Do boogers have calories?

>>40456114
it's all protein bruh

>>40456114
Sounds keto to me.

yeah 80 calories each 100 grams of snot

>>40456114
You won't gain anything from them, as your body had to invest nutrients during their creation, you just don't lose them. But when you eat them they just get turned into new boogers again I guess.
Same reason why eating your own cum for protein gains is just a meme.

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>>40456141
>he thinks we were talking about our own cum

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go for it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUSnCJDdNu0

I eat ~10 boogers each day, using a lab weight scale to weigh them down, each boogers is around 0.1 gram so 1 gram of boogers each day.

So far my lifts have drastically improved I achieved 100kg bench in just 4-5 months starting from 30kg. I would recommend eating boogers to anyone, not only that they contain protein but the clouded bloody ones taste great

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>>40456359

>>40456114
I'm convinced eating my boogers boosts my immune system.

I'm also convinced that the majority of people eat their boogers but it's such a stigma that nobody fesses up.

>tfw I've eaten my boogers my whole life, am 26 now, and I've never been caught once

>>40456154
>reading comprehension

>>40456312
Damn dude, can I suck on your nose?