>tfw no big boobed gf that lets you call her mommy

>>40417861
Damn, that picture is a mind-fuck.

>>40417863
fuck off

>>40417863
Underrated

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>tfw she lets you lie in her lap and fondles your penis while you try to sleep

>>40417863
Upvoted

>>40417863
fpbp

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>tfw chubby brown gf that lets me slurp on them titties

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>>40417863
include me in screencap

>>40417905
>chubby
My nigga
>brown
smfh tbqh familia

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>>40417921
white female detected

in all seriousness brown is love, brown is life, and I love having a partner that supports my lifting goals

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>tfw no tall gf

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>>40417861
>tfw I literally have a milf gf who likes me calling her mommy while we have sex and we pretend she's teaching me how

You think I'm joking but I'm not

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED

>>40417948
Pics or it never happened

>>40417943
>tfw got rejected by the tallest girl on your uni's women's basketball team

you win some you lose some

>>40417972
Yeah no thanks. She's mine forever

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>tfw no high test amazon gf who will make you strong children

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>>40417942

Enjoy raising your sons, Tyrone and Deshawn.

>>40417863
This desu senpai baka

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>tfw stuck with girl with daddy fetish not mommy fetish

Why even live?

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>cut 20lbs since december
>go to uni pool to show off gains
>climb diving board and get ready to jump off
>suddenly my dick starts to shake around in my trunks
>I pop a huge boner
>oh shit
>my foreskin starts sliding back and forth on its own and I'm about to bust a fucking nut in front of everybody
>mfw I wake up and it turns out my gf was jacking me off in my sleep and changed the course of my dream

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>>40417863
kill urself my man

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how hard is it to aquire a gf with a massive rack?

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>tfw no thicc brown gf with child bearing hips

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>>40418066

>>40417863
Fuck off Carlos

>>40417863
rep++

>>40418136
Tri Repetae++

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>>40417863

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>>40417861
>>40417943
>>40417948

>tfw no gf of any kind

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>>40417905
Black chicks are the women left for those who can't score.

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>>40418329
keep thinking that

>>40418062
>how hard is it to aquire a gf with a massive rack?
Bascially impossible.
Chad, et al. get first pickings (usually the one with good faces).
The you're left with the ones with attitudes in proportion to their tits.
Last the ugo's a pseudo-fatties.

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>>40417863
nice

>>40418329
anon we've been over this
>brown /= black

actually it's more like
>brown >>>>> black

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>tfw no gf with big fat floppy milkers to suck on

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>>40417863

>>40417891
Hows it underrated you retarded faggot?