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>Me and my manlet gymbro hit the gym last night
>after the warmup we're heading to the squatrack
>and right outta nowhere, SHE comes in
>6'1 dark hair, just like mathilda from leon. shorts showing ass
>looks like my ex
>wouldfuckingbang.png
>she decides to stand next to us to do some gay ass nigga squats with that cushin shit on your back
>she moans like a lioness in heat
>i'm already doing the second rep
>she starts to moan and sweat even more
>the air smells like sex
>can't fucking concentrate because dick gets hard
>can't stop looking at her ass while she squats in the mirror
>This gains goblin wants to ruin my fucking workout
>finish set and go to another part of the gym
>start doing sumos with gymbro
>this amazonian she-devil comes over and bends down to pick up some weights from our area
>penis starts to rub against the bar while i sumo
>i decide to turn around and finish my reps
>we decide to go to do some cardio to cool off
>as we approach the cardio bunny zone, this she-hulk is running on the tread
>my fucking bike that i always do my cardio is taken by some 30 year old balding manlet
>the only bike left in the zone is the one behind her
>her ass jiggles like tits from dead or alive
>sweat drips from her on the tread
>i can smell the pussy
>i decide to hit the tread in the corner of the cardio zone just not to see her
>as i start to do the shittiest and most boring activity at the gym which is running the she devil again huffs and puffs
>fuck this and fuck that
>i get off the fucking tread and go to the locker
>have to wait for my bro 30 minutes before he finishes
>i sit there still thinking of her ass and wondering if it is creepy to ask hoes at the gym
>the gains goblin has won this time

fucking new years people, this gym was free of females that could steal my gains, now this happens.
WOMEN SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN GYMS
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This woman's legs have passed being aesthetic
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>>40466476
you are insane, her legs are amazing
imagine the force she fucks you with
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>>40466476

how do i unto mare mode?
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>>40466484
She was on "some pills" to get that big. Lady_sport mfc.
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>>40466534
NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK
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>>40466495
you fuck a centaur
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>>40466476

looks pretty fucking great to me
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>>40466446
shut up and lift faggot.
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>>40466564
*Tranny lover alert*
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>>40466446
brrrrrrrrrrrraaaap
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>>40466446
you are an enormous faggot, end yourself already and help clean the homosexuality from this christian earth nigger.
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>>40466446
that was quite cringey to read to be honest...
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>>40468255
because you felt scared or offended by a literal test booster, should have used it for your motivation and not for faggotry, fag.
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>>40466446
mummy pls
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>be me
>be in office with four other people, one of who is black
>personal phone rings
>pick it up whilst saying "who is this nigger"
>said it quite enough for it to have been ambiguous.
>nobody acknowledges it
>pretty sure everybody heard
>leave five minutes later
>work out
>struggling for motivation
>can't manage five pull ups

Can't stop thinking about it, if I get reported I'm probably sacked. It's a well paid job. Been thinking up excuses since.
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>>40466534
What pills? Want my gf to get aesthetic like that
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>>40469083
She didn't specify.
https://vid.me/y0MA
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>>40469228
>https://vid.me/y0MA
she hot af
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>>40469228
Probs just anavar
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>>40469851
That's not test derivative steroid, that's dht derivative. That can give her a deeper voice?
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>>40469228
damn, that test is really fucking her voice up.
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>>40468973
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>>40469228
>I understand you guys how you feel
>This feeling is awful

I don't think she does
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>>40466446
well i have told a gains goblin before to fuck off. her name is michelle and shes a nurse in training, 19 y/o. Shes also quite stupid.

I'm not even that autistic btw
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>>40466446
>be squatting with gf
>showing me up because still smoked like a pussy
>hard to focus since getting aggro
>relax
>look forward, ginger 5/10 big tits rearranging top
>makes direct eye contact
>damn it
>look down, fucking up form so look forward again
>talking to her friend
>distracted, gf asks; tell her goblin thinks I'm eye fucking her, laughs
>probably nothing, face other direction during her set
>second set
>cups tits a few times and makes eye contact for a second at most
>not bad
>her turn, face away again
>third set, stretches extensively with friend; bending over at 3 different angles
>kek
>is so bad at being coy gf notices
>called it
>goblin gets embarrassed and leaves
>proceeds to thirst from across room

I'm a 6/10, and my gf's tits are bigger. No idea why she was so thirsty; started feeling bad because I figured it was just the couple dynamic that got to her.
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>>40466446
>>40471085
poorly redacted, too long shitty stories.

>>40468973
>american problems
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>>40466446
Looked better when she was a camwhore. She's taken it too far.
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>>40467925
>Can't work out because a girl gives him a publicly chubby
>"You're a faggot!"

Makes sense.
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