>plate dispenser won't accept twenties

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>>40396464
>300 word essay due on Monday
>Can't get off 4chan

My mom is gonna be pissed if I fail again...

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>>40396464
>Get to the gym
>Go through the metal detector
>Have to take off my belt, shoes, etc.
>Go through again
>Beep beep beep
>GSA agent spreads my cheeks
>Takes out my squatting plug in front of a group of cardio bunnies
>"Y-you're all 6/10s anyway..." I mumble
>Go through again
>Get through okay
>Go to the penis inspection station
>At this point they're all laughing
>"Omg, how can he pleasure a woman with <5"?
>I'm at a full erection from the embarrassment and humiliation
>"I'm sorry anon, but you've failed the penis inspection, please leave the gym."
>"Y-you too"
>The girls laugh as I leave

>No singles day at the gym
>MFW

:(

>>40396464
>People keep writing graffiti all over the squat plugs

>weighted jump rope too heavy

>>40396554
300 words? anon that is like a 20 minute writing assignment. c'mon

>Girl looks in my general direction
Who /mired/ here?

>>40396697

Lel literally /fit/

>>40396696
drink bleach if your that retarded, hes trolling you

>>40396696
Newfag pls

>>40396554
>have a literal 300 word essay due tonight
good thing it's pretty much done

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>someone else is wearing my favorite pair of deadlifting shoes

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>>40396464
>knurling lathe is out of order
>have to use straps