how was your valentines day, /fit/?

>>40389361
I was sick. Watched Freaks and Geeks with the wife after exchanging chocolates.

You need to cut, bro.

great. played for honor for 16 hours straight and drank a 10 pack of monster then jacked off on skype

couldnt ask for a better holiday

>>40389400
I kinda like being thicc, I'm tryna hit a 600lb deadlift by spring. I'll cut for summer tho

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>>40389361
it was great to hear you moan when I scratched your back while fucking your hunky boipussy - looking forward to the weekend babe!

I left my ex/roommate and told her I'm not paying the bills

>>40389444
relaxing

It was Tuesday

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>>40389437
Nigga how would this even work ?

>>40389481
I get that you're trying to be funny and end up in a screencap thread but you can very easily scratch someone's back while fucking them

>>40389444
das ma boi!

>>40389481
facing each other, with one dick in the middle and one in the pooper, lrn2nohomo.

Made steak and roasted rosemary potatoes for me and my gf. Drank wine. Cheesecake for dessert. Fortunately she finally got her period so no sex.

>>40389429
Scott Herman is chasing a 600 lb deadlift and he's way more lean than you.

Did homework, drank tequila, and worked at night. Same as mostly every year.

Did my workout and played video games.

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>>40389361
dont wanna talk about it

>>40389538
Scott herman is a fucking twink

>>40389412
for honor any good?

Made stir fry for my gf, then left her at my place to go to the gym. When I got back she was asleep so I jerked off in the bathroom.

>>40389585
Spill the beans anon, worst case scenario you'll be called a fag.

>>40389444
FUCK THE BITCH

Listened to some music and reflected on my best friend who killed himself 9 years ago Feb 14th.

Valentines day is always bittersweet.

>>40389641
sorry to hear it bro, thats never gonna be a good day for you. make him proud eh.

I asked out a girl and she seemed for it but when I texted her after class to pick her up, she never responded. I tried calling but she didn't pick up. I went home because I have no other avenues and no friends.

She probably went out with her sorority friends. Oh well.

>>40390016
I'm sorry bro

>>40390032
It's okay. It's the life I live being a commuter student. I've been in college for 4 years and haven't dated or made any friends because of it.

At least I don't have any debt.

>>40389444
Is ur name on a lease?
She can still fuck ur money all up.

>>40389361
I asked someone out for a beer, but they "don't drink" and said "We'll grab coffee sometime though!".

At least it made the lifting better this morning. Rage lifting is best lifting.

My fleshlight stood me up.

>>40390046

I'm a commuter at a uni and I feel this so much. It gets better bro just keep putting yourself out there. Made a few friends and met a few chicks over the years.

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>Went out with a friend
>Grill that I really like joined
>Start talking, everything is going fine, having lots of fun
>Another friend joins
>Despite already having some kind of relationship with one girl he starts hitting on this one
>I'm not much of a talker usually, especially not when someone very social comes around
>As the night goes on he gets increasingly aggressive in his flirting
>Lost my chance of finding a gf that has similar interests to me
>The dude will get with her, then start messing around with other girls and get dumped after a few months because that's the way he is

I don't know how much longer I can take this if I'm honest.

Maybe I'll just move to a different country and try and start over with my minimal gains.

I was at the uni library learning in the morning. After that I went home ate something and went to the gym. Got a new Bench Pr so it was a good day. After that I went home and browsed the rest of the day 4chan.

Invited my valentine to come over, eaten a lot , had some beer, lit some weed , played some cancer LoL , watched warcraft (finally ) and had sex

10/10 would do again

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I played a game.

>>40390446
Good choice man

>>40390281
what'd you PR at?

>>40389668


thanks... I do try to make him proud, but sometimes I'm afraid I let that dictate my life too much.

Dinner with the gf then cuddled at darling harbor

>>40389361
Made a ribeye steak dinner for my gf

went to class then went to work

just like any other tuesday

Took 700mg caffeine,6g citruline and 10g glycerol and hit back hard
Then went home,drank a six pack,took two xanax and smoked a bowl. Wrote bits of a script
Cried myself to sleep after thinking of ex who recently fucked with me

>>40391632
>Took 700mg caffeine
Jesus christ
Did you die?

>>40391641
If i took synephrine or dmaa like i was planning probably would have

>>40391632
>>40391655
do you even have a liver

>>40391657
Livers fine
Kidneys are fucked
Have hip labrum tear,and shoulder labrum tear,a bit of scoliosis

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>>40389361
>on a cut
>went to the gym
>fixed a laptop for a friend
>got drunk alone
>binged on rice and cheese
>woke up on 15th
>felt bad
>went for a 10km run
>ate 800kcal for damage control

>cheated on gf (we're long distance) with some bar slut
>bar slut, while more attractive in a few ways way, sucked in bed and in conversation
>now never want to cheat again, but conflicted bc i only found this feel through cheating

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>>40389361
Ate sushi w/ wine with college 7/10 qt
Fucked like rabbits
Life is good kunts

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>>40389481
Is your question "how do you scratch someone's back while you are behind them?"

or was the "question":
hey look I drew a gay porno in ms paint and this is my excuse to post it.

>>40389361
I went on a double date while sick and had a good time.

I just ate a huge bag of valentines chocolates and am throwing up because my stomache cannot handle 15 hersheys kisses and some peanut m&ms.

>>40390267
>guy talked to the girl I liked but never confronted about it
>better move to a new country and start over

>>40389361
same as everyday

>lonely

>>40391218
Story behind him? If not, hope you had a decent Valentine's day man.

>>40391827
why'd you do it then?

>>40389361
terrible, girl i loved rejected me

>>40389361
A lot better than yours it seems haha, two minute wonder?

>>40389361

v-day is over asshole

go fuck yourself

>>40393611
hey it means I'm doing something right

>>40392890

Without getting to much into it; He was just another young male disenfranchised with life. He was heavily into the outdoors and physical fitness. He came first in our local schools run while he pushed a friend in a wheelchair.

Took a girl out for dinner. Unsure if I'm getting cucked or not, as I'm not sure if she's interested in me in a let's bang manner.
I did talk to a girl I actually like after dinner, which was p good desu

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>>40389361
Told my crush to have a happy Valentine's Day

She told me the same except it had two blushing emoji. What did she mean by this?

>>40394175

shes interested in you. take her out on a date.

>>40390267
girls > friends

chant that until you fall unconscious, anon

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I made coconut milk with one gram of avb mixed in with a teaspoon of olive oil. Will that be enough to get me lit? I have never experimented with edibles.

>>40389361
Posted it in other threah but oh well
>Make love letter for 10/10 oneitis who I haven't seen or heard of for almost a year
>Confessed all kinds of love and feelings. Threw in some romantic shit, memories and why I think she's fucking awesome.
>Went all out on this. Took me 6 hoirs to prepare and 2 hours to write it as beautifull as I could. My handwriting is shit. Expensive paper, perfume on it etc.
>Kind of cringed at myself, who does this beta shit. But last few months idgaf about what others think or how I should act and just do what I feel like.
>Wanted to personally deliver the letter and took the train to her city before taking a train to a place I had to work
>Get to her place and see she doesn't live their anymore like wtf
>Only thing I could think of is to go give it to some guy she knew that lives near her and hope he delivers it
>Get a call an hour later form her already.
>She fucking loved it and wanted to see me asap
>First had to work 15 hours thou. Work as a bartender/mixologist.
>Make plans that shr comes over tonight
>She comes over
>We make sweet love, talk, fuck, talk, fuck, talk
>She wants to stay the whole weekend as we kind of have mixed schedules but are licky we're both free for the next three days.
>She's sleeping next to me while I'm shitposting on /fit/
>The smile on her face while she's asleep makes me happier than I've ever been.

Dont give up guys, we're all going to make it.

>>40394307
congrats man that sounds amazing

>>40390016
I also asked a girl out yesterday, although it wasn't "for Valentine's Day" or anything, I just felt like doing it. She gave a wishy-washy answer about not knowing her plans. The next time I see her I'll just ask if she gave it any thought but I'm not sweating it too much because I've kinda stopped liking her already.

Anyway that's my blog post.

>planned to go out with my crush
>housesitting and we were gonna get some food and go back to the house
>she seemed excited about it
>3 hours before I leave to get her she texts me she can't make it cause she has a family thing
>spend the night getting fucking hammered, like way too drunk
>Hardly slept at all, was throwing up all night
I thought I almost had it, almost had happiness in the palm of my hand

>Made dinner with a female friend. Salmon, roasted potatoes and stuffed mushrooms.
>everything came out pretty fucking good
>watched black mirror with her

I don't want a relationship with her but it was nice having company on valentines day for once, p fun.
I'm still a beta autist but I want to see if I can do a fwb thing with her, just don't really know how to approach it.

Spent all day fixing morons' mistakes in the emergency room.

On the plus, got to see an infinity butt plug for the first time irl.

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>>40394307
mirin

>>40394307
To contrast, I've done the same thing and had it not succeed.

But congratulations, man.

>>40389588
>Scott herman is a fucking twink
And he's outlifting you while not looking like a bloated disgusting blob

>>40393682
Give you that fella haha touche!

>>40394332
>>40394441
Thanks bros, it is.
>>40394575
Keep trying and improving yourself I guess. She told me she used to be interested in me bit was way to uncertain about my feelings and was afraid I'd reject her so she was waiting for me to make a move. I was to beta and sperg back then. If we'd end up together it back then it would've been a disaster,Iwasn't even half the man I am now. I was a pot addicted, gaming NEET with almost no other interests. She always was in the back of my mind when I had a hard time while improving myself. I wanted to be ready to give her a good life and be sure she'd be happy.

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>>40394307
Nice

I worked a double, ate some food, jacked off, and went to sleep.

>>40389481
KEK

>>40394575
you win some and you lose some

that's what it's all about

life isn't interesting when the same shit happens all the time

>>40394376
>3 hours before I leave to get her she texts me
>I thought I almost had it
Hate to drop this truth bomb, but you didn't almost have it. Girls pull that last-minute shit via text all the time.

My gf broke up with me last month so I didn't do much.

I ate a fuck ton of Chinese food, fell asleep at 8pm watching the office, woke up dehydrated from Chinese food, ate cake instead of drinking water for some reason, immediately fell asleep again, woke up at 2am, browsed internet then fell asleep again

Honestly, it was pretty great

Put my new tax-refund money PC together, hung around the house, and spent most of the day downloading programs/games, overclocking, and getting my computer all set up. Didn't even realize what day it was until my mom gave me some chocolate and then I was up all night thinking about my ex.

It was an okay day, I guess. Could have gone without thinking about a heartache but what can you do. Maybe I'll put myself back out there eventually.

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>girl at my internship wants to get dinner with me this weekend
>Realize I need to hit 60 before dire maul comes out on vanilla WoW server
>Tell her I'm busy and I'll be working
>Since she works with me she knows I'm full of shit
>Asks me what I'm really doing
>Tell her verbatim I need to finish leveling my warlock through wetlands and south shore
>She says "oh that's okay maybe another time"

Didn't do anything on Valentines Day because I had work, but went out tonight with the girlfriend for a movie and dinner. Originally planned somethibg a little nicer, but ended up going to a local burger joint instead.

Ate a nice pizza
Got some stuff from a recycling center
Watched anime
Slept
Overall 7/10 not as good as last year

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Like the solstices when the spirit world and the material world come as close together as they possibly can, on Valenstein's Day, the Jewish and the feminine overlap more than ever, almost entirely.

The holiday is almost like a full moon to a werewolf except this full moon turns your woman into a succubus.
The essential truth is that women

Women are acting like Jews.


really gets your noggin joggin

>live with abusive gf who hates valentine's day and only begrudgingly acts affectionate towards me when people are around because i'm not wealthy enough for her to actually love me
>spent 3 hours with my second gf during the day being happy and doing lewd shit
>come home to shitty gf and do nothing except get a guilt trip about my job as usual

It's a strange feel senpaitachi.

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>>40395902
>2nd gf

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>gf wants to try and take it slow
>doesn't want to have sex too early
>two weeks out
>making out in bed gets heated
>we're both fighting back wanting to fuck
>suddenly she looks me dead in the eye and says, "you can jack off on my stomach."
>ended up busting a nut on gf's chest, as she gets herself off underneath.

Really not even sure how I should feel after the fact. I'm just glad I had got to nut-- my dick would not have lasted much longer. But gf felt off about the entire thing in retrospect.

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>>40395965
I know, I'm just as surprised as anyone else. Turns out getting a gf isn't hard, all that cute shit like flirting and getting to know someone etc is the fun part. The hard part is later when she stops caring enough to pander to your fetishes and lets herself go and starts to smell bad and everytime she tries to fuck you you just remember when she screamed at you in the grocery store for picking out the chicken that cost 50 cents more than the other package and she washes her pajamas once a month and they reek of sweaty vaginal discharge so you can't get it up and she gets buttmad at you and you stop having sex and slowly drift apart but have no overt reason to break up so you cheat on her instead.

What the fuck is going on in my life.

>>40396071
>but have no overt reason to break up
You mean other than the paragraph that preceded that statement?

>>40396071
I know a guy with a gf like that. Honestly just break up with her and avoid the mental overhead of the relationship

>>40396099
Look man it's not that simple, if you bring this shit up with a girl she's going to try and spin it around. Women refuse to be anything except the victim and will fight you tooth and nail over it until you corner them. I've literally had her break out in a shit eating grin and laugh and be like "oh, okay, you got me" after I successfully caught her in a lie before, where minutes before she was neck deep in the victim guard and laying guilt trips down like a fucking carpet. I have no doubt if I brought this up with her and tried to leave she'd twist it all into some horrible victim story and tell all my friends I'm an abuser and fuck up my life so I need to plan it VERY CAREFULLY. You're right though, there is a very legitimate reason to leave.

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>>40389361
heres a better version of this pic with a diff dude whos way cuter

>>40396191
Just tell your friends beforehand that you're going to break up with her and the reasons why. Then dump her and never look back. Block her on social media, delete her number, etc.

I wasn't with an abusive girl, but I dated a girl that was super immature and ended up cheating on me. I dumped her and ignored all of her attempts at getting my attention- the pleas, the calls, the threats- and eventually it just stopped and I don't have to deal with it anymore.

>>40396191
You can get counseling for emotional abuse and if that fails, the burden isn't on you. Don't let your fear of blackmail fuck your whole life up when it doesn't need to.

>>40396246
>>40396228
Thanks fampais I'm doing what I can.

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>>40394175
She was getting pounded by two fine colored people.

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>>40396329
Do it before she get pregnant.

Don't do the same mistake I've done... pls don't.

gonna green text bc god damn was it good

>meet girl on tinder but though a "game show" account a friend made (girl match the account, play the game and win one of our the numbers)
>go for drinks a few weeks ago, pretty awkward.
>set up second date, goes amazingly, kissed her at the train station as she was leaving
>3rd date was set up but she postponed to valentines day.

heres where it gets great

>okay anon, how does a picnic sound?
>sure dope, we can buy stuff on our way
>arrive
>anon this is a game, we each have $15 and 10 minutes to shop for the picnic
>straight off the bat its fun, panic inducing and hilarious
>go to park, perfect day, pretty great food
>go for a walk as sun is setting, mention stars coming out
>OMG anon we stay till its dark and stargaze!
>walk around this huge lake talking shit the whole way
>come back to where picnic was, pitch black, about 9pm
>lie on jackets, star gaze
>"can I kiss you"
>fuckingadorable.exe
>pull apart after a bit
>she spaghetties, "I've been waiting 3 dates for that"
>shes immediately embarrassed, so god damn cute

go home, text her thanks for the night

>"Oh, and by the way Anon"
>"Three dates was worth the wait"

holy shit you fucking cutie. Ice skating slated for sunday night.
Smitten/10

>>40389361
was he cute?

>>40389361
i'm an autistic fatass with thunderthighs. how do you think it went?

>>40396455
Wow am so fucking jealous congrats anon. I haven't been on a date in like 3 years lol

>>40391726
hey i just got my hip labrum tear / itb fixed yesterday

now i get to lie in bed and browse 4chan for days on painkillers :)

>>40395778
Uhh.. r u retarded

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>>40396455
Holy shit is this what normies are like? I'm cringing so hard my core is shrinking from the pain. Thank god I don't go outside, then I would lose the gains from my home gym. Christ. Get help, pal.

>>40389361
>scratches only in places/angles that anon can reach
What are you trying to imply by this?

>>40389361
>asking about a romantic day with a suggestive image
is there a version of /fit/ that isn't gay?

>>40394307
goodfeels.jpg

Spent the day on /a/, posted me and my waifu's Valentine, and went to the gym. Reached some new maxes and overall had a very good day. Some of the happiest I've been for awhile, I don't give a fuck who judges me for it.

Seeing my ex whine on Facebook was wonderful.

>>40396455
>go to park, perfect day, pretty great food
>Ice skating slated for sunday night.

Yeah okay sure Anon. It was both the perfect day for a picnic and you're ice skating later that week.

You tried to hard bro. It's okay to be foreveralone.jpg

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I lost my shit due to some relationship shit that boiled back up, drank myself stupid alone in my bedroom listening to trap, loaded my pistol, and then woke up with my pistol disassembled and scattered through the bedroom, and the magazine in the lawn.

Was pretty okay, actually.

>>40397039
Ice rink, bruh. Ice rinks exist.

>>40397039
>yfw she suggested it

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>>40396974
>not wanting to enter normie-ville, break free of your inner autist and live happily very after

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>>40394307
Based off 4chan history I thought either
The guy was just gonna throw your letter in the trash
Or
He was gonna give it to her and say it was from him.
Glad to see those didn't happen senpai. Congrats on making it.

>>40389538
Scott german is a manlet
Also "chasing" is not a word i would use here

>>40389481
Immediately thought of this, honestly.

Guess I'm not that alone in the world... Right?

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Solid

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It was good
No regrets

>>40394267
You have to cook it in the oven for at least 2 hours on 225 degrees Fahrenheit to activate the THC and allow it to bind to the oil. You're gonna need more than that to feel it homeboy.

>>40398340
Roll of paper towels?

>>40390267
>Maybe I'll just move to a different country and try and start over with my minimal gains

I moved to the other side of the US, far away from anyone I knew, and it didn't solve my problems. You have to change yourself.

>>40398366
4 the semenz

>>40398409
She's not swallowing?
She's not leaving it in her cause she loves you?
Dump her

>>40389361
i took 3 girls out for dinner, paid for everything and all i got was hugs and kisses

>>40390446
Kurwa

>>40398418
Nothing like that just to wipe up fluids and stuff. I cum inside every time. she's got that arm implant thing it's off the hook.

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>>40389481

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>>40389481

>>40398436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI

>>40398340

got some Pectus excavatum going on there huh

Went to a nice sushi place and saw the new John Wick with my gf. Theater also had house of the dead 2 and we fucked around with that for a bit while waiting for the movie to start. 10/10 night desu. First non-shit Valentine's day for me.

>be 24
>just got out of 3 year relationship that was real shitty at the end
>meet 18yo chinese girl with daddy issues from tinder few weeks ago
>fuck her in the park after getting drinks
>she tells me to spank and choke her
>we meet up late on valentine's night, go back to my place and fuck then i bust on her face
>confidence is through the roof lately

went ok senpai.

I got catcalled by a group of highschool girls

Brought a qt home to meet the family and watch nature documentaries.

Found out the next day that I have malignant melanoma.

Thanks, God.

>>40394798
Holy shit this sounds exactly like me, I think I'm going to ask my onitis out on a date when spring break starts

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>>40389361
I ended up hurting someone's feeling

>>40394798
This is giving me a real hopeful vibe, which is rare for me. Thanks anon

met gf 100 miles away at some korean restaurant, had an early dinner, went home

wasn't too happy with this one

>>40394307
>holy shit it worked

Made me smile today man. I just went on a first date with a girl the day after V day and it went well. I hope I can have the same success as you.

>>40394663
I'd love to see scott pewee herman deadlift 545

>>40394307
>She's sleeping next to me while I'm shitposting on /fit/

Kek

>tfw I like my gf but I think I only got with her in the first place because I knew she was rich

I dumped girls before just because they were as poor as me. I'm just finding out this about me. Am I a piece of shit?

>>40400662
Damn

>>40402690
Are you humble bragging or legit stupid?
This is the most vain board and you're actually asking if anyone cares?

>>40395778
this made me sad, why did you do that?

>>40389361

Took this girl I've been seeing for six months out for steak. Debated on asking her to be my gf but decided not to. Ended up banging her all night and we got eachother chocolate and stuffed animals. Life is good.

>>40402736
I wanted to know if there was anyone like me or if people felt outraged by my actions. I'm guessing you're like me.

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>>40396195
>>40389361
Yo what happens if the girl scratches your back-acne off and looks at her fingernails?

>>40389361
I went on a bike ride and hiked a mountain

All by myself

Got my cardio tho

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>>40394175
Her phone lit up on her nightstand as she was lying naked in her bed, with C H A D on top of her. She saw your text and in her mind it categorically fell with all the other beta males she talks to. She sees this category of males as people who are not a sexual threat, but a nice guy who she sees as a friend.

She then sends you the same text she responds to all of these beta males, as alpha chad laughs and kisses her neck. She slaps the phone back down and tell chad to put it in.

He plunges inside and the thought of you quickly slips from her mind and back to chad.

>>40389361
Played fifa, ate like a fat cunt.

Heaviest weight in the last 7 years. Yay!

>>40394307
>She's sleeping next to me while I'm shitposting on /fit/
welcome to my life

Built fat is my favorite body type. I am not attracted to skinny men and if they're buff they still need a lil extra pudge. OP your body is wonderful

>>40398470
friend of mine got his gf pregnant while she had that form of birth control shits not 100% brah

>>40408602
What is abortion for 300, Alex.

>>40395778
KEK

I do this same shit when a new Batman or Formula 1 game is released.

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I went for some of that

H I G H
T E S T

>>40410485
Your Penis Level must be 99 if you could get it up for that

>>40410485

There is an ogre in the corner of your room anon.

>>40394307
>bartender/mixologist
You mean Ethanol Fluid Chemical Engineer

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>>40410485
>thicc.jpg
>thinking that's thicc

>>40410485
She must have some personality..

>>40410485
ew

>>40390102
> they don't drink and literally suggest an alternative
> autistically rage lifts because they think its a rejection

Strong life friendo

>>40395778
my man

>>40391827
long distance never works, tell her you cheated then break up

>>40396071
I think the question is more of why the fuck do you have 2 gfs in the first place? If you want another gf, break up with the first one. Are you too much of a bitch to break up? Too insecure? I thought you said it's "easy" to find "them"
>expects to have any healthy relationship with 2 gfs simultaneously
You're a moron, that rarely works well even in an open polygamous relationship. If you were a girl, fit would be spam calling you a stupid delusional whore

>>40396191
>women refuse to be anything but the victim
You realize the irony here right? Here you are playing victim on fucking 4chan, shamelessly defending your own self described victim role. You hate it so much because it's what's awful about you , not them

>>40396922
how longs recovery projected to be?

>>40396455
>>40396974
I was waiting for the zodiac to show up

>>40397153
Only true "normies" would find that shit fun. Id honestly be bored

>>40398340
Lol thought it was a guy with long blonde hair.

>>40398436
Were they family?

>>40402690
You're a materialistic whore with no values, so yes

>>40402792
If you were a girl, everyone would be outraged. But because you're a guy and they "relate" to you, they'll ignore it

>>40395167
That's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever

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>>40389361
pic related
also I destroyed the last bit of faith my best friend didnt't know he still had of me ever getting a gf

I took the virginity of my best friend's 16 year old sister (I'm 18) and then we came downstairs and watched Point Break, the original one ofc, and ate some brownies she'd made during the day.

studied for my midterms from 5-8
went to the gym-arms and shoulders from 8:30 to 9:15
went to coffee with a cute girl in my law class from 10-11:30
went home and worked from 12-7
went to john wick 2 with old friends from 9:30 to 11:45
went to an underground harsh noise show in a kids basement from 12:15 to 3~
overall fun day, John Wick 2 wasn't as good as the first but no other complaints

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> gf has been having a rough time recently so I thought I'd do something nice for her
> made a chocolate strawberry cake from scratch
> got flowers and a card
> she was half an hour late to meet and the only explanation she offered was 'lol awww I'm sorry'
> didn't get me anything
> went back to her place, made out for about five minutes and then went to bed
> at 10pm

was altogether quite unfulfilling. but at least the cake was good

>>40411706
She cheated on you

>>40411738
As shitty as it is, I don't think so. Relationship's in a downward spiral and this might be the final nail in the coffin though

>>40394307

I did not expect it to go the way you said at all. Usually this kind of move fails. You must have a good body. Great work anon

>>40411706
Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship m8

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Don't know how y'all do it getting scratched and bit in bed, I find it distracting as fuck, especially when my bottom lip gets bit

Mine was a bit shitty

>both students, but term break so met gf on the saturday
>stayed together till monday, and we both travelled to see my dad, up in the mountains
>her first time meeting him
>going well, but she mad I said something dumb while drunk and embarassed her
>my dad is kind of a dick and keeps putting me down, so had minor argument with him over dinner
>he right after insisted we all go skiing together. never tried it, but ok lets try it
>he doesnt show me or gf anything, instead we spend 90 mins falling over
>that sucked
>valentines day rolls up, dad makes romantic gesture to his gf at breakfast and brings her roses and present
>shit i forgot, gf didnt do anything for me either
>we part ways on tuesday, kind of meh vibe between me and gf
>didnt actually end up doing anything for valentines

Lame desu

>>40408602
just kill the fucking thing then

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>>40410485

my gf got me a cock ring and it sort of numbed me so i took it off and took the vibrating bit out

then when my gf was on top i shoved it in here and she went ballistic saying it was stuck and fucking just shoved her fist inside herself and grabbed it and mate i was crying laughing

>>40395778
This is great.