Public gyms are nightmares

>>40466315
5mph is a pretty fast walking speed tbqh familam

>>40466351
It's a brisk walk! Reeeee!

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>be publicgymfag
>11AM Tuesday morning
>walk in
>gym totally full
>fucking line for everything
>everyone is just walking around in circles pretending to be resting, in reality just scavenging to find an available machine to workout on
>find an open machine
>run at it like a fucking cheetah
>hear a shriek from the other end of the gym
>"excuse me, we're using that, sorry"
>fucking personal trainer doing some multi-machine workout with some newfag
>go and try to use another one
>some bald roided up faggot runs up to me like he's trying to catch the fucking bus
>"hey bro lemme get one more set I was just finishing up"
>ends up using it for like 15 more minutes
>go home and kill myself

Fuck I wish I had a home gym

>>40466315
>enter gym and go to squat racks
>40kg on the rack with another 60kg barbell resting on the safety rails of the same rack
>there's 6 racks total in the space and this is what i walk into

>>40466315
>go to gym at 2am
max autismo detected
Just wear fucking headphones

>>40466488
>go to gym early
>already packed with people
>need to use power racks but they're busy AF
>don't want to work in because the people using them are out of my league in terms of their weight

>>40466315
>go to gym
>even when busy things are still quiet
>always plenty of equipment for everyone
>finish my workout in the appropriate timespan
>leave happy and swole

Yall have shit gyms

>>40466315
You should have sucked each other off :3

For everything bad people say about planet fatness I've had a good experience there. All the zones are available even at 8am. They have an over abundance of gear so you are never short.

>>40466315
I wish there was a gym here that has opened 24hours. The best I can get is 0830 - 2200 and I have to go to work at 0650.

>go to gym
>Busier than January WTF

Also
>Guy does a few reps of bench press
>doesnt re-rack weights
>goes and does deadlift
>doesn't rerackweights
>Goes to DIFFERENT bench
>doesnt rerack weights
>Gets Another bar and loads for squat
>3 reps
>DOESN'T RERACK WEIGHTS
> pulls box over to power cage and does a few box jumps
>Does a few pullups
>Does a few kettlebellswings in front of mirror.
>GOES TO A DIFFERENT POWER CAGE AND DOES Some terrible cleans from the safety bars.
>DOESN'T RERACK WEIGHT.

What the actual fuck guys.

>>40466315
Reddit r/fitness/ has a thing called Rant Wednesdays where people come to bitch about random gym stuff.

However, 4chan /fit/ people tend to rant and bitch about everything EVERY FUCKING DAY.

>>40468760
>>>/reddit/

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>Go to gym
>Chads chatting up Stacies
>Stacies flirting with Chads
>Some Stacies lift more than me
>Stare into nothingness while resting

Why even try

>>40466315
Why is a single guy on a treadmill bothering you?

>Busy af in the gym
>Need to use bench press but guy is using it
>Guy walks off but leaves towel and weights etc on the bench
>I wait until he's coming back to ask if I can work in
>He never comes back

When is the cutoff time for when I can just throw off his towel and use the bench?

>>40467196
This. My usual gym is la fitness and it's ALWAYS crowded af. Out of town for work and there's no la fitness here. Pf is cheapest for a temp gym. Rarely have to wait for anything and it's only 20 a month to get all the extra shit. Thinking about switching to it when I get back home but the one in my main city is kinda far.

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>tiny gym
>one bench
>two teenage bros are sitting on it chatting about urban youth sports
>they do one set every 5 minutes
>they finally drift away somewhere else to chat
>don't rerack any of the weights

>>40468792
Cause why not. It's not like have anything better to do fuck it.

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>need to squat but couple hogging the only two squat racks in the gym
>they do some retarded combination of jump rope, kettle ball, sit ups, squats, and using the phone
>been over an hour and they still havent left
>end up using the leg press and went home

>all these anons with crowded gyms

Sounds fucking horrible. Even at a "busy" time in my small gym everybody seems to be on a different routine and I rarely have to wait for something to open up.

>go into garage gym to start workout
>notice mum has opened the garage door and not swept the leaves n dust back out.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>40470545
>dad programs garage door remote
>always opens it when cute girl is walking her dog
>"haha whoops son, accidentally sat on it"
>does it for two months straight

>>40466315
> joined xfit gym
>open gym is 30/mo
>everyone is a social bunny
>tired being social
>got tried of trying
>never talk to anyone
>just wave at the owner whenever I see him
>it's cool I guess

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> hey nice anime wallpaper anon i watch anime too, shit like naruto, what anime is that from?

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>yo my nigga, is that the theme to samurai flamenco?

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>mfw i work out at home and won't have to deal with these feels

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>>40470664
>>40470649

>>40470591
Bro dad

I want to join a gymnasium but I don't know anything about exercise.

I'm only interested in weightlifting right now so how do I into it? Can I print out some lifting diagrams?

I thought the workers would help but I went to my local gym and that costs extra.

>>40470664
>I'll do everything your wife would do for you
>Is this what love is?