This Chick asks you to do this at the Gym, What do?

>>40433767
Give her a barbell and tell her I have a workout to finish

ask someone else darling i have a gf

>>40433767
Explain that I'm gay and therefore that I believe all girls have cooties

>>40433767
Ask to do it with her at home later
N-no hetro.

>>40433767
Eh probably tell her nah

I don't want to mess up my workout. I'm just like Arnold when he is prepping. You have to be cold with women when you lift as they are life's greatest meme.

>>40433782
lol, this

Also, this shouldn't be done in the gym, its sexual as fuck and she is asking for trouble

>>40433832
What kind of trouble? Rape trouble?

>>40433832
trouble?

you see all those potential whiteknights in the background?

she's just being a major cocktease

>>40433767
>Get a boner with my tiny dick
>she notices, starts laughing and walks over to her chad boyfriend
>she points at me and they both laugh
>he walks over to his chad friends, points at me, and they all laugh

Grab her by the pussy.

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>>40433852
This

I'd stand no chance. She will just laugh at me with chad

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>>40433852
this is my fantasy

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>>40433841
>Rape trouble?
if so, you'd better make it double. cut I'm ready to blast off at the speed of light.

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>>40433767
Reminder that if a grill can hip trust you for reps you are DYEL and should leave the board immediately

>>40433767
What is she doing in my homegym?

what a whore this dumbass shit can barely be called a exercise.

I don't want to get kicked out of the gym for sexual assault though.

if she's asking me to do that i wouldn't be called a deviant

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>>40433911
she prob in better shape than most of the board

>>40433998
How do I achieve a gf like this?

>>40433998
i'm in love.

>>40434013
you have to squat at least 4plate

>>40433998
She has an instagram where all she does is legs.

>nerviously accept
>start pushing down while making eye contact
>dick starts bulging, can't help myself
>set goes on and she starts getting sweaty\
>"accidentally" lose my grip
>"accidentally" let my dick slip out and while falling, pull her shorts down
>my dong plunges inside her puddin' pop
>immediately cum and impregnant

finally i'd have a gf

>>40434046

link?

>>40433767
How fucking inappropriate would that be? She doesn't know me like that

>>40434013
girls like this already have GF sorry

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>>40433911
>Wow I need a bigger guy than this

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>he fell for the women don't like manlets meme

Lmao your fitness queen is fucking a manlet

>>40434102
DELETE THIS

>>40434036
I'm so close then

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>>40433767
That's pretty hot
>tfw no gf to make gains with and then follow up that workout with sex afterwards
Slow moving heavy breathing hard long thrusts
Brehs


>>40434046
She has visible defined mass all around her upper arms and shoulders and traps
Enough for a girl that's is, proves she just doesn't hit legs and ass everyday

>>40434101
>142kg
I doubt that.

>>40434134
maybe they added both to make it seem more impressive

>>40434102
>she's as big as him
Or better, he's as small as she is. Still, that's fucked up

>>40434102
thats because shes the man of the relationship

she probably fucks him with a strap-on

>>40434150
he's smaller than her
shows you that lifting and height don't matter
personality comes first

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>>40433767
>This Chick asks you to do this at the Gym
>This Chick asks you
>woman
>approaching me
>ever

>>40434158
>all people are the same, look at this one (1) case
I'm not saying personality isn't important, but generalising like that is dumb

>>40434199
Note: Not memes or shitposts allowed in this thread.

>>40434102
bra too small

are hip thrusts a bad idea if you had a slipped disc like a year ago but that shit healed up quick? a,m scare

>>40434150
>Still, that's fucked up

Funny way of saying "hot as fuck"

>>40434101
how are you even supposed to load that thing without another person helping? bands?

>44 posts and no instagram link

wow /fit/ really is gay

>>40434396
Thanks

I'd ejaculate in my underwear so I would try to find a way out. Or rape her and try to escape

>>40433767
If you don't pop a boner you'll be labeled a faggot.

>>40433767
Not being phased much at all by strange requests from random pretty women (being a bit strange myself) I do as she asks. When done I ask her, with a slightly raised eyebrow and a slight smile on my face, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

>>40434474
Fazed.

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>>40433909
>androgynous James

>>40433782
The ONLY correct answer

>I come here to train, not talk or fuck around

>>40433767
not gonna lie, that was sexy af

Brehs I would pop an insane boner, especially if she started making those sex noises from exertion.

>>40433767
Try to do what she wanted me to do, but not get it quite right and leave her disappointed.

What happens if your hands slip and face plant right onto her boobs??

>>40433767
what's going on here...

>>40433782
/thread

>"I'm sorry but I'm not here to fuck around. There's the smith machine."

>>40435060
>Not fucking around
>Using smith machine

Pick one.

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>>40434051
kek'd audibly

>>40433767
I'd have to ask her first if she has ever farted or pooped, I wouldn't touch a poop whore.

100% no way I wouldn't have a huge boner so I agree with >>40433782

Fuck off cunt I'm losing my pump.

>>40435071
For her you moron

>>40433767

Since girls can easily hip thrust 200lbs if they have a decent (for a female) squat, he could sit across her abs. she's probably doing it this way for high rep accessory work & accomodating resistance.

As for people complaining , I think Arnie used to do calf raises with three guys on his back. One would get off as the set dropped. Any human-assisted stuff like this means you need trusted partners.

Also, jealous I don't have a girl like this I can do partners yoga/calesthenics with as a cooldown after lifting. That shit looks fun as fuckall

>>40433767
would probably bust a load on my face if she ever looked at me like that during

>>40433767
no thanks i need to train legs

>>40433767
>tfw no trap bf to do this with

>>40433767
>Do like four reps
>Violently cum in my pants
>Retardedly ask her if it was good for her, as well
>Curl up on the floor crying, sobbing and shaking in utter despair
>Get up, act like nothing happened, finish my sets, go home, have dinner, have a shower, go to bed
>Furiously masturbate as I've fallen in love

>note that if you pop a semi you'll be labeled a sexual deviant and lose your membership

I think that if you DON'T pop a semi in this scenario that's more indicative of being a sexual deviant

>>40433998
The moaning is pretty good

>>40433767
I'll comply. My dick isn't large enough for people to notice a semi.

>>40433767
SAUCE please lord above sauce

>>40435113
FUCKING KEK

>>40433767
I weigh and sort of look like I weigh almost 250 right now.
I'll actually be impressed if she does my weight for reps.
But she'll start struggling and moaning and I'll smell her and catch her glance.
Our eyes will lock and we'll get distressingly close to kissing as she struggles.
I'll instantly regret free balling in a pair of jogging pants as I notice that she's been starring wide eyed for a few moments
Cue getting kicked out of the gym for fucking her in the showers in.

>>40435803
It's not porn, what do you want sauce for?

>>40435870
muh test obviously

>>40435861
you're gay, sorry dude.

>>40433767
itt: things that will never happen

>>40433971
What are glute bridges.

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>>40433801
>life's greatest meme.

And on that day those words were forever stained within his brain.

>>40435803
>>40435773

https://vid.me/ uy02

her moans are erotic af

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>>40436000
>TRIPSSSS

>>40436008
Now if only they didn't have that other bitch speaking Spanish during the moans

>>40435923
I wish.
I've turned down gays that have offered me hundreds of bucks just for the priviledge of sucking my dick.
Hell, I'd be the house husband of a well off twink right now.

>>40433911
I can glute bridge 335 for 10 reps and you can do more weight with hip thrusts.

A girl should be able to hip thrust you or she's weak as fuck

hot

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>>40433998
so jealous of this dike trainer

>>40433998
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>40433852
>>40433899
>replying to yourself

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>>40433998

>leg extensions

dropped

>>40433767

Why would anyone ask this of a stranger, ever?

>>40433767
Where the fuck did all this spaghetti come from?

>>40433998

What the fuck is that trainer doing? Holding in the hernia with her fist?

>>40433767

report her to the front desk

Hit the lunk alarm

>>40437177
>>40433998
No one gives a shit about your lez crush. Stop posting.

blow my load instantly because i've been on nofap for 1 year, haven't spoken to a female in 2, and been edging every day for 3

>>40434474
This isn't real, right? Please tell me you're memeing?

>>40438225
Obviously.

>>40433767
Someone explain me what's the point here.

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>>40438156
>>40437177

>>40438395

Female attention whoring

>>40433782

this desu, glutes before slutes

>>40433767

the guy is replacing a barbell with plates over her hips, very common exercise for fitness instagram sluts.

>>40433767

How does she approach me? Do I owe her a favor? Do I know her?

Unless there's a good reason I'm going back to my workout

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I almost got a boner watching this

>>40434474
>Not being phased much at all by strange requests from random pretty women (being a bit strange myself) hgh *snort* I do as m'lady asks. When done I ask her, with a slightly raised eyebrow, katana sheathed, and a slight smile on my face, "You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this"

whats her insta you faggot cucks

>>40434046
https://youtu.be/i6tTv_DEY7s?t=1m26s

>>40433767
guess ill do some modified planking with this.

>>40438490
>almost

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>having someone grope you for every workout

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>>40433767
>this is the only way that i best target my glutes guys, don't hyper-sexualize me pls

>>40438421
id take the BRRRAAAPPPP like a bong hit

>>40439785
She knows what she's doing and she fucking gets off on it.

>>40437912
This, my high school wrestling coach, athletic trainer, college wrestling coach, athletic trainer and an orthopedic surgeon have all told me to stay the fuck away from this machine.

The surgeon said using it on low weight, and not locking out is sometimes used to rehabilitate knee surgeon parients, but that she even didn't like that.

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>>40438421

>>40439993
:/ poor engagement

>>40440055
she probably has stronger legs than you

>>40433998
>>40434102
>>40437177
>>40438421
>>40439993
gimme a name lads for the love of god

>>40440068
viviwinklerwellness

>>40438169
>edging
>nofap
lmao

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>>40440078
i fucking love you

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>>40433767
What the fuck am i looking at

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>>40440584

>>40434101
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPT
...oops

>>40433782
fpbp

>>40437177
All these leg extensions.

Future knee problems.

>pop a semi
Bro i would be rock hard with precum dribbling down my legs

>>40433786
I don't think anyone's that gay brah.

>>40433782
This is why i don't ask friends or female work ppl to come gym
I come to lift and only lift

>>40435041
It would be just like my animes

>>40433911
>i know nothing about anatomy and biomechanics but ill troll post anyway xdXDDD

>>40433832
>its sexual as fuck and she is asking for trouble

spoken like a creepy little fedora tipper.

by this logic, bench press needs to be banned since people can just lay down and spread their legs like a total whore.

fuck off retard.

>>40433782
Yeah she is not flirting with him, the guy has literally less worth to her then a slightly heavier bar.

>>40433767
Dude I'd pop a semi if she'd talk to me, the fuck is wrong with you

>>40434102
Wtf is wrong with her toes

>>40433767
just do it
raging cyclical depression makes the chances of popping wood irl extremely minimal

>>40433767
Help her easily. That would be so fucking awesome, im dying for such things!
Ist no secret, i have a big cock. Im almost always wearing spandex Shorts so that grills can mire my fucking bulge.
I can not get a semi or hard on if i dont want to!
How that? Im a fucking paraplegic (wheelchair)! i Had a penile inplants Operations.
So i dont get a hard on anymore, but i can inflate and deflate my dick when ever i want and for so long i want.
So i would fucking enjoy to death how the qt would mire my dick and i dont going to get a hard on! Fuck Yes!

>>40433911
>>40433911
>faggot
Don't letting the Girl lift him... so he can flirt with her ect...

Rejectinggirl/Alphaasfuck.pic

>>40433783
It's not just me who reads 'gf' as sounding like 'gif', right? Rhyming with jif? I'm worried everyone else thinks 'tfw no gee-eff'

>>40443265
I...what?

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>>40443651

>>40433767
>note that if you pop a semi you'll be labeled a sexual deviant and lose your membership
No I won't because I live in Brazil, a literal third world shithole with an oversexualized society.

I won't be labeled any more of a sexual deviant than this girl for dancing like this in the middle of the streets during the weekends: https://youtu.be/_ZU8l2GZbys

But do tell me what the purpose of that exercise is exactly...

>>40443694
It would be without sensation. Why bother?
I think of just be slamming heroin until I died of that was me.

>>40443721
Thrusting harder when fucking you with a strap on

>>40433832
do you live in saudi arabia or something?

>>40443731
without Sensation????

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>>40433767
>he's just my gym buddy anon
>we were just working out...

>>40443731
Have better sensation now then before the surgery...

>>40443741
>Thrusting harder when fucking you with a strap on
I would let that girl peg me.

i'd do it if she was as hot as that desu

that would be the biggest "do you want to fuck me" question ever. all other answers in this thread are wrong

"uh i've got a workout to finish hun" kek are you a fag ?

you can workout every day 7 days a week, its not often shit like that happens.

>>40443792
>Alpha as fuck

>>40443776
Oh, I thought the whole dick has synthetic

>>40433832
Is your gym in a Sharia zone?

>>40434130
I would hit that ass everyday, nommsayin ;)

>>40443776
You have ED or something?

I have no problems getting and keeping boners, but dat 6x6 chode is disheartening

also
>guy asks me if I want to get coffee
>realize what the fuck he's doing
>say "yeah, sure"
>wait why did I say that
>he says "you're gay, right?"
>"no haha"
>he leaves
I'm pretty sure this was a dream, what does it mean?

>>40443637
Pronounce it like Jee-eff

>>40443637
That's not how you say gif. It does not rhyme with Jif. Just because the creator doesn't understand the english language does not give him a right to subvert it.
G makes the "guh" sound.

>>40443883
Yes, i had ED. Motocycle accident, broke my spine, spinal cord injury, can not walk... get boners, but they dont last Long and are not hard enough.... tried viagra,cialis and Co... but it wasn't enough.. Doctors told me about the penile inplants.
I glad i done it.

>>40433852
why doesn't chad just do this lmao

>>40439802
fucking kek

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>>40433832
found the muslim

ANYBODY posted a YouTube link for OP yet?

WELL YOU SHOULD!

>>40445931
kek

Just tell her you don't work there and you don't want to be liable for anything.

Silly aspies.

>>40433767
No problem
I'd drop so much spaggetti she'd get creeped out and rescind her offer.
This is like the one instance where being me comes in handy.

>>40443926
>what is a giraffe

>>40447080
It's abbreviated from a word that starts with a hard G. Do you say "Jiraffics" card?

>>40433998
>Getting shakey legs and struggling with what looks like no more than 120lbs on a leg extension.

This is close to a peak female and she's failing on something any skinny-legged male can do.

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>>40443764
>>40433998
>shes just my gym bff anon
>we were just working out...

Tell her I must go as my people need me

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>>40434102
.....the butthurt is strong lanklets

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>>40433767
Poochie my way outta that shit

>>40445931
am mudslim am kekking you asshole

>>40440059

yeah because women are stronger than men right ?

>>40433767
PUSH! PUSH WHORE!

>>40449926
in your case, yes

>>40434157
It's not like she can't overpower him

>>40443801
>trip

stopped reading

>>40433767
Cum in my pants probably. Holy shit.

Unpopular opinion incoming

You can totally do stuff like this at the gym without having any sexual feeling or intent. I used to train martial arts in a mixed sex class and we did A LOT of stuff that would have looked compltely perved out and sexual to an outsider, but when you're actually doing the drills you can't even fcous on the sex factor wince what you're doing is super intense.

I'm talking stuff like
>female puts you in full guard
>starting from leg choke position(face in groin)
>rear mount escapes

tons of shit like that. your dick basically shrivels up in combat until your done.
In this case I bet dude is enjoying the view and the exercise but he's not thinking about sex as much as making sure he doesn't tip over and fuck her up.

she's thinking about her hip thrusts and hoping her vag don't smell like a dead cat.

maybe they fuck afterward, maybe not, but it's not in the moment a sexual thing
Of course, I was an instructor a lot of the time so I set these sitchus up but I saw way more sexual looking things than this all the time
>then I fapped later muhahaha
>not really, i just enjoyed the irony

>>40433852
>come with your man
>ask another person to be your live hip thrust

sumn aint right

>>40434157
lanklets mad itt

>>40452225
this dude is gross

>>40452259
>>40452309
that is a man

>>40433767
Id tell her to fuck off. I deserve respect, I deserve better. She uggo af

>>40440635
The only true answer.

>>40433767
Cause sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak
And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up
But you gotta search within you
And gotta find that inner strength
And just pull that shit out of you
And get that motivation to not give up
And not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse

>>40433767

Perform requested service in the 69 position with my left testicle accidentally escaping my mildly homoerotic quadzilla friendly split-shorts, and gently resting said left testicle on her forehead whilst we complete the set.

>>40433996
After talking to you and realizing that you are a beta fag, yes you would.

>>40433767

push down so hard that she cant do a rep, she needs to know who the alpha is

>>40454564
the first correct answer

establish dominance over the female then spray piss in the surrounding area so competing males know she is yours

>>40434102
>Implying that shebeast body didnt force her to settle
I've seen male natties with less shoulder definition

>>40433767

Where's the full video I wanna see if he popped a visible boner (no homo)

>>40433767
I'd honestly be fine. I've been jacking off a lot lately, and also banging my gf pretty often. And if she asks me while working out, the blood will be flowing to my other muscles already. Plus she's speaking during this, so I'd at least have something to focus on.


That being said, the people who do this kind of weird shit tend to be gym regulars. She'd probably ask somebody she knows over me. Hell, there's a decent chance she's gym staff.