What do you lift for?

Myself because I'm not some people-pleasing cuck.

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>>40463934

Other people because I'm not some self obsessed cuck.

girls

>>40463934
To make fat fucks feel even worse about themselves

>>40463934
because FUCK gravity

>>40463934
I dont know the why of my lifts I just know I do.

>>40463934
Damn those are some fine bitches, it's too bad they'll turn into saggy skinny fat whores in 5 years because they don't take care of their bodies.

>>40463934

I lift for monster girls mostly. One of these days I'll visit /x/ to learn how to summon a succubus for real.

I'm lifting the pain away...

>>40463934
1==3>>>>>>>>>>>2

>>40463934
Fuck, kill, marry

Myself because I'm vain and I also want to stay beautiful and healthy for as long as humanly possible.

I'm in the army combat medic course and I lift to make sure I have strength to carry a litter far distances. I don't want a man to die because I couldn't get him to the bird in time

me because certain things about my body piss me off and that gives me motivation.

also, girls obviously.

this is a pretty stupid thread.

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>>40464085

> I know, I know I've let you down
> I've been a fool to myself
> I thought that I could
> Lift for no one else

>>40464041
>>40464041
The correct aswer is marry, kill, fuck.

>>40463934
I lift to look better than my friends and to make their wives look at me. Also because I want to look good.

>>40464034
1 is quite a bit better than 3, look at the faces

but yeah 2 is leagues below them

>>40464200
this

>>40464041
This

>>40464226

I'd like to see 1 and 3 with normal expressions on their face cos they both look a bit weird.

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So that I can have sex with women because I am a heterosexual male, thus completing my duty and reaffirming my self-confidence as a member of the human species. I feel nothing for them though, I aspire to be Bateman mode

god damn girls today are made for breeding

>>40464247
Bateman mode because I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

>>40464226
1's tits are fake, im not gonna marry that

>>40464299
huh i think you're right

why would an already attractive young girl do that?

For white pride and for white power

>>40463934
Exercise

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>>40464306
same

>>40464318
> American flag

what did he mean by this.

The off chance it will boost my self-esteem just above crushingly low so I can tolerate looking at myself in the mirror longer than 5 seconds.

>>40464305
may have had mosquito bites before, who knows

plus a lot of women are insecure as fuck

Someone who I liked called me revolting and gag-worthy
So out of shame, mostly

>>40464306
+1

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>>40463934

>>40464385
Fuck that bitch. Lift for you bro.

I have nothing else going for me and hoping a better appearance can get me a man with $$.

Long-term, so I can finally nut up and enlist like every other man in my family, has done before me. Right now so in a year when I've dropped some weight and hopefully put on some muscle I can tell the bitch who turned me down to go kick rocks.

>>40463934
To be desired by women. I want women to think about me non stop and buy me things. Do i have a problem? How can i get this in 4 months?

>>40463934
Seeing my weights go up gives me a sense of progress in this world where 'success' seems to be random and predetermined

>>40464517
L OO

N L DDD L

N N N N LL LOO LLLL

D O D D

L O D D D

LO LLOLL ODDDDDDDDLOD

>>40464385
shame is on the same coin as pride breh.

>>40463934
For muscles

>>40464622
catch you on the flip side.

>>40464583
Oh man, when you hit the wall in two years you are gonna have a bad time.

>>40464660
how do you beat wall

To secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

>>40463934
I went through a disease process that almost cost me my life, how could I not reach towards my full potential after something like that.

A working human body is a gift. Do not squander it.

I got sick of being weak, that's all. I got sick of seeing my brother and movers and people like that lifting shit with ease that I'd look like an idiot trying to pick up.

I never want to feel like I'm struggling ever again. I might remain a fat fuck because I have no self control with food but I don't want to feel the weakness shame again.

Also girls.

>>40464247
>I aspire to be a murderer that feels no emotion or empathy and can only process anger and disgust and lives out a life with no joy
Did you even watch the movie/read the book

To become a vigilante and make my last years on this earth worth something while also satisfying dangerous thrill seeking

To secure the existence of our people and a future for brown children

>>40464713
some people just don't recognize satire when they see it, anon

to shoot my cum into fertile cockgoddesses

>>40463934
Christ and myself.

Myself only, i dont owe shit to any girl. I don't see myself in a serious relationship, girls are whores and use people.

>>40464671
13/14

>"I lift so I can become a vigilante"
Lmfao what the fuck? You're going to need a start developing a skill set and stop developing your triceps.

>>40464696
loo ur gay

Really let myself go in my twenties: drank lots beer, was athletic but stopped lifting/cardio for years, generally didn't care about aesthetics and worried too much about party/pussy.

Fast forward, now I lift almost everyday. I do not lift one-dimensionally. I lift for asthetics, for my posture and strict form and focus. I lift for personal gain and health, I lift to push myself and reach full potentially, I lift to get a nice piece of candy, hopefully, or any candy, I lift to prove persistence pays over time. Don't be narrow minded and simply lift for one outcome in particular, or do, but you'll have other dimensions hit you square on head which is good thing.

To have a better physical advantage over other men. I've never lost a fight and I've been in a few. I can only imagine it being the biggest blow to your pride losing infront of a crowd of people and them all pointing and laughing. Yet there was nothing you can do about it and the next day its on youtube and all your friends are trying to punk you and crack jokes about it for a few weeks. And all you can do is sit there thinking "well he was the better man" because lets be honest how much money you make isnt nothing and doesnt define you as a man but pure brute strength and fighting capabilities do.

Myself. Because if I don't then my manic depression spirals out of control. I don't care if I hurt myself during depression, but if I hurt someone else during a manic phase I'll probably have to kill myself.

>>40463934
hate my body

What is it with South American girls and those really spread out tits? I mean they look great but it's always weirded me out how their tits are so much farther apart than European girls.

Tomi Lahren

>>40464999
I wish an angry version of Tomi Lahren could just fucking chew me out while I lift. She's so fucking hot when she goes full bitch mode

Starting to lift because of this girl on my school's rowing team. I feel disgusted at myself when she looks at me like an innocent puppy dog and not a real man. Like I'm getting attention because she feels sorry for me or something. Thats How I feel. It is the worst feeling ever. Also hoping it will help me overcome my extreme shyness.

>>40464318
fucking nice sandals, face and job

>>40465004
stop watching porn

mai waifu Mishima Yukio

>>40464085
That's actually pretty noble my man, hope you never fail your comrades.

>>40465008
Lifting is good, but font forget to work on your character.
Be a man on the inside.

>>40463950
O V E R C O M P E N S A T I N G

>>40463934
>he lifts for those dull random 3D sluts

>>40464744
ease off the comic books dude

>>40463934
the bros on the 'ch0n

>>40464306
>white pride
>white power

What did he mean by this?

>>40465044
>nice face
>nice
>face

>>40463934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsWpFgIgYT4&t=17s


for the upcoming race war

>>40464337
i could live in front of a mirror, for me its more looking at other people.

>>40464920
shoo, back to the dark ages with you

>>40465449
He means niggers get out

>>40463934
Look at those hideous Staceys smiling and thinking they're something

Who do they think they are?

What have they accomplished? What will they accomplish? Nothing

>>40465570
>Fedora.docx

>>40465584
>NormieScum.sln

>>40465570
What have YOU accomplished?

>>40465654
I won't bother listing it because when accomplishments are listed out in writing in response to someone asking, even if you write "I'm a millionaire" they will either not believe you or say "Who cares faggot"

But I can assure you more than those girls.

>>40463934
Right now, I'm going 5 days a week for the next two months to get as fit as possible for a wedding in 2 months where I plan to ask out one of the bride's maids.

>>40465686
Seeing how mad you are about a picture of 3 random girls smiling makes me think your list isn't very long.

>>40465709
My list is long in some areas and nonexistent in social areas.

To be the biggest dude in the room so I don't have to deal with douches who who constantly eyeballs dudes looking for fights when I'm having a few beers,

When I feel like throat punching someone repeatedly but don't want to get arrested for assault because of it so I take it out on weights,

And lastly, because let's be honest, everyone loves seeing themselves with a super sayain pump afterwards, ehuehue

>>40465473

Holy shit that was hilarious.

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>>40465506

mfw

>>40464920
So your entire self esteem rests on the precipice of victory in hand-to-hand combat?
Bro, that's a pretty big way to fall.

A bigger, better ass and stronger thighs. I also want to be stronger. I want to be able to do things average women cant do, and trigger fat sjws just by existing.

>>40464920
I feel you.

That is a natural and noble reason.

Because video games suck ass now. At least the slow grind of lifting produces tangible results.

>>40464839
ree, fucking normies, etc etc...

I lift hoping getting in shape will make up for my insecurities I would also like to have sex with a women thats better than the 4/10s I usually get

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The classic revenge of the nerd case.

After being a skelly dork all throughout high school I wasn't sure why I couldn't get with girls and the "be muhself" meme wasn't working out.
My best friend got into it and I followed him. Felt better and more confident after seeing results. Moved away and now I feel like I'd let him down if I stopped. Plus it gives me somewhat of a superiority complex but I like it, it keeps me from settling and drives me to find something better.

TLDR: myself

>>40464833
Who says I'm not? I'm not stupid enough to think that a 500 lb squat will allow me to give a beat down to some punk on the street, but fitness is undoubtedly useful for this path.

>>40465355
I know it's a pretty fantastical goal, but it's my goal nonetheless. Keeping such a plan in mind let's me push past the low points in life and keep moving forward with my studies and training.

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Jenny.

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>>40463934
I lift because my feels are heavy, and require great strength to be carried.

>>40466421
>he doesn't the heads of people he's fighting using HIP DRAHV alone
confirmed never going to make it

>>40463934
Boredom and quality of life

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>>40463934
Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam
Trump
Myself

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Who /kpop/

Freedom

To get abs and a skinnier face. That's literally it

I lift so I can respect myself

So I can stick my bbc into more white grills.

>>40464085
you're a good lad. Do a lot of farmers walks?

>>40466607
Fucking autistic yellow monkeys

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>>40463934
The impending crusade

Started lifting because I had nothing to do. It started to add some structure to my life. Seeing people who were significantly bigger than me, had hot girlfriends, and drove nice cars to the gym motivated me to stop being a NEET. So I got a job and lifted in my free time. I made progress and was tired of having /nofriends/ so I started to reach out to old friends and would go out and make new ones. Then I was tired of seeing everyone else banging girls while I was living on the high of banging 3 girls at age 17 and nothing after that, so after making some gains, getting my style together and getting a job and some friends I started to meet girls from Tinder. Banged a few, then met a real qtpi who I'd turn into a fuckbuddy, who I'd turn into my girlfriend. We moved in together 2 years ago and now have a child on that way. Now I'm back to lifting as a way to fill my time. I have some concrete goals for strength and aesthetics and I don't want to waste time like I have in the past.

All other aspects of my life are shit. I can barely get out of bed. Terrier grades, it takes me hours to write a page, but if I get in the gym I can complete my workout without fucking around. If I stop working out I'll go back to being a skinny loser with literally nothing going for me. At least I'm an in shape loser.

>>40467300
*terrible

Got back to lifting. Getting functional strength back. Girl I'm seeing tells me she doesn't want to continue dating. Tell her I can respect that and maybe see her around. No contact since. Just classes work and study.

Am I doing it right?

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Her, so one day she'll want me and I'll say NO. Then go home and fap to her pics

i want and need to best guy my waifu has been with. that also means most buff

>>40467542
>cellulite

gotta keep the void in check my nigga

>>40463934
I lift for the female farts

That sweet pump

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Something similar to this, but I'm a teacher, not a dad. When you have twenty-five six/seven year olds watching your every move, repeating your words, and liking whatever you do, you seriously check yourself at the door each day you enter the school.

Finally found a way to put my gains to use too in the form of coaching track & field.

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The chance to bang 8/10 cosplayers from /a/ or /cgl/

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To better myself

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Toshino Kyoko

To help force routine into my life so that I don't squander my potential through laziness. And to get swole.

>>40463934
For gains, duh.

>>40464225
>friends

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For Galko!

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for arca

>>40465167

you're the one overcompensating budde

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Reunification

>>40463934
To reverse my diabetes and impending heart failure.

>>40463934
because my body is my only true posession on this earth

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>>40463934
I lift because I want to be proud of myself for something

>>40464156
>but now
>through all the hurt and pain
>it's time for me to respect
>the ones you lift for
>mean more than anything

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>>40468140

>>40463934
kill fuck marry
kill because implants
fuck because shes decent and i wont have to look at her face
and marry because shes the best

to feel better i guess

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The Best

>>40466696
>trashy white slags
fix

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for killer queen

>>40464085
P O G
O
G

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>>40463934
Power.

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because i want protect and also be fem-domed by a qt petite narcissistic anime princess, but she will only accept somebody at the peak of physical and mental fitness.

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The one and truest waifu I lift for. I don't care she isn't real. She gives me strength for more reps. I do it all for her.

>>40463934
Gains.

>>40468777
Too bad the movie was shit

>>40467542

Here's a general PSA to you lonely hearts out there trying to make it just so you can say no. I thought if I got aesthetic I would break hearts and it would make me feel good about myself, that the look on their faces when I told them 'no' would be the sweetest thing.

I'm here to tell you boys, it's not sweet, but you WILL break hearts. Yes you will.

>>40467983

This hits me hard. My wife and I just bought a house together. She supported me through my MA (which was not funded) and now I'm in a fully funded PhD program while she is working part time and going to law school. We're both athletes. Being frugal, disciplined, taking care of our bodies is important to us. We're going to start having kids soon and I think about the example we're going to set for them, and it's a source of motivation for me even though it's still a year or two out. Solid post.

Started lifting over a month ago.
>want to back squat at least 75kg
Got this goal when I saw that webm on /wsg/ where a chick was squatting another chick on the beach with Miller from MGSV giving his speech. I wan't to be able to squat my imaginary gf too. Right now at 40kg
>want to be able to do 10 pull ups and dips with my own body weight
those are for myself

FOR TH BEEEEEEEEEEEECH

>>40463934
My Job

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>>40469125

>>40469197

Bruh I started 22 days ago and already squat 70KG for 5, wut, I never lifted or did sports in my life.

Go harder o.O. I bench 42.5kg for 5. too.

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To maybe lose my virginity one day.
I'm 25yo.

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I want to achieve physical perfection. Pic related

>>40469613
Install tinder, what the fuck m8

>>40463934
I want girls to desire and think about me non stop and buy me things. And friends would be nice. Also being /fit/ could help me for my dream job.

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>>40463934
I really want to find a reason to lift because I have incredibly low motivation and discipline but I really can't find one, I just lift.
I don't even care about lifting for girls because it's not like I'm meeting any anytime soon.

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>>40469634
Got 0 matches in a week.
Im only a 192cm big white guy that's only making 3 times the average income of my city.
Pure suffering.

If i switch from GSLP to PPL 6 times a week will i get atleast decent aesthetics?

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>>40463934
I don't lift FOR anything, I lift because it's the only way I won't fucking hate myself everyday. On off days I have so much self-loathing.

I really don't do anything for a purpose, I fucking hate college and would drop out but my parents would disown me. I don't want to go into any field around what I'm studying, but I don't know what I would do for a job. I have zero role models or mentors, and I really just like getting drunk and sleeping on the weekends. And I hate myself for it, but I hate most other people anyway.

I lift because that hour or two I spend with the weights is the only time I don't think about how much I hate my life and myself

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For Jesus and the white race.

So I don't feel insecure about being a skeleton. Now I just feel insecure about being an autist.

>>40469766

this pic doesn't really make a lot of sense

>>40463934
so i can eat what i want and not get fat

>>40469908
Are you lifting for a middle eastern jew and the fact that some people need lighter skin tone than others to obtain all the neccesary vitamin d3 from the sun?

I suppose you could lift for that. but why not just be swoll?

>>40469983
means that his life is worse than a nightmare

>>40463934
Fuck
Kill
Marry

>>40463934
kill
kill
kill
kill

the 4th kill is for myself

>>40464583
"Random & predetermined" that's a contradiction my dude.

>>40470693
>"LOL I want to kill myself xD" "arooo normans leave!!! haha"

>>40470848
You can record the results of a series of dice rolls, then read them back. The numbers on that list are both random and predetermined

>>40470898
You are accusing me of not being able to think outside of 4chan cluture, of hating myself, but who is the one really trapped? Are you able to speak without sarcasm and green text?

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>>40465473
kek

>>40465473

This was in the suggested vids
blaha himself has commented lol

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>>40463934
Revenge

>>40469599
Everyone's different, don't let faggots like this get to any of you anons

>>40470979
I don't think it's limited to 4chan culture, in fact moreso associated with the "normie" culture at this point, hence why I dislike you bringing it here. It's an unfortunate trend for everyone to be joking about killing themselves over tiny things.

>>40471191
Against whom and for what reason?

>Girls
>Respect from other males
>Being happy from achieving something

These are the big three

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>>40463934
to push myself
self worth/pride
for my family

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>>40463934

>>40471249
Now that I brought attention to your meme-ness, you start using fancy vocabulary to sound smart, 'hence,' 'moreso.' You accuse me of attaching myself to an identity, but here you are, so eager to impress.

>>40463934

I don't lift to get the women, fuck biches. Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes.

>>40471407
Naturally. I want to impress people and make them agree with me.

>>40470922
Technically not really PREdetermined, since the list could not be known beforehand. But I see what the point is: random in that you can't predict the results, and predetermined in that you can't affect the results.

>>40471249
>hence why

>>40471808
Huh, didn't realize that was wrong. Thanks.

>>40468864
Combat Medics are honorary grunts if they get dropped to an infantry unit. Everybody knows that you fucking boot.

>>40471244
One for Chesty. Two for the Corps. Three for Mattis. Then do four more.

>>40471773

predetermined means to make a decision or to know something in advance, but it does not necessarily indicate WHO knows it in advance. If the test giver has a list of random numbers he's already printed out, then he already has decided what the numbers will be. The numbers are predetermined from his perspective. He can look at entry #2 while he's reading off entry #1 and know what it is in advance, even though for an infinitely long list, no pattern exists (any finite sequence of numbers can have a pattern written for it.)

If he reads them off over a telephone to the test taker, then the test taker doesn't know if the test giver is rolling dice for each number, or reading them off of the list. Thus the test taker cannot know if the numbers are predetermined by the test giver or not. Though there is a semantic difference between a 'statically' random number and a 'actively' random number, I don't think there is much on one in practice. The test taker can never know if the test giver has predetermined his random list or not.

>>40463934
myself, because i don't want to die of heart failure like the rest of my family

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I lift so I can make the cut to join the French Foreign Legion. I lift to have a chance at marching with some of the best warriors on the planet. La Legion Etrangere. theres on other job id want than to be apart of the Legion, to have the chance to start fresh and die a glorious in the sands of Syria. Go out guns blazing, down to the last mag, wgile shooting Hajj and taking thirty rounds to chest. I'll drop to my knees in the blood covered sand with a smile on my face and death in my eyes as i light my last cigarette. I'll look up to the sky and smile knowing the gods are proud of me. it'll be a short while before i draw my last breath and exhale the tobacco smoke. Soon I'll be in the halls of VALHALLA, drinking mead with the gods. this is why i lift /fit/, to become a great warrior and fight for something. I lift to die a glorious death. I lift to please the gods.

Until Valhalla

I don't know anymore. I've been doing it steadily 5-6 days a week for the past 8 years. At first I wanted to be stronger. Now I just wanna be able to look at myself in the mirror. Still working on that part.

>>40464085
A L E P P O
L
E
P
P
O

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>>40472173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoC_Xy4BPMA

Heres some inspiration

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>>40472173

Honneur et Fidélité

>>40472173
Bonjour, my name is Francois.
I’m a 27 year old American Francophile (cheese fan for you barbarians). I draw Impressionistic bullshit and write shitty novels on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior French games. (Wargame, RUSE, Dishonored series)
I train with my baguette every day, this superior type of bread can cut clean through steel because it is baked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other loaf of bread on earth. I earned my baguette license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak French fluently, both Québécois and the Parisian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their code of chivalry, which I follow 100%
When I get my French visa, I am moving to France to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become cannon fodder for the french foreign legion!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I curse at my elders and seniors and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in France!

To save 15% or more on car insurance.

>>40465553
not before we cuck all of you and impregnate your women :^)

>>40472199
What is this

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fit grills

>>40472173
Or you simply die a painful death, watching your guts spill out of your torn open belly after accidentally stepping on a IED because you couldn't concentrate on the ground below after patrolling in the 50 degree heat for hours

>>40463934
To keep myself sane
>Kicked out of Air Force due to depression
>Sent to psych ward twice before discharged
>Hate current job
>Too in debt to leave or try something else
>Barely have enough money for bills and necessary food
>Hate self with a passion
>22yo virgin
>No close friends except 1 that I see maybe once every 3-4 months
>Can't keep in contact with new people who I care about/care about me
>Social autist

Made a promise to myself that if I'm in the same situation by 25 I'm killing myself. Lifting seems to be the only thing that is legit improving my situation. I still keep hoping something, anything will grab my attention to where I get passionate about doing it.

IDC if it's expensive, but I've been feeling I wanna try Jiu Jitsu classes come March/April.

>>40472248
Underrated pasta.

>>40472248
>>40474439
same fag

>>40464041
>>40464200
The correct answer is rape, rape, rape

>>40464156
>>40468710
when do we jerk off over comatose girls?

Is Fitness 19 a real gym? Does it have the free weights needed?

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>>40474546
excuse you faggot

>>40472114
erah

In exchange for no more than a couple hours of work a day, no one will ever find out how unathletic I actually am

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>>40464306
Came here to post this

>>40474639
Hold on there Ahmed

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>These faggots don't lift so they can one day enter Valhalla

>>40463999
Really made me think

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>>40463934

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>>40463934

>>40469766
Are you ugly or something? Post a face pic m8

>>40463934
i dont wanna be a skinny fuck anymore.

also, i want to be stronger. dont want to embarrass myself, again.

>>40465857
>tfw hes right

>>40463934
Chubby brown chicks with low self esteem

I am harem lord because of them

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>>40468935
she is mine anon nt though.

>>40464041
Fuck, kill, marry

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>>40463934
initially massive depression

now because I started and I gotta finish getting gud and don't wanna lose my gains

>>40463999
neville pls

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>>40464041
>marrying the one with the piercing

>>40476757
this was it for me. Now I fear that if I get injured or something I'm going crazy.

>>40464318
who told golden cuck to go to middle-of-nowhere, nebraska?

>>40476764

Neville doesn't fuck gravity, gravity just forgot him