>22 vs 37 How did he do it?

>>40426744
by being the GOAT

Less body fat/change in body fat distribution due to hormonal and genetic reasons

>>40426744
by not eating tomatoes

>>40426758
this

>>40426744
HGH and hair transplant. Oh, and eating the most memey diet of all time. Meme ice cream, even. Someone will be along shortly to post the pic.

>>40426744
goddamn i want to suck his dick (no homo)

>>40426786
explain yourself

>>40426744
steroids

By getting a personal trainer, chef, makeup artist, style consultant and coach.

Everything can be fixed by money and fame.

>>40426844
It's almost like being extremely rich, eating extremely well, and having access to the best physical and cosmetic care money can buy makes you way more attractive...

Remember, you're not ugly, just poor.

>>40426744
Have you seen Brady's dietary restrictions? They are absolutely bananas. I would call Brady a psychopath if he wasn't the GOAT and not married to the greatest supermodel of all time. But whatever they do works, so more power to them.

>>40426900
>Have you seen Brady's dietary restrictions
post them

>>40426744
roids

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>>40426816
I know that feel, brah. I'm straight and I want his dick deep inside my ass.

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Bump for someone to post his diet

>>40426744
Men usually gets better as they age, women aren't lol. Looks like he got leaner, matured and got a tan.

>>40426987
only because men have more lax standards. if he was a female equivalent you guys would say he looks like someone who's partied too much.

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DYEL BRAH

• “80% of what they eat is vegetables”
• No white sugar
• No white flour
• No caffeine
• No dairy
• No nightshades (tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, or eggplants)
• Himalayan sea salt (no table salt)
• Gluten-free
• Little fruit (“He will eat bananas in a smoothie. But otherwise, he prefers not to eat fruits.”)
• “The other 20 percent is lean meats: grass-fed organic steak, duck every now and then, and chicken. As for fish, I mostly cook wild salmon.”
• Whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, millet, beans
• Only organic foods

It's almost like paleo but even more restricted and autistic

I am 36, fat distribution changes with age. You get facial and other gains but fat goes straight to gut when you bulk.

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>>40426998
>if he was a female equivalent you guys would say he looks like someone who's partied too much.
Cheekie is a girl.

Listen to the Asian femlet.

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>>40426744

>>40427052
whats wrong with nightshades

>>40427182
May Promote inflammation

>>40427146
i don't believe he doesn't take caffeine

>>40426758
>>40426804
Boston faggots detected

Your city fucking sucks

>>40427198
Why. Just because you can't give it up?

>>40427052
It sounds so ridiculous, but when professional chefs that cater to your every need cook it for you its probably delicious

>>40427209
that and i'm in engineering school and all the smart kids are hooked on adderall n coffee
fucking david lynch drinks 8 cups a day.

then again he plays football so he doesn't need peak performance all day. so i'm probably wrong

I think his diet looks great. I don't think it's autistic. People that are saying it's autistic are intimidated by the amount of will power it takes and may feel little insecure about their own inability to commit to something like this diet. To each his own.

>>40427201
>all of new england doesn't cuck onto all boston teams

>>40427227
Maybe he takes adderral. I'm not saying he does use any stimulants but there are better options than caffeine as you mentioned like addy. Guarantee a majority of these professional athletes are on some pharma speed during game time.

>>40427252
maybe but addy speeds up your heart rate which is bad in pressure situations. the fear of getting sacked + addy is just asking for a heart attack
i'd assume they are on beta blockers if anything

>>40426744
$100,000 a yr < $30,000,000 a yr

>>40427227
if you need adderall to get through engineering undergrad, you should switch majors

>>40427201
You hate us, cause you ain't us.

>>40427234
I'm the guy that posted the diet and I definitely agree that it's healthy as fuck, but cutting shit like nightshades based solely on barely scientifical factoids sounds like overkill

>>40427227
Give up adderall. I'm a junior CPE, and I would not be anywhere near where I am now if I hadn't given up adderall. If you can't understand this stuff sober, then you won't understand it later on either.

>>40427284
>>40427312
oh no! i don't take adderall but the guys in my class that are doing well do.
I just wondering how somebody at the top level in the field plays at the best without supplements or drugs.

>>40427052
this is exactly my diet except i eat tomatoes and peppers. gonna drop those and see what happens

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>>40427303
So you think it's silly overkill and he just won a Super Bowl with an unprecedented comeback. I trust his judgement. BUT as I said, to each his own. :)

>>40426744
Lower body fat, shorter haircut, tan, better lighting and color correction in the photo, better framing of the shot

It's also possible that his jaw filled out a bit too, just due to still growing a little in his twenties, but it's hard to say

>>40426998
You're replying to a female you dumb cunt

>>40427408
last i checked he wasn't the one scoring the touchdowns :)

>>40427431
Please see >>40427234

Look like he literally just lost weight and got a tan

>>40427408
lol you really think his success is owed to the lack of tomatoes in his diet?

I am fairly confident that he's going to live to be 120

>>40427201
How's your team doing fagget

>>40427517
Not solely lol, but yes I do believe that. Every piece of the puzzle is a part of the big picture(can't believe I have to speak in metaphors for you to understand) Whatever he's doing is working for him. Is that why you're mad...because you see someone who has it figured out?

<Sculptra injections
<sculptra injections
<Sculptra injections
Ffs

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>>40427201

Dorchester, Roxbury, West Roxbury, and Mattapan suck. Actually they're fucking warzones.

The reston of Boston is heaven on earth and you're just jealous you'll never have our bars, schools, scenery, and Irish/Italian/Greek qt3.14s.

>>40427663
it's a pretty autistic diet desu, but np if it's whatever it takes

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>>40427201
Boston is easily the most degenerate city on the east coast, possibly in all of America. It's population is comprised largely of fat, hairy women and short, angry men suffering from the Irish curse (micropenis). And those are the nice parts. The not so nice (read: black) parts are like Crackmore, Harlem and St. Louis all rolled into one.

Thank God Babe Ruth cursed the Red Sox for all those years. The motherless scum more than deserved it.

>>40427052
>nightshades
that sounds cool as fuck. Was that the super-secret group within the thieves guild in skyim?

>>40427984
Pls leave Rich

>>40427052
>nightshades
>mushrooms

They arent even in the same kingdom

>>40428137
>the Irish curse
Kek

>>40428137
>the most degenerate city on the east coast
Have you been to Baltimore?

His diet and way of living are almost entirely dedicated to being the best. This mentality and dedication are what makes him the GOAT. I didn't want to buy into it before but he has done too much to ignore and will only add to his legacy next 2-3 years.
Maybe then we will see more of his human side if there's any left.

>>40426814

i know for a fact the hair transplant is true idk about the HGH tho

>>40428464
Yeah, I was born and raised here. Compared to Boston, this place is fucking paradise.

>>40428137

lmao

ugly lanklet who hates to see boston teams win detected?

what are yeh? ATL fan? Shitattle fan? Come to the bars bud and talk yer shit.... you'd get yer ass handed to yah.

>handegg is dominated by niggers
>a whitey is the GOAT

how come?

>>40427227

>She puts the spring water in blue bottles exposed to direct sunlight
>this helps activate the vitamins and minerals as they react to blue/sunlight

Are the Brady's mad?

>>40429178

you can engineer niggers to be great and they are cheaper and more obedient, due to the notion that Blacks see themselves as worth less(because of an outdated view that is only still around because of their own self reflection). But peak whites will still always be better.

>>40427227
>engineering school
>smart kids
>need to take shit tons of drugs to survive engineering undergrad

Toppest of keks.

>>40429098
>pitt fan
They need to get a qb worth a dick and have him train under big ben before/durring his retirement, but yea, fuck you and your muh heritage ass town, we've got the better team, you've got a decent qb for maybe 3 years and bonercheck, that's it.

>>40427052
No activated almonds? What the fuck?

>>40429244

>hating on boston and its people

dude do you even like living in the US? Boston is historic as fuck. Lots of people hate when Boston teams win but I never come across people who are against the town itself

>>40426744
he was cuter with the fatter face desu

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>>40427146
>cognitive exercises

I'd like to see what these are

Has he released them?

>>40427227
>fucking david lynch drinks 8 cups a day.

You're not David Lynch m8.

>>40427227
>engineering school
HAHAHAHA i knew a ton of faggots like you going into engineering thinking they'd get rich from it, boy are you in for a surprise.

>>40427192
I'm not really smart, but I thought minor inflammation of the muscles contributed to gains?

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>>40426744
He did it by cheating. There was deflategate, and bellicheck recording other teams. There whole dynasty is built on /fraud/ so fuck them

>>40426744
Holy shit.
Chibi on the left. Slayer on the right.

>>40429022

This is the same thought process I had over the last two seasons. That as well as the fact the Bill Belichick is on a level completely different than anyone has ever seen before.

>>40429204

>he doesn't activate his spring water

Will NOT make it

>>40427234
I doesn't seem like he can get maintenance cals with it. Too much fibre and the "meals" he quotes barely sum up to 600.

He's lying.

>>40427227
He probably takes N.O promoting supplements/non-stimulant boosters like citrulline, betaine, beta-alanine, taurine, arginine and n-acetyl-cysteine as an antioxidant

>>40427027
>>40427052

for such an insane diet, they both look pretty mediocre, even for their age

>>40426744
Bulked then cut obviously.

>>40429820
what's n.o?

>>40429825
bundchen looks great

>>40427222
This. There's enough there to cook delicious food and if I had the cash money to have someone buy all that specialist shit and cook it well for me I'd be fine with eating like that.

I'm not convinced about gluten free though personally. I ate a gluten free sandwich the other day and it was fucking awful. Might as well have been made with cardboard.

>>40427090
I'm fine with that, keeps it all in one place so I can just spot reduce it.

>>40426744

>doesn't eat processed foods

You can tell he was eating that shit when he was 22 but he must have stopped soon after, so it was in our food supply 20 years ago.

>>40429841
nitric oxide. It makes your veins wider and lets more blood flow to your muscles and extremities, promoting growth and elevated movement.

>>40429888
I eat processed foods all the time, yet I am a 10/10 Chad.

>>40427234
>I don't think it's autistic.

Says the autist.

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Is he the biggest Chad of all time?
This man's life path is what American boys have dreamed about since the 60's. He is like a character out of a movie.

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>>40426900
>greatest supermodel
OK kid

>>40427234
My diet is similar to that except I eat nightshades. His diet seems like a very sensible athletic diet with some voodoo newage shit mixed in, but for the most part it's just paleo which isn't hard to adhere to at all unless you're literally coming from an americanised highly-processed diet.

I don't understand dogmatically avoiding foods either. Dairy isn't a feature of my diet but I'll smash some cottage cheese sometimes, same with gluten, nothing wrong with a sandwich occasionally.

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>>40429865
>>40429956
stop eating gluten

>>40429893
Nitric oxide is a free radical.

>>40429956
>grains
>paleo
kek. his diet is actually healthy unlike paleo "steak and eggs every day" retards

>>40430008
Make me faggot.

>>40430030
>paleo isn't healthy
yeah bro, pre-agriculture humans died from heart disease all the time

>>40427052
lol this is my fucking diet. dude its literally the anti inflammation diet. look it up weils protocol

>>40430014
>Nitric oxide is a free radical.
So is melanin

>>40430036
Correct

>>40430044
Das raycis

>>40426744
man he really has a fuck poor people kind of face.

>>40430046
paleo is one of the healthiest diets there is
since the war the fda wages against saturated fats is almost over, more and more people are realizing how retarded it is to restrict consumption of the very types of food humans are more used to consuming

>>40427052
>Gluten-free
Why?

>>40430066
Low carb diets are never healthy. Doesn't matter if they are "paleo" or not.

>>40427227
im a physics major and dont do adderal or drink coffee

ezpz, engineers need to neck themselves

>>40426744
why is his left eye bigger and lower? did he get falcon punched in the face or something?

>>40426744
>no red meat
>no offal

Never gonna make it

don't stop stepping up in your training

maintenance is death

also gorillions of dollars

>>40427052
>Himalayan sea salt (no table salt)
b-but himalaya doesn't border the sea

>>40426744
>that roid jawline

>>40430066
Retard.

>>40430091
This guy gets it.

>>40427146
too bad all that meat and eggs in his diet will give him and his family heart disease and stimulate cancer growth.

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>>40426744
By being a winner

>>40427052
>Himalayan
>Sea
wat

>>40431146
No evidence has ever been presented that shows roids change your facial structure. The only time this is viable is when your facial features are susceptible to growth, which is to say, not when you're fucking 22

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>>40427052
>organic

never eat organic

>>40429825
because he's not dieting to look good, he's dieting to be a top quarterback.

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>>40427052
>Himalayan
>sea salt

>>40429825
Bundchen looks perfectly healthy and fit. it's pretty hard to achieve that no-fat and not too muscly look without looking all veiny and starved like Heidi Klum.

>>40429919
google recent pics of her at the beach
before dinner preferably
never understood the Moss fandom, she's a drug addict who banked on her looks for too long

>>40426758
GOATs don't have to deflate balls

By looking like a 37 year old at 22.

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>>40431934

bullshit

>>40434632
This. Have any of you guys even seen an average 37 year old male? Men don't start falling off until their late 40s and if they lied about their age most guys in their late 30s could easily pass as in their 20s.

>>40426744
He is... the lord of the rings

>>40433535
>banked on her looks for too long
She banked on them long enough to make millions of dollars until she married a dude who also has millions of dollars. I'd say she banked on them for just long enough.

But yeah, fucking lol at her being the "greatest supermodel of all time." She's not even top 5. Kate Moss? Cindy Crawford? Bundchen isn't even in their league.

She is rich as fuuuuuuuuck though.

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>>40426744

His facial aesthetics were always there. Seems like Brady let himself go in college by drinking and partying and got back into shape in the pros.

>>40428144
kekked out loud mate

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>>40434888

gotta be one of the most "Chad" pics I've ever seen. goddamn brady is awesome

>>40431155
you're both retarded
there's literally nothing wrong with low carb diets

>>40433535
>recent pics
How could recent pics possibly be relevant? Moss is significantly older, so comparing current photos of them would be pointless.

It's like saying Lebron is the greatest basketball player of all time because last night he scored like 30 points or whatever, but Jordan hasn't scored 30 points in over a decade because he retired BTFO m8 haha

>>40434729
kek bundchen is significantly greater than moss and crawford. she truly is the goat

>>40436785
Bait