>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into

>You are aloud

Nigger that's not a nuclear bunker its the fucking Tellytubby house

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
b8

static dynamic developer by westside

>aloud
Stopped reading right there dėsu

>until the earth is habitable again
>after it has been swallowed by the sun
You got me hooked senpai.

>>40424105
Wow haven't seen this thread in a while

Adjustable dumbbells? :) Only thing I use anyway

>>40424105

Sandbag

Adjustable dumbbell
Also if the sun crashed into the earth there is no teletubby home on the planet that will save you

>>40424105
A cardio bunny

>>40424105
I pick a dumbbell so I can hit you over the head with it

A threadmill,

probably quite cramped in there and impossible to run otherwise, while for lifting i could use bags of rice or water jugs

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>>40424368
>threadmill

>>40424105
Woah

What if that's what the teletubbies are... the mutated remains of the last humans living in an old nuclear bunker 1000 years after the end of the world

A nigger

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>>40426048
this is actually really fucking dark lmao

>>40426048
BUT A HEY THAT'S JUST A THEORY

>>40424105
> Sun going to crash into the eart
> Earth will still be around
Pick one and only one retard.

>>40424183

Are you implying that the sun isn't orbiting around Sagittarius A*

>>40424105

> sun crashes into earth
> somehow the telly tubby house will protect you
> somehow the earth will be fine again in 6 months

Stupid idiot OP

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>>40424105
calculator

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include me in the screencap

>>40424105
Power rack and hope someone else in this thread brings a barbell and plates.

>>40424105

calf raise machine.

If the sun "falls out of orbit" I'm pretty sure it would take us with it instead of crashing against us

>>40426578
>He can't divide by 20

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>>40424105
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>crash into the Earth
>Earth is habitable again
This is the average /fit/izen

Please, end my suffering before I do.This "better" life doesn't even matter to me anymore.

So many things wrong with this post
>sun apparently has an orbit
>somehow falls out of said orbit
>humanity decides to make teletubbie style nuclear shelter that somehow protect you from the disintegration of all of humanity
>6 months later it's all good, earth restores itself
>even though the sun is gone, all is well
>oh yea want to bring a piece of gym equipment for some reason, cause all my loved ones are dead but hey don't wanna lose muscle

And wrongest of all

>for some reason humanity finds me valueable enough to save

>>40426048
WTF I Hate Teletubbies Now

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>there are people on /fit/ right now that have not seen this pasta before

>>40427264
>>oh yea want to bring a piece of gym equipment for some reason, cause all my loved ones are dead but hey don't wanna lose muscle
this one makes sense though

Hahahahaa this fucking thread holy shit

>>40426528
If Sol falls out of orbit then its probably not going effect earth in any way

>>40424105
Are you naturally this fucking stupid or do you wake up and make a concious effort to be more stupid than you were yesterday?

>>40424105
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
...
>He thinks the Sun orbits the Earth
How's that 2-digit IQ working for you, OP?

>>40424105
It doesn't matter. The earth won't survive. RIP, earth.

The earth might survive the moon crashing into it. But I doubt the surface would still be habitable.

>>40428286
first of all how dare yo u

>>40424105

>the sun crashes into the earth
>somehow survive in an underground bunker

???

>>40428398
Tellytubby construction techniques are the best known to man.

>>40424105
good job OP

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kettlebells because you can basically do anything with them

>>40424105
You don't even have to know anything about science to recognize that this scenario is complety inplausible

Chose a comet next timo OP

>>40424105
Barbell.
I can use it as a spear if things get dangerous.

>>40427264
The sun acually has an orbit around the center of our galaxy.

Is /fit/ the most dumbbest board?

>>40430638
>most dumbbest
2/10 bait

>>40424224
The most ridiculous thing in this thread is this fucking post right here. I bet my fucking life you read every word of it. No fucking way did you see 'aloud' and then not finish that sentence you FUCKING liar

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>...
Stopped reading right there
Honorable mentions:
>teleytubby house
>sun has fallen out of orbit
>crashed into us
>it will take six months to recover from this
>aloud
>>40430638
No. Fags from other boards would probably try to say we are meatheads but no one here actually lifts. Stupidest board is probably /aco/, some retard the other day asked for sauce in a thread dedicated to one artist who was named in the OP.

>>40426614
absolutely beautiful pepe/wojack. been a while since i saw one that made me laugh

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>All these easily baited newfags ITT

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>>40426048
Why do you think the sun has a baby's face on it every time it's shown? It's an illusion created from the intense solar waves that are now hitting the earth. The size of the sun in all the shots is remarkably bigger, implying a closer proximity to the planet and/or a drastic reduction in the protective layers of the atmosphere that reduced the relative appearance of the sun.

Pull up station

>>40430949
His point still stands, he is a /fit/izen as well

/fit/ is 100x better when we don't talk about fitness

>>40426504
A GAME THEORY

>bunker under ground
>Not building new civilization on the ocean floor

>>40424105
anon, that is the teletubbies home, I ain't evicting no teletubbies.