/fit/ness cringe thread Starting with a classic

>>40432627
Lol hes low bar squatting what a faggot

>>40432627
i don't get it

>>40432647
He's only squatting lmao 4 plates.

>>40432647
he thinks he's squatting. poor guy's going senile

>>40432647
Let me explain it to you

>low bar
>bitch weight
>no calves
>belt
>lifting shoes
>shit calves
>gay ass haircut

need more?

>>40432647

its /fit trying to be edgy. There is nothing wrong with the pic

>>40432669
>>40432663
I still don't get it

Look at his socks kek

/fit/ is the worst board I've ever invested my time in

>>40432902
you've obviously never spent an appreciable amount of time in /tv/

thats a goodmorning if ive ever seen one

>>40432627
>low bar squat
kek

>>40432627
classic LOLZ

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>>40432647
too deep for low bar

>>40432627

Long shot here but does anyone have the video of this serious fucking douchebag boxer who beats the shit out of beginners at his gym while sparring, then claims he's "the champ" and shit?

The same guy called another black boxer a nigger and got the living shit beat out of him for it. Just need his name because he's parody levels of cringe/funny.

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>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight LMAO

>>40433177
That would be Charlie zelenoff you are thinking of. Theres some funny vids on youtube worth watching.

>>40432647
just /fit/ being /fit/. Nothing wrong with the pic, I bet only a handful here can do that weight, let alone with such a clean form.

>>40433234

Thanks brah, knew he had a weird last name.

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Can't believe no one's said it yet

>>40433181
Is this pasta?

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>mfw OHP in the squat rack

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>>40434573
mfw there is only one squat rack and no ohp rack

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>>40433491
this guy

>>40433181
reeeee don't bully stronglifts a good

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>>40432627
>Lifting in basketball shorts

>>40433491
it's "fitness cringe" not "post pictures of some corpulent bitch".

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>>40434590
>he can't clean what he presses.

>>40433181
Dont bully clarence .

>>40435009
He's referring to his basketball shorts you insipid dolt

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>>40433181
>>Doesnt even fucking shower
>>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Oh shit, is this a thing people actually pay attention to?

I live like 5 steps away from my gym so I always just leave without showering, since I do it at home. And I wear like the same 2 gym outfits in rotation because muh washing machine.

Does everyone at the gym think I'm grimey?

>>40433234
>funny
better watch your fucking mouth asshole hes the champ.

he'll fuck you up and you know it

>>40434573
haven't been of /fit/ a couple of years.... glad to see this meme alive and well

>>40433234
>Charlie zelenoff

Just looked him up. Is he full retarded? He claims he has 160-0 but he counts going into random gyms asking people to spar then goes full retard strength and counts it as a win after the guy is like wtf?

I don't think i have seen an actual boxing match with him?

>>40435428
Seconded, have the same gym wear that i just wash everyday......
Aside from underwear and socks which are new.

>>40435428
Can't speak for everyone but I haven't heard anyone mention it; I don't care.

>>40435698
He fought Deontay Wilder, aka a current heavyweight "champ," but nonetheless has a belt. Wilder shut him up real fast.

>>40435775
>>40435796
are you both that much autistic not to notice that he's trolling you with that shitty greentext?

>>40435804
I just watched a few more videos. ya he has some kind of mental illness. It's best most people ignore him.

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>>40433491
>Goto play some basketball
>Shoot for teams
>I'm on the same team as that guy who wears lifting shorts to the gymnasium.
>play one game and leave so I'm not seen with him

>>40433181
Just described me. Can't wait until I can buy a home gym.

>>40437188
It's like going from fucking your cousin to fucking your supermodel cousin.

buying a home gym was the best investment I ever made

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She should wear a bag

>>40433181
I don't get it

>>40437453
I think its supposed to be one of those things where they are describing what a lot of people on /fit/ do

>>40433234
holy shit im watching the cloud documentary on him and it's fucking hilarious I can't stop keking

>>40437901
Link me

>>40437924
cant stand this cunt

>>40437129
what's autistic about thrall? he's a nice guy, he trains hard, he's strong and his video editing is on point.

>>40438004
>TREEEINNGNNGGNNN UNTEHMMMENNNDDEDDDD

Otherwise his videos are great.

>>40438040
But that's the best part

>>40435428
literally my routine

>>40433012
"too deep"
in your mom! ;)

>>40438591
Jesus Christ

>>40438004
He squats 4 plates at 240 lbs after 10 (ten) years of training

>>40438635
fucking 10? has he been maintaining since year 3?

>>40433181

Thought that was me for a second but then I noticed you said long pants. I wear shorts with my hoodie

>>40437924
He never reaches lockout. Ever.

>>40433181
Nice meme dingus.

>>40432663
That's literally the joke. It's perfect form

>>40439450
with that gut? he would have to push the bar under it somehow

>>40437924
Is it just me, or are his legs supper stubby

>>40438635
he's got a pretty decent strict press if his z pressing numbers are to believed
I think he's alright at deadlifting too, he's a strongman why do people shit on him for having a mediocre bench/squat?

>>40432705
Im 100% sure you are a fat neckbeard that smells like basement mold. Post your cbt motherfucker

>>40438635
he squats at least 520, he said so in an ama

>>40439749
I think its the giant shirt and he's also just absurdly wide

>>40433181
>people falling for the old copypasta

>>40437129
One plate? Jesus christ what kind of bitch weight is that?

Smdh, hope he doesn't have a youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKtsZIUEBXs

Other than blitzing the dude for the first ten seconds, manlet didn't have shit.

>>40440176
At 5'2 he's also a micromanlet which makes his achievement even more impressive

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>>40433181

>>40437129
>>40438004

I like Alan because unlike most youtubers, he is a genuinely nice guy and actually loves fitness as a hobby.

What's cringey about him and I think the reason he gets blasted is because of that fucking huge neckbeard

>>40437375
nah she's cute, a weird cute, but cute nonetheless

>>40437375
That's not 10 things.

>>40437375
The only thing she never wore was braces.

>>40432647
That's the joke, there's nothing to be seen here.

You got classical trolled.

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>>40433181
I just started going to the gym and was legitimately scared this was about me.

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>that guy who covers up his penis in the communal gym sauna

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>>40433181
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAAH OMG WOW

I SEE NOW WHAT YOU DID, ACTING LIKE U DONT KNOW WHAT SS OR SL IS AND WOAHHH HOLD ON NEED TO HOLD MY GIGGLES


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH

OKAY MR FUNNY!! :)))) I SEE YOUR CLEVER AND ORIGINAL POINTE IS THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE ACTUALLY DO SS AND SL U ACTING LIKE ITS STRANGE AND U DONT KNOW IT BOAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHA

srsly u should get into comedy with those fresh and snappy ideas!

>>40435698
he has autism or some kind of mental illness

a true /fit/izen

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>>40433181
I really enjoy reading comments from people that have no idea what they are talking about. People think they know more than the experts that have studied AND used the bars. The bars are actually much safer and better on the body and joints than ridged steel bars. So go ahead and make fun of the bars and people using them because they are getting stronger and more powerful than you. So when James Harrison knocks the fool out of someone or C.J. Spiller runs over a big ole linebacker they will be the ones laughing. Go here if you really care about lifting to learn more http://www.tsunamibarbell.com/home/science-behind-the-product

>>40443700
are you for real

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>>40433181
I like your pasta anon

>>40443790
corgo

>>40434755
>>40435428
>>40441981
>>40443700
> falling for this age-old pasta

>>40432627
>clamps

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>40437994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE5LFUknr8Q

>>40443700
It's like a shakeweight for the whole body XDDDDDDD

/fit/ truly is the dumbest board

>>40432938
Or /x/

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>>40444018
Holy shit I didn't notice
God, he's hopeless

>>40444157
Or /fit/

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>pic related

>>40432627
GUYS GUYS!!!
I JUST NOTICED!!!
Look in the background.
Giant fishing lure used for hanging elastic bands.
What a fucking moron lol.

>>40443700
floppy boy

>>40432902
desu its one of the few boards that you can sit and watch get progressively worse overtime.

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>>40437129

Apart from his neckbeard this guy is great. Maybe you're just a faggot.

>>40437924
>THE BEAST
>mirror image Chinese character for strength

embarrassing desu

>>40438635
Ok well I'm 6'5" and 4 plates is effectively a battleship from my perspective.

>>40444388
>skinny lanklets blaming their height for being weak and not the fact that they weigh as much as a 5'3 woman

>>40444388
just get to 300 lbs bodyweight

>>40440713
b-b-b-but anon he's 6'3

>>40433181
>tfw I do squats, OHP and deads like that guy

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>>40432627
I haven't been on fit in years. I come back today to the same stale as memes. This place is cancer

>tfw supermang was right

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>starting shitters will defend this

>>40444396
>Literally posting about what it's like t be 6'5" while simultaneously not being 6'5"
I'm 210 lbs gay lord.
I can do 1.5/2.5/3/4 so you can eat my asshole.

>>40432902
>ending your sentence in a preposition
Do you even /nootropic/?

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>>40449730
>not recognizing a nice and juicy relative clause
>implying conforming to grammatical rules with false etymologies is somehow smart
>implying there's a better place for that preposition

I really hope you're baiting, laddy

>>40444204
That's not a very good morning
He can go even gooder