Daily reminder. You will never be the little spoon /fit/

I just wanna share something
>see ex with some tall as fuck guy at bar
>must be 6' 4"
>im 5' 9"
>walk over to say hi, she just hugs him and looks at me
>tall guy gives me a shit eating grin
>"keep on huggin you lanky virgin"
>really surprised myself with that line
>dude just blankly looks away
>ex loses interest in herself
>go back to sit at the table with my bros
>catch her liberal redhead friend passing by us like a UAV

>>40433213
Haven't you heard the saying?
>Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me and you will never be taller

>>40433213

... lol, wat?

>>40433146
Who is this semen demon.

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>tfw no chubby gf who is taller then me and makes me the little spoon