>walk into the gym >SNAP BACK TO REALITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY

>>40450272
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>>40450272
> IT WASNT LOOVE IT WASNT LOOVE
> IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION

>>40450272
>TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SOOOORRYYY
ugh

>>40450272
>MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND IM HOMEBOUND

I have to sing along

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>AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE

>>40450272
>walk into the gym
>YOUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOHHHH OOOO-OOOOOOOOOOH - YOUUUUUUU OOOOOH-OOOH-OOH-OOH-OH

>incoherent mumbling on top of shitty bass track

Man I love drake

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>walk into gym
>TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>>40450272
>NIEN!

>X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>walk into gym
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE

>>40450272
>WE ARE NUMBER 1!!

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>>40450272
>SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEL TONIGHT. iT'S HAAARD TO LET IT GO

Should I switch gyms? They make me use the communal buttplugs, I can't even bring my own.

>>40450272

But that is actually a nice song to work out to?

My gym has the same shitty playlist every fucking day. I am so glad I got headphones again

>>40450272

>DRAWN INTO THE BACKDROP YOU COULD FADE, YOU COULD FADE AWAY

Forever mirin

>walk into gym
>IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS
>Leave

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>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOOOWWW

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>>40450272
>WITH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON RIDE

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>walk into gym

>I'M JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY

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>>40450437
YOUR TOXIC CUM SLIPPIN ALL OVER

>>40450272
>>40450401
>>40450456
Zero problems with these

>>40450272
>DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DON'T LET ME DOWN

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>>40450272
>DO YOU LIKE
>MY CAR

My gym only plays dad rock

I wish my gym would play some Eminem.

I've gotta be honest I still don't understand what about these posts is supposed to be funny

>>40450557
It's supposed to be related and/or ironic

>>40450531
This is totally fine

>>40450522
GASSSS GASSS GASS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

op you seriously bitching about eminem? my uni gym fucking played whatever modern shit there is like adele.

>walk into gym
>I'm tried waiting for your love

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>walk into gym
>glass breaks
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>walk into gym
>AYAYAYAY

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Walk into gym
>I am the GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD

>Walk into gym
>Word architect, when I arch the tech, I'll part ya' neck

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>walk into gym
>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>excited to use uni gym for the first time.
>tfw no ear drums so cant use headphones.
>Literally twenty one pilots and calvin harris on repeat.
>After a few weeks I cant take it anymore.
>stop going entirely due to music.
>Stopped lifting altogether, lose 2 years of solid gains and got fat.

Can I sue these people?

>Walk into gym
>You know we aint never had no old money

>walk into the gym
>THIS IS THE END
>BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

>>40451275
Just buy some 2 Dollar ear buds you idiot

>>40450387
This every day jdimsa

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>walk into gym
>THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>>40451297
You mean plugs? My ears cant even take those disposable ones my ear fit is beyond retarded but its fine now my club plays 70s for the geezers.

>>40451275
>>tfw no ear drums

uwotm8? Shouldn't you be deaf?

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>walk into gym
>DRAG THAT FUCKING WEIGHT MAN
>DRAG THAT WEIGHT AND BREATHE
>PULL THAT FUCKING ANCHOR ACROSS THE ROCKS
>PUSH THAT MOUNTAIN INTO THE SEA

>>40451457
If you let off a shotgun by your head the sound will violently rupture your eardrums and you will be deaf. However with me getting ear infections every few weeks as a young lad each infection chipped a piece away until there was nothing to chip away. Dont know how to explain but my drums went away 'naturally' compared to loud sounds that actually damage your shit.

>>40451310
im usually more an electronic music fan, but Sabaton and lifting were born for each other.

>walk into the gym
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>40450436
Anderson would make a good white nationalist.

>>40450472
I used to fap to that video :)

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>>40450272
>I LOVE YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS CHRIST

>POO in LaLOO

LE REEEE XDDDDDxD !!!111!

TOP JEJ

>>40451626
I fucking hate this album

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>>40450711
the line that always gets me

STRETCH YOU ON LATEX MASK

>walk into gym
>SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450272
>Walk into gym
>HE WAS A SKATER BOY, HE SAID SAY YA LATER BOY

>walk into gym
>CRAWWWLLLINGGGG INNNN MY SKINNNNNN

>>40450272
>OOOOOHHHH I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>Walk into gym
>BRING ON THE THUNDER BRING ON THE RAIN

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into gym
>DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAY

>walk into gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

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>>40451964
>tfw this was actually a good anime

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>Walk into gym
>PERFECTION
>MECHANIC
>AERO-DYNAMIK

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>HOW LONG HOW LOOOOOONG WILL I SLIDE

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40451964
Oh pls where are the gyms that play anime songs (particularly from KLK, TTGL, DBZ, Naruto etc)

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>>40452656
>tfw one day an autist from /fit/ will open an anime meme gym near me

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>walk into gym
>KEEP PLAYING MY HEARTSTRINGS FASTER AND FASTER
>YOU CAN BE JUST WHAT I WANT, MY TRUE DISASTER

>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY
>I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIHIHIHGT

Thank God for noise cancelling headphones

Has this one been said?

>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR ROVER THAT I KNOW YOU CANT AFFORD
>BITE THAT TATTOO ON YOUR SHOULDER

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40452821
>not doing hip thrusts to the baseline

Never Gunna make It

>>40452852
kek I visualled it

>walk into the gym
>*INDUSTRIAL TECHNO INTENSIFIES*

>>40450351
Literally the best Justin Bieber song wtf

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>walk into gym
>JESUS CHRIST WHY IS LOVE SO LONEY WHY IS LOVE SO LONELYEIIIE

>walk into gym
>NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 100% NIGGA
is this what I get for living in Detroit

>>40452967
>living in Detroit
if you call that living.

>>40450412
>tfw unironically like that song

Kingdom Hearts was a pretty big part of my childhood.

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>Walk into Gym


>TURKEY
>TECH N9NE DA-SOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHINGSOMETHING SOMETHING
>WURLWIDE CHOPPAS

>>40450750

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>walk into gym
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
ugh, any other sicilians on /fit/?

>>40450272
>preparing to do a squat set
DONCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME, DONCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE MS

>walk into gym
>ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI SHOUNEN YO SHINWA NI NARE

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>>40450272
>RESPONSIBILITY'S COOL, BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE
>LIKE GETTIN YOUR DICK
>RODE ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

>>40450750
Awaken my masters

>>40450272
I remember once at the gym, I was in the room where people would bench and squat. My brother was finishing his set when "Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor started playing on the gym's speakers. For a brief moment, everyone in the gym stopped what they were doing and just listened, similar to the opera scene in Shawshank Redemption. The moment was broken when a guy was asked how he was doing and the guy said "just rocking out to Sinead O'Connor. It was a weird workout.

>>40453000
I just had to listen to it and I got an urge to replay kingdom hearts, man I haven't played vidya in years too, that song is strong.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into the gym
>SAIL

>>40450750
awaken my masters

>>40453059
It's not a bad song, but it's overplayed and no one on earth knows any of their other songs, me included.

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>walk into gym
>microphones sample intensifies
>LORD WHY LORD WHY DO I GOTTA WAKE UP MORE WINE MORE WINE BABY POUR ANOTHER CUP

>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO
>GO SHAWTY
>IT'S YA BIRTHDAY
>WE GON' PARTY LIKE IT'S YA BIRTHDAY

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>40451626
THE ONLY GIRL I EVEEEEEEEER LOOOOOOOOVED

>>40451284
>tfw you happen upon contemporary wealth

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>Keep going, yeah you sissy ass mother fuckas
>Hit a motherfucker, hit a motherfucker, Bitch

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>walk in to gym
>we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
>and the machine is bleeding to death
fucking normies

FADE INTO DARKNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>40453364
GYBE is literally all normies entry into post-rock though

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS !

>>40450272
>A REAL HUMAN BEING
>AND A REAL HERO

>>40450272
>walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450272
>walk into gym
>iiiiiiiiim an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into gym
>Well-a bird is the word oh well-a bird bird bird

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>walk into gym
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OL' DAYS
>mfw

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> I CAN FEEL IT, COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT

> OH LAWWDDDD

>>40453685
kek'd

>GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY

>>40450272
tfw ur gym is too gay to play anything else but top100 bullshit and ur force to lift to it because u hate wearing cords in ur ears

>>40450272
>BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAAAAATTEEEER

How the FUCK am I supposed to get motivated to that?

>>40452656
>>40452688
I'd pay good money for a membership to the anime gym. You'd probably also get pretty much every black 20-something male in the city, too.

>Weight room made up like the gravity chamber from DBZ
>Cardio room is Green Hill Zone

Should we come up with a playlist?

>>40450401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U

>>40454023
Kill la Kill OST
Gurren Lagann OST
FLCL OST
DBZ Bruce Faulconer OST
One Punch OST
Jojo OST

Or just stream openings.moe

>>40450412
>All barbells are taken
>Have to use keyblade

>>40450436
....shit taste.

>>40453685
>TO HELL WITH THE N DOUBLE ACP

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>>40454222
TRIPS CONFIRM.
RING THAT BELL, SHOUT FOR JOY. WHITE MAN'S DAY IS HERE

>>40450750
Awaken my Masters

>>40454147
I got a few more I think would work well in a gym, along with those

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UoixnuWow

Getter Robo Armageddon OST
Mainkaiser, SKL, and Shin Mazinger OSTs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qcwsEPRn6o
Gundam 0083 OST, but especially: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8zX6AGJeIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8zX6AGJeI


And there are a million others, but I think that's already more variety than most gyms put on their track lists, quite frankly.

>>40451189
>>40451310
>Sabaton is having a concert in my country in 3 weeks
>tfw no friends who listen to Sabaton
>tfw no friends at all

A-any of you guys wanna go with me?

>>40453916
>walk into gym
>WOW, FANTASTIC BABY

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into gym
>SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH
SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS'!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40453819
>SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40454512
What city famm

>>40456295
Zagreb, Croatia

>walk into gym
>JIBUN WO

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>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40454566
>BANG BANG BANG

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>walk into gym
>I'M ONLY HUMAN

>walk into gym
>MY HEART STILL BEATS LIKE A BROKEN DRUM

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450405
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>40450272
>be a gmy
>pople walk into you
>cant ever even lift weightss
>see al those dyle fags lift little
>sea ocalosnal anons who lift pig
>dont crie anymore

>>40450412
>liking a videogame literally made for kids

wew

>>40450429
>getting in there behind you
>BRIGHT LIGHT IN A STARLESS NIGHT BURN A HOLE IN THE DYING DAY

Holy shit anon.

I love Zyzz so muCH

I love you anon

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40450437
>tfw i have this on my playlist

>>40456942
delet this

>>40457013
>What a tangled web we weave for things we want we do not need!

FFFUUUAARRRKKK MIRING

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>he doesn't listen to the /fit/ version

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>enter gym
>I WILL BE AS HARSH AS TRUTH AND AS UNCOMPROMISING AS JUSTICE

>>40450380
>not getting primal as FUARK when lil dicky comes on

Bete cuck

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

>>40457941
>tfw Jewish flow is my song for my last set

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>walk into the gym
>I CAN MAKE A MILLION LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS JUMP

>>40453845
>CHA DUNK CHADUNK CHAGUNK GADUNKDUNK

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>BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

>>40451694
Nice taste anon

>>40451498
>I FEEL SO HEAVY MAAAN

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>walk into gym
>THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE

>>40450272
>AND I COULD TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK

>walk into gym
>have to wear ear plugs because I forgot to renew my gym music listening tax

Feels bad man

>>40453068
I dunno, I love them and the album called Run, or whichever has white horses on the cover, is awesome. I've seen them live twice.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450522
I fucking wish my gym did this.

but I have to use headphones.

>>40459286
I want to work out at your gym.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>40459286

>INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCHES

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>>40450711
>He doesnt have a gym entrance music
>be me
>gym entrance music starts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwEzysrU_k
>gym manlets start marking the fuck out
>throwing me beers
>walk up to the gym owner and give em a stone cold stunner

>>40450351
>doesnt like Justin Bieber

faggg

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>walk into my gym
>I'M SAIL-ING AWAYYYYYYYY

>walk into gym
>OH I'M FEELIN DRUNK AND HIGH, SO HIGH, SO HIGH

>walk into the gym
>and it's shutdown, that's not me and it's shutdown, ring ring pussy it's shutdown

literally it's just this song and paper on repeat, the gym owners are massive skepta fanboys, can't blame em tho, skepta is peak, should play more shit like tantskii's spitfire part 3 tho

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>walk into gym

>MOEAGARE, MOEAGARE, MOEAGARE GANDAMU!

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> walk into gym
> LET THE VOICE OF LOVE
> TAKE YOU HIIIIIIIIIGHEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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>>40460648
>tfw

>>40450750
Awaken my masters!

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>GRAVITY
>CRRRRUSHIN ME
>CRRRRUSHIN ME

>>40454023
>>40454147
>>40454355
This is good

>>40450371
>And I take a deep breath and I get real high
>And I scream from the top of my lungs
>What's going on?

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40453017
Fuck you man, Worldwide choppers is one of the GOAT rap lifting songs

>I'M LIGHTYEARS, AHEAD OF MY PEERS

>>40459286
>>40459680

>THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
>AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN
>THROUGH THE NAZI LIIIIIIIIIIIINES

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>>40450272
>Walk into gym
>THOR! ODINS SON, PROTECTOR OF MANKIND!
Nordic gyms fucking rule

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

Any metal bands to fill my playlist ? i need some gud shit to hit them PRs

>>40450412
Love u man gaddam gud song

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>>40450272
>I NEVER CONQUERED, RARELY CAME

>>40460774
How much would you pay a month for Anime Gym, anon?

>>40453040
Would read again

>>40461055
Sabaton

>>40461055
KREATOR
PLEASURE TO KILL, EVER DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
THEIR NEWER STUFF(2002 ONWARDS) WILL ALSO DO
BOLT THROWER

>walk into gym
>CHROME MONSTERS STEEL WARRIORS SOUL STEALERS
>RIPPPINNNGG OUT HEEEAAAAARTSSSS

>>40450272
wish they played this in my gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K00ex5FzP5Y

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>SO WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVERRRR

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40454023
>entrance looks like the hyperbolic time chamber

>>40450412
>not taking elixirs and turning in your natty card
Cmon...

>walk into gym
>hear some strange boom chaka chaka boom from locker room
>what the fuck
>open the door
>GET ON THE FLOOR
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

I go to a gym in Korea.
So all they play is k-pop and some Mos Def.

>>40450351
Delete this peasant>>40450351

>walk into gym
>people grunting

Yep, I lift at a ghetto YMCA that doesn't have speakers.

>>40453038
>mfw i just put dg's entire discog on my phone
tomorrow's gonna be a great workout bros

>walk into gym
>record scratch
>yup, that's me
>I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation

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>walk into gym
> I'M A CLASSIC MAN

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>walk into gym
>You don't have to change a thing, the world could change its heart!

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>>40450272
Walk into gym
>I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie worrrrrld
>so fantastic. Made of plastic

>>40456442
ti si moje ljubavi, ja hotchesh tvoje kurats

>>40450750
Awaken my masters!

>CHA LA
>HEAD CHALA
>HE GOT THE AUTO GAIN

>Walk into gym
>CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>40463363
Do you live in Brooklyn by any chance?

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450387
Damn that umaru and haikyuu cross gif

>STANDING

>>40450272
lol fags, my gym plays Led Zeppelin and Aerosmith.

>You're Beautiful

>AND OUR ASHES WILL FLY FROM THE AEROPLANE OVER THE SEA
such is life in Soviet Austin

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Walk into Home Gym
>YOU WILL ONLY GET THR FINEST OF PROTEIN POWDERS.
>YOU WILL ONLY GET HORNIER EVERYTIME YOU MASTURBATE. EVERY TIME YOU LIFT YOU WILL GET HORNIER. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE HOR NY.

>>40460648
>walk into gym
>DANGERASS
>MOST DANGERASS

>NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED

>>40450750
Awaken my masters

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40461004
My fellow Viking

>>40451548
this desu, I listen to them exclusively while lifting, I've hit more PRs lifting to The Last Stand than any other song

>be me
>doing deadlifts
>pr day baby
>get ready
>itsnotmoving.jpg
>breathe in and out
>FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD, FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY
>bar rockets up
>easiest pr day

>>40454512
Unless you're an americuck I'm sorry my friendo

>walk into gym
>BBBBRRRRAAAAAPPPP
>ah yes my dear
not again

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40451544
What is the medical condition called?

>>40465593
It's called bullshit.

>>40450272
>I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY EEEEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSS

>>40450750
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>pushhinn in the trap trash
>I fuck bitches who do no fap

>>40454023
>Jumping jacks to the NGE theme song

>>40454512
You forgot to say no homo

>PUT YOUR PUSSY FINGERS TO THE MOON

>>40465535
>FEEL NO SORROW FEEL NO PAIN

>>40450351
Every time a Justin Bieber song is playing I shout "reps for biebs" and smash my set

>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies
>ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
>all the single ladies

>about to do diddly lifts
>HAHA BACK AGAIN

>bitch i got ten thousand
>multiply a hundred
>bitch there's a million fly wimmens in my dungeon

>>40450750
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>walk into the gym
>GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
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>>40450750
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>>40450272
> SALEELUL SAWARIM NASHEEDUL UBAH

>ITS JUST LIKE T_T
>JUST LIKE T_T

I live in South Korea.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450272
did you snapped your back?

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

> Walk into the gym
> Like what up I got a big cock

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>Skip into gym
UNDERBEATH MY SKIN THERES A NIGGER

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>Cash me outside how bout dat how bout dat

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>>40465722
>When the Jack3D is too strong

>>40450272
>All you ladies pop your pussy like this
>Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
>Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
>Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
>Right now, Lick it good
>suck this pussy just like you should
>My Neck, my back
>Lick my pussy and my crack
EVERY NIGHT WORLDS GYM REEEEE

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into gym
>"stop right there kid! You're ten thousand light-years from facing Brock!"

>>40450272
>WE COULD BE HEEEROOOOOOOOOS ME AND YOUUUUUUUUUU

>>40451560
jesus

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>walk into gym
>All the girls are doing some sort of glute exercise

>>40450750

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40463344

kek

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>I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
>I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
>I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

I have fortunate son as first song on my playlist and I start playing as soon as I leave changing room. How autistic am I?

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
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>>40463381
I find them to be hit or miss. Beware is GOAT though.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40465329
>ON THE BENCH

>walk into gym
>BITCH I'M YOUNGE PLAUGE HERE TO SPREAD THE FLAME

>>40450272
>walk into gym
>EVERYBODY BACK UP I RUN THIS!

>enter gym
>AN' I DON'T WANNA LIIIIVE
>FOREVAAAA

>walk into gym
>HOHOEMI WASURETA KAO NADO MITA KU WA NAI SAAA
>AIIIIII WO TORIMODOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
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>>40451189
>listening to Svea Rikes Hjältar on the gym radio
>not having a personal playlist of music for liberating the Holy Land
never gonna make it

>>40450522
I use eurobeat when I cycle.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I feel your heart
It's beating time with mine
But love love love is on the line

He holds you down
But I know you want to run
You're hot hot loaded like a gun

Oh you feel so trapped and confused
Start with nothing and you've got nothing to love

>>40451964
> DON'T LOSE YOUR WHEY

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>>40450272
>LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM LEARN TO SWIM

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>Walk into gym
>AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

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>walk into gym
>some-one asks me for lifting advice
>put on headphones

>But do not ask the price I pay
>I must live with my quiet rage
>Tame the ghosts in my head
>That run wild and wish me dead
>Should you shake my ash to the wind
>Lord forget all of my sins
>And let me die where I lie
>Beneath the curse of these lovers eyes

Walk into the gym , bluetoof headset automatically turns on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

PR's that day

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>walk into gym
>I DON'T LIKE YOU ALIJA, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BALIJA. YOU DESTROYED A PEACEFUL DREAM, MAY THE RIVER DRINA, TAKE HUNDREDS OF YOUR MUJAHEDEEN EVER DAY!
>everyone singing in unison
>plates flying everywhere
>people firing off guns between sets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seV51xrDp04

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>40451581
same mate, that scene where she's in the airplane cubicle with that dude GOD DAM.

>>40450750
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>40450750
I legit have this song on my gym playlist.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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>>40450380
>Drake
>Incoherent mumbling
You must be mistaken

>>40450272
>walk into gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5T156l4tg

It was late at night, but the who hell would put that on at a gym. I had to ask the guy what it was.

>Enter gym
>Hey, Senorita! Senorita Carlita, you want to go with me to Mexico. Ah come on ... I'm Carlito!
>mfw

>>40451626
I like that song