How do you guys train your pet manlet? Mine is getting a bit

>>40387622
I let mine talk to girls so they can laugh him back into submission

i just let mine browse /fit/

>>40387622
I rarely release him from the manlet pit

Anyone have the pasta about the dude who lets his great dane rape manlets?

better watch out >>40387258

manlet uprising happening

delete this entire thread

>at gym
>tie manlet to post
>he somehow sneaks into the gym and does leg extensions
>legs extend and he goes from 5'11 to 6ft and is now free

fuck...

>>40387622
Submissive men are too needy. No thanks.

>>40387622
>being too beta to train a manlet

Just kys bro.

>>40387626
Fpbp

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>>40387622
Honestly I never bothered to properly train my manlet, just let him run wild, sit on the furniture and even fed him at the table. Now he is completely undiscplined, his coat is unkempt, eyes cloudy, teeth a mess, and twenty pounds overweight. When he isn't eating or whining to be fed he spends all his time tucked away in his den.

Son you are a disappointment

>>40389116
bumping for this

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>>40387622
Take him to the vet to get gassed and just cop another one. Manlets are worthless.

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>>40387622
Stay Jelly lanklets:

https://games.crossfit.com/legacy-leaderboard?year=2016&competition=1

all are under 5'11"

>>40389231
jesus christ no wonder men feel so self conscious about height in burgerland

>>40389288
>all roiding compensating manlets who practice a meme sport are under 5"11

As expected

>>40389231

*wipes forehead*

I'm so happy to do 5'11 reading those.

>>40389288
>crossfit
I'm glad manlets have found a sport that isn't a sport to be good at

>>40387622
Funniest thread I've read today lmao

>>40387626
topkek

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>>40387626

Whoa mama

>>40389664
They're also pretty good at getting fucked in the ass and bullied by taller more dominant men.

>>40389634
>He's happy his height starts with 5

COPE
O
P
E

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>>40387622
Shut up, you don't know SHIT about my people.

We fit into seats better, make mad gains, and girls feel less frightened of us, so they ACTUALLY aren't afraid to date us. Fucking lanklets

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>>40391021
>all tall people are lanklets
Lmmfao at your coping.
>tfw 6'3" and built like a monster
Manlets are worthless.

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>>40391118
I will look bigger than you when I bulk up and I'll have a tall cutie pie. Girls don't notice me as much but I'll get a true sweetheart one day who doesn't love me for my height

>>40391149
And when she starts lusting after real men, I'll be there to cuck you, maybe you can watch while I fuck her ruthlessly.

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>>40391210
A real man is judged by the content of his character, not by how much he struggles to fit in aeroplane seats

My gf will love me for me, and be my true sweetheart. She would never want some one like you

No getting cucked for me lanklets

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>>40387626

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>>40391247
>lanklet
Again, coping. It's okay little guy, I'm sure you're absolutely correct about everything.
>mfw the girl in your picture is actually 5'5"

>>40392549
>>40392549
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna just rise above it

>>40392663

With a step ladder?

>>40392763
Fuck you think you're smart lanklet?

No matter what you say, I'm still standing

>>40392858
Barely

>>40391247
LMFAO get a load at how pissed off this stupid little manlet is.

>>40393094
5'6 isn't manlet, asshole

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>>40393114
>5'6 isn't manlet

>>40393148
Shut up, world average male height is 5'8" so I might be below average but I'm not a fucking manlet

>>40394027
Manlets in denial season 1 episode 43

>>40394027
You're the same size as a schoolgirl.

How does that feel?

>>40392663
>>40392763
>>40392858
>>40393034
Nice try, samefag

>>40394042
Lanklet cunt season 3 episode 14:

Gangly man with small peen picks on short but sweet guys because he is insecure and can't understand basic statistics

>>40394054
What? No, maybe in india or something but only around half the girls in my class at school were taller than me, I call that a win asshole

>>40394027
>world average male height is 5'8"

>being below average
>manlet
pick two

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>>40394061
Nice try faggot

>>40394068
So half the human population of men are manlets? LOL what a load of shit.

Girls love how big my dick looks because of my shorter body anyway

>>40394064
Height trolling has now evolved into this. I suppose it was inevitable.

>>40387633
He cant climb out of mine anyway.

>>40389164
I actually lol'd.

>>40394088
Half the world's population are hungry skeletons, does that mean we should admire hungry skeletons?

Your rationalizations are pathetic. Anything below 5'10" is manlet.

>>40394237
>5'10
t. manlet

6' - 6'5' is the normal and optimal heigh for a man. Maybe a bit lower if you're an asian.

I just want to say I love all you fucks, regardless if you're pushing 5'3 or 6'5.

>>40387622
>trying to train a pet that is incapable of learning

>>40394071
Manlet BTFO

>>40394172
Oh you keep yours at four feet deep too then?

>>40394253
>6'5"
t. lanklet

Over 6'2" and you start turning into a beanpole.

>>40394323
>you start turning into a beanpole
t. DYEL

You're safe as long as you lift.

Fucking lanklets. 'Manlets' is such a meme

You only hate men of shortness because they bullied you and beat you up at school

>>40394336
>You're safe as long as you're taller than the woman.
The things these -lets tell themselves, baka.

>>40394323
This kid is soo pissed

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>>40387626

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>>40394402

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>>40394323

>>40394703
You're just proving my point that lanklets need Rich Piana levels of roids to look proportional.

>>40387622
guys how do i find a dominant guy who will leash me like that

grindr is fucking disgusting

>>40387622
why does this picture turn me on

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>5'10
>tell people that i'm 6'0
>nobody notices

>>40393114
Lmao my gf is three inches taller than you and i dominate the shit out of her in bed. You're a tiny man and should be embarrassed of yourself

>Be me
>Be 5'9
>Wish I wasn't manlet

Please help

>>40389164
Kek

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>>40387626
why did i laugh so hard at this

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>>40387622
Dominate and dick him regularly so that he knows he's my personal boyslut.
My manlet now exclusively live off of soy and my semen.

>>40389231
>attractive girls saying short men should be killed
no one would say this, this is social suicide

half these accounts are definitely fake
also i'm 6' you cucks

>>40396208
Get help

>>40389288
What is funner /fit/
>Manlet
>Crossfit

>>40391247
>Real man
>/fit/
Kek

>>40394831
>Strongmen look as aesthetic as manlets

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>>40387626

you'll all be cucked by a dyel twink manlet mark my dubs

>tfw statistically greater than half the people in this thread are actually manlets themselves
>tfw masochism is back in style
glad i'm 6'3