*Blocks your path to the bench*

>>40469871
> play some Bollywood music on my phone
> they all start dancing

Walk around them.

>>40469922
They're clearly south indian, bollywood music would be ineffective.

>>40469871
Me on the left

>>40469871
>spread asshole
>let them use me as a key holder
>or for man pounding

Wh... Th...

>indians
at a mere 5'10, I tower above them

>>40469871
i tell them the designated shitting street is the next block over

>>40469871

"Hey bros, wheres the best chicken 65 in town located?"

This scene is balls out hilarious and I love it, but it was upsetting at the end when the protagonist(the hero), who is clearly in shape, but not on these dudes' level by any means, beats out the big guy for a bodybuilding trophy in the end of the move.

That was too far.

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>>40469871

Offer them some fresh poo from the nearby loo

Looking good fellas.

*Continue to the bench and proceed to lift*

>>40469871
Proof south indians are best indians
All rest of india are weak dumb farmers

>>40469999
lol. fuckin' chicken65

>>40470009

>the protagonist(the hero),

Tell them my laptop has a virus and I need help removing it.

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>>40469946
Pajeet detected