thoughts on ballet? alpha or max homo?

>>40413108
Ask your mom

>>40413108
if it increases your chances of fucking ballerinas then it's not max homo

>>40413108
In my experience?
Either incredibly nohomo
or superhomo

t. Dated a ballerina and Ended up being freinds with the whole troop

>>40413122
Almost none of those guys have any interest in fucking ballerinas. Sister is ballerina and she says that about 90% of guys she knows from there are gays. Strange is that they started in age when they didn't even discover they own sexuality or had no thought they may like men over women.

I want to meet some attractive women and pick up a hobby that is actually social and this seems the best way to do it. The dance classes here suck and are all hip-hop and jazz and shit like that, and the only other good ones are for couples. Ballet is the only one where I actually enjoy the music too.

It sounds cool, and its aesthetic af, and looks like it'd supplement lifting well, but I'm worried I'd feel like a massive faggot prancing around in those leotards.

>>40413108
Pretty cool. Also the guys/girls ratio is like 1/10

>max homo is not alpha

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>>40413108
Helps balance and flexibility
Fun to do and you forget it's exercise
Great for core and no boring planks necessary
Girls love you doing it
Be surrounded by a harem of fit beautiful ballet girls
No competition

>>40413108
I feel like dance classes in general always have one Spanish Chad who gets all the girls to himself. Or for ballet, some Slavic or other European Chad.

Yeah its pretty gay. If you're doing it for girls, then something a little less, but still gay, are yoga classes which most university classes have for free. Stretching after working out for years feels great and I feel my spine is decompressing and giving me a few inches of height back I lost from squatting and deadlifting heavy. Also yeah theres a 1:15 ratio of men to women so if you are shredded or jacked you will become a Chad by default

>>40413197
Arnold did it
So did JCVD

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>>40413828
Come at me cyka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnaW1peCBo

All these "gay" things like gymnastics and ballet sound feminine, but you'll wish you could do them as an adult.

so Alpha you turn gay. yeah its possible

What happens if you get a hard on in those tights doe ?

>>40413108
There's a gay porn star who used to be a ballerina but got kicked out for doing gay porn.

>>40414026

Pretty much this. I watch ballets regularly and the male dancers in particular and I always find myself wishing that I had that level of balance, coordination and grace. It's truly marvelous to behold.

>>40413108

I don't know anon

does this look gay to you?>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfx0OcammHU

Alpha as fuck, not even memeing.

Shit, excelling in pretty much anything makes you alpha, and physical activities twice so.

only ballet dancer I ever knew was a guy I grew up with

We used to call him a fag then when puberty hit he became ultrachad