/fit/ how the fuck do i initiate a conversation with a girl??

"hey"

"s-so are you like, one of those checkout girls?"

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>>40442499

>hey how's your day going
>not too bad yourself?
>can't complain
>stand there for around 3 seconds in silence before pulling out phone and pretending to text
>haven't made eye contact yet so can't start now
>awkwardly grab my bags before she's given me the receipt
>go to grab it as she slides it into one of the bags
>have a good day
>it's night time
>walk away semi happy that I talked to a girl this week

>>40442488
>"what can I get for $20?"

>>40442488
Just ask her if she wants to have a conversation, it's not difficult.

>>40442523
>walk up to a grill
>"D-do you want to have a conversation?"
Yeah... brilliant strategy, autist

get drunk

>>40442517
>can't complain

This is the point where you would have normally asked her for her number or if she wants to drink a coffee with you.

>>40442530
Works for me. You probably don't lift enough or are too short for them to be interested.

>>40442543
Underrated and true

>>40442633
stupid and cowardly

If you cant sack up when you are sober then you have far more self growth required than liquid courage

>>40442543

That seems emotionally unhealthy

>>40442640
Fake it till you make it, brah

>>40442488
ay gurl u wnt sum fuk?

>>40442543
this is so true, I went to a festival years ago with my bro and got pissed off with him and left to get drunk myself. met a group of girls when I was wasted and started talking to them and hung out with them all day, we even took ecstacy together and had a great time. end of the night and im at their tent, 2 of them seem up for it but I sperged out and left since I was sobering up by then, and afraid my dick wouldn't work because of all the subtances. I regret it so much.

>>40442543

this 100%

getting drunk somehow switches off the autism, at least for me.

>>40442710
Nope, there is a sweet spot though, but getting drunk makes me hyper autistic and broody.

>>40442519
This is the only real answer.

If she reacts negatively, example she looks disgusted or something, try recovering by playing it off as a joke, if that doesn't work then she isn't worth it either way.

If she laughs or something then I guess you say it was a joke and then get her number and then it's bone town from there.

>A-are you an archaeologist?

stare off into the distance and ignore her entirely chicks love a mysterious man

>>40442842
Laura :3

>>40442663
Every time i touch ecstasy my dick becomes diamonds for like 2 hours

>>40442663
you are a fucking idiot

don't fuck up like that again soldier

>>40442842
fuck you beat me to it. with the stuttering and everything.

>>40442488
Why, exactly, are you asking this on /fit of all places?

Asking relationship advice from 4chan is like going to tumblr for dieting tips.

>>40445550
Haha it's funny because everyone that goes on 4chan is a loser like you.

If you have to ask then don't worry about it

>>40442663
Noooooo, why you fucking faggot? why?

You don't deserve to have those experiences. Leave it to virgins like me :'(

>>40445751
Did I touch a nerve there buddy? I was really talking about trolls not losers. But suit yourself.

gril I know u want dis dick

>>40442488
Walk up to them and press A

>>40442488
pretend to be gay: 200% confidence boost

I have the same problem. I hate to admit this but talking to stranger who are guys is quite simple and easy. For some reason I can talk to men pretty normally but women are different, I get worried about talking about myself to women. Plus I haven;t been exposed to women much in the last 10 years. After high school its all over folks

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LISTEN MAN THIS IS THE FUCKING SECRET I USED TO BE AS AUTISTIC AS YOU WERE BUT THIS REALLY HELPED ME

>step 1 put a nice colone
>step 2 get a good haircut personally i went for a poumpadour
>step 3 start looking up instead of down
>step 4 watch neon genesis evangelion
>step 5 start acting like kaji
>step 6 get an excuse to talk to her
>step 7 make her laugh atleast once
>step 8 then speak your mind even if it is do you want some oca ola my nigg?
>done

>>40442568
no? r u retarded. u say r u doing anything this weekend or whatever. then if shes into u she might invite u to go do something or if shes shy she will say she isnt doing nothing then u can ask her. if shes not interested she would just say shes busy and it basically saves u from asking and being rejected

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>girl asked me today in the computer lab how to spell a word...she had the computer and phone in front of her

Am I stupid for not noticing she wanted to talk to me or was she just stupid for not noticing she did not need to ask me for help?

fuk this peace out yall

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=dfekd8Imtzk

Just go up and tell her she's hot. Most of the time she'll say you are too.

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>>40448977
>6'2
>chad
>dyel af
>just be confident bro

>>40448591
THANKS MC RIDE

>>40448801
She was just making conversation.
You know something she didn't do? Analyze the situation from every possible angle and neurotically obsess about the possible outcomes. She just talked.

>>40448737
>saves you from asking and being rejected

Can't you see how beta this shit is? Or is this a joke post, I can't tell.

>>40448988
>>40448977
This would be very doable if my balls were at least x10 bigger.

Read Bang by Roosh
Gives you all the theoretical background you need, and answers your question early on int the first chapter. Then you actually have to put all that theory into use, which is another story.

It boils down to talking to so many girls that you no longer fear rejection.

>>40442763
then it gets awkward when you have to explain the joke and the negative reaction happens

h-how do I even find a man who would be interested in talking

I don't drink and generally pretty boring person with no social life

>>40442488
You slap them with a trout

>>40442569
>>40442523
that's pretty cringy and forced. it's like the classic "so... what do you want to talk about now" when it gets quiet. play it cool all you want, the girls you said that to internally cringed, unless you're under 17

>>40449296
If you got a pussy, that'll probably be enough if you walk you and say hello

>>40449423
What if I have a stutter

>ay girl wan sum fuck?

Works every time.

>>40449441
C-cute

eye contact, smile, hey my name's anon

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>hi
>EW

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>>40442530

>>40448008
>gay