266
Jay Cutler bows to him

>>40486301
fuck i bet scientists are just waiting to dissect him

Jason is definitely off but I can't help but love the guy. Glad to see he's doing well. Keeping it pissening as usual

>>40487447

https://youtu.be/vPAl1UBXoUM?t=229

His piss doesn't kill ants. It FEEDS them. What supplements do that?

I seriously wonder how the fuck that place was never condemned. Mold in Florida is common as shit and most houses will have a little bit, but that place is clearly toxic and can't be legal to rent out

>>40487554
untreated T2 diabetes

>>40483724
>that bathroom

>>40487554
He has reptilian looking eyes.

>>40485233
>>40486314
he actually has jaundice, thats why his skin and eyes are yellowish, that melotan II supplement he took actually wore off within 2 months

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What is it about the Delaray Misfits that is enjoyable for people to watch? Everyone in that gym seems dumb, autistic, or simply disabled.

Is it just for the spectacle of it? Is it to remind yourselves that at least you're not that retarded? Give me a quick rundown please.

>>40485429
The other side leads to another rental room its very common in florida.

>>40487774
Just a chill vibe.
Its weirdly relaxing.

>>40486549
>>40485767

No, his dad had big expectations for him and he never lived up to them. He goes in detail in one of the recent videos but it's sad.

>>40487774
The ments.

http://genovapedia.org/

Genovapedia is outdated now but is still the best source of ments and info

>>40486392
THIS

This man is a walking mystery

>why is his gut so big?
>why does his brain seem like it's pudding?
>why does he twitch his mouth all the time?

>>40485266
In contact with Rich Piana
Master of the stomach vacuum
Anti-cookie lobbyist

>>40487356
Ignorance truly is bliss.

>>40484785
kek

>>40485767
Literally true for every bodybuilder tho

>>40487396
Along with Mel Chancey

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>>40483724

This man has legitimate mental issues.

This is a true testament to the success of the American system. If a man with an IQ approaching room temperature can sustain himself or even thrive in this system, it begs the question "What's your excuse?"

That rodent nose curl and eyebrow shrug portends obvious neurological issues.

How this fuck can shoot himself with roids and not induce a full body staphylococcus infection is beyond me.

>>40487554
diabetes makes your piss sweet

>>40485972
maybe that's why they are sick

>>40483724

How old is Lenny ?

>>40485429
just a room but his fridge is full of slin and GHRPs

>>40483724
>constantly talk shit about degenerate liberals, fags, spics, muslims, etc.
>advocate the nuclear family, traditional roles, christian values, trump, etc.
>live in conditions that would make a rat blush and blow all your money on roids while having no wife and no kids and gobbling down black tranny dick every weekend
Jay remains the only likeable misfit.

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>>40491399
Jay is what Lenny would be if he was a trucker and stayed a powerlifter

>>40491491
What I meant is that Jay seems honest and unconcerned about putting up a front. Lenny is just a delusional, hypocritical loon. Then again, he probably has some serious mental dysfunction(s.)

>>40491399
cookie cutter detected

Lenny is a recovering porn addict. That's why he doesn't have a car, smartphone, or computer. Can't be a cookie cutter like Dale "Chuckee Cheese" Chance.

>all these namby-pamby, tattoo-having, tobacoo-chewing cookie cutters in these thread

baka sure is dale chance in here

This is old

how does one get this fucked up

>>40491806
Be a freak, not a cookie cutter porn addict.

>>40489780
>What's your excuse
Uhpreshn

>>40491806
by not being a cookie cutter. if lenny is one thing he's the most genuine man on the planet

>>40489780
>portends

nice word, would be even nicer if you used it correctly

dumb mfer

>>40491853
>if lenny is one thing he's the most genuine man on the planet
see >>40491399, lenny is one big bundle of neurotic hypocrisy

>>40483765
t. Jay Cutler

>>40491883
t. dale chance

So, how about that Jennifer.

http://www.fitmisc.net/forum/showthread.php?115189-Jennifer-delray-misfits-Fine-MILF&s=195e14f238141a2e333bb3400249b65e

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Blaha may be a CIA assassin but I think Lenny is the butcher of Anderson station

>>40487774
>Everyone in that gym seems dumb, autistic, or simply disabled.

You said it yourself. Quality entertainment. You need to understand the characters to enjoy the ments.

can I get a quick rundown on the lenny v dale saga

>>40492000
Andrew and Brad are about the only normal ones. Mark too.

Andrew is pretty much the audience that genuinely likes Jason, and Brad is the audience's thoughts. Without them I think the show would be unwatchable.

Even someone like Gahlic knats seems normal in comparison to Lenny and Jason even though he isn't.

That twitchy rat face. It spazzening.

>>40483724

Dude looks like one of the Californian raisins

>>40488274
Who created genovapedia? Why? Where are they now?

>>40492731
No one knows. A vagabond, a nomad, finding where they are needed, never second guessing themselves, never staying for the limelight.

An real human bean.

>>40492731
irishbrah iirc

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>>40485767
>he uses working out/bodybuilding as a coping mechanism/ form of denial for whatever the hell went wrong or is wrong with his life

Don't we all?

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>>40493371
h-haha no I hear some complete losers are so bad they even resort to steroids for that reason
n-not me though ha...

>>40483724
Does he have some kind of tourettes? his nose and his eyebrows are twitching all the time..maybe it's because of the smell

Delray misfits is the only reality tv I watch and I'm wishing Lenny all the best

>>40493907
He's severely retarded in the literal sense of the word

Who cares

>>40494021
t. dale chance

who is your christina broccolini, /fit/ ?

>>40491085
46

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>>40494055
Ariel Winter. I just want to have hot rough sex with her everyday and eat that fat ass.

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>>40494055
rachel

>>40494138
She's so FUCKING thicc. My friends used to say I was crazy when I thought she was kind of hot on modern family, even in her sweaters. Hot damn

My apartment looks exactly like his (minus the literal shit on the floor).
You wanna know why? Because Lenny and I are lazy fucks.
We are lazy by nature and not by choice and there is a huge difference.
Many people think we are like this because we hope other people will do shit for us if we don't do it.
But thats wrong. We can't help it. It's in our blood.
You can see that Lenny is ashamed when the cleaning ladies clean up, if he would be lazy by choice he would probably snicker about it.
Another example:
I work in an office and a few days ago i was reaching for my cup of coffee only to find it empty.
Instead of getting up to get new coffee, i just sighed and mumbled "meh, empty..." into myself.
A coworker overheard that, got up and brought me a new cup because he is a nice guy and thinks that i am lazy by choice.
What he doesn't know is, he is actually hurting my feelings by getting me coffee, because i was ashamed.
Instead of just getting me coffee, he should also apologize in doing so.

I hope that cleared everything up.

>>40485673
What the fuck did his mother drink while she was pregnant with this nimrod?

>>40494753
Bleach

>>40483724
The fucking cameraman sounds like the dude from "Facial Abuse"

>>40492251
Chuck too. I liked Chuck a lot.

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>Leonard thinks he will live to be 150 years old because his organs have adapted to a 450lb man and he is 350lbs

>>40494859
Lenny doesn't operate on your cookie cutter logic.

>>40494859
reminder that bill gates wants to kill half of the world populations and that cookie cutter scientists are lying to you

>>40485440 fuckin' a

>>40483724

>unware faggots hating on Lenny

He's actually a cool and nice dude who obviously knows he's not lived up to his expectations. We love him though.

>>40494055
Taylor Swift

So we all fucking hate Jason now right? He's such a waste of fucking oxygen at this point and he's rarely ment worthy anymore. That chiropractor video was funny as fuck though.

>>40495109
>So we all fucking hate Jason now right?

I posted a shitload on /fit/ from fall 2012 to spring 2014 and /fit/ shit on jason back then, just now coming back. did /fit/ ever like him? he's always been a POS, he's not as dumb as he makes himself out to be

>>40485356
God broke the mold when He made Lenny

>>40486389

For a time he was actually pretty strong and could bench 350.

It's completley pissening at the moment because janoy is "cutting" for the Ruby but fails to realise he's lost 90% of what muscle he had. If he had cut down properly for the Ruby 2 years ago he'd have been decent for the first and only time in his life.

Jason's done, literally proof that some people will never make it.

>>40495149
jason has a rich family that gifted him a condo and he just lives free and has no responsibilities. he is functionally a NEET

>>40487774

That's exactly it. The golden age of Misfits is over though since the gym closed. Now we get videos with just Brad, Lenny, Andrew and Jason. With the occasional real episode every 5 months or so.

piss.

>>40495117
>did /fit/ ever like him?

He was almost endearing in a chris-chan kind of way, but recently he's just become a fucking nuisance.

Does anyone remember the episode of the Misfits where Jason goes completely full retard and starts calling Brad a bunch of retarded names like "piehole" while laughing like an actual retard?

Also the one where Jason loses his shit with Brad and charges at him like a baby rhino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MABsIB2mOno

First one is similar to the autism meltdown in this video.

>>40485329
Can someone explain me the origin of this meme?

>>40483724
Why does he keep going on about Hatians? And how can he keep talking shit when he lives like that?

>>40495215
hahahaa I believe it, seems like an exhausting person to be around


>>40495268
tom platz has massive legs

lenny has massive abs

that's really it

>>40495117

He's always been a guy you love to hate and hate to love at the same time. But recently he's just become an annoying prick.

He actually thinks he's had a career in bodybuilding and his ego has gone through the roof despite him looking the worst he's ever looked. He actually thinks he's going to retire from bodybuilding and become an actor in hollywood now.

>>40495309
good point. seems like his new haircut is getting to his head

>>40487554
>takes an hour to eat
>thinks living in a pig sty is good for him, because it's motivating, and not cleaning lets him sleep and eat more
>piss is so fucked up that ants actually swarm around it
>doesn't want to put on his seatbelt because he's worried the pressure will make him puke

There is a point at which you need to fucking stop, and he's way past it.

>>40488274
So is this guy the /fit/ version of Chris-chan? Minus the cross-dressing?

>>40495598
genova is more of a misc character

he's also not as autistic as chris chan

in all the videos lenny never asked for his place to be cleaned. you can see him cowering behind the fence like a little boy. he wants the gh boost and the extra sleep and would rather spend that money on a few good trannies before he dies in 6 months. why the fuck would you buy him a new toaster?

and fuck all the cookie cutters in this thread

>>40495277
Thank you good sir

>>40495598
Nothing is comparable to Chris, but yeah, he's just a bodybuilding lolcow.

His ''fans'' support him just for the sake of seeing his dumb ass get into shenanigans.

>>40495606
>>40495627
Well of course I didn't mean he's QUITE as bad as Chris, as at least he seems to have a regular social circle and some idea of how to interact with other human beings, but I definitely got the same sort of delusional autist vibes that CWC gives off.

>>40483724

I felt bad for Lenny when I saw his home. He's always upbeat and tries to cheer other people up when he can. Then when people donate money to help him clean his house, he's concerned about wasting viewer's money. God bless you fat fucking Lenny.

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>>40491491
>Down slow. Yeah, slow, like you. You should know slow

That quote slays me everytime. Savage.

>>40491085
Forever 18

>>40494829
Look at the tattoos, its him

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jesus christ this fucking thread

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>>40494704
NOT ENTIRELY SURE GONNA NEED SOME EXTRA CLARIFICATION

Can someone give me a rundown on chris chan? Never heard of the dude but a few of you mentioned him and now im interested

>>40496183
look him/her up dude. words dont do it justice, but you WILL NOT be disappointed

>>40495697
>he's not dorian yates, he's dorian gray
Daily reminder that lenny is smarter than he acts

>>40491399
t. J.J. Twatt

>>40491399
says the cookie cutter commie coward

>>40491923
man she looks much better with tight clothing on

>>40485066
>100% natty

>>40485175
fuck off lebbit XDDD

no really fuck off

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>>40496183
Lurk more.

I've been browsing /fit/ for about 2 years now and didn't know this guy had a youtube series with his friends.

He seems....like a pretty sweet guy,

Jesus this dudes place is a fucking mess, made me depressed just watching the first 30 seconds of him stepping into the place. Then Brad or whatever that dickheads name is just shitting all over him. What an existence.

>>40496645
I watched some more episodes after that. They got some people to clean his house then took him to Target to get some things he actually needs, then tell him to throw a bunch of the old shit out. He still refuses to use the toilet because it's "cookie cutter", though.

>>40487447
lmao

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2006

>>40497917
he looked good but you can already see that gut coming in