how do i convince my fatass friend to go out and exercise?

take him places where he feels shame or where he cant enjoy himself. amusement parks/carnivals, water parks, night clubs, etc.

motivation has to come from within. he'll either lapse into depression and check out early, or he'll get fit.

>>40419171
Keep calling him a disgusting, fat slob. Don't let him forget that he is more lard than human. Keep pecking at him, and you'll break him out of his delusions, right into the gym. No one wants to be fat.

If he still doesn't do it, then your friend is a pathetic shit. Let him know that, but don't let it ruin your friendship (If you want, I guess)

make a trail of dominos pizzas that lead into the middle of a park

>>40419171
I convinced my lardass friend when we went shopping for clothes together and friend couldn't find any clothes that fit, while I had no problems with that. Also I was constantly talking about how I need to pay attention to my diet and showing a lot of self-restraint by not purchasing pop corn and shit at the movie theater and making sure that my friend noticed it.
This was quite the passive-aggressive approach, but then my friend decided to visit a nutritionist and hit the gym afterwards, so I guess it worked.

>>40419171

You can't. He's got to want it. What you can do to make it easier is to be as un-fit as possible: namely, don't bitch about stuff enjoy it. Talk up your fit meals/snacks and offer to share, act like you like going to the gym, push the idea that getting its really about making small changes every day until they add up up to a life worth living.

If you act like a meathead, and he doesn't want to be a meathead, he's not going to listen to you. If you act like a martyr and he doesn't want to be a martyr, he's not going to listen to you. If you act like you're living a good life don't be surprised when people flock to you to learn your secrets.

"I'm going to fuck your ass every day until you're strong enough to stop me"