ITT: Things that fatties say

>>40474375
>powerlifting total
>wilks score
>5/3/1
>knee wraps

I can't fucking stand when fatties complain that dieting and exercise don't keep weight off in the long run

If they actually kept up the discipline it would of course work, but God fucking knows that's too hard

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>>40474398

kek

>inb4 mad fatty "powerlifters"

Seriously, whats the fucking point of weighing a metric ton just to lift shit?

>No

When a fatty turns me down it fucking infuriates me. It's like you go up to some starving dog, a dog that is the scum of the earth filled with ticks and diseases, and you offer it a prime rib. Instead of wagging it's tail in delight and thanking you for your compassion, it barks in anger as if it's good enough to have standards. How the fuck does some obese whore think she has the right to turn down someone who is better than them in everyway? The irony is that the only think stopping me from raping the stupid bitch is that men like myself had the compassion to give her legal rights - the same compassion that she seems disgusted by. Fatties should not have sexual choice since, by definition, they are failed humans incapable of attracting someone of their standards. If I want to fuck a fat girl she should be glad I've given her the opportunity, if she's not then she should be made to enjoy it.

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>>40474470

>>40474398

>total
Okay I'll give you that

>wilks
What fat powerlifters complain about the most, actually.

>5/3/1
Almost everyone in /plg/ will say that program is dogshit.

>knee wraps
Anybody who isn't Isley in /plg/ doesn't give a shit about knee wraps.

>>40474455
That's a bit of an extreme example in pic, to be fair.

But who the fuck cares? It's their goal to lift ungodly amounts of weight. No one is putting a gun to anyone's head and saying "Eat 8000 cal a day, cycle like crazy, and lift for a living"

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>>40474470
lmao

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>>40474470
>mfw i got to see the next eliot roger post before he an hero'd

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>>40474470
You ah, going to be okay anon?

>>40474375

>I don't cut
>Im just bulking
>Im just dirty bulking
>Gomad
>my gut is purely genetics
*muffled twinke rapper in distance*
>I drink soda
>I don't get good sleep
>I just have thick ribs
>It's because my hips are wide

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>>40474551

What's up with this guy, why is his picture everywhere? He died? Was he a /fit/izen or something?

>>40474470
>getting rejected by fatties
Then what does that make you?

>>40474574
please don't joke about this, baitposter

>>40474574
To many, he was a man. To me, he was...more...

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>>40474592

It's not bait, I legitimately don't know who he is. His name is zzjay apparently. That's all I know other than people posting his picture around.

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>>40474470

Really makes me ponder as to what OP actually looks like to get rejected by a fatty.

>>40474375
MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT

>>40474375
>no i actually prefer the taste of diet coke. regular coke is too sweet
>:proceeds to eat 700 kcal worth of sugary chocolate dessert
Fatties are the fucking worst. It's why i have no problem with calling them lazy and uninformed to their face

>>40474855

Or the people who say

>"I'm over 200 lbs but I'm not fat, it's mostly muscle"

when it's pretty clear they never bulked or lifted weights in their life

>>40474470
>Ever asking a fatty out in the first place.

Too pathetic for a real response.

>>40476099
>he doesn't go hogging on occasion to get side strange

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>>40474398
Good one, mate.

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>>40474541
Kek

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>>40474470

>>40474513
Is 5/3/1 really not that good? It's such a huge name in the strength training world but everyone I've talked to says doing each lift once a week is fucking retarded.

>>40474470
you got rejected by a fatty, your probably dyel, ugly as sin, or an autist. For sure an autist but I wonder with what combo with the other two?

>>40476254

It's a pretty damn good program for the average person who wants to get bigger and stronger.

It's notably not intended as a powerlifting program, having been written as a "remember when training was simple and fun?" thing by a guy who'd just burned out and quit powerlifting. Most of the arguments against it are irrelevant if you're not a powerlifter.

>>40476254
I've made a really good progress, but eventually hit a wall with squats. Would recommend, though

>>40474375
"Hi, I am Amy Schumer"

>>40474375
Obsese people do have hormonal problems, but it's not genetic rather self inflicted.

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>>40474470