>ctrl + f >fph >nothing found FPH Thread faggots

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>>40395089
obligatory Boogie

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>>40395089

>>40395148
Goddamnit boogie infuriates me to no end.

>>40395148
>this creature somehow manages to get and keep a gf

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At what point do you give up playing with your dick?

>>40395289
Maybe he just kinda jostles back and forth so his flab fat works his dick.

>>40395316
i dont think his dick even moves anymore

>>40395289
lol at that normalish head sticking up out of that giant blob of fat. I like to stab some of that fat lake with a knife and see if he even feels it.

>>40395378
times like this I feel like the Se7en serial killer is necessary

Ive been asking everywhere, does anyone have the mega or torrent link for the new season of my 600lbs life? i want to watch that shit but it's impossible to find, but the new season of that fucking fat bitch from that reality show gets posted here everyday

>>40395443
did you try kodi?

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>>40395443
>>40395474
yeah it's there

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how do you grab your dick?

>>40395550
>Lift fat
>Insert reacher grabber
>Grab Dick

Or they wear diapers so they're almost as close to being babies physically as they are mentally

>>40395378
I also get that feeling of just wanting to stab the gloop and see what happens. It's almost hypnotic

>>40395443
https://mega.nz/#F!79pXCBjZ!L6gk_d2Egc1l2zH9swPlNA

Herr you go anon. Let daddy take care of you

>>40396093
Bad image macro, she would be considered too skinny for a lot of people. You can be in shape with visible abs and still be feminine, she failed that

>>40395962
Shit like this has to be a joke. Like. No one can actually legitimately think like that

>>40395383
>JUST
kek

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>>40395383
Initially read that as RECTAL LUST

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>>40395224

There's a fat acceptance vegan fat going crazy in the comments of this german "fat shamey" commercial. It's a cool story of a little boy making it, should bring a tear to all of /fit/'s eyes, share it on your fagbooks, fitfags! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To9COZq3KSo

>>40396330
bro, you realize that size fatty cannot wipe, right? Anything over 30 bmi has dingleberries. This is why we shun the beta cunts who think muh hai test is the same as rubbing their dicks into fatty yeast folds. Fucking biohazards.

>>40395378
Thanks zyzz im not the only one who wants to try this

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>>40395383
The story behind that one is great. She was a judge in Nevada who got disbarred for sexually harassing the male court employees, real sick shit like making them rub her beetus feet and neck rolls. She also snuck in private armed guards after her bailiffs had enough of that shit and wouldn't work for her.

https://ballotpedia.org/Elizabeth_Halverson

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>>40395550
>being a big guy has it's advantages, and it's disadvantages
>that's why I use comfort wipe!

>>40396432
The comments are hilarious. How did we come to this?

>>40395089
anyone got that one green text of the woman being a bitch to her fat friends and then makes friends with an Asian lady?

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This entire comic is just some fat gross retard writing a story about how she's fat but not a gross retard

>>40396263
When all this stupid fucking fat acceptance, gay/trans loving, women are oppressed, black lives matter, etc started happening. I really thought it was just a couple people who were crazy and then the trolls who did it for jokes.

But its all real..........

>>40395445
i always wonder about stuff like this
are the actors okay with this?(jokes insulting their body in general) they probably signed the contract before getting all the dialogue but what if they really werent down with it?

>>40396439
i hope most at least have those self cleaning toilets

>>40396078
I love how they always state that diets don't work, even if you stick to them.
No, that's not how it works, the only reason diets are ineffective is because people don't realize it's not just a one time thing, it's a lifestyle choice.
I'm still waiting on the evidence to show that fat people can disobey the laws of thermodynamics.
>>40396888
>http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/former-las-vegas-judge-halverson-dies-age-56
God I love when justice is served.
>>40395378
Funny you should say that, apparently there's a lot of stories about fat people with dogs, sometimes they become too fat to feed their dogs and the dogs start eating the fats toes. The fat in question has such bad circulation they don't notice, also because of the circulation problems the tissue necrosis doesn't infect their bloodstream causing septicemia and they basically start rotting from the feet up.

>>40397320
hell yea they are, they know they're fat. They're also cool dudes so they don't give a fuck. Just because you're fat, doesn't mean you're part of the fatceptance movement.

>>40396078
Can someone rewrite this and substitute dieting with quitting drugs?

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>>40395962
>women tell you yes is yes and no is no
>if a fat woman comes up to you, you're forced to have sex with them

I think at that point I would just make sure to get every STI in the book so I could spread it to all of them.

>>40397320
>but what if they really werent down with it?

Guess what actors get paid for. Let me know if you need a hint.

>>40397580
>to get every STI in the book so I could spread it
to all the others guys she rapes?

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>>40395383
>JUST

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>>40395117

>>40395279
It's all about the benjamins, baby.

>>40397611
The faster to kill off that kind of society, the better.

>>40397828
OwO

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>>40396888
Speaking of awful power fats, the chick that killed Kim Jong Nam, meth selling prostitute visiting fatass, was wearing something really appropriate for the job. You can't make this shit up.
Pic related: it's the spy/assassin in Kuala Lumpur.

>>40397935
>lol
lol

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Fresh OC.

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>>40398404
>>40398415

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>>40398404
>>40398415
>>40398424

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>>40396432
>fat boy turns into a cardiofag
he might as well transition now before puberty starts.

>>40398404
>muh keto

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>>40398399

>>40395279
his GF is pretty fat too. Not Boogie level fat but a normal ham nonetheless. She probably has a feeder fetish too, sabotaging any attempt he makes to lose weight

fatty here. Keep them coming I need motivation to keep going to the gym every morning. I got a gym member ship a week ago and i am down 5 pounds and down 3% body fat.

>>40396159
Hi Facebook retard

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>>40398424

>>40395148
>That big black dildo on the right side of the bottom pic

>>40399090
Keep up the good work. You're going to make it.

>>40399140

HOLY...

>>40395183

>junior highschool
>have that short, fat as fuck kid in my class
>never shamed him, but curious how can a kid be this fat
>turns out his second breakfast consists of lion chocolate bar, and 0.5l of peach ice tea
>If there's PE on that day he would make it double. Both bar and tea.
>one time he tells me he tries to lose weight, but don't know how
>"have you tried going on a diet?"
>"I am on a diet right now"
>wut
>turns out his "doctor" told him he can eat normally as he does, but he has to cut out proteins and take some pills.

I Met him few years ago on the bus. He was noticeably leaner, but his adolescent diet must have caused some serious hormone disbalance, because he is still shorter than me (I'm 5'7 manlet lol), has baby-hamster face. He also grew his hair longer, so he looked like a teenage girl and smelled of cheetos. I'm not even trying to make fun of him. Just feel really sad, that his parents and that "doctor", if he ever existed, let that happen to a kid.

>>40399090
You don't really need to go to the gym every morning, just try to go 3 days a week and push yourself instead of doing 7 days of barely anything.

Losing weight is more about what you eat than anything else, it's actually very easy to get into a cycle of eating more because you're going to the gym and barely losing any weight over a long period of time despite exhausting yourself at the gym.

What is your height and weight, and what is your calorie goal for the day?

>>40399239
well i got my gym membership only a week ago and on top of that i don't have a lot of time before between both my jobs to spend more than an hour there everyday. I eat between 1200 and 1500 calories right now and i weigh 245

>>40395117
It's like someone morphed the faces of the lead singer of Smash Mouth and Shrek's face together.

>>40395289
at about 300lbs (6ft, less weight if shorter) you stop having a sex drive

>with my friends in the pool, we're all 19 years old
>a skelly and a fat girl, probably 12 y.o, pass by and say
>"look, a sausage fest" because we were 4 guys, no girls
>we ignore, because it was a little kid, i just say "nice joke" in a mocking manner
>some minutes later we are at the other side of the pool to watch them sloots passing by
>the same stupid fatty and skelly pass by and say now
>"didn't know the sausage fest could move"
>i look the kid straight in the eye and say
>"didn't know fatties could move as well"
>the look on the fatties face was unbeatable
>she just put her hand in front of her face and looked down
>started crying
>the skelly now submissive, said
>"...y-yeah..." and walked away
>my friends didn't hold laughter and are now exploding
>we get out of there so we don't get in trouble or something

Great times.

>>40399140
Sweet Jesus that's horrific I'd don't care which one of them is using it in the other I don't want to know

>>40399356
This is not true. I got up to 400lbs at 5'11" and still fapped multiple times every day.

>>40399140
>>40399464
>tfw he didn't fall
>she tore his asshole with the dildo
>he has to make up an excuse about his chair falling apart
>look closely at the chair and you can tell it's been taken apart by hand

>>40397935
That's a dude, no doubt about it.

>>40396957

what are you talking about the comments i see all talk about how awesome the commercial is

>>40399531
you might not be wrong

>>40398264
based, even tho they mispelled valentines

>>40395500
How do you watch them in kodi , addon?

>>40399408

>being an adult
>making a child cry because you cant handle a sassy comment
>telling that shit to your internet friends

great life mate

>>40399608
You can see how it happened. Wrote VAL and then instead of making another vertical line they put the two additional horizontal lines on the L to turn it into an E.

>>40399633
>not making children cry to humble them

You are a part of the problem.

>>40399648

This.

If kiddo is trying to act smart he should be ready to get talked back. The only thing I don't get is why he insulted his sister/gf if it was the skelly who talked to him.

But yeah, boys will be boys.

>>40399648

I just think that the kid might respond better to other forms of communicating. Educating youngsters doesn't have to involve ridicule right from the start.

Also, the part where you brag about this online and laugh with your adult friends is so damn pathetic

>>40398264
>chin up
>not chins up
Wasted opportunity.

>>40395265
Want

>>40399748
Holy fuck, stop being a faggot. It's a fat people hate thread. I insulted the fattie because she was laughing about the comments of the skelly, and to make the skelly guilty that he made his sister/gf cry.
Also, there's nothing pathetic about it, the kid made a sassy comment and I gave one comment back, and we just had a laugh, what's the big deal? kys

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>>40395443
>not enjoying the keks of the show of her suffering and blames everyone but herself
Honestly season 4 is getting there, like there is a fat girl dance class runned by negresses challenging her fat girl dance class.
So fat girl cat fight

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>>40398424

>>40399408
>insecure teen bullies wanted to fuck
>chase them off to keep bathing with your bros
nigga you gay

>>40399748
It wasn't me that told the story, I'm just telling you coddling kids is what has gotten us to this current HAES/SOCJUS society where feelings trump scientific fact. Kids need to be ridiculed and punished for appropriate actions, otherwise they will learn that that behavior is okay. And if he'd done anything more than ridicule he'd likely be accused of being a pedophile.

>>40399531
Yeah, with such chairs usually either the wood or the L profile fail first and not the fucking nuts.

>>40399861
Yep, I'd have expected the nut to SNAP not just conveniently fall out in once piece.

>>40395431
but only for gluttony

>>40399748

twist it however you want, your story sucked and makes you look like a loser, a fact that is strongly underlined by your need to receive acclaim on an anonymous pakistani goat cheese tasting board.

>>40399852
who said anything about coddling or spoiling? clearly you've had a shitty father if all you know is either extreme in the spectrum of educative/punitive measures for children. i agree that children need to be punished if they do stupid shit, so they learn and don't do it again. ironically when you argue for scientific fact, you neglect to mention that pedagogic studies show in unison that shaming kids or punishing them harshly (e.g. physical violence) do not serve the child's long term interest very well. there are other, more reasonable methods at hand. this is conservative educational science, not postmodern snowflake bullshit, and a truly sceptic mind should be able to distinguish between the two.

>>40399927
I meant >>40399772 of course, not >>40399927

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>>40399927
Who the fuck said anything about physical abuse? Who said anything about extremes? Do you really think calling a fat kid fat is extreme abuse? Are you a woman that reads mommy blogs all day? Your posts are infuriating to read because you lace every sentence with elitism, and put words in other people's mouths. I didn't say a god damned thing about beating kids being the only solution, or whatever it is you're trying to imply. Fuck off with your hyperbolic tantrums.

>>40399927
Whatever dude, I'm not the kid's parents, I don't need to educate them , I was straight up being mean to the kid without exaggerating. If that makes you sad and pitiful it's not my fault you're a fag

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>>40399984
>>40400065

A touch angry aren't we boys? All those unruly children must play havoc with your alpha sensibilities.

>>40400092
Not mad at all, it's not me that's writing walls of text about how to educate kids lol

>>40399748
You sound like a humongous faggot

>>40399200
>caused some serious hormone disbalance, because he is still shorter than me (I'm 5'7 manlet lol), has baby-hamster face. He also grew his hair longer, so he looked like a teenage girl

Did you fuck him, anon? Pls respond

>>40399792
wasnt there one ep mentioned here that witney bullied a fellow peer to make herself feel better? which ep was it?

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>>40395289
just look at what could have been

>>40397828
SS claims another victim

>>40396159
Next time after you spot your gym bro on squats and there's some incidental rubbing, and you go to say, "no homo" you can just leave that out.

>>40395148
Poor boogie. I wish him nothing but the best

>>40400230
She does this a lot you gotta be more accurate.

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>>40395117
someone save me from this timeline

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>>40400092
>get utterly rekt
>can only respond with a pathetic "u mad bro"

Sad.

>>40399140
How did I not see this?

She's not getting blacked she's getting SILICONED

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The bickering queers in this thread should focus their hate on fat people instead

>>40396432
This was awesome

>>40395962

It's the best kind of trolling where no matter how many times I see it I'm still just not quite sure if it's honest or not.

>>40398264
Based Scotland

>>40395962
Hmmm. I wonder if I could make a Tumblr and just take posts like these and switch the gender for keks

>>40395148
its a shoop. or a prank. Boogies a pro, he would never put something in frame by accident

>>40400742
>t. boogie doing damage control

>>40399633
>19
>adult

Come on, 19 year olds are still immature little shits and 14 year olds willing to make fun of people older than them shouldn't get mad when they get push back

>>40400742
It's actually the hilt of one of the many shitty plastic swords he fills his room with. He's a sexless manchild, rather than some weird fetishist.

>>40399633
>enabling cancerous behavior

>>40399633
>dish out the banter
>but can't handle the banter
if they're initiating a ceremonial banterfest, they shouldn't be too fragile to take the banter

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body confident without shapewear!

>>40398469
kek

>>40398424
Oddly enough. I am aroused by this

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>>40395117

>>40398431
>lavalamp.gif

>>40399408
they wanted the D you moron

>>40395962
Lmao spot the person who gets rejected everytime

>>40395117
Not gonna lie, she(?) could do a hella good Ursula cosplay. Got the right face shape and hair

>>40395962
This has to be fake. Still funny though.

>>40396078
I love how they always talk about this huge weightloss industry, just eat less and you don't need to pay any of these meme diet companies

>>40400292
>does this a lot
oh wow. i think it was someone from her dance class but any other examples would be just as good.

>>40399090
Good work. Make the most of the new starter gains. If it ever gets tough, know that you are doing the right thing.

>>40401586

You see why i associate tattos with fatness and being dirty? People who are getting tattooed have no respect for their bodies, thinking that it's just a piece of paper they can torn and write on, it's so fucking wrong

>>40401586
I would legitimately be more upset if this happened on a date then if I pulled a tranny. this is NOT OKAY

>>40402118
How the fuck did this turn into some sort of racial issue at the end. This bitch is probably "white passing" too.

>>40401827
>Oddly
you just witnessed an attractive woman providing evidence that she has no gag reflex and that she can handle large volumes in her throat.

There's nothing odd about finding that attractive.

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>>40402846
that's not retarded at all, mate

>>40403193
Is that Gakkin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P70s2Vzk0ls

>>40399614
I thought the whole point of kodi is to use exodus

>>40395148
Couldn't happen to a nicer dude. Whatever happened to him fucked up a good man.

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>>40399090
Don't die

>>40403528

It's a very popular add-on for obvious reasons, but Kodi is so much more than Exodus

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>>40395289
Nigga look like he's playing under the covers and he popped his head up like "whatchu want doc?"

>>40397320
chris farley wasnt, for example, but he did it anyways because he was a professional. the SNL skit with him and patrick swayze, the chip and dales skit, had farley in tears afterwards by his own admission.

>>40398399
Thank you, this is why I love FPH threads. I'm about 2/3 of the way and my progress has been slowing down, I need to focus more and push harder

>>40403879
The worst part is when your weight stalls for a bit and you just need to keep cutting. Don't let it hurt you, just keep going at it.

We're all gonna make it brah.

>>40395089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hywVwKSjo
I love this so much, dont understand why there aren't more buzz feed videos here.

>>40396078
>diets fail us time and time again
Not
>we fail the diet
Fat logic

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>tfw i just recovered from neck injury, and even though im a month/half deep back into routine, i still needed more encouragement

these threads ALWAYS help

>>40396439
>the Rock has a 32.6 BMI
Brah, time to lose the archaic system. This country desperately needs to switch to BF% as an indicator of health.

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>>40404002

>>40399140
it's the handle to the master sword.

>>40400286
Is boogie somehow less deserving of fat hate? Doesn't he bitch about diets not working while shoveling food and chugging soda? The motherfucker blew his ass apart by falling on it ffs! Sorry, I have some pity, but only at the sadness of his mentality.

>>40400318
Is that Thrawn? What is this from?

>>40403791
kekd

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>>40397342
>Funny you should say that, apparently there's a lot of stories about fat people with dogs, sometimes they become too fat to feed their dogs and the dogs start eating the fats toes. The fat in question has such bad circulation they don't notice, also because of the circulation problems the tissue necrosis doesn't infect their bloodstream causing septicemia and they basically start rotting from the feet up.

>>40397935
hahaha

>>40404206
If only it were easier to accurately measure body fat %.

>>40399035
>>40395279
His GF is actually no longer fat.
She is actually looking pretty good, losing a lot of weight.
Probably weighting for boogie to die.

>>40404002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCHgWSUm0U

>>40400092
THATS NOT A WALRUS

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Made this OC a while back

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>>40398424
for what purpose

>>40404724
she is murdering him. his condition is 110% fixable/

just making him move around enough to get his own fucking food would drop 100lbs off his fat ass. She is bringing him food and she is going to kill him.

>>40405069
>I'm not offended!
>so offended she screenshot it and posted it on social media

>>40405183
No, boogie is killing boogie. All he has to do is not put the food in his mouth.

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>>40404002
>it has done little to curb the rise in weight
>.....because no one likes to feel deprived or hungry so they go eat


>working out doesnt make a significant difference in your caloric expenditure
>..... because people go eat after working out and negate it

>diets dont actually work though!!!
>....because people get hungry and go eat

>>40405137
actually, this has a surprising impact on your diet. I used to chug a pint of heavy cream before a fast- it was 800 calories, but I literally would not be hungry for two days afterward.

she just ate 800 kcal in one go but I'd punch a baby if she ate anything else that day

>>40403193

that tattoo means shes a hooker or a mobster's girl (or both) tattoos in Asia are Warning:Trash Inside labels

>>40399748
My brother has a disease called Cystic Fibrosis that makes him really skinny and it's next to impossible for him to gain weight. When I was a kid we were surrounded by junk food because of this and I was always a fatty. I got constantly called fat by my brother and other kids and without this I wouldn't have lost the weight and I'd still be a fatty. Say what you want but fat shaming is the best way to get people to lose weight.

>>40405309
>sticking your dick in a Triad's girl
Nothing like it brehs, it's like they're trained how to fuck.

>>40403473
I feel bad for laughing

>>40404398
Star Wars Rebels season 3, he's canon again, sort of

>>40405388
As a guy who's fucked fair amount of Japanese girls, this is absolutely false. I always ask them about ink and the majority are just like "meh nobody really cares unless it's full body sans one strip down the middle"

>>40399927
strawman the post

this is just fucking disgusting. I don't understand how you turn your body to trash and keep complaining but doing nothing to change it

>>40404002
>physical activity only affects 10- 30%of your caloric expenditure.
>only

>>40403473
>youtube comments accuse her of stealing from them and lying
what happened?

>>40405713
They don't even complain about it, they relish in it and are proud of it, and assume it's their genetics and will never ever try and change.

>>40396093
The mouth...

>>40403768
Like what? What do you recommend?

>>40405789
Not the guy you're asking but,

>whitecream
>vevo
>live leak

but primarily I use it for Exodus

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>>40405760
The ol' lickaroo

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Boogie2988 BTFO by another youtuber

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>>40395289

>fatass who is a half ton if he's an ounce
>fat rolls bigger than his head
>covers his junk so he doesn't embarrass himself

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>>40399756

>>40400318

save yourself

best advice

>>40406281
hey could you explain what the phrase "blank whos blank if hes blank" like the first sentence you posted means? i understand the idea youre trying to convey, but the style of that idiom has always confused me and reminded me of pirates

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>>40399531

>>40404724
i see what you did there carlos.png

>>40395148
>that disgusting years un-washed ass is humping up and down on a qt3.14 every night

Kill me

>>40399408
>not taking the chance to fuck fresh teen pussy

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>when you see it

>>40406581
No he isn't, I don't think boogie has sex anymore. Pretty sure she's cucking him something fierce.

>>40406281
>>40406519

This, I'm also curious. I've heard it only scarcely.

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>>40406920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPBmRwiCVI

>>40406920
Good god i hope that isn't ranch

>>40407126

Whether a statement "If P, then Q" is a convincing proof is different from whether it's true or not. In logic, a statement "If P, then Q" is true unless P is true and Q is not. Thus, "If grass is green, then the sky is blue", "If pigs can fly, then the moon is made of cheese" and "If pigs can fly, then the sky is not blue" are all true statements in logic, even if the first part is unrelated to the second.

>>40407298
What else would it be?

>>40407413


wait fuck this barely makes sense i'm retarded


it's basically a logical assertion like "she's six feet if she's (at least) an inch"

>>40406234
That guy doesn't even look like the same person. Nuts

>>40407426
Nah assuming the girl is like 5'2", it's more like "She's six feet tall if pigs can fly"

It could be considered a sarcastic analogy for saying "no fucking way is she 6 feet tall"
because obviously pigs can't actually fly

>>40407426
tbqh I think the first guy used it wrong because the fat guy actually looks half a ton, so saying that him being half a ton is true, if him weighing an ounce is true, is wrong because only one of those two conditional phrases is correct.

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>>40399140
holy shit lol every time I check /fit/ for boogie updates it's something new

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New chapter when
I want to see if she ever loses weight

>>40398404
All this time I've been seeing this pic I'm still not sure if man or woman

>>40405453
>>40405731
What was it? The guy deleted it.

>>40399296
>I eat between 1200 and 1500 calories right now and i weigh 245
> 1500 calories
> 245lb

Look, tihs is a very common mistake to make.

Just grab a kitchen scale AND use calculators. You can't be trusted around food. At 1500 calories a day weight would be running off you faster than immigrants when they see Trump.

It's common for fat people to not know what a "portion" really is, so they misjudge food in general. Scales are pure objectivity, so they don't suffer from your crappy point of view like just eyeballing it would.

>>40407834
This, I fuck this up constantly because I am fat fuck in recovery. Portion size and actually only having a serving of something can mess you up because of what constitutes a portion or serving.

>>40398424
That's fucking gross.

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>>40402846
>People who are getting tattooed have no respect for their bodies, thinking that it's just a piece of paper they can torn and write on, it's so fucking wrong

>>40399633
>they're below 18
>they're retarded, they don't know what they're doing!!!1!!one!
na mate

>>40399748
Negro, he didn't chase the fatty to the point of suicide

>>40399927
>punishing them harshly
yeah she was borderline suicide after he TALKED BACK to the fatty

>>40406234
Those jaw gains

>>40395279
he makes $$$. He will obviously never cheat because I doubt he leaves the house.

>>40395962
I literally got a blow job from a fat girl, amazing deep throat gets me all horny, she wants to fuck and I'm like ok. She starts riding me and I'm like nevermind I never wanna fuck a fat girl (in my head). Say I don't feel well and end it awkwardly (but don't care) literally after 3 strokes.

>>40397828
Jealous of dem thighs. I'm a skinny fuck so all I have to me is my ripped runners / bikers legs. Wish they were that massive though, just leaner.

>>40398415
HAHAHA THIS MAKES ME WANNA SIGN UP TO PLANET FITNESS JUST SO I CAN SEE THINGS LIKE THIS!

>>40401586
While I knew what shape where did obviously and see women wearing those giant fucking pants / shorts / bathing suits that go way up passed their belly I never actually realized how much fucking skin they can fit inside that thing.

Pretty crazy desu.

>>40406234
He looks happier in second or third picture. Could just be coincidence. Looks worse in last picture, maybe just lighting and expression. Looks best in 2nd last picture.

>>40408285
are you serious anon?

>>40408285
mommy no

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>>40408266

>>40399531
Eh as someone with experience shoving things up there, you'd have to get beyond ridiculous AND go really fast in order to tear anything, and even then it probably wouldn't be that bad.

More likely the chair dropped him on his ass and his weight caused the bruising and an extreme spread that tore him.

>>40408280
you're going to make judgements about people's happiness over time based on 5 random screenshots?

>>40398264
Amerifat here, how does one celebrate pancake day?

>>40401842
hahahahah holy shit it fits

>>40408400
by... by eating PANKAKES!

>>40408400
You're not American if you don't know pancake day is at IHOP. Free pancakes the whole day. March 7th.

>>40408378
if I was his wife I'd be feeling aggressive and sadistic enough to tear him a new one with my silicon Shandrel desu

>>40408386
not him but yes.

>>40408400
why don't americans celebrate pancake day? it seems like a perfect fit for them to be honest

>>40408414
I've always been a Denny's man, personally. It has this magical quality that everything on the menu tastes exactly the same.

>>40401586
>without shapeware

Then loose the bra as well bitch.

>>40398424
>is your muffin buttered

>>40399927
Is this bait? Are you from tumbler or something? How are you such a fag? So many questions.

>>40408400
It's Shrove Tuesday (Feb 28th this year), as in the whole Easter thing. Just make some pancakes on the day and eat them the fuck up.
The whole point of the day when it came about was to use up everything that would be given up for lent, a period of fasting.
People used to give up milk, eggs and wheat/flour/bread and if you mix that shit together you end up with pancake batter.

tl;dr eat pancakes on pancake day and be as decadent as you want with them.

>>40398424
hot

>>40407829
some fatty crying about how the internet fucked up her relationship by harassing her bf i think and he broke it off iirc

>>40402846
At least tattoos don't give you fucking diabetes

>>40405364
Put him on keto, he'll be better in no time.

>>40399748
>I just think that the kid might respond better to other forms of communicating. Educating youngsters doesn't have to involve ridicule right from the start.
It's not his kid, and the chances are her parents have bullied/coddled/otherwise abused her so much that the normal social feedback (nice joke) doesw not go through.

>>40395279
Just kill me already senpai-pai.

>>40396432
>>40396432
>Child eats random forrest berries
>Thinks he can fly

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>>40404002
Buzzfeed and their stupid meme science. But let`s assume their bullshit is right (which it isn`t).
They say Cal. In =/= Cal. out and that some genetically blessed people can eat as much as they want and not gain a single pound while fat slobs only eat salads and healthy shit and can`t seem to lose weight.
Wouldn`t that mean that:

>fat people are either perpetuum mobiles because they literally generate energy out of nowhere

>or they wanna say that other body functions consume way more energy than working out (biggest power drain being brain functions). Then wouldn`t they imply that their skinny friends who eat high calorie food all the time are using their brains more thus burining more energy

Man shit like this makes me beyond mad. Just fucking stop eating like island states and do some serious workout once in a while you fat disgusting pieces of shit

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> With family
> Eat pizza and chocolate for first time in months
> Feel physically sick afterwards

What the fuck holy shit is this normal when eating shit foods after a long time?

How do fat people actually eat this garbage on a regular basis holy heck.

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>>40395089
>fph thread
>reposting same 50images

>>40408285
xd

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If it worked for so many others it ought to help some new friends who stumble upon /fph/.

>>40409159
Yes, the simpsons made a joke about it but if you purge your body of preservatives and HFC and shit like that, you'll feel sick after then as long as you stick with it you'll feel fine. You experienced the reverse of this, you're body was at the "all is well stage" so it went "purge this trash now!"

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>>40409117
It's obvious facts that fat cells enter your body through the air when it's in your genetics to be obeast. Skinny people do not attract the fat cells in the air because they're not worthy of being goddesses that live for an entire five decades!
>>40409159
Yeah pretty normal. We're kinda indoctrinated into eating shit so our bodies get used to it. Unhealthy foods are like fucking poison that you can get used to. ef your beauty standards though right? Lets keep clogging our arteries and ingesting over an entire day worth of sugar in one can of soda. Hell yeah

>>40406234
Based Joueur du Grenier

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>>40405069

Why are women so fucking dense when it comes to working out calories in alcohol?

You can undo a weeks worth of careful cutting with a bottle of wine and some cocktails.

>>40403193
Good god

Insanely hot

>>40405364
How old is he? Thats a death sentence.

Awful disease.

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>>40409437

>>40408285
llol

>>40409399
>It's obvious facts that fat cells enter your body through the air when it's in your genetics to be obeast. Skinny people do not attract the fat cells in the air because they're not worthy of being goddesses that live for an entire five decades!
Platinum KEK

>>40406234
Who is this anyways?

>>40408280
He's schtick is pretending to loose all hope every episode.
He's a french version of the AVGN.

>>40407614
>>40407585
>>40407413
THANK YOU!

>I eat between 1200 and 1500 calories right now

No you don't

>>40408280
fat softens facial features, so facial gains end up showing your natural expressions more clearly

>>40410096
Bitches would be useless without the prospect of mating.

>>40410096
>for ages women going "oh gosh I'm so fat!" was an attention whore thing for friends or lovers to say "nooo, you're fine!"
>now it's the opposite so she can be even more of an attention whore, and continue to blame men for everything, like they invented that bullshit

>>40410198
What the fuck is this?

>>40395289
no-fap day 999

>>40409117
No wonder asian people are so small

>>40410245
as far as i can tell, pressure ulcers that have partially healed. on the legs- it's a strange location, but if she was fat-as-fatass, it's possible. normally you see them in bed-bound patients, especially over bony prominences, where the weight and lack of movement causes low oxygen delivery to the tissue, resulting in necrosis, and skin sloughing off. It's mostly painless, so the fat fucks don't even realize it until they see a gaping black hole where a chunk of flesh used to be.

>>40410198
WHAT holy shit what am I looking at ??

>>40410245
krokodile

>>40408285
Kek

>>40410298
Someone lmao'd too hard

>>40408285
n

>>40408285

fuck somebody post doggo, I don't have him in this pc

>>40410198

I have never, and will never click on this thumbnail

fuk you

>>40409352
i would fuck all of those dudes

>>40398424
Who is this butter nutter?

>>40399339
kek

>>40406920
>>40406920
how many calories are those cows about to consume there?

It's gotta be like, 1500 a piece just in cocacola

And, what another.. 2000 a piece from sharing that pizza?

That's already 1000 calories over my entire days diet.

>>40407795
Nfatever. The author seriously thinks fat is stronger than muscle. And they """"prove"""" it by having her beat lanklets.

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>>40399090
Also, get a calorie counter like myfitnesspal. I went to the gym for six months with barely any change noticed, but as soon as I started cutting down on kcal (around 1800/day) my weight slowly but steadily went down.

Just don't give up! Once you get the hang of it it gets easier...

>>40409776
He's probably in the dirt.

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>>40405574
>Triad's girl
>Japanese Girl

Are you dumb?

>>40399748
>other forms of communicating
lmao
Children are naturally born cunts. You put them down so they learn humiliation, but then you pick them back up (if they're yours anyways) so they can learn to stand again.

>>40410245
Once saw explanation that she burst stitches after a liposuction or summat

>>40409790
Fucking kek

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>>40408377
THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL GREIVOUS YOU STUPID CUNT

IM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING "GREE VEE US" THERES NO FUCKING I AFTER THE V

YOU DONT GREE VEE FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIED YOU GRIEVE FOR THE

ITS GENERAL FUCKING GREIVOUS NOT GREEVEEUS LEARN TO SPELL YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING CUNT

>>40411383
>GREIVOUS
That's not how you spell Grievous.

>>40408285
y u do tis?

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I have OC here

mother gets mad that school is telling her that cake isn't healthy

she gets revenge by giving her child more cake

>>40411383
grievous and butthead

>>40409117
All humans are equal, but some humans are more equal than others. Some people DO have fast metabolisms, but most have healthy unafflicted metabolisms where if you eat over 3500 calories a week you gain weight.

Fat people are fucking annoying though and if you're skinny they automatically assume you have a fast metabolism. My mom tells me and other people about my "blessed genetics" and denies all the effort it took me to lose weight. Pisses me off so fucking much. I count my calories and some obese cunt tells me I did no work to achieve my goal weight.
I was trying to be level headed in this post but now I'm PISSED

>>40402846
post body fgt otherwise don't run your mouth about 'not respecting bodies' - you're likely one of these HAES pigs looking here for 'muh inspiration'

>>40402846
What if you got a tattoo for a Memorial of something? Someone? A tattoo of your kids names? Something important enough in your life to be worth having on your skin forever? You're a clown

>>40409159
That happens to me with White Castle, KFC, McDicks, BK and extremely greasy/oily foods so I quit them for good years ago
I still eat taco bell from time to time, and always eat my pizza. I don't like chocolate so I never eat it anyways.

There's nothing wrong with eating some junk foods. It's all about moderation. But it is crazy when fat people eat junk after junk

>>40408285
fug

>>40410526
You get like 180-220 calories per SLICE of regular pizza medium sized. There's at least 3000 calories per person in pizza alone.

>>40408285
cunt

>>40408229
"Pussy is pussy" is a fucking lie of hell. Hooked up with a fatty, garbage bag body, terrible tits, just all wrong. Should have bailed, but I figured, well, maybe a blowjob will get the job done. Anons, I was watching my favorite porn clip while this ham blew me. I couldn't even see her, but the shame of knowing what was attached to my cock kept me from getting off. Do not fuck a fatty.

>>40412375
the average dominoes large slice is 300 cal, for reference as well

>>40412868
>buying large from Domino's with all the medium 2 topping coupons

>>40412878
it was just when i was a fatass, now IF i get dominoes im all over dat der 2 mediums 2 toppings for 5.99 each