How do I achieve a jaw like this?

>tfw a girl will never look at you disgusting freaks like that

I know I shouldnt gloat since it was all purely luck but being chad is amazing and I honestly dont know how you miserable fucks havent killed yourself yet

>>40415248
Try being born again
>>40415270
You sound like the exact opposite of a chad. Does it feel good lying on the internet?

>>40415284
whatever you pissy baby. To give you an idea my greatest conquest was fucking a 9/10 literally within 15 min of her being introduced to me

people on here complain about not even getting female attention and I have girls in line waiting to knowingly get pumped and dumped by me

>>40415314
Friend, believing stuff on the internet is never a good idea
Believeing things that are said on /fit/ is an even worse idea

>>40415314
2/10 made me respond

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>>40415314

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>>40415248
It's been a long day for Chad. He's woken up hungover after having a wild orgy with 4 Stacies. They've just left his house and Chad's still sitting in his underwear, thinking about which girl he's going to call over next. Although, due to his superior genetics, his hangover lasts for about 5 mins max before he's at his full physical and mental potential.

He then hears a knock on his door. He gracefully makes his way across the room, being carried by his monster, non-gymcelled quads, as his mandible remains parallel to the floor beneath him, supported by his 90 degree gonial angle.

He opens the door to find the manlet landlord staring at him with his incel bug eyes. The landlord breaks out into an instant sweat due to the severe mog he just suffered. He starts stuttering, telling Chad that he has 10 mins to leave the house, before retreating into his cave to shitpost on /fit/. Chad doesn't give a fuck because of his zero inhibition.

He gets dressed and goes outside. He's feeling hungry and wants to eat some McDonalds along a load of other high calorie, sugary shit. He knows he consumes what he likes, and remains shredded all year round. Because after all, he grew up on a farm drinking raw milk, making him robust and setting him up for life.

It's been 5 minutes and he's already been approached by several HQNP women while mogging every male in the vicinity. One incel attempted to take his picture to post online but Chad sensed this and shot him a piercing gaze, causing him to norwood on the spot.

>>40415355
Is this pasta from Sluthate?

>>40415355
what the shit

>>40415355
>mog
>HQNP
>norwood

what the hell am i reading

>>40415248
Guy in OP looks almost identical to a guy I went to highschool with who was absolutely not a chad in any way.

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>>40415355
>causing him to norwood on the spot

I laughed so fucking hard loool

>>40415621
i've never witnessed that amount of autism. What does norwood, HQNP and mog mean?

>>40415248
She's not even sexy. DESU she looks downright piggish. What the fuck.

>>40415815
I would be happy with her...

>>40415826
See that's the problem. You need to have a higher standard for yourself. Otherwise fugly women think they are at a premium and can act like they're hot shit when they really aren't.

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>>40415248
>How do I achieve a jaw like this?
Your parents actually feeding you REAL FOOD GODDAMNIT and punishing you when you breathe through your mouth while you were young
/thread

>>40415248
Played high school football with this guy, everyone made fun of him for being a pretty boy.

ripped a bowl with him once too, am I brad yet?

>>40415835
Nigga most people here can't even get 4's let alone 7+

>>40415248

jawline isnt everything bra you need everything

h e i g h t
f a c e
f r a m e

>>40416306
This. I fully expect to be denied by the 5 that I ask out next week.

>>40415314
0/10 made me respond
>ironically

>>40415248

Be sub 10% bodyfat

have good genetics

>>40416459
>>40416459
This guy is 13-15%

>>40415355
sound like some supreme cunt dreamt this up and typed it out

While you look up betamale incel ways of beefing up your jawline, CHAD has SCULPTED his through sitting on the couch eating PIZZA every.

>>40416509
Every what? EVERY WHAT???

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>mfw having a sharp jawline actually makes me self conscious and y'all make me feel better about it

>>40415355
kek

>>40416509
this. nature is not fair

>>40415270
this guy expects me to believe a legit chad spends his time shitposting on 4chans

>>40417636
why would you think there are no chads on 4chan? this site has a gigantic userbase

>>40415270

If you have to brag about anything ever, you are not a a Chad. Sorry bud

>>40416573
Stop making faces like that you fucking faggot

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>>40415248
how do I get a jaw like this?

>>40417685
Because it's 4chan