gf is going to stay with me for the next few months, should i

>>40416898
>being scared to fart in front of your gf
Hey little guy, how was soccer practice?

>gfs are not gains goblins

>>40416904
we have been together for only a few months so it is still too early to reveal powerlevel

>>40416930
m8, you're gonna live together, it's time to reveal powerlevel, sadly, just laugh about it and say it's the protein

>>40416898
>call her mommy

the fuck

>>40416904
>>40416949
That's fucking disguisting

>>40416930
>reveal powerlevel
Bro she lets you call her mommy youre way past the point of revealing to her that you fart like a normal human. Chances are shes gonna fart so get ready.

>>40416898

thats pathetic dude

>>40416904
>>40416949
>>40416986
t. barbarians

>>40416986
>Chances are shes gonna fart
break up with her

>>40418296
Fuck that, she's a keeper

>live with gf
>fart Lasky literally all the time whenever i want
>she complains everytime and i laugh
>every once in a while hit that perfect octave and she laughs too

Livin the dream

>>40416898
>should i cut out my high proton diet to avoid proton farts at night?
Fuck....this, I can relate to this.
Eat plenty of fiber and protein so gas is pretty common.
Usually hold in farts and just to go the bathroom for that so as to avoid farting in the same room as gf.
As soon as I get to bed with g.f my body decides now is a great time to push out some more farts.
G.fs huge ass pushes into my lower abdomen which makes my insides want to push out the gas even more.
Choice between farting like a mad man, or getting out of bed and leaving the room for "no reason".
The absolute worst is when you are kinda sleeping or almost falling asleep and your body relaxes and a massive fart comes up that slits your asscheecks with the enough power to make it sound like somebody popped a balloon.

>>40416898
literally my dream/fetish

Lucky bitch

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>>40416904

>tfw she lets me suck on her tits every night and call her mommy

pick related, it's you

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>>40416898
>Proton Farts

>living together after a few months

This relationship is definitely going to succeed.

>>40420319
>you in charge of reading

>>40416904
fucking typical american peasants...

>>40416898
>red hair (instant red flag)
>painted on face whilst sitting about the house
This bitch is putrid.

>>40416898
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRY2kdiNbgA
DO YOUR PUSH UP!