Did lifting turn you into a Chad?

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>>40455695

heh... nice tinder you got there... kid

>>40455766

You must be soooo hot

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>>40455766
I had to uninstall and reinstall tinder and for some reason that made it look at all of my matches. Now I can't big dick my friends and show them my 100 matches. Feels fucking bad man

>>40455695
Chad is a state of mind

>>40455782

Yeah I can't get a total number of matches anymore, those are just the new ones I havent actually looked at or messaged.

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>>40455783
I have come to realize this. All it took was losing some weight and doing a shitload of shrooms

>>40455787
Yeah I was just trying to defend my pitiful 3 new matches. You are a fucking god. What do you look like?

>>40455790

D U D E
U
D
E

druggist

>>40455795

nah I'm just an ex fatty with a decent flattering photo and a solid bio who swipes everything for an ego boost, I never actually message or reply to any of them and if I want to get laid I use my fetlife profile.

>>40455783
>>40455790

Please explain. How can I make it, too?

>>40455816

Im not a chad, nor is it a goal.

But the term fake it before you make it is real mate. The best thing you can do in life is realize when you are playing mental gymnastics to justify things and overcome them.

Our fears of rejection or failure hold us back far more than our actual problems.

>>40455816
We are what we repeatedly do. Act confident and eventually you will become confident. Talk to random people to practice being social if you're autistic. And obviously keep lifting so that you actually look good.

im not chad and I'll never be one, but lifting definentely made me more confident

>>40455766

dayum

good shit!

R8 my desc:

187cm tall 92kg weight average size.
Hit me with message if you like cuddling.

>>40455772

soooooooooooo man

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Why do girls all look the same

>>40455880

You didn't outlift your autism have you?

>>40455880
Why are they all so hot

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>>40455880

>guys are not allowed to have selfies on their profile
>girl only have selfies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>40455766
....

>>40455806
>Fetlife
I used to use that back in my single degenerate days...good fucking times.

The surprising shortage of decent doms means you get your pick of the litter if you are one.

>>40455892
of course not that shit is for life

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>This will never be you

Post your photos

>>40455695
>I have an average looking face and I'm already banging qt girls on tinder.
No, your face is superior to average. You cannot fuck trough Tinder if you're ugly or average.

>>40455766
I saw this one posted a few days ago.

Either you had a lucky page once, or you are a faggot, and stole this pic.

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>>40455979
This is literally my only pic on tinder. If I can do it anyone can.

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Matches are one thing, pulling is another

>>40456040
Huh. What does your profile say?

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>>40456047
I don't go on tinder to not fuck girls

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>>40456054
Not even very good

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>>40456060
Should I fuck this though? just got out of a 3 year relo and she's kinda on the thicc side

>>40456063

you could have just wrote 6'3 and it would have the same effect

>>40456063
>6'3''
>A MOTHERFUCKING PUPPY

No shit you're getting matches.

>>40456069
Do you think she's cute? Then do it. If you think you can do better then don't. I got out of a 4 year relationship in December and I fucked everything that moved for a few weeks just because. Didn't realize how bad some of the girls were until my room mate's girlfriend saw one leave the house and said "You know you're way out of her league, right?".

>>40456069

Those tits are going to droop like a spaniels ears when she takes her bra off. Extremely well angled photo.

>>40456096
I'm gonna go for it anon wish me luck
>chad mode engaged

>>40456105
Fuckin do it my man. Honestly sleeping with someone else will help you move on from the relationship more than anything else. Did for me at least

>>40456082
>>40456075
Matches are easy, pulling is hard.

>>40455695
>have long-term girlfriend
>tinder threads appeal to instincts of spreading my seed
>15 seconds of introspection make me shudder at the degeneracy and soulless validation-fucking
Not to mention STDs. I don't know how people can do it.

>>40455695

are you e-banging them on tinder?

or actually meeting up with them and banging?


You know, just because you think you could, doesnt mean you actually can

>>40456152
What the fuck is e-banging. No, I am literally having vaginal intercourse with these women.

>>40456069
lol that bio

>>40456131
Well shit I can't do either

>>40456096

fuck man how was ending a 4 years relationship? How long did it take you to get over it? I an getting closer to the date where I will have to end an almost 3 years perfect relationship by agreement because we have different goals and want to be at different places. Just the thought of not seeing her anymore is soulcrushing.

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>>40455766
That's baby shit. Check me out brehs

>>40455695
No, it was a mix of getting fit as fuck, already being tall, already being decently good looking face-wise, improving my style and most importantly improving my social skills massively that turned me into a chad.

but man am I slayin these days holy shit

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I created a profile only to boost my confidence. It's really easy to exploit your height when you're not actually meeting anyone irl. Adding "6'4" to my profile def boosted my matches, it's my real height but I am an autistic beta and also a skelly dyel at 175

>>40456206
Those chicks are ugly. Quality over quantity.
>>40456152
>e-banging
You crazy kids

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>>40456201
Honestly, fucking terrible. Lost my best friend and now she haaates me. But I had to do it. We had been dating since high school and we were so different by junior year of college that neither of us were really happy any more and I couldn't see myself marrying her. Still not 100% over it but I'm getting there.

>>40455881
Damn dude does Hannah have a big dick or what?

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>>40455782
>100

>>40455695
Kind of, I used to be bullied a fuckton when I went to my new school. It killed my confidence for 3 years. When I started lifting and saw good results I could finally walk with my head high again

>>40456069
if you don't I will, send her my way fag

>>40456264
ya but those girls r ugly

>>40456115
Use a condom tho, probably got chlamydia from a chick last week, gon see the doctor on thursday

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>>40455880
personality matters most

>>40456275
>not swiping right on everyone and sorting it out later

Fucking hell used it for 2 weeks and only got 1 match who didn't reply
Although desu I had only 1 pic
How do you do it? I'm really unphotogenic

>>40456289
this, who the fuck has time to look at every basic bitch profile and decide whether she's qt or not

>>40456297
be man-pretty

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>>40456047
Bro you're somewhat handsome, tall, fit, and you seem intelligent. Keep it up faggot! I'll be there someday soon.

>>40456279
I am terrified of both STD's and accidental pregnancy. I will never not use a condom.

>>40456297
how tall are you?

>>40456288
I live in Burlington, I need to find this woman

>>40456288
ahahhaha what is this women

>>40456308
make an okcupid account and search the username if you really want to talk to her

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>>40456288
>Has dogs
>Dogs
>s
Dropped

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>>40456314
your wife

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>>40456324
>I'm cute,

I refuse to believe this is real

>>40456069
>I wanna hang

like her tits

>>40456289
>>40456299
Wrong
If you're good looking this will backfire. You get so many fucking matches you don't want.
If you're ugly and struggling this is a good technique but if you aren't don't do it.

>>40455880
because they are all the same

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>>40456336
'coming to bed, dear?'

>>40456288
Why even get in a relationship at that point? At some point somebody's gonna see something wrong...

>>40456384
Damn quite the catch!

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>>40456288
>Western degeneracy

>>40456305
I'm 5'10. Put 6' on profile
Average height of men in my country is 5'8

>>40455695
>Delete tinder and restart 2 days ago
>1 match
>Unmatches almost immediately

fml

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>tfw from a small country so using tinder is probably pointless
>tfw also worried I'll run into someone I know

>>40456349
I just don't talk to the one's I don't want, but I also live in a relatively unpopulated area though so its pretty common for there to not even be anyone in the area to swipe on

>>40456415
oh shit someone might find out im hetero

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>>40456384
jesus fucking christ I almost read the whole thing, also

>Note:
>EXTRA:
>OTHER:
>**NOTE**
>Other things:(underlined)
>***NOTE***(underlined)

>>40456384
I love it when women mark out their daddy issues so you don't have to pay attention

>>40456209
What age were you when you became Chad?

>>40456384
>>40456324
>>40456288

women are a fucking meme

are they all autistic?

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>>40455783

yeah like look at this 11 year old

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I'm gonna make a come back on tinder soon.
But how to into good photos? Asking my friends to take good pictures of me is very far from what they'd expect of me and I feel I'd be letting them down if I let them know I actually care about how I look, contrary to what I've always said.

I didn't do bad with tinder last time, but not super good (like matching with the 9s and 10s, mostly 6-8). My bf% is going down rapidly now and I've been lifting for 2 years. I've gotten the "WOW" from women I've taken home recently, so I know I'm good enough to bed all the girls I want, but how to make that clear through tinder photos and bio? My text game is also pretty good

>>40455816

look at top post of all time on r/theredpill about frame control. its legit

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>>40456418
See that's why. Rules are different. I'm in Pittsburgh and there are 4 colleges a stones throw from each other. Fish in a barrel nigguh.

>>40456384
>I'm a carnivore
>I cherish animals as fellow human beings
I'm not even a vegan but this is bullshit

This woman has some serious issues nonetheless

>>40456384
Fuck I'm going uni in Northampton. Dw lads I'll find her and merk her

>>40456529

Get a camera and a tripod. Go to nice places on sunny day's and have it look like someone has taken the photo.

If you're in a busy spot, say a nice scenic place or something, ask a passer by (a grill) if they want to be in the photo. Pictures showing you with other people smiling etc are always good in online dating.

>using tinder
>get a match or two every few days
>tried messaging one, went good but then blew me off twice
>stopped messaging from then on
>still swiped though
>get match and message alert
>go to check tinder
>no messages
>girl is hot af
>"wtf why would it tell me I have a message if no messages??"
>don't use tinder for a few days
>get on later
>check to see if that girl unmatched with me
>not at the top anymore
>oh shit she messaged me
>"Hey you're really cute :) I was thinking we could prolly hang out tomorrow afternoon if you'd like" or something along the lines of that
>3 days ago
Fuck me damnit

>>40455969

what profile got that?

>>40456569

Thanks anon, I especially liked the last one.
You've obviously read the sidebar.
Can do the same @ beach I assume

>>40456304
I got HPV after about 20 bouts of rawdogging. Ain't nothing but a peanut. All in all, worth it. Condoms are terrible. Wear 'em now tho because I'm not a monster.

>>40456569
This is the most autistic shit I've ever read. You honestly think asking random people to be in your photos is not weird?

>>40456589
You're a moron.

>>40456587
Some instagram fitness dude's dm's.

>>40455869
>tfw girls will never call you sooooo man

>>40456620

How will you ever meet new people if you're constantly too shy to initiate conversation?

Or are you just one of those guys who can only talk to girls on the internet?

>ps it's only weird if you're a manlet or not handsome
>if you're handsome, girls will take pics with you no problem

>>40456410
You're actually 6'2''. Correct it.
What country? Could be one of those where women use Tinder mostly to meet foreigners.

I think my account has been black listed or something because I was getting about 3-5 quality matches a day for a good two weeks, and I just checked my Tinder account after being logged out for a week and saw zero matches.

I upgraded to Tinder plus too so I thought I would be getting even motte matches since my profile would get bumped up higher in the que.

Life is suffering, lads.

>>40455956
That's pretty amazing desu

>>40455790
I'm jelly of this. I was a proto-chad, did DMT a couple times and it completely changed me to a /fit/ autist. Now I only lift, go to school, and watch lectures in my free time.

>>40456668
That's not what I'm saying at all. If you were at a bar that's fine. But randomly asking stranger to be in pictures with you
Is nuts and stupid.

I find Tinder quite frustrating. Every time I use it my success varies hugely. The main issue I have is that I look like shit in photos compared to real life. I've had women swipe left/match me and then not talk to me until they see me in person, then they fucking slobber allover me.

I just can't take photos that do me justice.

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>>40456587

From the guy on the right

>>40456063
The Departed was a classic you pleb

>>40456751
mirin jawline

>>40456237

Fuck man I am so afraid of it but I guess it's for the best. We also became so different and while I love her I can't see myself marrying her/having children because of how different our views are.

The only good thing is that if we do break up it will be in the beginning of summer, I am at my most aesthetic and my best bro back home is recently single too. So at least I will have that going for me, but shit it still feels like I am doing a mistake.

>>40455816
>>40455853
There's some quote from Aristotle, i think, about how greatness comes from repeatition rather than solely being born with it

So fake it till u make it brahs

>>40456783
Overrated, accents are cringe as fuck.

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Pls respond

>>40455766
>Ambar

>>40456789
Having a bro to hang out with is really important too. My best friend from high school was there for me when we broke up and we've been chilling ever since while we both get over our breakups. Chill with your friend and do shit that's important to you. For me that was distracting myself with school, lifting, hanging with friends, hobbies like DnD. Just do whatever makes you happy, especially stuff that you didnt have enough time for when you were in a relationship. Don't stress about it brah, we're all gonna make it

>>40456264
>hey
>hiya
>hey
>hi
>hey

>>40456733
It's funny how psychedelics affect people. It seriously changed me as a person. I thought it would just be a temporary thing but it made me so confident for months afterwards that confidence just became a habit.

>>40456829
Yeah, that's the last half of what I told the guy. We are what we repeatedly do. Therefore excellence is not an act, but a habit.

>>40456570
Maybe its a bot?

>>40455956

Vicky seems like white trash

>>40456500
Right around the time I turned 20
I started my long path of self-improvement at around age 16-17

>>40455766
God those are some ugly girls.

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>>40456384
I'm a socialist but this still makes me want to strangle her and not in a sexy way. Why is that?

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>>40456837
bananatastic

>>40456898
those are from them, not me sending them

>>40456683
That may be too much but I trust you
Pajeetland

>>40455869
>>40456659
lol, post it again pls.

Brehs, how do I get over the anxiety of making a tinder account and just putting myself out there? I'm a khv at 21 and I'm starting to worry that it might be too late for me.

>>40457224

Just do it bro. I was a virgin till late 21 too. Best advice is just fake confidence. Watch some videos of guys picking up girls and emulate their confidence. Try to dig up some old Adi tinder convos and emulate that not giving a fuck attitude. After a while it will become normal and you won't have to fake it anymore.

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>>40456837
Caen I maek cummies in tummies?

>>40455956
tammy def can suck a dick lol

>>40455880
Evie
>looks exactly like cersei from game of thrones
Emer
>looks exactly like that hot chick from The X-files
Ella
>looks exactly like Remy Lacroix

you have a point actually

It's not possible to be self confident when you haven't finished university successfully yet, right?

>>40457292
It's not possible to be confident until you can deadlift 300kg

And even then it's not a sure thing.

>>40456916
Nah, goes to a local school and has a mutual friend. I just sent her a message but it's probably too late. She's switched her pictures around multiple times so she's probably getting thrashed each day ny multiple Chads and is a tinder pro

>>40457309
B-but I have horrible deadlift proportions.
Can I make it up with a 200kg bench or smth?

>>40457329
Nope

Better take your scoops or you will never leave humanity behind.

>>40456063
bitches love scuba divers
t. Naui certified

>>40457292

Its not possible to confident unless you're at least 6'0 feet tall have 10% bf and at the very least 85kg

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>>40455695

Pretty much the opposite
>used to be a skinny artist who was very popular with the ladies because muh egdiness, went to parties and stuff
>lifting turned me into a hermit neckbeard with large muscles who is too normie for edgy girls and too reclusive for normie girls

>>40457456
You're such a special snowflake

>>40457489
it will happen to you too when you grow up

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>>40457506
Let's hope that never happens

>>40457419
I'm 6'4, what are the measurements for me?

>>40456837
I just used this and she responded 4 times so far

wew thx lad

>try Tinder
>talk to them like I normally do
>get unmatched
>meet one girl that unmatched me a few weeks later
>end up fucking

Talked with a friend about this whole experience and he told me that is because I don't use emojis.

>>40456903
I had a similar experience, then I took four times as much a week later and tripped on shrooms for a day and had a temporary psychotic break. Horrible anxiety followed me for almost a year after and I lost almost all my friends to paranoia.
I have a hot gf, but it definitely tapped into some repressed shit in my mind

>>40455969
These are pornstars, not sure what you are bragging about.

>>40455881
Call the cops, that's a threat on your life.

>>40457696
Bitches love emojis

>>40457419
I'm 5'7 at 150 lbs. Last scan I got read 10.5% body fat. I banged 25 women from ages 18-22. Not incredible, but I didn't really go out trying for sex ever. Now I'm working on building skills and money and retiring before I'm 40 so the last three years I've been with like two women a year.

Confidence is all internal and it works. I'm okay looking, but when I used to go out I'd typically get laid by being nothing but my regular obnoxious self.

I'm maybe a 7 facially in person. 5 in pictures cause I have a deviated septum that is only obvious in still shots. All in all I do all right because I'mean not a candy-ass faggot

here's a tip
switch on guys as well and see how the matches just roll in
gay guys are desperate so if you want compliments or positive attention its pretty nice

then i just say i enables guys by mistake

>>40457708
This happened to me too like psychosis that took a couple of years to go away. I took like dozens of times the daily dose by drinking extract

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>>40455783

>>40455695
My face is 8/10 or so, but I am for sure autistic and I say so many stupid things around women. I have definitely noticed that after lifting for over a year women just laugh at the stupid shit I say now. They never used to laugh, but now they pretend I'm the smartest, funniest guy around. I did get a little more confident, but I have to assume it's the muscles.

>>40457911
>then I just say I enabled guys by mistake
You mean after you fucked them by mistake too?

>>40456384
Im in the area and every time i pass by this girl i shiver and gag a little.

>>40455695
>i love you so much graffiti

Its easy to be a chad in Austin, all you have to do is not have a beer belly and have a degree.

>>40457933
someone post the super male vitality version

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>>40456384
>coyotalia
>My favorite insect is the mole cricket

I can't control myself

>>40457911
This is horribly embarrassing.

>>40457696
emojis and gifs man, keeps up a playful conversation when theres nothing to talk about

>>40456933
what steps did you have to make that it took you 4 years?

>>40456529
I'm gonna try to improve my account as well, got it all planned out. After I'm done with my cut and got a tan and haircut, I will upload 4 pics, one of me seated casually flexing arms with sunglasses on (to diminish ugly face), second of me on the beach with a couple of friends (with strategic lighting to show off abs), third of me on a panel debate with sensible business suit (for intellectual look) and fourth of me on stage playing guitar (for creative look). Gonna lie about my height and say I'm 6"2 instead of 6"1.

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are you betas even trying? tinder is easymode

>>40455695
chicks love a small dose of autism on men. only the average sub-urban girl from a conservative family considers anything un-normal as "weird". women from urban areas are weird by default and consider a little "crazyness" as characteristic feat. you dont want to be that bland "yeah you watched the supabowl matt?" run off the mill boring ass white collar faggot. chads are boring and predictable. i know exactly what kind of music they like, what kind of cars they prefer, what they eat, what they do in their spare time etc. chads are boring because they have no character and women start to realize it since the fitness boom brought all those shirtless selfie tinder profiles that are exact copies of each other.

>>40458201
Ella > Julia > Eleanor > Amy > Emily
Cecilia and Jord are can't see/10

>>40455695
guise, just created tinder a while ago, only liked around 50 girls and got around 20 matches already, haven't talked to any of them yet and now one of them just talked to me, wat do?
I am a 23 yo virgin and never had a girlfriend or hooked up with a girl besides after being drunk at parties.

>>40458207
t. Not a chick

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>>40458251
just b urself

>>40458090
well first of all, getting in great shape takes time. However changing who you are fundamentally takes even longer. I used to be a socially awkward introvert with not a whole lot of friends, and in general I preferred to be alone. At least that's what I told myself. But I did feel lonely quite a bit actually. I think a lot of introverts do.

It was only when I realised that the more work you put into your social life, the more you're rewarded with great friends and great experiences. What do I mean by putting in more work? Actively go out and meet people. Hold a party and invite them. Make them feel good whenever they're hanging around you. It's actually pretty easy to become popular, it just takes effort.

That's the biggest reason why it took so long for me to make it. I had to fundamentally change myself from being a lonely introvert to a social butterfly. I had to start thinking of myself as not a loser but a cool guy who's got loads to offer. I had to start telling myself "who wouldn't want to be my friend? Who wouldn't want to date me?"

And your psyche tries to fight it at first, telling yourself that "this isn't me" and "what am I doing this is stupid", "this is all fake" etc., but you just gotta push through towards becoming the person you really want. One day you'll catch yourself doing something that you would never do 6 months ago. Doesn't have to be a big thing. For me it was just one day thinking, genuinely, "hey that seems fun" when I saw a poster for a social event hanging on the wall in my uni halls. The old me would never have thought that. More and more of these small changes in behaviour started creeping up on me until I one day thought "damn, if someone told me 2 years ago where I would be right now I wouldn't believe it. But here I am".

Now the old, introverted, lonely, awkward me seems like a distant memory, like a story someone told me about another person.

>>40458365
Impressive. Do you think you're an ambivert now?
What do you do when conversations slow down? Also, do you allow yourself to interact while maintaining slow pace you would have when alone?

I used Tinder consistently for 2 months and only got 5 matches. I knew I was ugly but daaaammmmnnnn.

>>40458365
>Impressive
thanks

>Do you think you're an ambivert now?
I'd say ambivert slightly leaning towards extrovert actually. I genuinely enjoy people's company (well not *everyone's* company but who does?) and I feel really energized after hanging out with a bunch of people and I just wanna do it all again. Of course I do enjoy hanging out just alone, but only for a couple of hours or a day max. After that I get the itch to hang out with people and do stuff.

>What do you do when conversations slow down?
I'll just talk about whatever I wanna talk about. Listen to what the other person has to say about the thing I just said. And from there a million different, organic conversations can blossom.

>Also, do you allow yourself to interact while maintaining slow pace you would have when alone?
not sure what you mean here

Newbie on Tinder here, do you guys post full body shots as your front picture? Logic would tell me you look really self centered but Tinder sloots don't seem to give a fuck

>>40458576
this was meant for >>40458451

>>40456324
she is definately cancer.

>>40458549
Lower your standards. Stop going after 8/10s.

>>40456063
>no job

is this real? I know you're a student but...how do you evne do anything like buying a haircut

>>40458704
not the guy you replied to, but I didn't work at all while in school, housing and living expenses were covered by student loans for me

>>40456063
laughed at the oscar joke

>>40456040
But aren't you supposed to avoid bathroom selfies?

>>40458819
they don't care, just post a shirtless bathroom pic and you will get matches because you lift...anon you do lift r-r-r-right?

>>40456783

Oh no, I'm a pleb who pretends to like garbage to score pussy. If only I were an incel patrician who could wrap himself in a comfy blanket of his own smug self satisfaction. I guess I'll have to settle for wrapping myself in this blanket of post-sex stank instead.

>>40458587
If you do this make sure you put a beer can down your pants so it looks like your cock is enormous.

>>40458847
Technically yes, but I look DYEL as fuck. Probably gonna avoid a shirtless pic for now.

>>40457224

I lost my virginity at 22. The window is far from closed. Keep your head up, put yourself out there, fake it til you make it, etc.

FWIW, I did lie to the first girl I slept with about being a virgin. She never knew as far as I'm aware. I could barely keep my dick hard but I told her I was stressed about grad school and she shrugged it off. Shit happens. You're gonna make it bro.

>>40455766
>>40455956
>>40456264
>>40458201
post pics or yall are catfishing them with pics of actual Chads

>>40458888
QUADS CONFIRM THAT THOSE GUYS HAVE TO POST PROFILE

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>>40458888
KEK CONFIRMS

>>40456264
>liking everyone

HAH

>>40457911
>a guy is fine too
/fit/ in a nutshell.

>>40456288
>White, Speaks English, Attended High school, Athiest

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>>40456288
>The state of the West

>>40456384
>Liberal arts
>Cats
>No sex

Woah its like I'm in the feminist timeline!

>>40458302
also she opened with something like "hey ! you are my first..."
closed the app fast, will respond later tonight, lets hope my autism doesn't show that much.
I have good looks, the only reason I am a virgin is because im too concerned about the size of my dick 5'95" and slim and the fact that I am a virgin at 23 I don't know how to get around it

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>go to community college first
>everyone is married/boyfriend
>think I'm ugly
>drive 3 hours to ECU
>single girls everywhere wanting my dick

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>>40458888
the one with 1966 matches, this is my first pic.
tinder is all about how you market yourself

>>40458888
ACKNOWLEDGE THE QUAD GODS

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>>40459299
-jawline
-white
-chin
-youthful hairline
-sculpted nose
-ottermode?
-thick lips
-tall

Yup, it's all about personality.

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>>40455782
>tfw you know a guy who looks exactly like that
Ch-chrille?

>>40459365
This senpai.

I'm forever rueful about my chubby child-like face.
Tho I have to admit the ego boost when girls have genuinely been surprised at how athletic I am beyond that. They always assume I'm chubby.

>>40457911
except for the fact that you have to swipe right on them

>>40459229
lol thats a bot friendo

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>>40458888
I'm the one with 1100 matches, this is my first picture

>>40456201
Getting over mine now. It's debilitating. Being with someone and having that person there to talk to constantly, and then instantly going to never seeing them or being able to talk to them again, kills. I hit the gym hard as fuck to make her jelly though. Call me a degenerate, I've been so depressed lately that my Zoloft's and Xanny's hardly lift me up.

>>40459490
>well-groomed.
>jaw line.
>hair not awful.

Checks out.

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>tfw you match with someone on your course

Dubs tell me what to say

>>40458365
Going to live by this RN. I'm an 7/10 Dude i'd say. Nice facial construction, strong chiseled jaw, not overweight, decent lift body, just so introverted. Wish me luck man. Going to roll off of your advice.

>>40458704
Honestly my family is extremely rich

>>40459601
Let's play Barbie, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

>>40459601
Can I insert penor?

>>40459633
good luck man, if you just work hard and stay patient you'll get there eventually.

>>40455880
Post pics of the goat

>>40459601
do you have pet insurance?

>>40456040
dead srs have you ever stepped foot inside a gym?

>>40459679
Trying to stay patient. Rough breakup has me back on anti-deps. I know the stuff can kill me, its just hard as fuck to move on.

>>40459601
That half an inch makes me extremely horny baby.

>>40456668
>>40456569
Lmao ur autictic af

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>>40456063
>6'3"
boyo you could write litally anything and have your only picture being your face with an aspie expression on a bad day from a bad angle and that'd be enough to slay desu

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>>40459698
There it is

Also fuuuuck
>>40459722

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>>40459679
Right now just trying to pack on as much mass as possible. Being over 6ft has it's advantages, but the disadvantages are way to prominent right now. I have decent lifts and it looks like im a skelly.

>>40459745
>>40459722

Deliver faggot

>>40459722
winrar

>>40458763
thanks m8, put it in there when i was drunk and a bunch of girls messaged me about it so i kept it

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>>40456324
>that profile pic trying to hide her fat face
>part about her doms
>'a very eclectic pagan'

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>>40459752
Suck my dick faggot.

Also her last online was two days ago so I hope she deleted it

>>40459778
Good job queer

>>40459715
Yeah I've been lifting for 4 months. my frame is fucking huge though so it takes forever to look like i actually have muscle.

>>40459698
This

>>40456570
Yeah tinder glitches for me a lot too. I'll get notifications for matches that dont show up for hours. G-good thing my matches are always bots, i guess

>>40458113
Hot damn this anon is getting laid soon

>>40459483
dont think so, was a pretty average girl

>>40459601
are you an a-archaeologist

>>40459980
reply to her and see what happens my dude

>>40456384
>Patronus = Wild African Dog
never kek'd so hard

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Yes. Lifting made me better looking so I pursued more ambitious things in life with my new confidence. Turns out I already had a good face though.

Being good looking means more people on average want to spend time around you, so increases in social activity means being sociable is a skill that will increase over time.

In an age of pussy faggot nerd numales, the Chad is God

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>>40457933

>have meh face, sorta tall
>have heterochromia, one eye is dark blue, the other is a lighter blue
>most people irl never even notice
>take selfie in good lighting, add an insta filter, really brings out how my eyes are two different colors
>put that picture and then one of me with my noob gains and low-ish body fat
>matched with 1200 girls, mostly tried to only get 5/10+, tons of straight up babes
>all of them amazed by my eyes
>too scared to meet up with any cause of disappointing them when they're barely noticeably different under most light

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Matched with this girl last week, she's coming over thursday and we are basically garunteed to fuck, we have already swapped nudes and sexted. only issue is i always have performance anxiety with something like this, and its hard for me to make the first move when she's actually in front of me. any tips bros?

>>40460586
nice

>>40460586
she's coming over with the intention to fuck.

what the fuck are you nervous about? there's no more work to be done. it's just the fun part left.

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>>40456323

When I originally shopped that image I thought to myself that I'm putting way too much effort into something stupid, but deep down I hoped if I posted it enough other people would save it and start using it.

You have no idea how happy you've made me anon

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>>40460630
:^)

>>40460586
You literally don't need to do anything but put on netflix or some shit and put your arm around her.

>>40460586
Play with her bellybutton

>>40460627
ive only had sex like 5 times in my life, all with girls from tinder
i guess i'm not very good at the sex which makes me nervous

>>40460586
How I always initiated with girls i'd have over in HS was by leaning on them and rubbing their arm on the opposite side, then moving to their thighs' getting more seductive and closer to them sugar walls until I was pretty much rubbing her vag over her clothes. Worked flawlessly and even up to when I started dating one of them my ex would say that was the hottest shit ever.

>>40460305
All eyes look 10x better in good light

>>40456449
This is my worst fear bro

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Maybe someday I'll be Chad enough

>>40460586
get drunk if u have to u bender

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>>40460681

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>>40460918

>>40460851
THICC

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>>40460946

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>>40457196

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>>40461212
is she literally retarded

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Is this a tranny?
The hands seem highly suspect to me.

>>40456384
It's annoying that demisexual keeps getting abused as a term because its just about the only one aside from asexual that is legit.

If you're wondering, demisexuality is where you dont get turned on unless there is an emotional connection, you know, not being a whore.

>>40456303
We're all gonna make it breh, may the gains be with you

>>40455695
Are you white?

>>40461773
lmao no its not

>>40461738
Just ask the creature

>>40461212
tfw will never be soooo man

>>40461738

who cares?

if she isn't, ok
if she is, great

if you haven't fucked a trap and experience the absolute godly sex, you're still a virgin in my book. I don't know what about them makes it feel so much better, but they know how to do work unlike 90% of girls

>>40455881
Shoo! Shoo!

>>40461797
Yes it is

Tinder's fucking stupid

Just put in your bio

"I have a dog"

Put a picture of you with said dog

Instantly 100+ matches because girls are fucking strange because for some reason having the most common house pet in the entire country is an instant turn on

>>40456069
She's basically there to fuck. Probably non-committal and everything.

Wear a condom even if she says she's on the pill. She's probably got something by now.

>>40461857

what if you don't have a dog?

>>40461888
You better at least 6'2 and go to a Uni.

>>40458201
if you don't give Eleanor that deep dick pizza I'm gonna be so fucking ashamed of you you dirty dyel cunt

>>40459601
What course are you doing? I go Brighton as well

>>40456324
>>40456288
which app or website is this?

>>40461857
does a dog make up for height
Im a chadlet

>>40460709
so she will bang you once and go on her way. win/win?

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>Girl who is mildly attractive but no bio likes you

>>40456837
u r retarded m9

>>40457868
>scan
they're memes, use calipers or submersion test.

>>40459229
>dick is FIVE FOOT NINETY-FIVE INCHES
>concerned about size of dick
Anon pls

>>40459229
>155 inch dick
Lmao ur small

Anyone else

>no success with Tinder

here?

>>40462087
Me, back when I used it. Deleted it after this fat cunt I worked with kept hounding me about it and showing it to some other coworkers. Just rubbed me the wrong way. That was nearly a year ago though and I've got a cute gf now so I'm good. Used it for like 4 months though and all I got was a match for the deadpool movie bot and 2 other spam bots. Felt really shitty. Don't miss it at all.

>>40461953
Y-you t-too

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who is bestgirl?

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>>40462087
Fucked a milf by making a 10 year older profile and sending a oops im actually ## message.

In the process of whooshing other milfs. My normal profile gets matches but good fucking riddance with getting anything to happen, even a proper conversation.

I'll just keep pounding away at milfs.

>>40455766
jennifer is top tier qt

>>40462233
Annabel

>>40462233
You know Rebekka will be. Those K's stand for Kink nigga.
>Call me Daddy

>>40462246
its a shame i've kept my youth and likely will for decades otherwise id do the same thing

I feel bad for my brother when I see these tinder threads. He has the potential to be a solid 7 if he lost weight (he admitted he's pushing like 330lbs a few months back), and maybe even an 8 if he got his teeth fixed (he somehow never lost a single one of his baby teeth so he has these wide gaps between all his tiny teeth, but a decent jaw line), but his shit personality drives everybody away. He used to be kind of cool but as of 2 or 3 years ago, if he wasn't my brother, there's no way in hell I'd be friends with him. Like he's white as snow but says nigger out loud upon first meeting people just because he's with "his friends that are cool with it" (when really they're a bunch of enablers but they refuse to own up to it) and he's a brony and gets mad when people don't accept him being a fucking faggot manchild, but also won't lower his standards to where he himself is. He's told me more than once "I will never ever fuck, date or associate with a fat girl." And then posts the high school "thinking of her..." shit on his social media every day about his oneitis who told him 7 years ago she's not into him but he never let go of. It's disgraceful. When he's not being an actual cunt (not to be confused with a sick cunt, he has never lifted at all and is a kv at 26) he's kind of a cool guy. I tried to lead by example on my track to fitness but it backfired completely and he won't talk to anybody about his health, except our mom who is obsessed with these "lose weight fast!" schemes that she does for three days and then quits because "it doesn't work" because she's not getting results.

I'm the only one with any substantial results in my house, but nobody is willing to hear what I have to say about weight loss and fitness. Probably gonna bury my brother before he's 30, 35 if he's lucky. feelsbadman. What do I do? What can I do, when nobody around here cares enough to let me help them help themselves?

/blog

>>40462233
Lily is for sure the cutest of the bunch

>>40459601
Imagine going to Brighton, off yourself

>>40462233
leyla because i love doges

>>40462233
they all look the same
basic

>>40462300
Get him to come to the gym with you, just say you need someone to work out with. Get him lifting weights. Start slow. Get him to walk, get him to jog 100m then walk until he can jog again.

The reason most fatties stay fat is because they believe self improvement is a dead end road and that the weight cannot come off. If they understand that if something is scientifically approached then it can be done.

If hes 330lbs im guessing he could lose 100lbs in a year and a half if he put his mind to it. Use myfitnesspal and get him to honestly track his calories. Get him to replace things like soda with diet soda. Baby steps.

The thing is that if he doesnt want to change you cant make him, if he is too lazy/undeterminded to change he wont do it,.

>>40462391
There are no girls on tinder who arent basic

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dubs decide what i say

>>40462443
deez nuts

>>40462443
a slave.

>>40462456
HA HA GOTEM

>>40462443
the secured existence of the white race

>>40462443
Emperor God Trump

>>40462456
that is awful, seconding

>>40462393
Your last sentence hits the nail on the head. I tried to get him to go to the gym with me for a time there, but he was always tired because he "worked all damn day." Then I got to go work with him for a few weeks in the summer because they needed the help and I wanted the money. At least 3 hours of standing by doing nothing but watching Netflix on his phone and very minimal work in between (local furniture company). I realized then that he didn't want it for himself but I kept trying. Then they went bankrupt so he was unemployed and "couldn't afford it" but 2 weeks later comes home and shows off his new Magic deck that cost him $75 so he was just being a retard. Now he has a job where he's 2 minutes away from his best friend's house and they drink and smoke all the time and I don't see him until nearly midnight most days. He knows he's fucking up but won't change anything, but wants to fuck qts and live life like a Chad.

>>40462443
"No I mean I'm asking you, do you know of anything that could make this even better?"

>>40462299
What do you mean, I'm 21 and milfs are horny for me. All I have is a shirtless mirror selfie with bout 10 months worth of gains.

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i know it's a myspace angle but god fucking damn

>>40462443
A race war

>>40462443
"I need a second opinion on some shorts that match my cat, but also my body. I'll pick you up at 6, wear heels"

>>40462487
You have low standards anon. She fat af

>>40462487
shes fat

>>40462483
hahaha nice, i just meant that, while im 20, i look probably 17 in my face and only have noobgains so i cant really get away with adding 10 years to my age

>>40462498
>>40462499
so did you not read the post or

>>40455695
>uses tinder
>can't meet girls in real life
what are you doing with your life honestly

>>40462443
cum in your ear

>>40462501
You said god damn, I said you have low standards. simples.

>>40462500
Neither can I. They don't care.

>>40462512
now this interests me. id have to change my age/make a new facebook right?

>>40462500
MIlfs are looking for the young ones bro. They wanna releive their youth.

>>40462443
"if you had a penis"

>>40462443
you in my sheets watching me fuck my dog ;)))))

>>40462518
I made a new FB myself, looking for younger ones too and they aren't going after guys in their 30s.

It's a pain to keep switching between profiles so I just use bluestacks on PC to emulate a tablet with tinder.

Be upfront about your age in conversations, maybe put it in your profile. If they match with you they wanna fug and you should always keep that in mind.

>>40459490
>>40459299

Stop lying post an actual fucking screenshot of that pic on your tinder profile

>>40462549
boy I am laffin

>>40462542
rollin for this

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>>40462506
you say fat, i say thicc

>>40462559
thanks buddy, i pretty much cant make an emotional connection as is and only use tinder for sex anyways so i might just permanently switch to milfs if it works for me. really appreciate the advice. love you

>>40462443
cmon guys she's waiting...

>>40462456
>>40462443

no dubs yet how is that possible, thirding

>>40462634
>>40462443
lettin me get a sip of that clap clap juice baby

>>40462634
>>40462655

>>40462655
woo

>>40462666
trips backing up the dubs, gotta post it my man
>>40462655

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>>40462443

If you wanted to hang out with me this weekend.

Let's get off this app what's your number you fucking nigger

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>>40462655
lol finally

>>40462696
nice

>>40456531
pittsburgh reporting in
I thought this city was dead for tinder but I guess I just have no game

teach me ur ways senpai

>>40461649
no she's chinese

>>40462696
keep us posted