>just ate 5000 calories worth of saltine crackers

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>problem set due tomorrow
>haven't started
>on 4chan
all nighter or go in tomorrow and ask if I can turn it on Monday?

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>just ate an entire tub of peanut butter
>washed it down with entire weekend supply of sips

>>40408573
Enjoy your mouth ulcers bro.

>>40408590
both

>>40408573

>1.2 kg of saltines

I would make fun of you if I had never done this myself. But fuck me is that ever a lot of crackers.

>>40408590
Git gud. Also pull an all nighter. When you go to class, ask if you can submit on Monday. If he says yes, you can improve up on it and majority of your work is done. If he says no, just submit it. If you go in without work and he says submit in Monday, you'll waste time till Sunday night

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>>40408662
>>40408653
but what about my sleep gains????

>then I remember sleep is for the dead
ty for the advice brahs, knew you would come through

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>have to eat 2700calories today
>im at 1550 and i cant anymore, im tired and want to go to bed

>>40408674
If you truly cared about gains, you'd make a timetable and stick to it with discipline, instead of being a dumb frogposter.

>>40408679
Keep at it you weak faggot.

I tried to repost a reply but I'm really drunk so. I click on links and go to toys then hardcore!
Why does this happen to my penis
Should I fuck my roommate or not

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>>40408680
>know I need to start making a schedule to stop my procrastinating but have been procrastinating making the schedule
It's like a parasite

Any recommendations for timetable/calender/schedule apps?

>>40408679
How the fuck can you not eat? I used to cut at 1800-1900 and I was doing to get food in me. 2200-2300 is nothing. Are you a manlet?

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>>40408680
U got a problem with frogposters brah?

>>40408693
A paper and a pen. I have a whiteboard. I use that. You make it once, you memorize it. No need to check your phone.

>>40408695
Yes kys
>>40408689
If girl yes, if boy yes

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>>40408679
this is like white people problems, except if white people were actually niggers subjugated to oppression by an even more devious race, it's those people problems

So jew people problems I guess?

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>>40408704
>Tbqh u are a victim of deontological thought famalam
Frog is best meme for next century
Get used to it

>>40408710
The only salvation is, you people are going to die without producing offsprings. So hopefully this shit dies out in a generation.

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>>40408718
I have two kids
How many do you have?

>>40408724
I'll have some when your kids give birth

>>40408728
Whew lad
Underageb&

>>40408738
>He doesn't realize where he is
Gtfo

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>>40408590
>200 word essay due in a week
>haven't started
>can't stop posting on 4chan

>>40408817
>200 word essay
>He thinks that's a lot
How's 5th grade treating you m8?

>>40408573

Christ, if you are seriously how are you not stroking out right now from all that sodium?

>>40408877
Is this baiting the bait?

>>40408573
Frame it positively, at least you'll get the water retention strength of a thousand creatines

>>40408817
>Have three 2500 words assignments in uni this semester
>still haven't done any research
>still don't think I need to worry

Low quality b8 desu

>>40408970
I don't think so
It's just a newfriend I guess