It's dental health related fuck you

you could try killing yourself

>>40410662
do something else that hurts but doesnt injure you

like a scalding bath or some shit

OP here, I'm too stupid to take ibuprofen

>>40410691
Literally never taken any drugs in my life you fucking retard.

Use a poach of ice or something cold, like frozen green bean. Meanwhile, try to focus on something else.

>>40410662
fap always works for me

>>40410662
>pharmacy is lazy
Fuck you cunt, I have to verify over 400 prescriptions a day and deal with entitled people like you. Hope you feel better tho

>>40410662

Literally take a fucking Tylenol/generic ibuprofen

Your doctor is either going to prescribe you with painkillers if you're a pussy or just extra strength tylenol

I had impacted wisdom teeth removed and extra strength ibuprofen was more than enough to dull the pain

>>40410695
Just take acetaminophen and ibuprofen/aspirin/diclofenac/naproxen or any painkiller that you have laying around in the house.
Ketamine would also do the trick

Wahhhh I can't be in pain for a fucking hour, what the fuck is your problem faggot? Drink some room temperature water, and hang the fuck on?

>>40410662
what kind of a soul goes to a technology forum to express his pain is my question

>>40410662

how old are you? act like a man.

>>40410662
chew garlic

>>40410662

omg i cant take pain, you're such a little bitch

Lucky you anon

>be born with chad tier jaw
>Always super muscular and wide bone structure
>walking lil sis home from school she's been getting bullied.
>wild gang appears down the road...start walking faster
>older siblings of lil sis school bully
>20+ guys and a few chicks.
>tell little sister to leave schoolbag and run home
>little sis is stubborn lil shit and thinks she is gonna fight em
>gang is half surrounding us
>crip wannabes
>Yelling at little sister to run home
>getting taunted by group (I'm a "big guy" kek, so of course they wanna fight)
>walking backwards now
>lil sis gets bookbag snatched by bully
>glasses snatched
>Shove little sis and yell to run home and get coldcocked from the left.
>I know if I hit back then theyre all gonna get in on the fight and I'm fucked for life
>Getting fuckin rocked and finally see little sis running home.
>Apparently one guy had brass knuckles and completely crushed my jaw
>After surgery Chad jaw is gone.

Tldr: broken jaw=bye bye Chad

>>40411931
>yeah man I was totally in pro league soccer
>then I messed up my knee

>yeah man I could totally deadlift 500 lbs
>but you know muh fotball injury

Kill yourself

I recommend a double dose of man the fuck up.
They didn't even sedate me when they took my wisdom teeth out, and I still went to school the next day.

I didn't even take the vicodin they gave me because it made me angry as fuck and I'd break things

>>40410662
I had mine removed by idiots who left in a bunch of tooth and jaw fragments in.
>shit got infected as fuck and took 2 surgeries to fix
>still have nerve damage
>every-time I eat something sweet or sticky I get the sensation of all the teeth on my right lower side being yanked out at the same time
It's partially my fault though, I insisted on discussing the CL match last night in between teeth, we all got into a heated argument - one surgeon was a Bayern and the other a Chelsea fan.

>>40410677
fpbp dubs confirm

>>40411957
>chad jaw
Not the rest of my face, or athleticism, or even personality.

>>40410662
Smoke weed

>>40411815
>grabs you by the glass
Hang the fuck on?!?!

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>>40411780

>ops mouth is drastically inflamed from getting wisdom teeth taken out and you suggest he take acetaminophen

You seriously should stop posting and I'm laughing so hard at how intelligent you probably think you are for posting that.

>web.m related

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>>40412062

>>40412114
Actually mad props to the guy in the webm

>>40412181
Fucking this
That guy has way more guts than me