How do I help my friend??

>>40406494
fuck hot sloots
realize that women are all vain hoes
acquire currency

>>40406494
Kill him and end his pathetic existence

>>40406494
>abuse drugs and alcohol
>get crazy hot sloot gf
>get stabbed to death
Has he tried that?

>>40406494
lol why did you use a pic of elliott smith

>>40406494
You could get her pregnant. And then force a miscarriage. Or a stair fall.

Needle in the hay 3x12

>>40407063
Keked

>broke up with the love of his life over 5 years ago and he hasn't gotten over her since

jesus christ that's tragic

And I thought time was a healer. I almost had a psychotic break after seeing my ex after 8 months for the first time and thinking I was over her. I'm alright now but I do wonder.

I think he needs to fuck another woman, i.e. another girlfriend, but it's easy to say.

Take him to a hooker, start going to clubs, bars every weekend.

Fucking hell that's just sad. If I still have feelings for my ex after 5 years I'll kill myself. No way to live.

>>40407536
Fucking tell me about it. He refuses to stop speaking to her.

I tried being nice, I tried being mean, he won't listen.

I'll try again, for his sake.

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>>40406508
>fuck hot sloots
how is this done?

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>>40407574
I have a friend like this. Everyone in his ducking life has told him to stop pursuing this pansexual pixie nympho girl who sleeps around all the time. It's her prerogative to do this, but holy fuck he just can't see how much it hurts him.
>he's moving in with her soon
>>40406523 might be right, better get on it op.