How do I into fucking a fat chick No idea where to meet them.

>>40456090
>I just want to lose my virginity
You'll end up hurting your pride

>>40456101
>23 y/o khhv Manlet
>pride

>>40456090
>Download tinder
>Swipe right on all landwhales
>Insert penor into blowhole

Profit?

This or just hang out at baskin robins t let the pussy come to you

>>40456090

hit on every fat chick you see, shouldnt take long

>>40456090
don't do it nigger it's not worth it it'll take you weeks to recover from the self-dread

>>40456106
fuck high end escorts.
At least you fuck good looking women even if you pay for.

>>40456090
Honestly dude, just get an escort. I reckon you'll end up regretting that less than fucking a whale. Thats my plan anyway.

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losing your virginity isn't going to fix your life

and without an emotional bond, sex is kinda meh anyway.

Just work on yourself and keep talking to girls, eventually one will stick and become you are gf

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>>40456106
w-what is kh 'h' v?

>>40456090
Assuming you're not hideous. If you want to get laid all you have to do is display a convincing level of confidence.

The best way to do this I've found is to just pretend that they are not attractive. If you show attraction to them you will come off as desperate. No one wants something they can have.

Act as if them getting your dick is a reward. Not vice versa.

>>40456147
>without an emotional bond, sex is kinda meh anyway.
>gif from an animu about jeezus

k.


OP, go with the tinder advice, look for the best of the worst and let that first nut go. The whole experience will be over sooner than you expected (you blow too fast or wont be able to bust at all). THEN will you be able to actually look for good fucks, gfs etc.

Somewhat related, looking for a long-term gf outright as a virgin will only shatter your hopes further. You will end up a clingy, dependant little doggy who is gonna get his heart broken. You gotta get those first few nuts out before your mind clears and you realize what type of woman you really seek.

>>40456159
Kissless handholdless homosexual virgin

>>40456195
I thought it was Kissless Hugless (h) Virgin

>>40456147
That's a great movie. As a kid seeing that scene with the fire tornado was awesome.

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>>40456147
>without an emotional bond, sex is kinda meh anyway
Really?

>have a wank without emotional bond
>feels pretty good

>recently went to a strip club and had a private show for an hour
>also felt pretty fucking awesome

I don't know man. To me, fucking an escort without any emotional bond seems like a pretty good deal right now.

Unless you're going to tell me that sex WITH an emotional bond releases a shitton of more endorphins and whatnot, then I don't see how the hassle of maintaining a relationship seems worth it. Then again, I might just be emotionally broken.

>>40456090
Its not worth it, m8, it might feel good in the short term but i promise it's not worth it in the long run. I guarantee you'll regret it afterwards for just "banging some fat chick" solely for the purpose of losing your virginity. plus it sexually validates fat landwhales and their disgusting lifestyles, which is almost worse than the self-hatred that comes with sticking your dick in them.

Like, if yo ABSOLUTELY just CAN NOT go any longer without fucking something, PLEASE just hire an escort however that works and stay far FAR away from fat chicks.

>>40456130
I scrape together money for a gym membership and can't afford anything else

>>40456223
You forget OP is always a faggot.

>>40457906
Then high end escorts are out of the question, so go for low tier ones (in here they are classified as VIP, gold, silver in escort sites. Hotels have a more select catalog, a literal magazine of them, but that's reserved for business people )

Don't ever go near street hookers. Not only because of STD's, you'll end up mugged and stabbed because you are a noob and that shit is noticeable a block away

But yeah, tinder is your free option OR a party with fatties looking to score. There's always fatties looking to get laid, and they do because there's always desperates or fetishists that look for them.

>>40458019
>live in a small country
>only escorts seem to be personal ads put up on a single website
>80% dont have pictures
>of the ones that have pictures most have been the same since I've started checking them a year ago
I really want to get an escort, but fuck me if it doesn't seem fishy as fuck. I guess I got to give Tinder a shot instead after all.