>>40378042 Yes.

>>40378042
Yes. Many times. And I dont go out much, so that should tell you something. Also Im nowhere near my final form.

Lift. Diet. Work.

>>40378042
No

I've had girls immediately want to have sex with me because of my gains

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>>40378042
Literally everyday of my life
>6'1
>broad shoulders
>handsome face
>white
>well muscled for someone my size
>too much of a coward to start a conversation with the girls who eye fuck me all class long

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

Yes. I've had girls come up and grab my crotch and smile while just walking.

>>40378099

Post pics

>>40378042
Yup.

>>40378110
I would absolutely hate that.

strangers need to stay the fuck away from my cock at all times.

>>40378042
Yes.
I've had women make fools of themselves because of it. Really fucked with my head because I had serious body dysmorphia and low self esteem. Thought they were making fun of me.

When I thought I was fat I was actually bear mode, when I was overweight and doing hard tabata every night l I apprently had a nice ass and now that I'm cutting and doing bodyweight only stuff I apparently have a nice body or something.

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>>40378042
What gains?

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>>40378154
>crying
It's your fault for not having gains. So don't cry.

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high school girls..yes

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>>40378121
I'm not huge but I look good in clothes

>>40378162
>high school girls
They are the hottest, what's your problem? Prime time.

>>40378174
I don't feel like going to jail.

>>40378181
Don't get caught nigga

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>>40378172
how long until I achieve this mode?

>>40378191
A year of lifting and 12%bf

>>40378206
>>40378191
Ehh it took me 1.5 years to go from left pic to right. 160lbs of skinny fat to ~170lbs muscular.

>>40378220
the only time it is acceptable to not ask a girl out because of the people around you is when you are with your mother or grandmother or your wife.

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>>40378186
It can be a problem for a sperg like me. Especially when they take tours around college, and I'm going home. You see a bunch of high school kids, and they stare at you. Girls ask for my name as I pass, and I can't do shit because teachers and some parents are present

>>40378206
gotcha fampai, thanks

>>40378228
Right. It's not exactly and impressive physique, but it's a very realistic an attainable goal for anyone who comes here, looks in the mirror, and has doubts if success.

>>40378148
Yes this has also happened to me, and I failed to take advantage of it

>Get in elevator
>Cute Asian
>Seems nervous
>Oh you are going to the 24th, I'm to 25th
>OK...
>Looks to her side with a "wtf did I just said"
>Get out, she says something else
>Turn around
>What? What was that?
>All red, doors closed

Then it hit me. I could of taken the stairs, but then again, I also spill spaghetti so, yeah.

>>40378172
mirin
fuck you

>>40378228
>6'1
>160lbs
how did you escape the concentration camp?

>>40378042
Yes, almost entirely my ass tbqh. (I'm a guy)

When I used to be ~10% bf I also got mires for my abs a lot

>>40378250
I read this four times and don't understand

>>40378042
My step-grandmother wanted to flex for my little brother (3 years old) to show him how 'many' muscles I had.

Today at work a girl said "Wow muscles" when looking at me
She is 6 years old though...

>>40378268
my ass was mired by this black chick that used to work at A&W with me. she would always fucking grab it and do weird shit when I was around.

confused the shit out of me because I was fat at the time.

>>40378172
Whats your height and weight there guy?

>>40378291
>work
>"Wow muscles"
>6 years old

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>>40378267
hehe

ill tell you, but you have to pay the troll toll

>>40378042
Too must autism to notice t b h senpai

>>40378291
hi, can you give us your name and direction
t.not the FBI

>>40378220
You make it seem like the first words coming out of your mouth when you talk to her is about asking her out. You ever considered to start a conversation like a normal person?

>>40378291
that's pretty cute anon.

>>40378042
All the time m8 At work especially. They call me handsome peaches

>>40378309
>handsome peaches
let me guess, gyno?

>>40378297
Right now I'm 6'1 172, the before pic I was like 160

>>40378042
I got too much acne for them to even notice my gains.

feelsbadman

No because i dont have any

My much younger half-sister sits on my back when I do pushups and says I need to get even stronger

>>40378353
she wants the D

>>40378346
Lmao really hope youre joking.

>>40378351
Accutane

I put up with cystic acne for about 10 years, tried every thing under the sun (including $8000 laser surgery) and nothing worked.

Bitch I'm about to finish my 6th month of accutane and my skin hasn't been this clear since 7th grade. My confidence has never been higher.

Downside is that I can rarely hit legs because of the joint pain it gives my knees, but fuck it.

>>40378148
>don't believe that people can actually like you
i too know this feel

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>>40378097
This, feels so damn good

>>40378394
Fish oil

>>40378042
there was this milf waiting out her son's tabletennis class and wathced me the whole time I've been doing my chinups.

She was on the phone with someone and smiled at me after my set. I'm lonely so I would have fucked her real hard, even though she had a manface (slutty clothes made her hot tho).

>>40378394
Thanks bro. I'll give it a shot. Been on so many different products and "natural" treatments and nothing has worked so far.

>>40378172
>broad shoulders
kek

>>40378394
>Accutane
Just went to a dermatologist about this today, said there would be muscle pains and immense mood swings... still worth to get rid of my fucking acne, shits a curse.

>>40379089
I did SS and Accutane at the same time and I was fine. My brother got back and joint pain and couldn't lift properly on it.
You won't know how it affects you until you start.

>>40379089
I didn't have either when I took it, just unbelievably dry skin. get buttloads of lotion

>>40378042
Why are Asians with nice curves toppest tier? How can white girls compete?

>>40378042
I think I still look like a fat DYEL but the girl I'm seeing likes to mire or at least pretend to

>>40379310
By not having web feet for starters

then blue/green eyes

then non-black hair

then having personalities, even if many of them are shitty at least they're not all soulless academics

>>40379656
>not loving long black or dark dark brown hair
phaggot

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>>40379667
That's your only option with gooks. No "diversity" whatsoever

>>40378042
I mire you all though

>break up with GF
>Rebound w 10/10 blonde qt Ive known for years
>She gets off work at club, brings me food, bang the shit out of her
>Mom calls next morning, talk to her while flexing in the window reflection
>She giggles and say I remind her of Patrick Bateman

This is no bamboozle and was one of t he best moments of my life

I no longer have those abs or that girl :(

>>40379916
Don't just look at it...eat it :)

>>40378042
does my grandma count?

>>40378042

I started going to the gym about a year ago. The only compliment I ever hear is, "Have you gotten taller?" I'm already 6ft 2, I think they can tell something is different but are to embarrassed to mire the gains.

>>40379709
wait. holy shit. why do gooks not have different colored hair? i just noticed all asians only have black nad brown hair naturally...

>>40378172
I have literally the same build as the pic on the left.

>5'10, 210 pounds at 18/20%
>posted on a CBT a while ago, got a pretty good reaction
>look pretty built in a t-shirt, 45 inch chest 36 inch waist

When I used to be about 170ish I got comments quite a lot, girls touching my chest/back and commenting at parties etc..

Now I don't get comments much, I occasionally catch people staring and can feel people looking when I'm in public. I've also noticed that I get more respect from guys.

>been lifting for literally only a month or so
>friend playfully punches me in the arm
>woah Anon you've got some muscle there
>other friend starts trying to get me to flex
ill make it just yet brehs

>>40378042
Everyday bro

>>40378110
Got girls grab my ass but not my croch

Mostly old women and girls I already know. I usually get mires from old men usually.

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What's wrong with that sushi girl's feet?

LOOK AT THEM

>>40378191
Depends where you come from. It took me about 3 weeks

>>40378228
See fellas, this retard did some sort of split. If he did SS too start he'd be pretty fucking big now. Wasted.

>>40378042
Just went to the walk in clinic for a head cold and ear infection.

Nurse asked me to take my fleece off so she could hear me breathe

She places her hand on my tricep and listens to my lungs

she was mirin right guys?

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>>40378042

>no matter how hard you lift she's never going to love you back

Yes, a girl said i had "big arms" even though im an armlet at 14 1/2 inches tfw sever body dismorphia and whenever i get complimented i feel like im getting made fun of. At least that gives me more motivation to put in all i got into working out.

>>40378042
yes but they were sub par women

>>40378304
it isn't illegal for a 6 year old to mire you, only for you to mire a 6 year old

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>>40378042

Yes. Went from 140 lbs at 6'1'' (severely depressed) to ~ 205lbs in 4 years or so.

>female friends occasionally ask if they can touch my arms
>have found that suddenly my female friends are FAR more interested in putting their arm in mine while we walk than before
>one, who's a bit of a lush, will blatantly squeeze my arms and ask me to flex my back and biceps for her every time she sees me
>had one friend who didn't see me before I got /fit/ gape at me and tell me that I looked "absolutely massive"
>get felt up at clubs
>had pic related happen to me (Chinese girl sent me a love letter, asked me out and then this Skype conversation)
>while in China had grills approach me and ask to touch my arms and skin because they'd never seen someone like me before

>mfw despite all this I still have severe self esteem problems due to years of abuse as a child/teen

WHEW

>>40380849
>sooooo man

>>40378228
>170lbs

bruh I'm 6'1 and about 180lbs lean and I look tiny. Do you not have legs or something?

>>40378294
That was just a jubilant catarina

Today a gymbri said I was becoming even more of a big guy and yesterday this milf mired my biceps, also a negress goddes at my work got out of her to say hi to me yesterday. She literally never acknowledge my existence before.

>>40378394
Fish oil,tumeric/black pepper,cissus and glucosamine

>>40380849
>SOOOOOO MANNNNNN

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>>40380602
>she chose the dyel because he's better looking

>>40378099
>6' 2"
When will they learn.

>>40379018
he's not wrong

Funny enough, I'm admired by gay guys, not by girls.
I think I look like a bottom with a male personality.
Well, I am a Newfag trying to get /fit/ though.
Hopefully this will change.
My ass is fine, though

>>40378110

If a guy had done that there'd be an arrest.

>>40378042
No, I'm still underweight

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lost my v card to a pretty hot chick 3 or so weeks ago. As were fugging missionary she's feeling up my tris and goes "oh my god youre arms are perfect"

Feels pretty good man

>>40380216
Whites are the only race with different colored hair

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>>40378042
No. I'm not /fit/, just a wantabe.
I went for my first run today and although it wasn't too bad, it wasn't any fun. Next time I might take some earphones to listen to music or something. My goal at the moment isn't really to make any serious gains, I just want to cut down my body fat a bit, I just got finished with my second semester of uni and my diet the whole year was terrible, I'm not fat, just a little chubbier than I used to be and it's gotten to the point where I want to do something about it.

>>40380849
>tfw will never be called soooooo man

>>40382272
stop doing cardio and start lifting you fucking pussy

>>40380849
>))
pls carry me to 8k mmr in dota russki

>>40378172
>anon you work out?
>w-why don't you have a six pack?

>>40382355
Ain't that shit expensive?
Do you go to the gym or do you have a home kit?

>>40378042
Only about my glutes.

>>40382390
Is this a joke?
Use your unis gym you moron.

>>40378304
Donald T., Washington. Good luck finding me, you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid

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>>40378042
Now that you mention, not in ages. I've lettin myself go , but not anymore. Thanks 4 the reminder anon.


I'm going to make it

Hopefully soon but I haven't had a girl approach me directly because of that yet, I fill out clothes and i'm pretty strong for my weight but I still look skinny with clothes on. Always get mired for my face though thank fucking god I would not get laid without that i'm pretty awkward with girls unless i'm wasted

>>40378042
no only by men

>>40378097
>I've had girls immediately want to have sex with me because of my gains
mirin

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>>40382374

Wait do international people not do the ))) thing?

>>40382833
No, only Russians do it. I think it had to do with your keyboard layout or something

>>40378042
Yes, faggot. All the time.

The trick is being lean though... no power lifter mode.

A couple of days ago one of my managers was merlin, but it wasn't the first time she's done it.

I was taking off my shirt to switch to my uniform at the back of the store I work before my shift began. Didn't think anyone would pass by since it's way back there, but she caught me and ended up staring for a few awkward seconds. Next thing I know, right after my shift ended, she kept initiating a conversation and wouldn't stop trying to chat with me.

I was a bit down about this oneitis, and just wanted to keep things to myself. Guess she took notice of me being distant from everyone and now she insists on being the one who clocks me out at the end of my shift where she uses that time to ask a bunch of personal questions.

what are the muscles you've found mired most?
also any manlets find the switch from normal to /fit/ mires real?

>>40378042
dude you will literally get mires on beginner gains.

>>40382987
do you wanna fug her?

>>40378042
Yes.

She's married.

He's falling apart.

I'm getting swoler by the week.

Feels good mang.

>just gotta cut down for them good abs
>cut effort, diet, volume, all sucks
>wanna bulk and get stronk instead

>>40383045

Biceps, triceps and traps.

Basically what looks good when framed with a shirt/sweater.

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>>40378172
>but I look good in clothes
You just look good.

>>40378250
what?????

>>40383079
fair enough, I also know juicy glutes work well too, idk about any others.

>>40382914
They don't have the colon ":" key so they just type )))) instead of :)

>>40382170
i take it you've never been to australia,the middle east or the pacific islands?

>>40383065

Not really, no. She's nice, cute and has a good petite body, but I just don't see her as my type. Plus I'm not sure anymore, but last time I checked, she has a boyfriend. Although it was a couple of years ago since I last heard about him. And I'm not the type that wants to get with people in relationships.

>>40380433
>SS
>Hypertrophy
Please fucking kill yourself

>>40378094

yes and this

I've gotten a "Wow anon you're so built" every now and then when I go to pool parties or beaches.

>>40383045
Arms and shoulders are the most obvious ones since they are almost never covered

But abs are the deal sealer

Do swole manlets get mired, asking for a friend

>>40380849
>sooooo man

i want to be called this some day

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>>40378148

>Really fucked with my head because I had serious body dysmorphia and low self esteem. Thought they were making fun of me.

You and me both m8

>>40378172

Post legs

>>40378250

What moon runes did you translate this from?

>>40382170

T. Idiot

>>40382170
Isolated idiot found

>>40378148
>>40384125
Yep
Anytime i see someone staring at me i assume something is wrong.

>>40384214
>>40384266
Hes right though.
The only exception is the abo apes that have their own version of blonde hair.

>>40378042
Yea
>at mates place
>he's selling some kind of speedy drugs
>lines some up as a tester
>invites some ho's around to do drugs with us (lovely girls though in all honesty)
>one is a thin black hair nerd girl the other is chubby blonde who my mate is fucking
>somehow get on the topic of muscles
>friend is in his room smoking P
>take my shirt off
>strike a few poses
>wow, anon you have a nice back!
>touching biceps, abs etc
>don't get laid because I was a pussy and decided to be faithful to my girlfriend

I had good fun though, did a shitload of MD and speedy shit and talked about anime and internet shit with nerdy girl. Really hit it off with her, she was super cool and far more attractive than my girlfriend, I don't think I made the right decision to stay with her.

>>40384483
her being my girlfriend of course, also forgot to mention I was barely even lifting at the time.

>>40378162
Literally this.

I get mired by high school girls who go to my gym. I changed my lifting schedule twice so I don't get distracted by all these prime teen pussies oozing with pheromones.

>>40378172
lol another ss+gomad victim

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>>40380849
how long till chicks tell me im sooo mannn brehs?

>>40384691
As soon as you always look like what you look like when you're pumped. The eternal pump-chase.

>>40378172
>tfw it took me 6 months to go from holocaust survivor to skinnyfat
>tfw it would take another six months to go from skinnyfat to athlete mode
>and prolly another six months to unlock ottermode

Why is natty bodybuilding have to be this hard?

>>40378042
Only ever by jailbait. I'll be thirty in like 3 months.

Taking spell requests now, brothers...

>>40378172
why are your nipples trying to escape?

When i fucked your mom she told me that my manlet biceps look tasty and thicc like beyonce.

>>40378172
>Lanket """gains"""

Gains.exe could not be found.

>>40384276
Arabs also have a naturally occurring orange-haired population, but the share is even lower than in Whites (which is already very small). Mohammed had orange hair.

>>40384714
godspeed my man

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>>40380849

how so I get
>soooooooooooo man

mode?

pls respond

>>40384724
Why aren't yours?

>>40384714
Get in line. I've been on the spell caster path to sagedom.

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>>40378042
Does a female 60y+ old janitor counts?

>>40378042
I'm probably too dense or oblivious to notice any positive attention outside of professional/passing politeness to think I have been.

Gym receptionist started saying hi and farewell to me regularly now after being at the gym for about 3 months. Usually will notice she is looking at my direction as her eyes avert to the side or I catch them and we only keep a moment to two of eye contact.
>I'm probably only either in the direction of her gaze or she was minding something else.

A gym trainer will acknowledge me and makes an effort to engage with me physically (usually assisting me with a stretch or a pat on the back during a class session) or having me do high-fives.
>Probably thinks I'm inept or retarded

>>40379656
Fuck off mate. I bet if a Japanese qt 3.14 ever talked you, you'd fold over like you always do on the squat rack.

>>40380602
I feel it man...

>>40385014
yes, of course.

>>40378042

Yes, everywhere I've ever worked plus in the gym. I am about this stronk life.

>>40384711
Because you suck at it and aren't eating enough in general, let alone of the right stuff.

>>40378110
Once when I was like 13 this girl who was like 30+ grabbed my hand and put it on her naked breast and shared some of her rum with me to calm me down as she removed this large shell that was lodged in my heel.

I got laid in japan because I wore a T-Shirt in a Bar during winter and my arms are quite swole....

>>40380849

how is life in russia?

>>40384910
>Mohammed had orange hair.
Joke?

>>40384711
>ottermode comes after athlete mode
m8 what kind of shitty athletes are you watching

>>40378250
did she "pretend" to tie her hair up in a ponytail?

>>40378042
Yes. And it got me nowhere.

>>40380849
>Ending sentences with ))

Slav detected.

>>40385650
No, he actually had orange hair.

>>40378042
yes. friends of mine grab my arms or touch my back way more often since I started lifting again. when fucking girls, they grab my ass, scratch my my back, claw my forearms, touch my chest. they comment on it pretty often

>>40380913
>>40381555
>>40382272

A meme was born this day. I just wanna be called sooooooo man now.

>had this legit 9/10 stunner female friend for a few years (known since childhood)
>Was always fat
>Lost weight and Saw her again 3/4th through my weightloss journey
>Run into her at open air festival during spring
>"Oh my God your hot now!"

Also
>Other female friend who has had a boyfriend for a few years
>fun personality, speaks first thinks After
>Top level banter
>Run into her on m8s birthday
>Shoot the shit
>Eventuelly turn around and announce I need to go to the toilet
>Moment I turn around feel two hands on my back near shoulders, rubbing downwards in one motion til Just above my waist
Her BF is a top tier m8 so
>Turned around and quietly ask what that was with a grin on my face
>'nothing'
This was shortly after I first started noticing I had gainz worth mentioning

I wasnt even optimal in Both cases so it was either them being impressed with my (nonexistant) aesthetic physique or girls really dig visible self improvement

>>40382390
Do you want to be soooo man or a skinny fat faggot? thats the real question here

>>40378172
lolno. those are some thin arms senpai

>>40383322
if u want to look big as fuck u gotta have a big back

>>40384910
fairly sure blond hair is result of euro fags incest bs way back in the day

>>40386696
motivation get

>>40386696
weight height and bf % when these happened? and how long did it take you to achieve this

>>40378172
First was years ago, regained some fat and lost it again since recently
First was 186/6'1 , around 90KG/200LBS 17%BF (was 125KG 45%)

Second was same height, same weight, but around 15%BF

I have a small case of love handles but my back/shoulders are whider so it doesnt show in clothing much

Both arent really that impressive to fit standards hence the comment it couldve been they were impressed with the personal improvement I went through implied by the change from fat couch potatoe to fit exfat in progress

>>40386997
Also 2 years, 6 months SS After that 4 day PH split (upper/lower is shit tho bad balance) I did legs/shoulders & back/chest

Didnt have to isolate arms cause I was doing something with Bis and tris every work out

>>40387055
Linked wrong person

>>40387147

>>40386134
Mohammed was white so it makes sense.

>>40378162

Same. I like to jog to the bus stop in the morning and catch it to the gym for a quick workout. I get there one day there's this girl there, must be 14 or so starts looking at me staring at my arms and then starts making small talk. Don't want to be an asshole so have a chat with her.

Notice she's appearing more and more at the stop around the times I go to the gym whereas she was only there a few times before, always checks out my arms because I'm in my gym vest.

Don't ever see her talking to anyone else but smiles when she sees me jogging up and starts chatting second I arrive and being flirty.

>Mfw arms aren't big enough to get women's attention just school kids.
>My face when not into kids
>Mfw have no face.

>>40387147
Did u find u were gaining weight very quickly when u started? Im a bit over a month into lifting seriously started with very low muscle mass and strength and high body fat around 20% maybe. I feel like im gaining some muscle and losing some fat but my weight has been around 80-84kg since i began bothering to check it

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All the time usually by older women.It's funny because I don't get as many mires when I cover up my body so am 200% convinced that whoever is trying to sell the bullshit that women don't like muscles are people who can't muster the will and courage to go make gains and people who are above 20% bodyfat with what THEY THINK are muscles but it's actually just some bloated size with no definition or vascularity.Come back when your "muscles" look like muscles and then you'll see the truth.

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>>40385625
tell me the story please.
Currently studying japanese, and I'm going to Kyoto for six months soon, studying abroad.
I'm 6'1, decently looking, 180~ lbs with 10%bf.

How do I get laid?

>>40383351

5' 7 and yes.

I'm not huge, but I have decent muscle and low bf%

>>40385728
Was her bathing suit tight?

>>40387275
Well I was losing fat at the same time so I dont know

They say you cant gain muscle and lose fat but I had serious muscle definition when I started slimming down to low fat%

The actual growth After muscle definition became visible was slow tho

>>40381005
Underrated. So fucking underrated.

Been lifting 2 months
Had a girl straight up ask me if I was on steroids

>>40387523
calling bs
pic or it didnt happen

>>40387415
You were just naturally strong under the fat then. Slimming the fat off can give you the impression you bulked up. The fat goes away so you can actually see you have muscle as opposed to just fat.

>>40380849

Can confirm.
Live in China a little bit. Blond, blue eyed German. Ottermode.
Got laid like never before in my life. Not only by Chinese girls but also by tourists and foreign students because they are just not attracted to Chinese guys.

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>>40380849
>tfw not sooooo man
Someone give me the sooooo man routine

Probably not, I work nights and all winter I have not seen the sun. Also a coworker told me I look like Gollum from lord of the rings

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>>40382833
My Ukrainian gf does this, I always thought it was a typo so I'd do it too on random sentences for fun. About a year later I learned it was a smiley.

>>40387556
Pics of her asking if I was on roids?
I posted it with the time frame in order to demonstrate the absurdity of her comment as well as the fact that women are clueless in general

>>40379089
The mental side effects are overblown-- the only reason they're listed at all is because some pre-schizo guy offed himself in 2007 while he was taking accutane. I did two rounds myself and based on my experience and my derm's experience in prescribing it, there hasn't been a single incident in my state.

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>>40387320

>>40387523
>>40387556
>>40387670

I believe you. people are idiots and just uninformed.

shit like this happens all the time. give it a few more months and more people you don't see anymore will start asking if you have been relentlessly hitting the gym.

>>40386134
The joke is that hes make believe, not his hair color you sheep

>>40378042
It's been a whie, but yeah.
Feels good.

>>40385014
If she's 60+ she's prolly been around the block with some seriously hot dudes, especially if she would have been attractive as a teen. Trust me, if she's mirin you, you're doing good.

>>40380849
>tfw never been called sooooo mann after 2 years of lifting
YOU GUYS TOLD ME SS + GOMAD WASN'T A MEME THE MOST I'VE EVER BEEN CALLED WAS SOOOO BOY WTF

>>40378148
height?

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>>40380849
>tfw you will never be soooooo man mode

>>40381806
pussy grabber

>>40380849
I've been complimented plenty, enough I thought.
>tfw being called soooooo man is now my final goal.

>>40378042
Sauce on pic anyone?

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>>40378042
Been felt up by two guys and one girl. Not gay, but faggots like me for some reason. First two were basically sexual assault, first guy at a festival, second at a club, both literally walked up and grabbed my pecs. I move them off they drunkenly walk off. I didn't really care.

Third time was good though, making out with a girl on a club dance floor, I quickly undo a button on my shirt because it's hot and we making out. She goes ham thinking this is some sort of sexual gesture grabs my chest up under my shirt. You bet I felt her up when she did that.

Friends thought I was alpha because she approached me, meanwhile I am just an otter mode autist who can't even drink at the moment due to Accutane. But, in 5 month I'm going to Chad tier so I'll be patient.

>>40381806
it's sexual assault though, if he had evidence he could get her arrested

>>40384691

>Get a decent body
>Go to the beach with your friends
>Pretend not to pose but flex enough to look natural.
>Post pictures to tinder.
>Easiest compliments and free bangs ever.

*You must be attractive or this doesn't work.

>>40378228
>>40380979
ya I feel the same at 185 lbs, I look smaller than he does. Shoulders and chest insertions do a lot I presume, we need to work shoulders

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I work in a club as a bouncer and occasionally gets grills molesting my arms, saying how big they are.

Jokes on them though, I'm still dyel as fuck

>tfw ugly
>tfw the only people who have mired me are my grandmother and my mother

Fug. I'd love to even have an average face, then maybe I'd do well. But all lifting did for my face was harden my jawline a little, the rest of me is still ugly and my jawline isn't even close to perfect or good.

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>>40378099
>probably could have been drowning in pussy every day
>still a beta cuck waiting

today a girl asked me to open a bottle for her
[spoiler]it was hard and I had to adjust my grip twice[/spoiler]

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>>40382452
>tfw will never be as cut as Jack
>tfw will never have those defining contour lines

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>>40385618
here's your (you)

and that's fucking sicc, so jelly; more deets?

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no
why even lift
im a skinny fucking manlet
wrists are tiny
im a framelet
just want to give up

>>40391918
Please tell me you haven't been doing SS for two years... it's a beginner routine, you should've switched to a split or PPL when you couldn't progress linear anymore.

>>40378042
>At lame ass party
>only two girls there 9/10 and 7/10
>theres a fire outback
>were all standing around in talking and guys start being cringy jumping over it trying to impress the girls
>I'm wearing a vneck that shows off my arms
>they both go over to me and start touching my arms and saying it makes them feel safe
>I have an ottermode body but big arms so I get a lot of mires

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>>40378172
>white

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Was in a group chat with some friends from highscool that I have a class in uni with and a girl called me big and strong. does that count?

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>>40380602
>tfw

>>40379310
Asian feet are the fucking worst

>>40394331
pleb

>>40378042
Yes. And I don't even look that good. You get mirin' because they like you, they like you because of how you act. Lifting won't cure your autism /fit/, remember that.

>>40378250
Yeah. She acted kind of cute but sometimes when women spill spaghetti they sort of look off so they become just something to ignore until we realize why they acted the way they did.

>>40378530
Sucks doesn't it. Even worse when you realize that you are or are becoming what is considered attractive but you don't actually feel like or even know what that means

>>40384125
signed

>>40391934
6'3".

>>40379738
Cheeki stahp. I don't deserve 'mires till after my cut.

>>40394331
no exact opposite

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>>40394331
They literally invented foot fetish, pleb.

>>40378250
you're stupid as fuck

>>40385618
Actually true story when I was 15 I broke one of my arms and I was crying heavily when they were taking the x ray and a cute nurse was holding my arm and she had her breasts on the hand of my broken arm so it was like I was on excruciating pain but at the same time I was touching boobs for the first time in my life.
Like I was 90% pain 10% pleasure.
I'm pretty sure she knew I was grabbing her tits but she still kept on pushing against my hand.

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>>40380849
Made you guys a screencap because I have autism

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>>40396530

Fag who posted the original skype cap, could you blank out my name/the rest of her profile pic for me? I forgot to do it in the one I posted.

>>40378099
Are you me?

>6'
>broad shoulders
>good face, green eyes
>muscular
>fill out my shirts (in a good way)
>always get eye fucked
>never do anything

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

>>40380849

>tfw most guys would have been sooooooo man, but totally got screwed from a culture of shoddy parenting.

>>40378042
When i was a twink. I only had visible abs. Now I have double both my bench and my squat and nothing. Shit happens

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>>40396530
Aw thanks man, I just hope it doesn't get posted for karma on leddit.

>>40378110
I've had girls strip naked and get down on all fours and spread their cheeks for me just when I walk down the street

>>40396581
>>40378099
me too except im 5'8

; )

>>40378154
Austist sasha made more gains than you

>>40395872
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFPHPHHPTTTTZ

>>40387326
Do you ahve trouble getting women taller than you? Im not as short as you but i feel like my height isnt a problem as long im not shorter then her and being super taller doesnt help much.

>>40394026
Leave this board my friend you are in the wrong place with an attitude like that.

>>40378042
yes, nearly all the time. I always subtly flex my pecs when sitting and they notice.

>>40387571
Fair enough, if it means anything, the tipping point for getting mires for me was when my shoulders and back became visibly whider then my waist due to weightloss, Friends said I had a nice V but my inner fitizen was like 'nah I still have love handles'

>>40395872
Good thing that shit became a hit overseas then

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>>40381882
I know man.
The first time I was properly mired

>2 years of dry spell
>Hitting the Gym during
>get it on with girl
>good sex
afterwards
>I'm lying flat on my back
>one arm around her
>she's hugging me
>best fucking position ever
>she's running her hand over my chest
>down my arm
>back on my chest
>down my arm again

>"You're in pretty good shape!"

Best fucking feeling ever. It was repeated with other girls later. But only when in bed

>"You're pretty strong"
>"I mean look at you"

It's the best fucking feeling ever.

Getting mired during sex is amazing.

>fuck a petite girl, maybe 50 kg
>lift her up and fuck her while standing, her arms around my neck
>"OH MY GOD"
>biting my traps while she cums

another time with different girl
>pause while fucking
>go to the kitchen to grab something to drink for us
>back in bed she says "your ass is perfect" while grabbing it

Mire not sex related
>on a business trip in China with the company I work for
>you can get tailored clothes really cheap so I thought I'll buy a few
>ask a Chinese colleague (4/10 girl but really nice) to show me a good place so I won't get scammed
>next day we are at that place together and I get measured
>girl measuring me is as ugly as my colleague
>both talk in Chinese, giggle, my colleague blushes a little bit
>a week later we pick up the clothes
>her little shop is filled with women while I try the clothes on
>same shit as the last time, lots of talking, giggles, my coleague blushes the whole time
>clothes looked great, no complaints on my part
>they ask me to take a few pictures with the clothes for her 'catalogue'
>at the end I took pictures with every women, pretty sure not for their catalogue
>all of them a 5/10 at best
>still a good feeling

>>40397577

It is true that there's a disadvantage. You can just tell she'd prefer you were as tall as her or taller. But with a bit of game it can be overcome. I've been with a few girls taller than me, though I like smaller girls.

>Meet girl at work
>Befriend her over time
>Opens up to me
>She's unhappy in her relationship
>Sex with her fiancee is bad
>Blah blah blah
Fast forward to obvious conclusion
>We're fucking like rabbits any chance we get
>She always claws at my chest and bites my shoulders, licks my abs and shit
>Constantly comments on my physique, tells me how amazing my body is
>Basically worships my cock (it's decent size, clearly bigger than she's used to)
>I feel like I'm an accessory, she just goes crazy whenever we fuck
>Repressed desires manifesting I guess

Eventually I broke things off after almost getting caught fucking at work (someone watched us both leave the back of delivery van together, later questioned me why there were hand prints on the floor in there...). But, while it lasted it was a lot of fun.

That was the first time my body was 'mired by a slut. Similar things have happened again with a few other girls. Always feels great knowing women lust after me rather than their partners. Don't even care that they're cheating -- I don't want 'em long term.

Funnily enough, she still ended up marrying that guy. Poor bastard. I wonder how many other coworkers shes fucked since then?

>>40395872
please god sauce

my cousin essentially said I looked puny

so no

>>40398255
did you slap his shit

>>40398277
it was a little girl and I would never hurt her, even if she hurt me in my heart when she said it

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I have a girl but I still get mired. Recent one:

>in the club with some friends
>friend says we gotta go meet a few girls he knows, it's one of their birthdays
>3 girls and 1 gay guy show up
>2 of the girls are pigs but birthday girl is a solid 8/10
>outside in the smoking area
>I got my arm leaning on this railing while sat on a wall holding myself up because I'm drunk as shit
>birthday girl sits under my arm so it's around her shoulder
>leans in and starts touching my chest and shoulder
> "if you didn't have a girlfriend I'd be all over you"
> "th-thanks, you're not bad yourself"
Am I beta for not cheating?

>>40398287
burn it as fuel for your journey

>>40398299
legs and shoulders tomorrow...

>>40398298
>Am I beta for not cheating?
No. Having clear morals is what distinguish alphas from the scum.

>>40398298
>being monogamous after getting fit
lmao girls aren't worth that much friend

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>>40398316
>fucking more than one person in your life is monogamy

>>40383045
5'8" 140lb Manlet with an lmao1pl8 bench here.

Girls notice me now.

are there any woman out there who are actually worth more than a fuck? I have NEVER had a deep meaningful conversation with another woman it's like they are all idiots who focus on trivial things

>>40380849
why did i think of ichiya from fairy tail? maaaaaaaaaaaan

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this is my favourite

>>40394331
Never seen feet from other Asian countries, but VNese feet are pretty cute

>>40398517
>tfw no 10 year old protoboobs pressed against my cheek

>>40398150
pleaaaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeee

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>tfw working today
>tfw aways had this weird flirty relationship with qt Asian coworker (p.s. I live in asia)
>tfw as we're leaving work today she says to me "you have a big ass"
>tfw I don't even know how she knows the word "ass"

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>>40380849
>sooooooo man
what did she mean by this?

>>40398659
She's a big fan of The Blues Brothers.

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>>40378042
The only people that have noticed my recent gains are guys that I work with. This is bullshit.

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>>40397983
>Funnily enough, she still ended up marrying that guy. Poor bastard. I wonder how many other coworkers shes fucked since then?

Women truly are the worst scum that exist on this planet. Giving them the right to work and vote was a mistake.

>>40398550
That's pedo, anon

>>40397983
height and dick size pls?

>>40398672
Kek

>>40378174
>high school girls
>They are the hottest, what's your problem? Prime time.

My mind immediately went 'fetch two mountains'

I think I might be broken

>>40397208
Mirin

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>>40384272
Come feel with me lad

>Several girls looking at me a couple of weeks ago while going to uni.
>"fuck am I wearing something stupid? Do I have something in my face?"
>go to bathroom and check myself in the mirror, everything is normal

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Tfw I'm a DYEL when I wear a sweatshirt. Told my girlfriend all the time that I go to the gym, but she never noticed my gains because winter, and she had lights off for sexy times. Saw her one time after I went to the gym, she was mirin hard, felt up my bi's. Had sexy times with lights on shortly after.

was with a friend from HS at a local bar a few months ago.
I at the time achieved skinnyfat mode but decent face gains cause I didnt lift like a retard

>She sees other chick we graduated with and goes over to talk
>I wait cause anxiety
>comes back
>"anon she was asking who you were and I said oh that's anon from HS. Do you want to talk to him
>She says "my BF wouldn't like that I think"

good feels

>>40387345
did she loved every minute of being in the elevator?

>>40397932
kekked a bit

>>40378172
DYE train arms?

>>40397589
Says who?

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I have this pretty good looking coworker who's 30ish with a couple kids. I play hockey with her husband sometimes.
>When I started this job I weighed 260lbs (6'3)
>she was nice to me but never spoke to me more than the job required, which was pretty seldom
>got used to the new job and found I could get most of my work done in 6 hours
>2 free hours a day to shitpost because I don't want to ask for more work and be dealt shitty work
>Lurk /fit/ and realize i'm a fat shit that needs to get my act together
>a year of /fit/ got me down to 205
>She's become much chattier with me
> "anon you're so thin now, you look so great, what's your secret?"
>"Wow your arms really fill out that shirt anon"
>I typically just blush and say thanks bc i'm not used to the attention
>A few weeks later we had a safety conference to attend for some certification bullshit
>drinks after the event with a few other people from the conference
>Nothing out of the usual until we got a few drinks in
>probably 2 bottles of wine in I feel her hand up and down my thigh then onto my arm then onto my back
>becool.jpg
>We left the bar probably a bottle of wine each later
>her hotel room was beside mine and she invited me in for another drink
>Told her it was probably a bad idea and that we've gotta be up early
>"come on anon, it's just a drink, it's not like i'm going to try anything"
>politely declined again
>fapped like a fucking madman at the thought afterwards

I think I made the right choice but fuck if I don't think about what would have happened had I went in there
>

>>40400976
>I think I made the right choice
>coworker
>female
>alcohol
>coworker
>wife of a friend
>alcohol
>coworker
>as in, works in the same company, and has worked there before you

Not only have you made the right choice, but you also have either more backbone, moral fiber or willpower than most men, and I fucking salute you. I shouldn't be surprised since you managed to drop 60lbs. More guys should be as cautious and/or willing as you.

>>40378042
Yeah, this girl I work with has.
She's Chinese and has an unbelievable booty.

>>40378042
Had a couple girls tell me I had the perfect body, I was basically otter mode at the time lel.

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>>40401054

Thanks m8

>>40401119
I got to agree with this Anon
>>40401119

You did well Bro, that is the sign of a (as much as I hate using this term) Alpha. Well done.

>>40400976
you were the better man and didn't do it

>>40401054>>40401119
>>40401351
Listen to these people anon, you did well

>>40401119
I can never tell what that expression in the last panel is

>>40389364
never fails to make me laugh

>>40402140
I can't remember the word for it..
but its like Happyness/sadness and pride I think?

>>40398315
t. Fedora

>>40380849
>))
slav detected

>>40401054
Good job.

>>40397983
The person asking you about the van knew, they fucking knew.

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>>40378042
bic

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>>40398298
Nah don't worry about it. Some even say principles make a man.

>>40402199
resolution?

>>40399831
it's not if you say no pedo though

>>40378042
Yes,I was late for a plane,I took of my jacket after waiting to go through the barrier and she looked at me then stared at my bod,never took her eyes off me and just motioned at me to come through

>>40402506
>being in public space shirtless
He was already autistic to begin with

>>40400002
I understand this reference. Happens to me with random phrases all the time.

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>>40378042
Yes. Coworker. My autism was so powerful I didn't notice, even when she explicitly talked about how she liked to spend time in the backroom just to talk with me.
>tfw hindsight 20/20

>>40380849
Are you me?
>sooooo man

>>40398298
Tbh i dont know your situation but in that situation i'd have called the GF for a potential threesome. Its worked for me before. if you are aesthetic as you say.