paralyse gut for max calorie intake

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are you dumb

>>40438112
>absorbe more of the calories and protein

lol WHAT

Take a bunch and let us know what happens

>>40438112
yeah give it a shot. In fact take them all and hopefully you will also die

>>40438112
Yeah absolutely nothing could go wrong.

Yea it will work like for one meal until the food starts clogging up and you end up with fecal vomits

>>40438127
>>40438137

what's the problem? I'm 99% sure that human digestion isn't perfectly efficient. It's not like every single glucose molecule or protein amino acid or whatever gets absorbed from the food into your body because it gets digested and quickly moved on so you can shit it out. So by taking these pills, it'll keep the food in the digestion part of my gut for longer so hopefully I can absorb everything with perfect efficiency.

>>40438112
Do it for science.

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>>40438112
your body is already able to detect a large meal and slow things down.

think of it like this
>be caveman
>kill a lion, eat it before it rots
>eat like 500g protein in one sitting
>keep travelling, eat berries for the next week
>don't lose any gains because dat cut of lion meat still digesting slowly with slower enzymes breaking down protein
>hide behind a rock and BRAAAAAP at the end of the week
>mfw.oogabooga

Let us know how your hospital visit ends up

>>40438194
fuckwad that's not how kreb cycle works.

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>>40438210
>>40438210
nice

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>>40438210
yeah but im not a caveman and I shit every day rather than every week. so your example just proves that i'm wasting protein.

pic related proof.

>>40438112
LOL this should become a new copypasta

>>40438249
i'm not talking about the krebs cycle...im talking about absorption from the gut.

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>>40438112
Eat them all and ask the guy who does your autopsy to post results.

>>40438284
You don't flush everything out at the same time. You can eat meat and fruit and shit out the remains of fruit while the meat is still digesting

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>>40438573

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>>40438112
>>40438284

Nigga you are all sorts of retarded

>>40438112
Mebeverine is an antimuscarinic drug that acts to slow down gut motility. The gut is motile in our rest and digest phase. This works for people who have such great parasympathetic tone that they never reach sympathetic tone of their guts. If you are normal and take this you'll end up constipated and possibly have an elevated heart rate depending on the drugs pharmacodynamics. As for absorption of the food, our body already does a great job of absorbing the nutrition from our food unless it's moving too fast (aka IBS). You're just going to waste her medicine.