So I went to grab a bowl and found this infant Silverfish. I

Keep us updated on its progress please.

Also I have heaps of these cunts and am worried they will start eating my book collection. Anyone know how to stop this? I just spray surface spray everywhere.

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Time-Stamp before it's asked for

>>40409244
clean your place once in a while, those fuckers don't much care for clean people

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Is this enough air?

btw; Quads names him/her

>>40409249
It is very clean, just really old (1960s). Plenty of places for them to hide.

>>40409251
>Quads
on this board..

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LOL GOT BORED OF THE BREADCRUMS, EYEING OFF THE MILO LOOOOOOOOL


The cunt already looks like his grown a bit in the last few hours of eating

>>40409239
you wouldn't have happened to have seen that episode of Superjail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZBWhIWJxVg

>>40409265
Nope, I don't watch tv

>>40409260

>bored of the breadcrumbs haha.jpg

I know a man having a good time when I see one.

This is not even remotely funny. You sound fucking desperate for attention, OP

>>40409286
It's not supposed to be funny. Do you think this place is supposed to be for humor or something?

>>40409251
Dobby

I think he/she has gone to sleep now, no movement for the last 20 minutes.

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>>40409371

Maybe quads will be 2 hard for here.

Just vote on a name then.

>>40409373
Nobody cares, dude

>>40409373

Vincent

>>40409373
Manlet

>>40409700
Buglet

>>40409373
Trogdor the Burninator

>>40409373
Bret the Hitman Heart

>>40409373
Muhammad

>>40409719
Yes

>>40409373
Dave the Silverfish.

>>40409373
Osama bin Liftin

>>40409373

Sarah Silverfish

>>40409373
Silver Fishingforcompliments

Update: ded

Cause: overdosed on pineapple juice


rip

>>40409373
Myron B. Gains

>>40409917
RIP SILVERMANE :( baka

>>40409917
rip in piece little guy

>>40409917
Surely not. How tf is going to kill itself? Aren't silverfish smarter than that?

>>40409997
He chewed on breadcrumbs for ages, then took a nap, woke up then sucked on the pineapple for 20minutes or so, then he walked away from it and appeared to have a fit and die.

>>40409917
>>40410015
RIP in pieces bugbro ;_;7

>>40410015
Fuck, what a hard life.
Born in an uncaring world, trapped on a plate and then suddenly dies. RIP

>>40409251
Quads on /fit/ ain't fuckin reel

>>40410015
Might be playing dead they're nocturnal

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>>40410213
Cheeky fucker

>>40410213
Nah, he ded.

>>40409917

fuark ;_;

RIP sylvester

you came into our lives quickly and left just as fast

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>>40409917
>>40410342

>>40410342
>sylvester
nice one

>>40410348
>You know what, Ray? They used to say that the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. But I've been burning my candle at both ends and just brought another.

>>40409239
Reporting you to PETA

>>40409917
Might've become too humid/hot under the plastic wrap? There was peanut butter and pineapple, the sunlight hit it, warmed the plate up, made it into a greenhouse.

They live in dry, cool and dark places, right? You should've at least put him back into the dark.

Acidity from the pinapple probably slowly dissolved his internal organs.

>>40409260
>>40409279
I like these posts. These are unironically good posts.

>>40409373
Pepper

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>>40409997
humans are quite a lot more clever than silverfish and they eat themselves to death all the time

>>40411223
:(

>>40409239
these are, BY FAR, the best threads on this fucking board

keep us posted OP

>tfw you didn't even notice the fucking thing at first glance

I want to be surrounded by snowslides of food too

>>40411428
I just saw it died hours ago

literally shaking

>>40409917
F

Whatever hapoened to that guy who found a babby snail in his lettuce

>>40411838
He made it, married snailbro,and moved to Polynesia

>>40409373
kek wills Ignacio

>>40409373
Chad

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>>40409917
Rip in pieces little silverdude

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>>40409917
everybody I love dies
why

>>40409917
F