>enter gym >THOR, ODINS SON PROTECTOR OF MANKIND

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my gym mostly just plays lil yachty

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>>40381218
RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE
THE RAGNAROK AWAITS

>enter gym
>calmly walk up to the p.a. system
>plug in phone, navigate to music
>...
>..
>.
>I AM THE ONE DON'T WEIGH A TON DON'T NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET

>enter gym
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?

>>40382360
what is it like being a white 17 year old in 2016

>enter homegym
>no lyrics because fuck vocals

>>40382435
feels ignorant, man

i listen to shitty rap music for all my pressing and accessories, blow me

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>enter gym
>versace on the floor

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Best fuckin song to lay down a new pr with

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>enter gym
>ALEXANDER THE GREAT HIS NAME STRUCK FEAR INTO HEARTS OF MEN

>enter gym
>THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>enter gym
>SENZURI PUNCH-PERMA ONETWOTHREEFOUR

>enter gym
>TO THE GATES OF HELL, AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO HEAVEN

>enter gym
>and i feel like BABY, BABY, BABY *GROWL*
>on computer is a youtube video named metal covers of popular songs

>>40381218
no gym plays that shit unless you go to a powerlifting one

>enter gym
>YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO

>>40382494
tell me what you want what you reallly reallly want

>>40381218
>enter gym
>ALL EMBRACE ME. IT'S MY TIME TO RULE AT LAST.

>>40383432
Fuck that song gets me pumped

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>>40381218

>tfw no loud noises in my gym

>>40383432
>FIFTEEN YEARS, HAVE I BEEN WAITING. TO SIT UPON MY THRONE

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>>40381218
I'm now imagining a gym where they play The Smiths exclusively

>enter gym
>OH MOTHER
>I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD

>enter gym
>JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>enter gym
>IT'S O-KAY TO BE GAY LET'S REJOICE WITH THE BOYS IN THE GAAAY WAAAY

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>enter homegym
HEAR THE ENGINES ROARING
HEAR THE GRINDING STEEL
ADVANCING DIVISIONS
BEHIND ARMORED WHEELS

>>40381218
I CLOSE MU EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>enter gym
>reach the bottom of squat
>RULES OF NAYYY TURRRRRRRE
>explode upward

>>40381245
>AIN'T
>NO
>TELLIN
>WHAT
>I'M
>FINNA
>BE ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>40382792
JANISSARIES PREPARE TO DIE

>Enter Gym
>I'M GONNA POUND YOU INTO OBLIVION

>Enter gym
>Well if it ain't me old chum Chicken Chaser

;_;

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>>40384407
no homo tho

>Enter gym
EEEK BEN VUUULGARIS MAGISTRAAAALIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U

>>40381218
>enter gym
>

>empty as always
>connect phone and lift to heavy ass metal as always

Guys, I say it one last time. Join a small, hole in the wall oly club where you pay basically nothing and can slam around weights as you please.

>enter gym
>WENN ICH DAS SEH

>enter gym
>THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

>>40386309
Duuuuuude Heidevolk gets me so pumped

>enter gym
>FÖR KRIGET DET KAN FÖRGÖRA EN MAN