Cocoon Mode

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I do not work. fight me.
>I excelled in high school
>Was forced to drop out to support myself at age 16
>Broke law in late teens
>Disqualified me from ever going back to school.
>I had excelled when I was in school.
>Now the only jobs available to me would require 110 hours of labor monthly to cover rent and usually DESTROY my gainz
>My history qualifies me for a SSI check.
Why should/would I not want to be a NEET with steroid abuse.
>Also pic related.

>>40388425
GED, CC, Profit.

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>>40388425
I actually do think like a prima'donna for no justifiable reason. Other poorfag wagecucks just strike me as braindead and entirely unhealthy with their lifestyles. I can make total sense as to why they belong where they do. Also they typically do not have a fitness regimen that hard work conflicts with. Being a healthy wagecuck is like a one-of-a-kind type of misfortunate outcast and I never have anyone to relate to. Some shit I've seen in the blue-collar normiefag workforce.
>Toothless cig smokers laughing at fart jokes
>Balding manlets quoting family guy
>Retards talking about how exciting it will be to go home and drink tonight heavily implying that's a normal thing
>Morons talking about the institutions keeping them poor.
>Out of shape pudgy people trying to convince me they are worth more than this.
>Generic racism.
>Generic none-sense.

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>>40388446
>I obviously have a GED friendo. Not sure you can work without 1.
>CC? explain

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>Pic related is just so god damn true

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>Probably trigger some wagecucks out there
I really just assume that the biosphere of modern man that is condemned to min. wage is reserved for the lowest of all scum.

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>Bumping for arguments of wagecucks telling me to cuck myself for a 9x9 sq ft efficiency only after achieving 200 hours of manual labor on a monthly basis.

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I'm Extra simple thinker and see it as such:
I only want a physique. That's it. Nothing else. That's 100% of what I want in life.

>Wagecuck with 12/hr which is an optimistic wage for cucks
>12/hr x 40 hours x 4 weeks = 1920 monthly
>Subtract 25 percent for income tax deductions and jewish healthcare = 1440.
>Subtract rent and utilities (roughly 800 for most bullshit rip off cities)=640
>Thats almost 20 dollars a day before essentials such as phone service, car insurance, gas, city parking etc.
>If you average another 200 dollars for monthly bills other than rent you are looking at 240 dollars spread over 30 days for food and health which is below survival funds in my opinion. Less than 10 a day.
>NOGAINZFORLIFE unless you cut corners like hurr durr I can't pay phone service or gas money or insurance for my car.

OR
>Neet
>Rent covered by section 8.0, BRAP, TANF, other Social security coverage
>SSI check amounts to 740 on average
>Stamps range from 6-200
>Usually break even with 600/month with the availability to work part-time and add to that as well as live in prosperous areas(because rents is unanimously covered regardless of property value.)
>More time in day for gainz
>No manual labor shit job to subtract gainz

>>40388485
Community College

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Turns out Niggers on gibsmedats were living like kangs all along, whilst somehow bitching about how the system keeps them down.
>Welfare dependency and gibsmedats is it's own voter block that demands to have the same advantages in life as low-income earners. This implies that they will forever subtract from the quality of life from low-income earners and continually provide higher assistance for welfare recipient NEETs.
>Hurr durr but what if welfare runs out? It would be a great day in bizarro world, but with the influx and migrants in first world countries and the generations of system dependent numales, welfare is going nowhere but up for years and years to come. It's low income earnings that will continually decline.
>It boils down to whether or not you think that serving and sucking off the ass of the war machine is somehow virtuous. In my opinion it's materialistic and only people who are prostitutes will work for an illogical sum of earnings because they feel that's their place. They have no health and self-image goals and will do what they're told because they're drones and subhuman.
> An extreme example of a work slave would be chinks. Chinks are feeble and weak on a physical level and are born into child slavery as a cultural norm. They are embarassed to display emotions and find it prestigous to settle for less.

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This is currently me, but not by choice

>College grad
>Trouble finding job
>Move back home a few months ago
>Visit GF like once a month
>Start roiding because I have all the time in the world and it erases my crippling depression Ive had for 12 years

I think cocoon mode after college is perfect. Time to reflect and prep. Ill enter my career with a perfect bod, gorgeous face, and boundless confidence.

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>>40388976
please go back to /pol/

>>40388976
pls

>>40389137
you're retarded

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>>40388425

How much of your day do you have to spend on imageboards to be this fucking delusional

>Either be wagecuck or NEET lelll

Yea or go to community college for two years and pay jack shit, transfer to Uni with scholarships and graduate in another 2

Paid back my loans in one year, make 55k base with commission that will exceed 20k this year.

My family and friends and GF see me as a success and not a burdern

But yea just get big muscles and sit around all day listening to conspiracy theories and blaming your problems on minorities and jews rather than the rich dudes who control everything and you cant do a damn thing to because, in their eyes, like most peoples, you are a fucking worthless cockroach

Its fucking hilarious that you cucks keep plopping rich republican balls in your mouths when they wouldnt stand up for you in a second and slash social programs you leech off of anyway. At least immigrants come here to work rather than sit in basements and do steroids and are too autistic to integrate into society.

You talk big as an Anon but we all know you people are too ashamed to admit anything you believe or do to anyone IRL. Beyond pathetic, and nothing will be lost when you die alone in a gubment assisted hovel.

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>>40388375
>mfw I'm a 35 year old man

Can't wait for my 18 year old gf. Apologies in advance if she's one of you guys oneitis.

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>>40389167
Yea dog its those fucking libruls man! Always helping out those minorities instead of the white man! Its a global conspiracy, despite all facts to the contrary, despite economists, scientists, journalists, lawyers, and prominent businessman all telling you youre retarded sycophants eating up the shit of the elite wealthy, at least you can blame some minorities with no political or economic influence right? They ahve to be the enemy, not the puppet masters pulling your strings and raping the economy for their own pockets.

But hey youre good christian non degenerates with true morals like sitting at home and leeching off your parents and the government, WHILE SOMEHOW simultaneously blaming minorities for....leeching off the government?

I wish I could bash your face in with a hammer.

>>40388475

this is a good image, anon