what have you done they was alpha today?

>>40400910
>convince a man that you're a sexual predator and a child molestor
>alpha

Hahahaha, this fucking board

Helped an old man up after he tripped on some cobblestones.

He was fine just a bit embarrassed "age was catching up to him"

>>40400910
> take dog to vet to remove serious myiasis
> dog very nervous with pain
> obey to my command to be quiet
> vet still nervous about removing more profound ones withou propofol
> I literally put one finger inside down behind his jaw hold it
> dog holds still and quiet

not sure that's alpha but what a loving dog

>>40400910

>free food for an hour at uni
>go get me a slider and some salad
>get a cookie bc I haven't eaten sugar in ages
>sit down and finish half of the plate
>remember i'm supposed to be IF
>hang head in shame
>stand up to throw plate out
>lift up plate too hard bc gains
>food flies in my face and onto the table of qts next to me
>"anon what's wrong with you"
>me "pshh... what's wrong with your pretty... you?"
>they pause then laugh start laughing their beautiful asses off
>walk back to apt and self-flagellate for an hour
>alpha af

>>40400931
>"age was catching up to him"
who the fuck are you quoting, Either the guy likes to talk about himself in the third person, you mumbled that to yourself, or you don't know how to use quotations.

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>>40400910
I shaved my head

>>40400922
All alphas were sexual predators before this sjw bullshit. Look at trump and Schwarzenegger

>>40400991
not child molesters though, thats beta.

>>40400910
You're supposed to eat the PB, not put it on yer diddly. Probably why you're too DYEL to scratch yer nuts ungeared.

>>40400994
>15
>child

Grass on the pitch bruv. Bitch had c-cups

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>>40400963
Because writing "age is catching up to me" when I've been talking about him in first person sounds incorrect.
You caught me Anon, I'm not a grammatical genius
Guess I'm off to grammar jail

>>40400910
sucked my bf's cock